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KurtCobain
12-22-2010, 12:05 AM
fuck

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-22-2010, 12:10 AM
What the hell?

pr_capone
12-22-2010, 12:18 AM
Just do it already.

Go at it like your namesake and eat some bird shot.

nstygma
12-22-2010, 12:18 AM
how is your daughter doing?

Thig Lyfe
12-22-2010, 12:20 AM
"Worse" than you.

KurtCobain
12-22-2010, 12:21 AM
Just do it already.

Go at it like your namesake and eat some bird shot.

I should.

pr_capone
12-22-2010, 12:22 AM
I should.

A real man would use buck shot though. Or a Deer slug.

KurtCobain
12-22-2010, 12:24 AM
A real man would use buck shot though. Or a Deer slug.

Thankyou for the tips. You're one hell of a guy. But if I fuck it up I'll go to prison with half a face, I've seen them guys, not pretty.

I'd rather my chances with a needle.

Jenson71
12-22-2010, 12:24 AM
You say that to the next person, who says it to the next person, and on down the line, until you reach the last person who has it worse and all the people have been accounted for, and thus, he's the one that has it the worst.

And that guy is me. I'll be taking questions for 15 minutes.

pr_capone
12-22-2010, 12:27 AM
Thankyou for the tips. You're one hell of a guy. But if I **** it up I'll go to prison with half a face, I've seen them guys, not pretty.

I'd rather my chances with a needle.

Just trying to be helpful.

If you fear fucking it up, you could always go with a double barreled shotgun. You have two chances at getting it right.

KurtCobain
12-22-2010, 12:27 AM
You say that to the next person, who says it to the next person, and on down the line, until you reach the last person who has it worse and all the people have been accounted for, and thus, he's the one that has it the worst.

And that guy is me. I'll be taking questions for 15 minutes.

What's it like to chased down by rapists and church people everyday?

KurtCobain
12-22-2010, 12:28 AM
Just trying to be helpful.

If you fear ****ing it up, you could always go with a double barreled shotgun. You have two chances at getting it right.

Shit, the Chiefs have fucked up better odds than that.

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-22-2010, 12:30 AM
How many times are you going to edit that OP?

pr_capone
12-22-2010, 12:30 AM
Shit, the Chiefs have ****ed up better odds than that.

Perhaps... but I have faith in you.

Jenson71
12-22-2010, 12:30 AM
What's it like to chased down by rapists and church people everyday?

The chase is the highpoint of the day. When they catch me, it becomes the third best part of the day. (The gnat I have for my meals is the 2nd best)

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-22-2010, 12:31 AM
I just noticed there are 2 people in chat. I wonder who it is and what they are talking about.

pr_capone
12-22-2010, 12:33 AM
I just noticed there are 2 people in chat. I wonder who it is and what they are talking about.

Go see and report back to us.

Jenson71
12-22-2010, 12:34 AM
I'm there, now.

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-22-2010, 12:35 AM
I'm there, now.
Who else is in there?

KurtCobain
12-22-2010, 12:39 AM
How many times are you going to edit that OP?

What doyou want me to put there?

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-22-2010, 12:40 AM
What doyou want me to put there? That I fucking hate everything and I want to do drugs and kill my wife? Or something happier?
Is that how you really feel?

Chocolate Hog
12-22-2010, 12:41 AM
This dude is fucked up

KurtCobain
12-22-2010, 12:41 AM
Is that how you really feel?

No, I feel a tad worse.

Thig Lyfe
12-22-2010, 12:42 AM
This thread is either going to end up in the Hall of Classics or in an evidence file.

cdcox
12-22-2010, 12:43 AM
Do you have a sponsor? If so, call him.

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-22-2010, 12:45 AM
No, I feel a tad worse.
Aside from killing your wife and doing drugs, what would make things better for you?

KurtCobain
12-22-2010, 12:46 AM
Aside from killing your wife and doing drugs, what would make things better for you?

relocation

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-22-2010, 12:47 AM
relocation
to any place in particular?

Buck
12-22-2010, 12:49 AM
Instead of doing anything stupid, look at this hot chick instead.

http://i.imgur.com/o0FHS.jpg

pr_capone
12-22-2010, 12:50 AM
Instead of doing anything stupid, look at this hot chick instead.

http://i.imgur.com/o0FHS.jpg

dude... she looks like she is 15.














































AWESOME!

/i keed

KurtCobain
12-22-2010, 01:00 AM
ioh

David.
12-22-2010, 01:42 AM
This thread makes sense.
Posted via Mobile Device

KurtCobain
12-22-2010, 02:50 PM
to any place in particular?

Not Nebraska.

Detoxing
12-22-2010, 02:52 PM
Go to the bathroom and hang yourself with toilet paper?

Just trying to help.....

Zaiko
12-22-2010, 03:13 PM
Go to your local government office and ask for help because you are having suicidal thoughts. They've made an investment in you, and they'll be damned if they let it slip away. Who's going to pay for all this shit?

