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Buck
01-02-2011, 07:05 PM
Will it grow back?

Gadzooks
01-02-2011, 07:06 PM
It should. Do you see seeds?

Count Zarth
01-02-2011, 07:06 PM
I would the whole thing

HonestChieffan
01-02-2011, 07:06 PM
WTF?

2bikemike
01-02-2011, 07:06 PM
Nah, you better chop off the toe!

Demonpenz
01-02-2011, 07:07 PM
Alot of times the ability to grow a nail will be there, but will fail badly. It's called Norv Turner disease

Gadzooks
01-02-2011, 07:09 PM
Cover it with this:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zaLMyAdfIU8/TECMafgj77I/AAAAAAAADJ0/vGwK_rVZqmk/s1600/SPONGE_BOBS_HEAD_1.jpg

Bwana
01-02-2011, 07:10 PM
What the hell??

threebag02
01-02-2011, 07:10 PM
I accidentally my toenail



WTF. Ate it? Painted it?

Extra Point
01-02-2011, 07:12 PM
Pour all the Nate Kaeding you have, all over it!

Bwana
01-02-2011, 07:12 PM
I accidentally my toenail



WTF. Ate it? Painted it?

ROFL

This!

I accidentally ____________________ (fill in blank) my toenail.

Bill Parcells
01-02-2011, 07:12 PM
As a Guatemalan friend of mine would tell me when he would get the gout ''I have a mucho problema with my finger on my foot'' ROFL

OldTownChief
01-02-2011, 07:13 PM
What the hell??

ROFL

Gadzooks
01-02-2011, 07:13 PM
Pour all the Nate Kaeding you have, all over it!

He did but it went wide left... then was short.... then wide left again...

Buck
01-02-2011, 07:13 PM
Nope.

I was taking a shower and washing my hair. And I had my eyes closed and I got a little to close to the showerhead, it fell and landed on my toenail. Left pinky toe.

Brock
01-02-2011, 07:14 PM
Better than accidentally your foreskin.

kcpasco
01-02-2011, 07:17 PM
Sorry to break it to ya, but amputation is your only option.

Bwana
01-02-2011, 07:17 PM
Better than accidentally your foreskin.

Heh, no kidding, it could have been much worse.

"Yeah, I accidentally my strokestick and the twins, will they grow back."

Bwana
01-02-2011, 07:19 PM
Oh and yes, it will grow back. Side note: step up to a new showerhead.

Shaid
01-02-2011, 07:20 PM
Yep, I used to lose my big toenail pretty much once a year. Broke both big toes when I was younger so they're a little bigger than normal and shoes fit a bit too tight on them - always get a nasty blister under one of them from too much running in track and it would fall off. Always grew back by around B-ball season. It grows back but takes a while.

BillSelfsTrophycase
01-02-2011, 07:21 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jayfootball72/EnglishMotherFuker.png

Buck
01-02-2011, 07:21 PM
Yep, I used to lose my big toenail pretty much once a year. Broke both big toes when I was younger so they're a little bigger than normal and shoes fit a bit too tight on them - always get a nasty blister under one of them from too much running in track and it would fall off. Always grew back by around B-ball season. It grows back but takes a while.

Fucking Gross.

Dante84
01-02-2011, 07:25 PM
WHO WAS COFFEE??

Shaid
01-02-2011, 07:25 PM
****ing Gross.

Yep.

Gonzo
01-02-2011, 07:28 PM
You'd better it as soon as you can.
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BillSelfsTrophycase
01-02-2011, 07:30 PM
Leave it to a charger fan to his toenail

booger
01-02-2011, 07:30 PM
soak it in antifreeze you pansy

crispystl420
01-02-2011, 07:34 PM
So missing the playoffs really is like pulling toe nails?

2bikemike
01-02-2011, 08:00 PM
Nope.

I was taking a shower and washing my hair. And I had my eyes closed and I got a little to close to the showerhead, it fell and landed on my toenail. Left pinky toe.

How does getting to close to a shower head cause you to fall? How low is your shower head? How do you fall and land on your toenail? There has to be more to the story here.

Bowser
01-02-2011, 08:03 PM
http://catmacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/love_coke_cat.jpg

threebag02
01-02-2011, 08:09 PM
Nope.

I was taking a shower and washing my PUBIC hair. And I had my eyes closed and I got a little to close to the showerhead, it fell and landed on my toenail. Left pinky toe.



FYP

LiveSteam
01-02-2011, 08:10 PM
Sorry to break it to ya, but amputation is your only option.

yup
Then your new name can be?
Old 9 toes. Like my Pops
Was a 95lbs vice. That got his lil toe

2bikemike
01-02-2011, 08:15 PM
Damn I need to slow down my reading I thought he said hefell and landed on his toenail. No wonder it didn't make sense.

