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Cave Johnson
01-04-2011, 01:35 PM
the teen mom who looks like Mama Fratelli makes $280K a year.

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/12/gtfo

Dicky McElephant
01-04-2011, 01:49 PM
:facepalm:

I feel bad for my kid's future.

FAX
01-04-2011, 01:54 PM
At the risk of appearing completely devoid of any knowledge whatsoever regarding pop culture ... how does this affect young people?

I don't get it.

FAX

stevieray
01-04-2011, 01:58 PM
At the risk of appearing completely devoid of any knowledge whatsoever regarding pop culture ... how does this affect young people?

I don't get it.

FAX
teen moms are being glorified.
...People magazine, US, etc can't get enough.

chasedude
01-04-2011, 01:59 PM
I've never heard of this show cause I don't watch MTV anymore, so I give a rats ass about it.

LMAO at this comment from the page

Amber Portwood looks like a creation from Sam Kinison and Mama Fratelli from the Goonies, who up until a few days ago I thought were the same person. Her poor kid as a 1 in 3 chance of looking like Sloth when it grows up *crosses fingers*

Radar Chief
01-04-2011, 02:02 PM
Consider it “stimulus”.
Does anyone think that money is going to be in her bank account a year from now?

Baby Lee
01-04-2011, 02:03 PM
At the risk of appearing completely devoid of any knowledge whatsoever regarding pop culture ... how does this affect young people?

I don't get it.

FAX

It's ostensibly a show to portray the dramatic decisions a pregnant teen faces, but it's turned into 'my teen sexcapades have garnered me fame and $$'

Oh, and WhoTF is 'Jamaal Charles's Stolen TDs'

DMAC
01-04-2011, 02:07 PM
I haven't watched anything on RTV for well over a decade.

Thanks for the reminder why.

Phobia
01-04-2011, 02:17 PM
No idea who that is but she ugly.

FAX
01-04-2011, 02:36 PM
Hmmm. Evidence that not everything is worth knowing about.

EDIT: But, thanks guys.

FAX

Sofa King
01-04-2011, 03:05 PM
:facepalm:

I feel bad for my kid's future.

So do I.

black angus
01-04-2011, 05:54 PM
Never heard of Mama Fratelli, is that a big city pizza chain?

bevischief
01-04-2011, 06:19 PM
Glad I didn't click on it then.

Zeke
01-04-2011, 06:40 PM
Mama, you've been bad.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2015/2333773654_0dff790615.jpg

J Diddy
01-04-2011, 07:52 PM
the teen mom who looks like Mama Fratelli makes $280K a year.

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/12/gtfo

The fact that the Chiefs made the playoffs is a huge indicator of the end of times is nigh.

Easy 6
01-04-2011, 07:57 PM
The Decline of Western Civilization - part III

The Hiltons, the Kardashians, the Jersey Shore crew, Jon & Kate, Heidi & Spencer... what is wrong with people these days? glorifying these vapid & talentless wastes of oxygen.

No wonder Bin-Laden hates us.

chasedude
01-04-2011, 08:00 PM
The Decline of Western Civilization - part III

The Hiltons, the Kardashians, the Jersey Shore crew, Jon & Kate, Heidi & Spencer... what is wrong with people these days? glorifying these vapid & talentless wastes of oxygen.

No wonder Bin-Laden hates us.

I heard that waste of space Snooki has a book out. :shake: Did she even read a book?

Frankie
01-04-2011, 08:03 PM
We saw her disturbing video a few months ago. Here it is, enjoy!

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Easy 6
01-04-2011, 08:05 PM
I heard that waste of space Snooki has a book out. :shake: Did she even read a book?

Actually she did read one, it was called 'How to Get Rich by Being a National Disgrace'.

It worked.

88TG88
01-04-2011, 08:12 PM
I guess Orwell was right: Some pigs ARE more equal than others.

ROFLROFL

jAZ
01-04-2011, 08:42 PM
the teen mom who looks like Mama Fratelli...
By the transative property of yuck, she also looks like:

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129203460380433369.jpg

-King-
01-04-2011, 10:14 PM
I don't understand what she's getting paid for. Whats the show about? Is she literally getting paid to be a mom? How?

And how the fuck are people paid to be on MTV shows? I'm not understanding this concept and I'm young.

grandllama
01-04-2011, 10:18 PM
She lives in a northern suburb of this fine (blech) metropolis.

Our station has been doing extensive coverage on her. Her, her family, and her boyfriend are really, really a piece of work.

One of our reporters threatened to bitch slap her in court next week after learning that Teen Mom made 3x more than the reporter. She figured if she could get a reality show 'I Bitch Slapped Teen Mom' she could quit reporting.

Frankie
01-04-2011, 10:19 PM
She lives in a northern suburb of this fine (blech) metropolis.

