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BigRedChief
12-23-2010, 05:30 PM
Post em if you got em

My grievance:
Frikking hypocrites of all types tick me off. Where the hell do they get off. JEEEZZZ :shake:

Rams Fan
12-23-2010, 05:31 PM
People that want to takeaway the NFC West's playoff berth. JEEZ.

WebGem
12-23-2010, 05:44 PM
Broncos draft pick not getting taken away for cheating

Gonzo
12-23-2010, 06:01 PM
You all can just suck it.
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ChiefaRoo
12-23-2010, 06:04 PM
Hot sauce that's NOT hot!!!

BigRedChief
12-23-2010, 06:05 PM
You all can just suck it.
Posted via Mobile DevicePost fail.

Thats not a grievance, thats an observation.

petegz28
12-23-2010, 06:15 PM
Charles doesn't get enough carries!!! WTF???

Shawn Smith doesn't get enough carries. Double WTF???

58-4ever
12-23-2010, 06:16 PM
People that get mad because the retail store is out of the item they want at the last fucking minute can all suck a fat one.

They don't order the shit. Get your fat ass out of the trailer and do your shopping a little earlier.

SPATCH
12-23-2010, 06:18 PM
http://www.redriderleglamps.ca/images/products/Mid%20Res%20Festivus.jpg

petegz28
12-23-2010, 06:18 PM
Stopping the clock for the Raiders to review a clear catch then not stopping to clock to review a clear non-catch.

mlyonsd
12-23-2010, 06:20 PM
People that drive on the interstate through construction zones that can't keep up with the maximum posted speed. 55 is 55. Not 50, 45, 40, or even 35.

Take another route.

Count Zarth
12-23-2010, 06:22 PM
Chiefs fans who complain about having to sit in the cold to watch a division leading team.

Hydrae
12-23-2010, 06:22 PM
Tailgaters on the highway

(and yes, I was going to put in this answer before mlyonsd's post:) )

petegz28
12-23-2010, 06:23 PM
Chiefs fans who complain about having to sit in the cold to watch a division leading team.

While you sit in your house watching.

mlyonsd
12-23-2010, 06:27 PM
Tailgaters on the highway

(and yes, I was going to put in this answer before mlyonsd's post:) )

LOL, after 14 years of driving 90 miles a day while going to work and back I've learned tailgating doesn't make them drive any faster.

Dr. Van Halen
12-23-2010, 06:29 PM
People who make clever "insult" words out of team names. Faiders, Chefs, etc.

Discuss Thrower
12-23-2010, 06:29 PM
Pete, it grates on me a lil bit when you whinge about the officiating.

LiveSteam
12-23-2010, 06:31 PM
DAN BB & the BIG what ever it is gonna be called

GloryDayz
12-23-2010, 07:38 PM
I'm still not so happy that God hasn't burned all of Denver to the ground (except for the houses of Chiefs fans), we know he hates them... GDI!!!!

sd4chiefs
12-23-2010, 07:52 PM
My d*ckhead neighbor asking me if I'm a Charger Fan yet.

BigRedChief
12-23-2010, 08:42 PM
People who make clever "insult" words out of team names. Faiders, Chefs, etc.True Dat!

Qweefs? Is that suppose to upset me?:facepalm:

Gonzo
12-23-2010, 09:05 PM
Post fail.

Thats not a grievance, thats an observation.
People who try to point out, (and correct) posts only to fuck it up worse than it was in the first place.
:D
Time for the feats of strength!
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GloryDayz
12-23-2010, 09:08 PM
I'm mad that it's taken me this long to find this gem!!

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Superturtle
12-23-2010, 09:09 PM
Zubats. Zubats drive me FUCKING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chiefs Rool
12-23-2010, 09:09 PM
Liquor stores that don't carry Boulevard beer, wtf?

I'm NEVER GOING TO WIN THAT LOTTERY!

BushyTheBeaver
12-23-2010, 09:19 PM
People who can't drive in snow. This includes:


Legal and Illegal Immigrants
Teenagers

+ the people who pretty much suck at driving under all conditions. This includes...