Buck
01-02-2011, 08:16 PM
How does getting to close to a shower head cause you to fall? How low is your shower head? How do you fall and land on your toenail? There has to be more to the story here.

I have one of those showerheads that you can hold in your hand to make it easier to wash your balls.

My head hit it, it fell, landed on my foot.

GloryDayz
01-02-2011, 08:17 PM
Tell your lover not to bite it! Biting lovers are rarely any good!

Spott
01-02-2011, 08:19 PM
I ripped my fingernail off my pinkie finger a couple of years ago at work and it grew back just like new. I assume toe nails would be the same.

LiveSteam
01-02-2011, 08:23 PM
Fart in the bathtub & try to bite the bubbles.
Its much safer.

CrazyPhuD
01-02-2011, 08:37 PM
Just dip it in an aids bath for 30minutes then you should be all good.

morphius
01-02-2011, 08:41 PM
I'm still waiting for the big toe nail to fall off from an incident with a soda can 2 months ago, it is damn nasty. On the plus side it hasn't bled in two weeks. Dr said it might not grow back because of the way the can fell.

threebag02
01-02-2011, 08:43 PM
If you damage the nail bed it can seriously screw shit up. Nail grows back nasty

Sully
01-02-2011, 08:53 PM
I saw a today.


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Bowser
01-02-2011, 08:53 PM
I'm still waiting for the big toe nail to fall off from an incident with a soda can 2 months ago, it is damn nasty. On the plus side it hasn't bled in two weeks. Dr said it might not grow back because of the way the can fell.

What the....

morphius
01-02-2011, 08:59 PM
What the....
That was almost my exact reaction, with a lot more cussing. The pain was simply amazing. I even spent some time dry heaving. The pop can landed upside down a few millimeters behind the toe nail, curve matches almost perfectly.

cabletech94
01-02-2011, 09:05 PM
i put a screw through my fingernail back at the end of june. hit the flesh just below the nail. took 'til xmas to heal/grow back.

Mr. Plow
01-02-2011, 09:17 PM
I hate it when I accidentally my toenail.

WV
01-02-2011, 09:20 PM
Nothing a little polish won't fix.

Gadzooks
01-02-2011, 10:05 PM
One time I accidentally my toenail, the next thing I knew, I accidentally the guacamole on my fish taco.

Bowser
01-02-2011, 10:05 PM
One time I a accidentally my toenail, the next thing I knew, I accidentally the guacamole on my fish taco.

Dude, that's fucked six ways to Sunday....

nstygma
01-03-2011, 12:50 AM
are you saying you share the with your male roommates? disgusting

bevischief
01-03-2011, 06:41 AM
Just go get some Lee press-on nails.

Over-Head
01-03-2011, 07:35 AM
Just go get some Lee press-on nails.ROFL

ChiefsNow
01-03-2011, 08:10 AM
Will it grow back?

If you accidently your toenail, it will never grow back.
If you on purpose your toenail it will.

ChiefsNow
01-03-2011, 08:13 AM
Will it grow back?

soak it in cider.

ChiefsNow
01-03-2011, 08:18 AM
How does getting to close to a shower head cause you to fall? How low is your shower head? How do you fall and land on your toenail? There has to be more to the story here.

Dude was standing too close in front of him and He could'nt see the shower head falling.

tooge
01-03-2011, 08:24 AM
In all languages, as far as I know, in order to convey a coherent thought, one must use both a noun and a verb. Lets look at an example of complete sentences vs incomplete sentences.
1. A complete sentence: Norv Turner sucks as a head coach.
In this example, Norv Turner is the noun, and the act of sucking is the verb.

2. Incomplet sentence: Phillip Rivers baby.
Simply adding a form of the verb "to cry" would complete the sentence.

ChiefsNow
01-03-2011, 08:27 AM
Will it grow back?

Your accidentally will grow back , your toenail will not.

Graystoke
01-03-2011, 09:49 AM
Call Rex Ryan...STAT!

threebag02
01-03-2011, 09:50 AM
Rub some of your Gynolotrimin on it.

loochy
01-03-2011, 10:16 AM
I wanted to in the toilet, but I on my wife instead. :doh!:

TinyEvel
01-03-2011, 10:19 AM
Nope.

I was taking a shower and washing my hair. And I had my eyes closed and I got a little to close to the showerhead, it fell and landed on my toenail. Left pinky toe.

I call FRAUD! Dude, no way does a showerhead fall in a vertical line from your forehead to your toe without bouncing off your belly, Buck. I've met you.

Mr. Plow
01-03-2011, 11:04 AM
I call FRAUD! Dude, no way does a showerhead fall in a vertical line from your forehead to your toe without bouncing off your belly, Buck. I've met you.


ROFL


Not that I'm one to laugh.