Our station has been doing extensive coverage on her. Her, her family, and her boyfriend are really, really a piece of work.

One of our reporters threatened to bitch slap her in court next week after learning that Teen Mom made 3x more than the reporter. She figured if she could get a reality show 'I Bitch Slapped Teen Mom' she could quit reporting.

:LOL: :clap:

Mr. Flopnuts
01-04-2011, 10:28 PM
I'll admit it. My wife watches this shit every time it's on. But before you laugh, remember, you probably watch Jersey Shore.

grandllama
01-04-2011, 10:29 PM
:LOL: :clap:

Oops, miscalculated.

The Teen Mom makes 7 times what the reporter makes.
:shake:

grandllama
01-04-2011, 10:33 PM
I'll admit it. My wife watches this shit every time it's on. But before you laugh, remember, you probably watch Jersey Shore.

Here's a way to look at it (and every gosh darn reality show)

This stupid teen slut lives in a city that was absolutely dependent on the auto industry.

The auto industry is all gone. Every plant closed. Unemployment in the 20% range.

This bitch makes 7 times the highest paying auto job at the last plant to close last year.

For what.

She spread her legs and got knocked up.

She has a bad temper.

She beats (allegedly) her kid, her boyfriend, and her parents

For doing nothing other than ingesting some sperm, she could buy half that town now.

88TG88
01-04-2011, 11:08 PM
I don't understand what she's getting paid for. Whats the show about? Is she literally getting paid to be a mom? How?

And how the fuck are people paid to be on MTV shows? I'm not understanding this concept and I'm young.

They all have agents and PR people. They know they're popular so they milk MTV for these sweet deals.

chasedude
01-05-2011, 12:58 AM
Football is my REALITY shows!

BillSelfsTrophycase
01-05-2011, 01:20 AM
We saw her disturbing video a few months ago. Here it is, enjoy!

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Fuck that

Dude's doing it wrong

http://www.frumpzilla.com/image_gallery/pimp-hand.png

Buck
01-05-2011, 01:26 AM
We saw her disturbing video a few months ago. Here it is, enjoy!

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Wow, I don't know what that dude did, but I hope that dumb bitch goes to prison.

Rams Fan
01-05-2011, 01:31 AM
Wow, I don't know what that dude did, but I hope that dumb bitch goes to prison.

I hope reality T.V "stars" wouldn't be paid $280,000 assaulting someone.

Phobia
01-05-2011, 01:53 AM
I'll admit it. My wife watches this shit every time it's on. But before you laugh, remember, you probably watch Jersey Shore.

I don't even think I've seen a trailer for Jersey Shore. All I know is that it's a soap opera and it likely occurs on the coastline of New Jersey. Is that about right?

Frankie
01-05-2011, 04:02 PM
**** that

Dude's doing it wrong

He act rather unmanly there, but he is smart enough to know he is being filmed. Did you see that last hook and how his head bounced against the wall?

Norman Einstein
01-05-2011, 04:07 PM
He act rather unmanly there, but he is smart enough to know he is being filmed. Did you see that last hook and how his head bounced against the wall?

What do you know about being manly? Phobia and his big bow in his hair looks more manly than yoiu coiuld ever muster up.

Frankie
01-05-2011, 04:29 PM
What do you know about being manly? Phobia and his big bow in his hair looks more manly than yoiu coiuld ever muster up.

Tom! You are starting again! I told you in the "Shah's son kills himself" thread not to go there. But you've kept it up yesterday and today. Now you are trolling me here. Trust me, you wouldn't want me to start responding.

Your ass must have healed from our previous encounters. Just don't do it.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-05-2011, 05:11 PM
I don't even think I've seen a trailer for Jersey Shore. All I know is that it's a soap opera and it likely occurs on the coastline of New Jersey. Is that about right?

I guess. I've never seen it. I've seen about 10 minutes of Teen Mom once, because my wife was watching it. I just remember the bitch from Jersey Shore getting popped in her cocksucker by some dude in a bar. If I'm watching TV, it's either sports, or a few primetime shows like NCIS and shit.

Bwana
01-05-2011, 05:25 PM
http://img.hobowars.com/fn_photos/l_1780926_slap.gif
Yo Bitch......

bevischief
01-05-2011, 05:44 PM
http://img.hobowars.com/fn_photos/l_1780926_slap.gif
Yo Bitch......

ROFL

Radar Chief
01-05-2011, 05:47 PM
I don't even think I've seen a trailer for Jersey Shore. All I know is that it's a soap opera and it likely occurs on the coastline of New Jersey. Is that about right?

Actually its a "reality" based show that follows a group of young "Guidos" and "Guidettes" around as they sleep all day then go drinking and try to get laid or get in a fight all night.
I don't watch it but Mrs. Radar is into all that "reality" based crap.