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AllThingsKC
01-02-2011, 08:03 PM
A Chiefs fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and decides to stop in at a bar. He pulls up to the bar and waits for the bartender. The bartender and the other patrons ignore the fan. Finally, he speaks up. "Could I get a beer please?" "We don't serve Chiefs fans. This is a Ravens bar."
"Look I just want one drink and then I'll leave." The bartender pours him a drink and gives him the third degree.
"What are you doing in Baltimore?"
"I'm here for a taxidermist conference."
"What does a taxidermist do?" the bartender asked.
"Oh, I mount animals."
The bartender steps back, and then says, "Hey boys, don't worry about this one, he's one of us."

AllThingsKC
01-02-2011, 08:03 PM
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i100/AllThingsKC/Animated%20Flags/ROYALS%20and%20Baseball/Anti-BAL4.jpg

http://images.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ravens-tackle-fail.jpg

http://blog.jacknealy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/flacco_suck.jpg

http://www.penguinpride.com/i08/CryingRavensFan.jpg

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i100/AllThingsKC/Animated%20Flags/ROYALS%20and%20Baseball/Anti-BAL5.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fHn-jgdR1SE/SUc-jmN9DSI/AAAAAAAAAi0/22PBD4o7xK0/s400/Ravens+fans.jpg

pr_capone
01-02-2011, 08:06 PM
http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/2531/ophisthread.jpg

Count Zarth
01-02-2011, 08:08 PM
I JPEG'D this Ravens fan up at the start of 2009...AND NOW THE CHICKEN HAS COME HOME TO ROOST!

http://i32.tinypic.com/mkvxup.jpg

gblowfish
01-02-2011, 08:12 PM
I don't think we're in a position to laugh at anybody right now...

AllThingsKC
01-02-2011, 08:16 PM
I don't think we're in a position to laugh at anybody right now...

Really? Because I see we have a HOME playoff game, and Baltimore doesn't.

Not that the home crowd wins the game for you, it doesn't. But I bet the Ravens are questioning their home performance today against Cincinnati, which came down to the final seconds.

I'm sure the Ravens would much rather have a home game than play @ Arrowhead.

Until the game is over, I say we can laugh all we want!

Buck
01-02-2011, 08:18 PM
The Chiefs have about as much a chance of winning this game as Snot-Boogie had a chance to live into his 30's.

Baconeater
01-02-2011, 08:21 PM
The Chiefs have about as much a chance of winning this game as Snot-Boogie had a chance to live into his 30's.
The Chiefs have a better chance of winning their playoff game than the Chargers do.

Kerberos
01-03-2011, 09:22 AM
The Chiefs have a better chance of winning their playoff game than the Chargers do.

HA HA REP

SNR
01-03-2011, 09:30 AM
This isn't really a joke, but can I just say that Baltimore is a shithole?

Tribal Warfare
01-03-2011, 09:46 AM
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Cave Johnson
01-03-2011, 10:00 AM
Purple camo.

The end.

Bane
01-03-2011, 10:06 AM
http://i54.tinypic.com/2yytqpx.jpg

Chief Chief
01-03-2011, 10:28 AM
Q: What do you call die-hard Ravens fans?

A: Assholes!

boogblaster
01-03-2011, 10:40 AM
Whats the difference between a Raven fan and a mosquito ?
The mosquito stops suckin' after you slap it ..

btlook1
01-03-2011, 10:53 AM
The Chiefs have a better chance of winning their playoff game than the Chargers do.

AWESOME!!!!

DonTellMeShowMe
01-03-2011, 11:00 AM
http://shavarross.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Ray-Lewis-Old-Spice-Commerial-Ravens.jpg

chiefqueen
01-03-2011, 11:51 AM
Did you know that at Balt. home games Raven fans grunt (yes, grunt) whenever the Ravens make a 1st down?

gblowfish
01-03-2011, 11:59 AM
OK, if we're going to tell Baltimore Jokes....

http://www.baltimorebeatdown.com/2007/11/12/193522/06

bishop_74
01-03-2011, 12:54 PM
So they discovered this white powdery substance at the Ravens practice facility today...

bobbything
01-03-2011, 12:59 PM
Crab cakes and football!! That's what Maryland does!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BSqfEBUHaXU/TPbmZT6KILI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/Scaf5mVJ-fk/s1600/WeddCrash007.jpg

thurman merman
01-03-2011, 02:29 PM
RAVENS MORE LIKE GAY-VENS LOL!!!!

Sofa King
01-03-2011, 02:32 PM
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs322.snc4/41570_2200566480_1935_n.jpg

Sofa King
01-03-2011, 02:34 PM
http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ray-lewis-mugs.jpg

Sofa King
01-03-2011, 02:35 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2584/3855961032_b656771742.jpg



Flacco Seagulls

talastan
01-03-2011, 02:40 PM
http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ray-lewis-mugs.jpg

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