Women
People on Cell Phones
The over 70

BigRedChief
12-23-2010, 09:20 PM
People who try to point out, (and correct) posts only to **** it up worse than it was in the first place.
:D
Time for the feats of strength!
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http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6127/featsofstrength.jpg
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper333/stills/926081008347.jpg

Buehler445
12-23-2010, 10:01 PM
People who can't drive in snow. This includes:


Legal and Illegal Immigrants
Teenagers

+ the people who pretty much suck at driving under all conditions. This includes...

Women
People on Cell Phones
The over 70


Soccer moms (OK, they cn't

Troof.

Inconsiderate fucks piss me off.
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jjchieffan
12-23-2010, 10:06 PM
So called Chiefs fans who let their kids root for the donks. I mean wtf???




j/k Donger:Poke:

big nasty kcnut
12-23-2010, 10:08 PM
People who whine about me being slow yet i found a way to go faster and you still complain. Also that no one here have the guts to call me and chat sometime like I'm a fucking leper.

Dave Lane
12-23-2010, 10:09 PM
I hate people that are intolerant.


tic

jjchieffan
12-23-2010, 10:09 PM
Know it alls

chasedude
12-23-2010, 10:29 PM
My brother and his stupid ex-wife!

If you're coming up for the holidays and you know your ex-wife is going to cause problems because she knows you're gonna be in town, then why call her and tell her you're in town?

FUCK! I just know she is going to be coming by xmas day where she isn't welcome and cause all kinds of problems. I'm getting premonitions of the sheriff being called to take her off the property. Why, oh why, is my brother such an imbecile?

Shit like this makes me hate the holidays.

luv
12-23-2010, 11:44 PM
Ex-employer
Department coordinator at school
people who let people turn in front of the at stop lights when traffic is backed up behind them.
And five different Walmarts and four different Walgreens are out of m&m dispensers!

LaChapelle
12-24-2010, 05:35 AM
People who wear their balls on their sleeve
If you had balls you wouldn't have sleeves idiot

JOhn
12-24-2010, 05:38 AM
Women who for some reason think child birth is the hardest thing imaginable.
They've obviously never tried pissing straight with an erectionROFL

El Jefe
12-24-2010, 06:25 AM
People that get mad because the retail store is out of the item they want at the last ****ing minute can all suck a fat one.

They don't order the shit. Get your fat ass out of the trailer and do your shopping a little earlier.

HAHAHAHA

BigMeatballDave
12-24-2010, 06:46 AM
People who dont know how to negotiate a fucking Round-a-Bout.

El Jefe
12-24-2010, 06:48 AM
People who dont know how to negotiate a ****ing Round-a-Bout.

Eye take ofence to that govena!

BigMeatballDave
12-24-2010, 06:55 AM
Eye take ofence to that govena!:)

Seriously. I work in Urbana. Ever drive thru that town?

El Jefe
12-24-2010, 06:57 AM
:)

Seriously. I work in Urbana. Ever drive thru that town?

Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about ROFL

Hog Farmer
12-24-2010, 07:07 AM
Boars with ED problems

stevieray
12-24-2010, 07:14 AM
people who don't use their turn signals...

DJay23
12-24-2010, 07:24 AM
People who aren't fans of the local pro sports team in a place they've lived all their lives because the team isn't good enough for them.

I'll second the women drivers thing. I also drive 90 miles to and from work every day and 9 times out of 10 the asshole who isn't paying any attention to the flow of traffic, cars in other lanes, or road conditions is going to be a woman.

POND_OF_RED
12-24-2010, 07:48 AM
Why the fuck doesn't anyone know anything on the Tony Mitchell situation?

BigRedChief
12-24-2010, 07:57 AM
Why the **** doesn't anyone know anything on the Tony Mitchell situation?Who's Tony Mitchell?

Chief Henry
12-24-2010, 07:57 AM
people who don't use their turn signals...

:thumb: Nice pic btw

ChiefsNow
12-24-2010, 08:03 AM
I hate people who hate people.

seclark
12-24-2010, 08:05 AM
people that make peanut brittle w/coconut.
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POND_OF_RED
12-24-2010, 08:06 AM
Who's Tony Mitchell?

