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Rain Man
01-12-2011, 02:16 PM
I'm closing in on a deadline today, which means that I'm self-sabotaging by monkeying around with something. So I developed a dog simulator to show you what kind of breed you'd be if you were born a dog.

I went to the American Kennel Club site and pulled down their list of breeds, and created a little random selector. If you want to know your breed, post in the thread and I'll give you the breakdown. You can then look them up on the AKC site here: http://www.akc.org/breeds/complete_breed_list.cfm.

However, we're not all purebreds, so most of us will be a mix of breeds. Therefore, I set my selector up to give people a 25% chance of being a purebred. If not, you have a 50 percent chance of being 50% one breed and 50% some other mix, which is itself a 50 percent chance of being one breed and 50% some other mix. The maximum is an eight-breed mix and I stop there.

I assumed the registered breeds are most common and made them 97 percent of the probability. I don't have population data on how common each breed is, so all of those breeds are equally likely. Similarly, for the unregistered/rare breeds, I made them all equally likely, and they collectively will represent 3 percent of breeds.

When I post your results, it'll have a number followed by the breed. The number is the percent you have in you, so if you have multiple breeds they should all add up to 100. If a breed appears twice, add them up. (I don't pull a breed from the algorithm once it's been selected so it's possible, albeit unlikely, that it can show up more than once.)

Ready? Post if you want to be a dog and I'll give you your results.


I'll start. Here's what I am.


I'm a mutt, sort of:

50 Silky Terrier
12.5 Flat-Coated Retriever
12.5 Swedish Vallhund
12.5 Saluki
12.5 Cane Corso

So I'm half this guy....

http://www.akc.org/images/breeds/silky_terrier/lg_artwork.jpg

and 1/8th each of these. (For some reason the AKC didn't have a Cane Corso drawing.) That probably means I'm a medium-small dog with moderately long hair and a healthy snout.

http://www.akc.org/images/breeds/flat_coated_retriever/lg_artwork.jpg

http://www.akc.org/images/breeds/swedish_vallhund/lg_artwork.jpg

http://www.akc.org/images/breeds/saluki/lg_artwork.jpg

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS61-UoM5m0k8mQTCnryJ919K0JmRrr5o9aLTJGFv1tPhWRO7z41A

I'll post the numbers, but not pictures. You can pull them off the AKC site for most dogs.

philfree
01-12-2011, 02:50 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm a pure bred bird dog but I'll play along.


PhilFree:arrow:

ClevelandBronco
01-12-2011, 02:53 PM
I want to be a dawg.

Pants
01-12-2011, 02:54 PM
I want to be a dog, please, Mr. Kevin.

Hog Farmer
01-12-2011, 02:54 PM
I'm thinkin I'd be a bulljerk !

Old Dog
01-12-2011, 02:57 PM
Let's see what happens

Zeke
01-12-2011, 02:58 PM
would be me.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:xk9vLKXsVmZb6M:http://briansmithradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/070319%20big%20dog.jpg&t=1

SLAG
01-12-2011, 02:58 PM
Sure im pretty sure im a mutt

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Shogun
01-12-2011, 02:59 PM
im b4 michael vick shows up and ruins the thread

JohninGpt
01-12-2011, 03:00 PM
Last time I played along with one of these you threw me out of an airplane into the Arctic Ocean...so I'm game.

Woodrow Call
01-12-2011, 03:01 PM
I'm in

Hydrae
01-12-2011, 03:06 PM
Last time I played along with one of these you threw me out of an airplane into the Arctic Ocean...so I'm game.

Animal cruelty! Wait until PETA hears of this!




;)

AustinChief
01-12-2011, 03:14 PM
DOG ME!

LiveSteam
01-12-2011, 03:17 PM
I would be the most hunted coyote on earth

ROYC75
01-12-2011, 03:19 PM
Uh, hm.... a dog, me ?

Dog me Bike Boy.

teedubya
01-12-2011, 03:27 PM
I'm a dawg. Not sure which kind yet, though.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:29 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm a pure bred bird dog but I'll play along.


