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The Pedestrian
12-31-2010, 11:37 AM
What is it? Do you plan to keep it? How long do you think it'll last?

Is it practical and/or necessary like getting a new/better job? Or is it as impossible as trying to sleep with Reese Witherspoon (she's not falling for the Cruel Intentions plot...just don't even think about trying it...I mean, she was in the movie as the chick who fell for it...it's just not happening)?

Pablo
12-31-2010, 11:42 AM
I'm going to stop pummeling uterus' with my 13 inch cock this year.

Smed1065
12-31-2010, 11:43 AM
My resolution is no more resolutions................

:harumph:

Smed1065
12-31-2010, 11:44 AM
I'm going to stop pummeling uterus' with my 13 inch cock this year.

So no more dreams?

Dayze
12-31-2010, 11:45 AM
get more rest
exerice more
lose a little wieight
less beer
cooking new/exciting recipes
drawing more/creative juices flowing
pay off more debt

KCUnited
12-31-2010, 11:45 AM
I've been saying this the last couple years, but this year I mean it. I'm getting my bench up to 425, tried of being stuck at 400 and I certainly ain't getting any younger.

Oh, and brushing twice a day.

Pablo
12-31-2010, 11:48 AM
So no more dreams?You gotta start somewhere.

I'm also going to stop using $50 bills to light my trash can.

Gracie Dean
12-31-2010, 11:52 AM
I am going to live life to the fullest. Stop letting illness define who I am. I am going to get out of the house more and if I get sick while out...so be it. Life is short and I am going to live it!

Pestilence
12-31-2010, 11:54 AM
1. Lose weight.....specifically 40 lbs by June.
2. Start the process of getting out of debt.
3. Start using my degree by doing work on the side.

JD10367
12-31-2010, 12:00 PM
Nothing unusual. Lose weight, better my finances, better my employment and/or job security, improve my housing situation, try not to die from drinking antifreeze and crashing my car into a flaming AIDS tree.

Smed1065
12-31-2010, 12:37 PM
You gotta start somewhere.

I'm also going to stop using $50 bills to light my trash can.

:eek:

Bill Parcells
12-31-2010, 12:37 PM
I was a well oiled machine in 2010. it will be very difficult to surpass the standard I set this year.

Delano
12-31-2010, 12:49 PM
Wreck shit and take no prisoners at work (in a positve way).
Buy a house, make it mine, and throw some parties.
Buy or adopt a dog and train it up.
Accelerate my savings plan.
Give Michael Floyd a handjob.
Increase my crunch sets to 1100.
Start smoking cigars.
Listen to enough new music so I can contribute to Reaper16's 2011 top 30 thread.
Hunt and fish more.
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DMAC
12-31-2010, 12:52 PM
Pitch my idea for a new Droopy movie, accompanied by my expertise in Droopy impersonation.

Extra Point
12-31-2010, 01:08 PM
Pitch my idea for a new Droopy movie, accompanied by my expertise in Droopy impersonation.

Yoo know whut?

Good luck with that.

Munson
12-31-2010, 01:17 PM
1 - Improve my mediocre photography skills
2 - Move to San Diego
3 - Go back to school (after many years of procrastination)
4 - Enjoy the Chiefs impending Super Bowl victory

sd4chiefs
12-31-2010, 01:59 PM
My resolution for 2010 was to not yell and scream at the TV when watching a Chiefs game. Total failure on my part. For 2011 my resolution is to do more yelling and screaming during Chiefs games.

Pawnmower
12-31-2010, 04:00 PM
get more rest
exerice more
lose a little wieight
less beer
cooking new/exciting recipes
drawing more/creative juices flowing
pay off more debt

Im gonna borrow your list, pretty damn good

The Pedestrian
12-31-2010, 08:28 PM
My resolution for 2010 was to not yell and scream at the TV when watching a Chiefs game. Total failure on my part. For 2011 my resolution is to do more yelling and screaming during Chiefs games.

Don't rupture your vocal chords during this post-season, or next season will create the largest ironic fail in all of history.

LiveSteam
12-31-2010, 09:31 PM
What year is it?