Big Mizzou basketball recruit. Been waiting forever to see if he will be cleared to play this year.

ChiefsNow
12-24-2010, 08:08 AM
When I eat corn, it comes back out undamaged.

DJay23
12-24-2010, 08:15 AM
When I eat corn, it comes back out undamaged.

How about it? I look at the ear of corn I just shit out and wonder, "Didn't I chew those corn niblets?"

El Jefe
12-24-2010, 08:26 AM
How about it? I look at the ear of corn I just shit out and wonder, "Didn't I chew those corn niblets?"

:LOL:

RockChalk
12-24-2010, 08:40 AM
My biggest grievance so far this holiday season is directed toward the 9 or 10 people I've run into at various stores telling me that they aren't participating in Christmas this year because of how rude/uncaring/etc people are...so because of these rude/uncaring people, their season has been ruined.

I don't know if I just look like the kind of guy who enjoys having random people say things like that to him, but the Scrooges have been out in full force this year.

Zebedee DuBois
12-24-2010, 08:43 AM
When I eat corn, it comes back out undamaged.

i would bet serious money that the flavor is damaged.

seclark
12-24-2010, 08:43 AM
How about it? I look at the ear of corn I just shit out and wonder, "Didn't I chew those corn niblets?"

i'd be more concerned about that cob.
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Dartgod
12-24-2010, 08:44 AM
This message has been deleted by stevieray (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=10745).
People who delete their posts before I get a chance to read them.

;)

Iowanian
12-24-2010, 08:48 AM
I am going to release my list of grievances, naming names, via secret email club later today.

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-24-2010, 08:49 AM
Believe or not, I have absolutely nothing to bitch about today.

seclark
12-24-2010, 08:53 AM
Believe or not, I have absolutely nothing to bitch about today.

then you're not trying hard enough.
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Bacon Cheeseburger
12-24-2010, 08:56 AM
I've had about enough of that sec guy.

Iowanian
12-24-2010, 08:57 AM
I just heard my employee airing grievances in the back room on the phone about having to work today. The only reason I had him come in today was so i could hand him a cash Christmas bonus after 2 months on the job. Guess he's cleaning the bathroom before bonus time.

Merry Christmas little buddy.

ChiefsNow
12-24-2010, 08:58 AM
How about it? I look at the ear of corn I just shit out and wonder, "Didn't I chew those corn niblets?"

You can eat cream corn and it will come out whole kernel.

58-4ever
12-24-2010, 09:01 AM
I just heard my employee airing grievances in the back room on the phone about having to work today. The only reason I had him come in today was so i could hand him a cash Christmas bonus after 2 months on the job. Guess he's cleaning the bathroom before bonus time.

Merry Christmas little buddy.

That is hilarious. He's going to feel like a real ass. :thumb:

ChiefsNow
12-24-2010, 09:14 AM
I hate people who want to learn to fly but don't want to learn how to land.

Earthling
12-24-2010, 09:48 AM
Slow drivers who speed up as soon as a passing lane becomes available.

ChiefsNow
12-24-2010, 10:03 AM
Slow drivers who speed up as soon as a passing lane becomes available.

And those who have to pass you , just to slow down and take the next exit.

Zebedee DuBois
12-24-2010, 10:06 AM
I hate people who want to learn to fly but don't want to learn how to land.

Landing comes naturally to everyone. Skill reduces the landing speed.

Earthling
12-24-2010, 10:09 AM
And those who have to pass you , just to slow down and take the next exit.

Lol Yep

Zebedee DuBois
12-24-2010, 10:11 AM
It grieves me that some of my fellow Christians have taken a militant tone towards people that say "Happy Holidays!" Here, a fellow human has extended an olive branch with a positive greeting, and the olive branch is ripped from their hands and used to beat them about the head and shoulders with the admonishment that "If you don't believe and behave exactly like I do, you are contemptible." What an un-Christian attitude!

Buehler445
12-24-2010, 10:19 AM
I just heard my employee airing grievances in the back room on the phone about having to work today. The only reason I had him come in today was so i could hand him a cash Christmas bonus after 2 months on the job. Guess he's cleaning the bathroom before bonus time.