PhilFree:arrow:


Oh, goody. This thread was off to a slow start. Thanks for playing, and here you are:

50 Scottish Deerhound
50 Flat-Coated Retriever

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:29 PM
I want to be a dawg.


100 Tibetan Spaniel


Ooh, purebred.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:30 PM
I want to be a dog, please, Mr. Kevin.

100 Australian Cattle Dog

DeezNutz
01-12-2011, 03:30 PM
Stylish doggie thread.

Me! ME! ME!!

ThaVirus
01-12-2011, 03:30 PM
Holler at a player.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:31 PM
I'm thinkin I'd be a bulljerk !


You're an interesting mutt.

12.5 Glen of Imaal Terrier
12.5 Lhasa Apso
12.5 West Highland White Terrier
12.5 Treeing Tennessee Brindle
12.5 Mastiff
12.5 Tibetan Terrier
12.5 Anatolian Shepherd Dog
12.5 Chow Chow

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:31 PM
Let's see what happens


It is indeed a true big dog.

100 Irish Setter

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:32 PM
would be me.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:xk9vLKXsVmZb6M:http://briansmithradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/070319%20big%20dog.jpg&t=1


I have no idea what most of these are. You're kind of exotic.

25 Norwegian Buhund
12.5 Treeing Tennessee Brindle
12.5 Sussex Spaniel
12.5 Kuvasz
12.5 Polish Lowland Sheepdog
12.5 Scottish Deerhound
12.5 Cairn Terrier

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:33 PM
Sure im pretty sure im a mutt

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Yep, and a big one.

12.5 German Shepherd Dog
12.5 Norwegian Lundehund
12.5 Boston Terrier
12.5 German Wirehaired Pointer
12.5 Wirehaired Pointing Griffon
12.5 Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier
12.5 Pointer
12.5 Welsh Springer Spaniel

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:34 PM
im b4 michael vick shows up and ruins the thread


Dog that does good cannonballs in the water.

50 Irish Water Spaniel
25 Boykin Spaniel
25 Newfoundland

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:35 PM
Last time I played along with one of these you threw me out of an airplane into the Arctic Ocean...so I'm game.

I'm at a loss to figure out what you'd look like.

12.5 Cardigan Welsh Corgi
12.5 Weimaraner
12.5 Akita
12.5 Scottish Terrier
12.5 Saint Bernard
12.5 Brittany
12.5 Pekingese
12.5 Irish Wolfhound

MOhillbilly
01-12-2011, 03:36 PM
in

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:36 PM
I'm in


100 Japanese Chin


Possible best of show.

DeezNutz
01-12-2011, 03:36 PM
Mo, if you end up being a Yorkie, it needs to be your new avi.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:37 PM
Animal cruelty! Wait until PETA hears of this!




;)

Just like a Havenese to do that.

50 Havanese
12.5 Brussels Griffon
12.5 Border Collie
12.5 Akita
12.5 Norwegian Elkhound

ClevelandBronco
01-12-2011, 03:37 PM
100 Tibetan Spaniel


Ooh, purebred.

Damn.

First, I'm going to smoke those flowers. Then I'm going to **** that teddy bear.

http://www.thebestofbreeds.com/catalog/images/TibetanSpaniel.jpg

philfree
01-12-2011, 03:37 PM
Oh, goody. This thread was off to a slow start. Thanks for playing, and here you are:

50 Scottish Deerhound
50 Flat-Coated Retriever

Awsome! I can retrieve a deer!


PhilFree:arrow:

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:38 PM
DOG ME!

The fast and the furry-ous.

25 Bichon Frise
25 Italian Greyhound
12.5 Gordon Setter
12.5 Belgian Sheepdog
12.5 Boxer
12.5 Brittany

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:38 PM
I would be the most hunted coyote on earth

Hmm.

25 Poodle
25 Welsh Terrier
25 Standard Schnauzer
25 Siberian Husky

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:39 PM
Uh, hm.... a dog, me ?

Dog me Bike Boy.


Bring me an oyster, boy! Get the oyster!

100 Chesapeake Bay Retriever

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:40 PM
I'm a dawg. Not sure which kind yet, though.