Hog Farmer
12-22-2010, 03:22 PM
Hey dude , you think your life is bad. I have to masturbate pigs to make ends meet. There's no way in hell you can beat that. I get drunk and play Russian roulette every Monday night just hoping I might win.

Superturtle
12-22-2010, 03:23 PM
?

DJ's left nut
12-22-2010, 03:25 PM
You guys really dropped the ball here.

I thought we figured this out by now - if someone starts a thread or says something otherwise exceptionally regretable, it is incumbant upon the next poster to QUOTE THE DAMN THING!

Now I have no idea whether this thread ever had any burst to begin with.

It certainly no longer appears to.

Consistent1
12-22-2010, 03:29 PM
You guys really dropped the ball here.

I thought we figured this out by now - if someone starts a thread or says something otherwise exceptionally regretable, it is incumbant upon the next poster to QUOTE THE DAMN THING!

Now I have no idea whether this thread ever had any burst to begin with.

It certainly no longer appears to.

For real!

What's the story boys?

Superturtle
12-22-2010, 03:30 PM
this X2

Awesome Aric
12-22-2010, 03:32 PM
Suicide?

Come on bro, think of the people you'd hurt.

It'd hurt me. Hell I don't even know you but it would hurt me because someone would have made such a dumb decision to end something so special. Life is something many of the dead would kill for! Don't go and fuck it all up. I never want to hear about suicides. And all you enablers can go screw themselves. How dare you try and push this man off the edge like that.

Like my boy Joe Dirt said, Life's a garden... Dig it.

KurtCobain
12-22-2010, 03:33 PM
You guys really dropped the ball here.


http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/12780/SamieParker.jpg

Reaper16
12-22-2010, 03:34 PM
Life is something many of the dead would kill for!
LMAO

Hog Farmer
12-22-2010, 03:35 PM
Suicide?

Come on bro, think of the people you'd hurt.

It'd hurt me. Hell I don't even know you but it would hurt me because someone would have made such a dumb decision to end something so special. Life is something many of the dead would kill for! Don't go and **** it all up. I never want to hear about suicides. And all you enablers can go screw themselves. How dare you try and push this man off the edge like that.

Like my boy Joe Dirt said, Life's a garden... Dig it.

Then why don't you come down to Texas and jack off my goddamn pigs for me !!!!!

Awesome Aric
12-22-2010, 03:37 PM
Then why don't you come down to Texas and jack off my goddamn pigs for me !!!!!

I do that shit on my freetime that's no biggie.

Iowanian
12-22-2010, 03:42 PM
KurtCobain,

I missed what you wrote but I'm assuming it's not good.

I know I had been hard on you the first time around, but I was happy to hear
you'd been doing better. I guess I hope some Christmas spirit finds you and helps you get your mind right again.

Good luck.

KurtCobain
12-22-2010, 03:44 PM
KurtCobain,

I missed what you wrote but I'm assuming it's not good.

I know I had been hard on you the first time around, but I was happy to hear
you'd been doing better. I guess I hope some Christmas spirit finds you and helps you get your mind right again.

Good luck.

Thank you for your thoughts, but everything is fine now. Bad night, stupid post that I changed after five minutes. Shouldn't of bumped it either, but I wanted to fuck with loren about his beautiful home state.

Nothing to see here though, everythings awesome.

luv
12-22-2010, 03:45 PM
What doyou want me to put there? That I fucking hate everything and I want to do drugs and kill my wife? Or something happier?

Didn't you just get married?

Hog Farmer
12-22-2010, 03:46 PM
Didn't you just get married?


That would explain a shitload right there !

RedThat
12-22-2010, 04:06 PM
Suicide?

Come on bro, think of the people you'd hurt.

It'd hurt me. Hell I don't even know you but it would hurt me because someone would have made such a dumb decision to end something so special. Life is something many of the dead would kill for! Don't go and **** it all up. I never want to hear about suicides. And all you enablers can go screw themselves. How dare you try and push this man off the edge like that.

Like my boy Joe Dirt said, Life's a garden... Dig it.

This I agree. 100%

I wonder about this board sometimes. A lot of ****'n stupid a**holes on here.

This thread is not bad. Obviously this man is going through hard times but what is so disturbing is to see some these ****n a**holes encourage this man to go commit suicide. ****'n lower than low you piece of sh*t scum bags. Go **** yourselves.

*Cobain, you be strong, you hear and don't listen to these schmucks. They are of the devil.

Hog Farmer
12-22-2010, 04:08 PM
Thank you for your thoughts, but everything is fine now. Bad night, stupid post that I changed after five minutes. Shouldn't of bumped it either, but I wanted to **** with loren about his beautiful home state.

Nothing to see here though, everythings awesome.


I knew you would feel better after I repped you.

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-22-2010, 04:09 PM
Not Nebraska.
Well that shows that you're not mentally ill. :D