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SPATCH
01-02-2011, 03:47 PM
Bringing Cassel along slowly (silly ass 4th down calls/on-side kicks to make up for it), getting Jones his carries, etc.

It's all... part... of.... the plaaaaaan.

We have successfully convinced the Ravens/Jets that we are a dog shit football team.... Oh, but nay. We have fooled you!

Next week:

The playcalling will not be GAY.

Charles will be fresher than SHIT. He's going to get 25 touches and run like his dreads are on fire.

Cassel will hug Bowe sooo ****ing hard after a long TD pass (I predict at lest 3 epic Cassel fist pumps).

Bodies will by flying around on defense.

Hali will have two sacks... at least.

Andy Studebaker WILL. INJURE. SOMEBODY.

... and this team will make us proud.





DISCLAIMER: I don't actually believe anything that I just wrote. In fact, I believe this all to be complete bull shit. We most certainly will suffer a merciless beating at the hand of our opponent. However, as a sort of therapeutic device for myself and in order to restore my sanity, this thread had to happen. For that, I am sorry.

Count Zarth
01-02-2011, 03:48 PM
The master plan is to play the Ravens instead of the Jets. Got it.

Bowser
01-02-2011, 03:48 PM
I agree with this. No, wait, I don't. No, wait, yes I do.

What was the question?

Pawnmower
01-02-2011, 03:49 PM
The master plan is to play the Ravens instead of the Jets. Got it.

Debbie downer

ArrowheadHawk
01-02-2011, 03:50 PM
Epic post..............till the disclaimer.

Baby Lee
01-02-2011, 03:50 PM
Anyone catch who our NFCW playoff opponent is going to be?

beach tribe
01-02-2011, 03:51 PM
We planned to get the shit beat out of our Qb a week before the POs?

ArrowheadHawk
01-02-2011, 03:51 PM
Anyone catch who our NFCW playoff opponent is going to be?
OFN.

SPATCH
01-02-2011, 03:52 PM
The master plan is to play the Ravens instead of the Jets. Got it.

See we don't know that yet... Pioli/Haley maybe secretly willing the Titans to defeat the Colts as we speak. It may still be part of the plan to play the Jets. We don't know. Our brains are small. We don't know "the plan", etc.

Sweet Daddy Hate
01-02-2011, 04:03 PM
I believe?

Guru
01-02-2011, 04:04 PM
There is no master plan. this day was a fucking embarrassment.

Sweet Daddy Hate
01-02-2011, 04:05 PM
There is no master plan. this day was a fucking embarrassment.

I blame KU. :p

dannybcaitlyn
01-02-2011, 04:07 PM
Can we now start charles at the beginning of the game?

threebag02
01-02-2011, 04:10 PM
"I love it when a plan comes together. "

bevischief
01-02-2011, 04:11 PM
I blame the curse of Marty and Carl...

SPATCH
01-02-2011, 04:13 PM
Can we now start charles at the beginning of the game?

Yes. That is, indeed, one aspect of "the plan".

SPATCH
01-02-2011, 04:18 PM
Colts vs Titans tied 20-20

"The Plan" is beginning to blow my mind. I am in awe. It's all so intricate.

Sweet Daddy Hate
01-02-2011, 04:19 PM
Colts vs Titans tied 20-20

"The Plan" is beginning to blow my mind. I am in awe. It's all so intricate.

ROFL

Gracie Dean
01-02-2011, 04:20 PM
Bringing Cassel along slowly (silly ass 4th down calls/on-side kicks to make up for it), getting Jones his carries, etc.

It's all... part... of.... the plaaaaaan.

We have successfully convinced the Ravens/Jets that we are a dog shit football team.... Oh, but nay. We have fooled you!

Next week:

The playcalling will not be GAY.

Charles will be fresher than SHIT. He's going to get 25 touches and run like his dreads are on fire.

Cassel will hug Bowe sooo ****ing hard after a long TD pass (I predict at lest 3 epic Cassel fist pumps).

Bodies will by flying around on defense.

Hali will have two sacks... at least.

Andy Studebaker WILL. INJURE. SOMEBODY.

... and this team will make us proud.





DISCLAIMER: I don't actually believe anything that I just wrote. In fact, I believe this all to be complete bull shit. We most certainly will suffer a merciless beating at the hand of our opponent. However, as a sort of therapeutic device for myself and in order to restore my sanity, this thread had to happen. For that, I am sorry.



how many mults does dumbass clay have

Extra Point
01-02-2011, 04:21 PM
There is no master plan. this day was a ****ing embarrassment.

C'mon, Eeyore. Enjoy the fun times! They're all part of the plan, too, besides finishing 1/2 a 20 pack of Pale Ale.

SPATCH
01-02-2011, 04:23 PM
how many mults does dumbass clay have

Alright that's the first time anyone has ever accused me of being a GC mult... wtf? lulz.

Anywayyyyy, you clearly don't understand "The Plan"

SPATCH
01-02-2011, 05:18 PM
The master plan is to play the Ravens instead of the Jets. Got it.

Ok this part of the plan has now been confirmed. You seem to have a firm grasp of "the plan". Impressive.

petegz28
01-02-2011, 05:24 PM
The master plan is to play the Ravens instead of the Jets. Got it.

I can't imagine how sad your life really must be

SPATCH
01-07-2011, 01:54 AM
bump for j00bs