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Over-Head
12-25-2010, 09:10 AM
No lump of coal, no empty stocking...I got a punch in the mouth from some fat prick dressed in red riding an over grown dog with fake antlers

Bwana
12-25-2010, 09:10 AM
LMAO

Baconeater
12-25-2010, 09:11 AM
Ahhhh...gotta love the Christmas spirit.

Archie F. Swin
12-25-2010, 09:11 AM
Just another reason to not be a Raiders fan.

Merry Christmas Over-Head

mlyonsd
12-25-2010, 09:22 AM
I thought that's what all raider fans expected on Christmas.

MC OH.

big nasty kcnut
12-25-2010, 09:26 AM
merry christmas you grumpy raider fan you just go to the shed and light one up beside it for your little one. lol

Hog Farmer
12-25-2010, 10:43 AM
We left out cookies and milk as usual. The fat Bastard went in and got the leftover scalloped potatoes from the fridge and finished them off and I think I'm missing a TEN from my wallet.

Extra Point
12-25-2010, 12:24 PM
No lump of coal, no empty stocking...I got a punch in the mouth from some fat prick dressed in red riding an over grown dog with fake antlers

Must have been Shawn Smith. Consider it a gift he didn't aim lower.

Don't worry about that-- if you got a lump of coal, Davis would stuff it up where you don't need it, and "uncomfortably" press you the Hope diamond.

Baconeater
12-25-2010, 12:28 PM
We left out cookies and milk as usual. The fat Bastard went in and got the leftover scalloped potatoes from the fridge and finished them off and I think I'm missing a TEN from my wallet.
Why the hell are you keeping $10 in cash in your house? Don't you know it's much safer in a bank?

bishop_74
12-25-2010, 12:29 PM
No lump of coal, no empty stocking...I got a punch in the mouth from some fat prick dressed in red riding an over grown dog with fake antlers

That'll teach you to take a drunk dump in my front yard. ;) MC man.

Pioli Zombie
12-25-2010, 12:29 PM
I woke up being given a handjob by Aretha Franklin.

stevieray
12-25-2010, 12:37 PM
I woke up being given a handjob by Aretha Franklin.
l-i-l-s-p-e-c-t.

KC_Connection
12-25-2010, 01:06 PM
http://www.showcase.ca/media/images/shows/trailer-park-boys/episodes/trailer-park-boys_x-mas-special.jpg

Buck
12-25-2010, 01:07 PM
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KurtCobain
12-25-2010, 01:08 PM
ruck a faider this christmas!

rockymtnchief
12-25-2010, 01:12 PM
We left out cookies and milk as usual. The fat Bastard went in and got the leftover scalloped potatoes from the fridge and finished them off and I think I'm missing a TEN from my wallet.

In this case, I bet the wife is a little bow-legged and has no real answer as to why.

Hog Farmer
12-25-2010, 01:53 PM
In this case, I bet the wife is a little bow-legged and has no real answer as to why.

She IS bow legged. Back in 98 I broke both her knees.

runnercyclist
12-25-2010, 01:55 PM
sdb

Rausch
12-25-2010, 02:03 PM
Why the hell are you keeping $10 in cash in your house? Don't you know it's much safer in a bank?

Because it's NOT these days...

Rausch
12-25-2010, 02:03 PM
She IS bow legged. Back in 98 I broke both her knees.

And she was better off for it...

Der Flöprer
12-25-2010, 02:04 PM
Why the hell are you keeping $10 in cash in your house? Don't you know it's much safer in a bank?

Fucking win.

rockymtnchief
12-25-2010, 02:07 PM
She IS bow legged. Back in 98 I broke both her knees.

Damn, I usually just use a chain to keep them from escaping. I'll have to remember this!