Merry Christmas little buddy.

LOL Brutal.

That's what you get for being nice.

Iowanian
12-24-2010, 10:28 AM
He's a great young man, but he's going to learn a valuable lesson in about 20 minutes.
I decided he doesn't even have to scrub the shitter. I'd want to work for me.

seclark
12-24-2010, 10:33 AM
He's a great young man, but he's going to learn a valuable lesson in about 20 minutes.
I decided he doesn't even have to scrub the shitter. I'd want to work for me.

old softie...
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kcfanXIII
12-24-2010, 12:12 PM
It grieves me that some of my fellow Christians have taken a militant tone towards people that say "Happy Holidays!" Here, a fellow human has extended an olive branch with a positive greeting, and the olive branch is ripped from their hands and used to beat them about the head and shoulders with the admonishment that "If you don't believe and behave exactly like I do, you are contemptible." What an un-Christian attitude!

i find the arrogance of Christians this time of year to be higher then most of the year. Like xmas is the only holiday that is celebrated. Pay no mind to the fact its just the Christians stealing a pagan holiday in order to provide an easier transition for early christians. Its all about the "virgin birth.". Lol if i was 35 and she was 14 id say it was immaculate conception too.

Halfcan
12-24-2010, 12:17 PM
I have Nothing to complain about. I have great friends, 3 beautiful kids, and opening 2 new restaurants in the next 3 months. Life is good!

Mr. Kotter
12-24-2010, 12:44 PM
i find the arrogance of Christians this time of year to be higher then most of the year. Like xmas is the only holiday that is celebrated. Pay no mind to the fact its just the Christians stealing a pagan holiday in order to provide an easier transition for early christians. Its all about the "virgin birth.". Lol if i was 35 and she was 14 id say it was immaculate conception too.

You know...arrogance isn't confined to Christians. Personally, I know and observe a whole lot of educated, enlightened, and sophisticated people who fancy themselves as superior--and most the them are not Christians. Enjoy the season, regardless of your reason. Lighten up. Happy Holidays, dude.

KCtotheSB
12-24-2010, 12:58 PM
People who incessantly bitch about a Chiefs team that is 9-5 and won't sit back to enjoy the ride.

SPATCH
12-24-2010, 01:00 PM
People who incessantly bitch about a Chiefs team that is 9-5 and won't sit back to enjoy the ride.

If you're not first, you're last.. America #1. Love it or leave it.

stevieray
12-24-2010, 01:07 PM
I have Nothing to complain about. I have great friends, 3 beautiful kids, and opening 2 new restaurants in the next 3 months. Life is good!

need any mural or faux painting or signwork done?

Donger
12-24-2010, 01:12 PM
My plan is nearing completion. God help you all.

Donger
12-24-2010, 01:14 PM
i find the arrogance of Christians this time of year to be higher then most of the year. Like xmas is the only holiday that is celebrated. Pay no mind to the fact its just the Christians stealing a pagan holiday in order to provide an easier transition for early christians. Its all about the "virgin birth.". Lol if i was 35 and she was 14 id say it was immaculate conception too.

Right now, Jesus is somewhere reading this and thinking, "Let me get this straight. I died for this prick's sins by being nailed to a cross, stuck in the side with a spear (and they didn't even use stainless steel nails), and I'M arrogant?!!"

petegz28
12-24-2010, 01:17 PM
Right now, Jesus is somewhere reading this and thinking, "Let me get this straight. I died for this prick's sins by being nailed to a cross, stuck in the side with a spear (and they didn't even use stainless steel nails), and I'M arrogant?!!"

Or perhaps he is just as pissed that the church had to steal a holiday from another religion to mark his birth instead of making one for his own outright???

Donger
12-24-2010, 01:22 PM
Or perhaps he is just as pissed that the church had to steal a holiday from another religion to mark his birth instead of making one for his own outright???

