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|Zach|
01-11-2011, 05:32 PM
Ok...who was it?

NSFW.

Picture in link.

http://deadspin.com/5731073/

Here we have a woman: knit-capped, pendulous breasts exposed, bluejeans in mid-yank, in plaintive conversation with a man: shaved head, hunter's jumpsuit, dejected due to inebriation or underwhelming sexual performance atop the hood of a Pathfinder.

And why are her winter gloves tossed across the windshield? There are so many questions about what happened this chilly Sunday afternoon outside of Arrowhead stadium which will never be answered. Unless someone else in attendance at the Chiefs/Ravens playoff game witnessed this couple boinking away their playoff letdown in public, we'll probably never know. I wonder if the Pathfinder belonged to a Ravens fan? If so, Eagles fans should take note, as a leaving a trail of sex sludge on visiting fans' vehicles is much more creative than typical drunken vandalism.

DaneMcCloud
01-11-2011, 05:33 PM
Looks like a great ass and an even better titjob.

Way to go!

Brock
01-11-2011, 05:34 PM
you stay classy, kc.

|Zach|
01-11-2011, 05:34 PM
Looks like a great ass and an even better titjob.

Way to go!

Yea when I saw the headline I cringed thinking about what wooley mammoth chick was captured. This gal doesn't look to bad...from what you can tell.

NewChief
01-11-2011, 05:34 PM
Looks like a great ass and an even better titjob.

Way to go!

That's sort of what I was thinking. The dude in overalls is batting out of his league.

Dartgod
01-11-2011, 05:34 PM
Obligatory I'd hit it.

JD10367
01-11-2011, 05:35 PM
Apparently he went deep about as well as Cassel that day. :rimshot:

aturnis
01-11-2011, 05:36 PM
What? Looks like she just got done playing linebacker...

DA_T_84
01-11-2011, 05:40 PM
Wow, that Tamba Hali has a black mask on, too.

Pablo
01-11-2011, 05:44 PM
I wonder if he shot his wad on the hood of that car, and then it froze like some sort of jizz mural...

DJ's left nut
01-11-2011, 05:45 PM
Yup, I'd hit it.

And yeah, that guy's absolutely one of ours. Camo and a shaved head - that's CP all the way.

(says the skinny bastard with douche hair who hasn't hunted at all this season...)

Mr. Flopnuts
01-11-2011, 05:45 PM
I'm showing a bad link. Picture removed?

MahiMike
01-11-2011, 05:46 PM
Looks like somebody got something out of his playoff tickets.

FAX
01-11-2011, 05:47 PM
I'm pretty sure I recognized that right tittah.

FAX

Brock
01-11-2011, 05:48 PM
Looks like somebody got in trouble.

KCUnited
01-11-2011, 05:49 PM
He's got the girl with the titties, but I'd have to see him push up 450 10 times and submit a polar bear before I believed he was a CPer.

Easy 6
01-11-2011, 05:49 PM
I'd have to be perty desperate to pull big jimmy out on a cold day like that, how does one even nut when your sack has retreated into your body cavity?

Atleast get in a warm car, jeebus.

DJ's left nut
01-11-2011, 05:50 PM
He's got the girl with the titties, but I'd have to see him push up 450 10 times and submit a polar bear before I believed he was a MOHillbilly

FYP

pr_capone
01-11-2011, 05:53 PM
page is 404

KurtCobain
01-11-2011, 05:54 PM
links not working for me?

allen_kcCard
01-11-2011, 05:55 PM
Did anyone screencap it? I couldn't take a gander with being at work.

FAX
01-11-2011, 05:55 PM
Whoever it was seems to have notified Deadspin that they know an attorney.

FAX

kcfanXIII
01-11-2011, 05:56 PM
I'm showing a bad link. Picture removed?

this

KurtCobain
01-11-2011, 05:56 PM
Since the was no good link, I googled nude chiefs fan, and the fourth link was the knig of the n00bs thread. It got Chiefs fan and nude from one of shoguns promises.

ChiefsandO'sfan
01-11-2011, 05:57 PM
wow they took that shit down fast

KCUnited
01-11-2011, 05:57 PM
links not working for me?
Picture Tamba Hali as a white guy from southern Missouri getting it in with a big tittied white girl on the front of a Nissan Pathfinder.

DJ's left nut
01-11-2011, 06:00 PM
Whoever it was seems to have notified Deadspin that they know an attorney.

FAX

That actually rarely works.

The deadspin guys will toss a pretty hearty "go fuck yourselves" to anyone that threatens to lawyer up unless that threat is followed by "I was 15 when that picture was taken and here is my license to prove it...."

What they put up there is public domain (afterall, they were fucking in a parking lot), there's no way they pulled it down because someone sent a lawyer email.

FAX
01-11-2011, 06:08 PM
That actually rarely works.

The deadspin guys will toss a pretty hearty "go **** yourselves" to anyone that threatens to lawyer up unless that threat is followed by "I was 15 when that picture was taken and here is my license to prove it...."