100 Komondor

I thought that was a lizard.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:41 PM
Stylish doggie thread.

Me! ME! ME!!


100 Rottweiler

Never go into a fight without DeezNutz.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:42 PM
Holler at a player.

I don't know what you'd look like, but those are some cool names.

25 Giant Schnauzer
25 Icelandic Sheepdog
25 Cesky Terrier
25 English Foxhound

Kyle DeLexus
01-12-2011, 03:42 PM
I wanna play...What am I? Probably a Mastiff or something.

DeezNutz
01-12-2011, 03:43 PM
Even number of letters = purebred?

Edit: and TheVirus bucks the trend. Damn.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:43 PM
in

You could probably herd anything.

50 Australian Cattle Dog
50 Border Terrier

FAX
01-12-2011, 03:44 PM
Damn. And here I was, just about to start my "If ChiefsPlanet Members Were Cats" thread.

FAX

Mr. Plow
01-12-2011, 03:44 PM
Dog me.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:45 PM
I wanna play...What am I? Probably a Mastiff or something.


Smaller, furrier, shorter legs.

12.5 Dachshund
12.5 Anatolian Shepherd Dog
12.5 Redbone Coonhound
12.5 Pembroke Welsh Corgi
12.5 Polish Lowland Sheepdog
12.5 Norwegian Lundehund
12.5 Old English Sheepdog
12.5 Treeing Tennessee Brindle

JohninGpt
01-12-2011, 03:45 PM
I'm at a loss to figure out what you'd look like.

12.5 Cardigan Welsh Corgi
12.5 Weimaraner
12.5 Akita
12.5 Scottish Terrier
12.5 Saint Bernard
12.5 Brittany
12.5 Pekingese
12.5 Irish Wolfhound

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/jewfin.jpg

DeezNutz
01-12-2011, 03:45 PM
100 Rottweiler

Never go into a fight without DeezNutz.

I'm ruff.

Carlota69
01-12-2011, 03:46 PM
Pooch me please.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:46 PM
Damn. And here I was, just about to start my "If ChiefsPlanet Members Were Cats" thread.

FAX

Sorry about that. We should coordinate before we start on the marsupial simulations.

50 Skye Terrier
25 Irish Wolfhound
12.5 Ibizan Hound
12.5 Clumber Spaniel

ChiTown
01-12-2011, 03:47 PM
Pooch me please.

I love it when a woman talks Canine..........

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:47 PM
Dog me.


You're a Scandinavian doggy through and through.

50 Norwegian Lundehund
50 Swedish Vallhund

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:49 PM
Pooch me please.

You can smell Timmy in the well, you can alert the authorities, you can run there quickly, and you can serve him a mix of vodka and coffee until help arrives.

25 Border Collie
25 Greyhound
25 Bloodhound
25 Black Russian Terrier

Frosty
01-12-2011, 03:50 PM
I was holding out for FAX' thread, but I'll play, please.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:51 PM
I was holding out for FAX' thread, but I'll play, please.


This will give you something to look up while you're waiting.

50 Entlebucher Mountain Dog
50 Norwich Terrier

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:53 PM
Damn.

First, I'm going to smoke those flowers. Then I'm going to **** that teddy bear.

http://www.thebestofbreeds.com/catalog/images/TibetanSpaniel.jpg


You're a much cuter dog than I would've expected.

FishingRod
01-12-2011, 03:54 PM
OK, sure make me a Dog

Frosty
01-12-2011, 03:54 PM
This will give you something to look up while you're waiting.

50 Entlebucher Mountain Dog
50 Norwich Terrier

That Entlebucher Mountain Dog is a good looking dog.

The Norwich Terrier should be a lot higher percentage.

KurtCobain
01-12-2011, 03:55 PM
OMG I WANNA BE A DOG

teedubya
01-12-2011, 03:56 PM
100 Komondor

I thought that was a lizard.

I have some sweeeet dreads.

http://www.justdogbreeds.com/images/breeds/komondor.jpg

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:56 PM
OK, sure make me a Dog

You are an American conglomeration of dog.