ROFL

Sully
12-24-2010, 01:36 PM
One person saving ten seats at a movie theater, so their friends can show up during the previews.
Hey, asshole...
Tell your friends to show up on time.
I showed up early enough to get a seat, trumping their lateness.
You don't need 10 people to sit side by side. If you all need to talk so much, go somewhere else.
And get your g@&damn feet off my seat.


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stumppy
12-24-2010, 01:40 PM
I have a grievance that needs aired.

Here it is again, another Christmas. Oh Joy ! I spent a ton of money on the ole lady and 3 kids ......again. Got them all kinds of things they wanted and some they didn't even ask for. (I need another drink) The tree is up. Their gifts are wrapped. Looks like everyone around here is going to have another great Christmas. Except me. You know what I'm getting for Christmas this year............again. Same thing as the last umpteen Xmas'. I'm getting A new white shirt (for work) some house shoes, a ball cap, and a piece of ass. Again. And you know the worst part about it ? All four of them will be two sizes too big ........again.

GloryDayz
12-24-2010, 01:41 PM
Backing into a car in your own driveway!!! GDI!!!!

Sully
12-24-2010, 01:44 PM
I'm angry that Michael Keaton doesn't get more work.


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GloryDayz
12-24-2010, 01:52 PM
I have Nothing to complain about. I have great friends, 3 beautiful kids, and opening 2 new restaurants in the next 3 months. Life is good!

This!!!

BigRedChief
12-24-2010, 04:11 PM
I'm angry that Michael Keaton doesn't get more work.Johhny Dangerously is a classic! The rest.....:shake:

Sully
12-24-2010, 04:47 PM
Johhny Dangerously is a classic! The rest.....:shake:

I have a grievance that everyone doesn't see and appreciate the understated brilliance in Keaton's work!


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BigRedChief
12-24-2010, 05:46 PM
I have a grievance that everyone doesn't see and appreciate the understated brilliance in Keaton's work!


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Chorus Girl: I'm not wearing a bra, Johnny.
Johnny Dangerously (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/name/nm0000474/): Yeah? Well that makes two of us.

Aries Walker
12-24-2010, 08:02 PM
Bonehead local sports-talk DJ's who let me sit through a half hour of detailed, in-depth coverage of the Buccaneers, Lions and Browns games only to give about 20 seconds of information about the Cinderella-story first-place heavily-favored Chiefs and their victory over another division-leading team.

NFL.com making me sit through a 30 second commercial to watch a 20 second clip.

DC area drivers in the snow. Seriously, you guys have no idea of the mass panic even an inch of snow brings.

BigRedChief
12-24-2010, 11:33 PM
NFL.com making me sit through a 30 second commercial to watch a 20 second clip..That ticks me off too. :mad:

Sweet Daddy Hate
12-25-2010, 01:55 AM
That frickin'(Country)Club Level horseshit!

EMBARRASSING ARROWHEAD MOJO-KILLER.

JOhn
12-25-2010, 02:35 AM
I have a grievance that needs aired.

Here it is again, another Christmas. Oh Joy ! I spent a ton of money on the ole lady and 3 kids ......again. Got them all kinds of things they wanted and some they didn't even ask for. (I need another drink) The tree is up. Their gifts are wrapped. Looks like everyone around here is going to have another great Christmas. Except me. You know what I'm getting for Christmas this year............again. Same thing as the last umpteen Xmas'. I'm getting A new white shirt (for work) some house shoes, a ball cap, and a piece of ass. Again. And you know the worst part about it ? All four of them will be two sizes too big ........again.
ROFLROFL

KCUnited
12-25-2010, 07:52 AM
That fucking abused animal commercial with Jewel singing in the background. Animal abuse is a horrible thing, but do you got to show that commercial 2000x yesterday. Nothing like watching Cousin Eddie empy his shitter only for them to cut to the battered dog/Jewel commercial. One minute my wife is laughing, the next minute she's sobbing. Thanks, Jewel, I hope you get attacked by a dog.

BigRedChief
12-25-2010, 05:09 PM
That frickin'(Country)Club Level horseshit!

EMBARRASSING ARROWHEAD MOJO-KILLER.Thats not the fans fault or really the Chiefs fault totally. It's the NFL's fault for pricing out the middle class.