What they put up there is public domain (afterall, they were ****ing in a parking lot), there's no way they pulled it down because someone sent a lawyer email.

Well, they were definitely over the age of consent. And over the legal limit too, probably.

So ... if they weren't threatened with some sort of legal action, why would they take it down?

FAX

pr_capone
01-11-2011, 06:10 PM
Well, they were definitely over the age of consent. And over the legal limit too, probably.

So ... if they weren't threatened with some sort of legal action, why would they take it down?

FAX

The page could just be under heavy traffic causing it to 404...

*edit and I just proved myself right... pic is back up.

DJ's left nut
01-11-2011, 06:11 PM
Well, they were definitely over the age of consent. And over the legal limit too, probably.

So ... if they weren't threatened with some sort of legal action, why would they take it down?

FAX

May just be a server error or something. It's probably something quite benign.

Even when they take stuff down, they usually just remove the picture, leave the post and put an "UPDATE" where they explain the situation.

If Deadspin got pushed around that easily, it wouldn't exist. Let's face it, Deadspin broke the Favre/Sterger matter and the Favre cockshots were a hell of lot more troublesome than this thing and they're up there to this very day.

DJ's left nut
01-11-2011, 06:12 PM
No sooner said - Boobs are back online...

Mr. Flopnuts
01-11-2011, 06:15 PM
Wow. All signs point to "I'd hit it".

88TG88
01-11-2011, 06:16 PM
Picture Tamba Hali as a white guy from southern Missouri getting it in with a big tittied white girl on the front of a Nissan Pathfinder.

LMAO

DeezNutz
01-11-2011, 06:19 PM
Hali was fucking shit up all day, apparently.

Valiant
01-11-2011, 06:35 PM
dang. already beat to the camo, and bald must be a CPer.. If he had a goatee we could narrow down to at least 60k of the people in attendance..

KurtCobain
01-11-2011, 06:35 PM
That was me in the 91.

Demonpenz
01-11-2011, 06:36 PM
has there been a name given to the bald headed dude with goatee I am a member.

Bob Dole
01-11-2011, 08:06 PM
Ok...who was it?

NSFW.

Picture in link.

http://deadspin.com/5731073/

Admittedly, Bob Dole is viewing it on a phone screen, but it sure looks like the guy has hair and is wearing a hat...

Here we have a woman: knit-capped, pendulous breasts exposed, bluejeans in mid-yank, in plaintive conversation with a man: shaved head, hunter's jumpsuit, dejected due to inebriation or underwhelming sexual performance atop the hood of a Pathfinder.

And why are her winter gloves tossed across the windshield? There are so many questions about what happened this chilly Sunday afternoon outside of Arrowhead stadium which will never be answered. Unless someone else in attendance at the Chiefs/Ravens playoff game witnessed this couple boinking away their playoff letdown in public, we'll probably never know. I wonder if the Pathfinder belonged to a Ravens fan? If so, Eagles fans should take note, as a leaving a trail of sex sludge on visiting fans' vehicles is much more creative than typical drunken vandalism.
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WV
01-11-2011, 09:04 PM
I'm pissed.....the thread title promises boobs hanging out. I'm disappoint.

HotRoute
01-11-2011, 09:14 PM
props

luv
01-11-2011, 09:16 PM
Some chick flashed the guy driving our RV several times on our way out of the lot.

WebGem
01-11-2011, 09:26 PM
Who is gonna get the uncensored version of the picture w/ faces?

L.A. Chieffan
01-11-2011, 09:32 PM
R u sure that's a pathfinder? Looks more like a rogue or a murano to me.

The Poz
01-11-2011, 09:34 PM
How Tamba's negotiations will probably go.

DaneMcCloud
01-11-2011, 09:45 PM
That was me in the 91.

Huh. That would have been me in '91.

:D

Garcia Bronco
01-11-2011, 11:12 PM
lol... this board rarely disappoints.

boogblaster
01-11-2011, 11:30 PM
That biotch .. I knew I shouldn't of let my ole-lady go to that game .......

WebGem
01-11-2011, 11:44 PM
How Tamba's negotiations will probably go.

ROFL

ChiefsNow
01-12-2011, 05:38 AM
How Tamba's negotiations will probably go.

Turn him around and Sack him Tamba.

the Talking Can
01-12-2011, 06:50 AM
How Tamba's negotiations will probably go.


LMAO

TheGuardian
01-12-2011, 06:59 AM
I too expected something fairly nasty but from what I can see that chic is hot and the hill billy did really well for himself.

ChiTown
01-12-2011, 07:01 AM
How Tamba's negotiations will probably go.

:LOL:LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

Consistent1
01-12-2011, 08:13 AM
He's got the girl with the titties, but I'd have to see him push up 450 10 times and submit a polar bear before I believed he was a CPer.