12.5 Kerry Blue Terrier
12.5 Swedish Lapphund
12.5 American Foxhound
12.5 Samoyed
12.5 Bichon Frise
12.5 Border Terrier
12.5 English Cocker Spaniel
12.5 Saint Bernard

FAX
01-12-2011, 03:57 PM
I once was concerned that the plumber
Had his way with my mom in her slumber
Now I'm more concerned
For today I have learned
She was messing around with a Clumber

FAX

ChiefsNow
01-12-2011, 03:58 PM
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DJ's left nut
01-12-2011, 03:58 PM
You're trying WAY too hard for that CP MVP, rainman.

But seriously - what kind of dog am I?

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:58 PM
OMG I WANNA BE A DOG

You are a very worldly dog.

12.5 Entlebucher Mountain Dog
12.5 Bloodhound
12.5 Borzoi
12.5 Brittany
12.5 Great Pyrenees
12.5 Finnish Spitz
12.5 Afghan Hound
12.5 Japanese Chin

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 03:59 PM
I have some sweeeet dreads.

http://www.justdogbreeds.com/images/breeds/komondor.jpg


That is a seriously cool-looking dog.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 04:00 PM
.

Part Rott, Part Dandie. Let me know how that turns out.

25 Rottweiler
25 Dandie Dinmont Terrier
12.5 Polish Lowland Sheepdog
12.5 Greyhound
12.5 American Foxhound
12.5 Havanese

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 04:01 PM
You're trying WAY too hard for that CP MVP, rainman.

But seriously - what kind of dog am I?

We're having a run on mutts. You're an interesting one.

12.5 Greyhound
12.5 Canaan Dog
12.5 Weimaraner
12.5 Cocker Spaniel
12.5 Portuguese Podengo Pequeno
12.5 French Bulldog
12.5 Collie
12.5 Pekingese

Dicky McElephant
01-12-2011, 04:01 PM
Let's hear it.

And threads like these are why I nominated you for MVP.

Carlota69
01-12-2011, 04:02 PM
You can smell Timmy in the well, you can alert the authorities, you can run there quickly, and you can serve him a mix of vodka and coffee until help arrives.

25 Border Collie
25 Greyhound
25 Bloodhound
25 Black Russian Terrier

Awesome!:thumb:

DJ's left nut
01-12-2011, 04:03 PM
We're having a run on mutts. You're an interesting one.

12.5 Greyhound
12.5 Canaan Dog
12.5 Weimaraner
12.5 Cocker Spaniel
12.5 Portuguese Podengo Pequeno
12.5 French Bulldog
12.5 Collie
12.5 Pekingese

Well, I appear to be fairly high strung and probably pretty quick. With the Canaan and Bulldog in there, I probably have a pretty stout jaw.

And with that damn portuguese POS in there, I probably have a bit of a lisp (I'm sorry in advance for what amounts to a gay joke).

I'm going to consider myself the Mike Tyson of mutts.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 04:04 PM
Let's hear it.

You have an unnatural attraction to the North Sea.

50 Norwegian Elkhound
50 Welsh Springer Spaniel

Groves
01-12-2011, 04:08 PM
woof

chasedude
01-12-2011, 04:09 PM
Hmmm... I always wondered what dog breed I could be.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 04:10 PM
woof

Those are some great dog breed names.

12.5 Pharaoh Hound
12.5 Dogue de Bordeaux
12.5 Irish Red and White Setter
12.5 Japanese Chin
12.5 Wirehaired Vizsla
12.5 Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier
12.5 Basenji
12.5 Vizsla

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 04:11 PM
Hmmm... I always wondered what dog breed I could be.


100 Beauceron


About time we had another purebred.

ClevelandBronco
01-12-2011, 04:14 PM
You're a much cuter dog than I would've expected.

I'm going to make piddle all over your next focus group report.

Hydrae
01-12-2011, 04:17 PM
Just like a Havenese to do that.

50 Havanese
12.5 Brussels Griffon
12.5 Border Collie
12.5 Akita
12.5 Norwegian Elkhound

The girls dig 50% of me :)

Havanese:
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQO2tNfC0_QpXefItvRB4Q-nhOSxVwdNyvSB0QBpyds9pTLAtrdwy2Nz4K7A

1/8th Brussels Griffon - one ugly mug:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQXXOBVby1_3gyTvG47LeZ0ob8VzNiB7-ikPUWQEGHT1I0UmBd7

But a small portion is smart at least:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCT4peBQJtbn9c3-zIlPcbnsHX1HsDHtwTpWujjpYtd61mVHCC

One of my favorite breeds of all time, the Akita:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQcFRtpxbKkztwWtBawt57jrBGUdZjol7lKyJwN4DHWlUwYggZowg

And finally, another very pretty dog in the Norwegian Elkhound:
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRD8bKJvBmRhlzDuOdZKPj8A5rRnoBWtD3zdNoGF3RhLTZQo4tVbQ

Not sure I want to know what all that looks like together though. :)

cdcox
01-12-2011, 04:18 PM
When this thread was first posted I was trying to come up with some statistics for the probability of each bread to make your dog generator more accurate. I found some data for the top 10 breads and was going to build an extrapolation model for the rest of the breeds. Then I had to go do some real work and now it is too late.

Dicky McElephant
01-12-2011, 04:21 PM
You have an unnatural attraction to the North Sea.

50 Norwegian Elkhound
50 Welsh Springer Spaniel

Norwegian Elkhound:

http://a2.cdnsters.com/static/images/dogster/breeds/norwegian_elkhound.jpg

Welsh Springer Spaniel:

http://www.madigan-wyndian.com/images/Art/WelshSpringerClose.jpg


Interesting mix.

rad
01-12-2011, 04:21 PM
Smells like Updog in here.........

Dicky McElephant
01-12-2011, 04:22 PM
When this thread was first posted I was trying to come up with some statistics for the probability of each bread to make your dog generator more accurate. I found some data for the top 10 breads and was going to build an extrapolation model for the rest of the breeds. Then I had to go do some real work and now it is too late.

So what's the Top 10 Breads?

I personally like Wonder Bread.

Woodrow Call
01-12-2011, 04:22 PM
100 Japanese Chin


Possible best of show.

Awesome LMAO

http://dogpile.ca/dog-pictures/images/japanese_chin-1.jpg

penguinz
01-12-2011, 04:23 PM
What am I?

Hydrae
01-12-2011, 04:26 PM
Now we just need someone with mad photoshop skills to put these pics together to see what the end result would be.

HonestChieffan
01-12-2011, 04:32 PM
God I love the offseason

cdcox
01-12-2011, 04:32 PM
So what's the Top 10 Breads?

I personally like Wonder Bread.

Never mind.

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/sites/default/files/blogs/dailypolitics/assets_c/2010/06/EMILY%20LITELLA-thumb-240x180-8292.jpg

chasedude
01-12-2011, 04:35 PM
100 Beauceron


About time we had another purebred.http://static.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/dog-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/beauceron-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/pictures/beauceron-0003.jpg (http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures/gallery/dogs/herding-dogs/beaucerons/Page2)
Nice looking breed! Found out it's a herding and guarding breed. Fits well for my bouncing days back at the old watering hole.

The Pedestrian
01-12-2011, 04:46 PM
Well, I've been called a dog once or twice...let's see what kind I am.

Hit me!

chasedude
01-12-2011, 04:47 PM
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Rain Man
01-12-2011, 04:51 PM
When this thread was first posted I was trying to come up with some statistics for the probability of each bread to make your dog generator more accurate. I found some data for the top 10 breads and was going to build an extrapolation model for the rest of the breeds. Then I had to go do some real work and now it is too late.

Yeah, we're definitely undercounting the labs and beagles and stuff. Interestingly, I've done some work in this area in real life and there's shockingly little data about dog populations by breed. I think they should ask it on the Census.

Oh, and you are...

50 Collie
25 Catahoula Leopard Dog
25 Weimaraner



Catahoula Leopard Dog?

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 04:53 PM
Smells like Updog in here.........

You're a big dog.

50 Saluki
25 Wirehaired Pointing Griffon
25 Irish Wolfhound

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 04:54 PM
What am I?

Purebreed.