Haha. This board really isn't like that in reality. There are a couple guys who act like tough "good old boys", but as far as lifting, they tend to just whine about the Chiefs being the only clean team in the league as far as juicing. We have Cassell, and we are the only team in the league that does not have anyone on steroids, can't you see how we lose?

Los Pollos Hermanos
01-12-2011, 09:29 AM
Here it is with faces.

http://chiefsfansofdallas.com/za8jd.jpg

Detoxing
01-12-2011, 09:31 AM
She got some tiggo bitties. I'd love to motor boat them bitches.

Deberg_1990
01-12-2011, 09:35 AM
Huh. That would have been me in '91.

:D

That still is me. : )

Norman Einstein
01-12-2011, 09:39 AM
A post playoff pity hump?

I'd say she probably lost a bet and had to do the nasty in the parking lot.

FAX
01-12-2011, 11:08 AM
Nope. Don't know her.

FAX

Bill Lundberg
01-12-2011, 03:47 PM
..UPDATE: One of the individuals in this photo contacted us about their unwanted fame. This is a married couple. They don't remember a single thing after halftime, they said. But their heads, per their request, have been removed until this dies down a bit in the next couple days.

I wish I didn't remember a single thing after halftime...

OnTheWarpath58
01-12-2011, 03:49 PM
..

I wish I didn't remember a single thing after halftime...

LMAO

No shit, Bill.

CHENZ A!
01-12-2011, 03:54 PM
http://m.deadspin.com/5731847/arrowhead-parking-lot-orgies-are-more-common-than-one-would-think
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Fish
01-12-2011, 04:02 PM
http://m.deadspin.com/5731847/arrowhead-parking-lot-orgies-are-more-common-than-one-would-think
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I like this from the comments section...


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From The Oxford English Dictionary:

whitlock

whit·lock - n - \ˈhwit-ˈläk\

The frothy mix of ejaculate, fecal matter, and hickory-scented barbecue sauce that is sometimes the byproduct of Arrowhead Stadium parking lot orgies.
Edited by All Over But The Sharting at 01/12/11 3:01 PM

LiveSteam
01-12-2011, 04:30 PM
chiefs got spanked...now it's my turn! we are fucking in our van in lot g at the chiefs game! would you like to join us? please be in shape and ready to fuck! we are disease free but kinda high still, no...none to share...sorry...we are a above average looking couple and go at it for hours


My kinda of peeps

suzzer99
01-12-2011, 04:44 PM
I'm sure they had a designated driver waiting in the car they were leaning against. :thumb:

BigMeatballDave
01-12-2011, 04:53 PM
How Tamba's negotiations will probably go.LMAO

Rausch
01-12-2011, 04:56 PM
Here it is with faces.

http://chiefsfansofdallas.com/za8jd.jpg

GAH!

bevischief
01-12-2011, 06:46 PM
Ok...who was it?

NSFW.

Picture in link.

http://deadspin.com/5731073/

Here we have a woman: knit-capped, pendulous breasts exposed, bluejeans in mid-yank, in plaintive conversation with a man: shaved head, hunter's jumpsuit, dejected due to inebriation or underwhelming sexual performance atop the hood of a Pathfinder.

And why are her winter gloves tossed across the windshield? There are so many questions about what happened this chilly Sunday afternoon outside of Arrowhead stadium which will never be answered. Unless someone else in attendance at the Chiefs/Ravens playoff game witnessed this couple boinking away their playoff letdown in public, we'll probably never know. I wonder if the Pathfinder belonged to a Ravens fan? If so, Eagles fans should take note, as a leaving a trail of sex sludge on visiting fans' vehicles is much more creative than typical drunken vandalism.

So who taped it for the rest of us?

DaneMcCloud
01-12-2011, 07:21 PM
Here it is with faces.

http://chiefsfansofdallas.com/za8jd.jpg

Holy shit.

:deevee:

Really?

KCUnited
01-13-2011, 03:36 PM
Guy was just on with Nick Wright legitimately worried about his job. Said he knew the girl well, but was a strangers car. Pleaded that face pics not be shown. Said he was wasted.

suzzer99
01-13-2011, 03:39 PM
I think he could always deny it was him to the bosses. They'd have to want him gone anyway to use that as an excuse - and open themselves up to a lawsuit. Unless he's a priest or a US Congressman or something...

Iowanian
01-13-2011, 03:50 PM
I wondered if Ptlyon had gone to any games this year....

Halfcan
01-13-2011, 04:29 PM
Who is that girl? She looks familar?

bevischief
01-13-2011, 06:07 PM
Someone needs to make sure they get on the site.

KurtCobain
01-13-2011, 06:11 PM
Aunt Sharon?

Pitt Gorilla
01-13-2011, 07:59 PM
Wow. All signs point to "I'd hit it".Incorrect.

Valiant
01-13-2011, 08:01 PM
Feel sorry for them.. Someone posted this shit on thedirty...

chief husker
01-13-2011, 08:02 PM
I wondered if Ptlyon had gone to any games this year....

No Pat, No!