100 Black Russian Terrier


This is a darn handsome dog. I'd never heard of it before.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 04:55 PM
God I love the offseason


50 Silky Terrier
12.5 Border Terrier
12.5 Scottish Terrier
12.5 Afghan Hound
12.5 English Foxhound

Hey, we may have had the same mother.

Jewish Rabbi
01-12-2011, 04:55 PM
Please don't make me a poodle.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 04:56 PM
Well, I've been called a dog once or twice...let's see what kind I am.

Hit me!

Not sure how the terrier got on there. I'm not sure I'd really want to see this dog in real life.

50 Rhodesian Ridgeback
12.5 Maltese
12.5 Old English Sheepdog
12.5 Boston Terrier
12.5 Greyhound

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 04:57 PM
.

You capture and bring back monks.

50 Labrador Retriever
50 Tibetan Spaniel

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 04:59 PM
Please don't make me a poodle.

Yikes. I can't even imagine this dog.

25 Irish Terrier
25 Great Dane
12.5 Pug
12.5 Glen of Imaal Terrier
12.5 Black and Tan Coonhound
12.5 Saluki

Jewish Rabbi
01-12-2011, 05:00 PM
Yikes. I can't even imagine this dog.

25 Irish Terrier
25 Great Dane
12.5 Pug
12.5 Glen of Imaal Terrier
12.5 Black and Tan Coonhound
12.5 Saluki

BOOM MOTHERFUCKER!

joesomebody
01-12-2011, 05:02 PM
I'll play :)

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 05:02 PM
I'll play :)

Draw me a picture of this guy.

25 Japanese Chin
12.5 Staffordshire Bull Terrier
12.5 Smooth Fox Terrier
12.5 Saint Bernard
12.5 Samoyed
12.5 Welsh Terrier
12.5 German Shorthaired Pointer

The Pedestrian
01-12-2011, 05:09 PM
Not sure how the terrier got on there. I'm not sure I'd really want to see this dog in real life.

50 Rhodesian Ridgeback
12.5 Maltese
12.5 Old English Sheepdog
12.5 Boston Terrier
12.5 Greyhound

Looking up some of the possible mixes of the parents, I don't think it'd look half bad. Maltese Terrier seems like it would just shag up the coat of a Greyhound Ridgeback a bit...I'm only a little worried about what the Sheepdog blood would do to it. If I have time later, I'll do a composite sketch.

Otter
01-12-2011, 05:09 PM
Lay it on me cat man!

Detoxing
01-12-2011, 05:10 PM
Me next! Me next! Next time my lady calls me a dog, i can tell her to be descriptive.

KurtCobain
01-12-2011, 05:13 PM
You are a very worldly dog.

12.5 Entlebucher Mountain Dog
12.5 Bloodhound
12.5 Borzoi
12.5 Brittany
12.5 Great Pyrenees
12.5 Finnish Spitz
12.5 Afghan Hound
12.5 Japanese Chin

I feel so dirty.

JASONSAUTO
01-12-2011, 05:20 PM
in

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 05:21 PM
Lay it on me cat man!

Now that's a cool dog. Running around, hair blowing in the wind...

50 Shih Tzu
50 Italian Greyhound

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 05:22 PM
Me next! Me next! Next time my lady calls me a dog, i can tell her to be descriptive.

50 Collie
50 Otterhound

I've never heard of an otterhound, but now I want one.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 05:24 PM
in

Another hard-to-visualize dog. Probably mid-sized, probably curly hair?

25 Pyrenean Shepherd
12.5 West Highland White Terrier
12.5 Mastiff
12.5 Curly-Coated Retriever
12.5 English Springer Spaniel
12.5 Welsh Terrier
12.5 Bull Terrier

Bwana
01-12-2011, 05:25 PM
Do it.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 05:28 PM
Do it.

50 Airedale Terrier
50 Portuguese Water Dog

You'd be good at duck hunting.

KurtCobain
01-12-2011, 05:29 PM
How about my mom?

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 05:31 PM
How about my mom?

Your mom is a mongrel that spitz. But pretty.

12.5 Chinese Crested
12.5 Chesapeake Bay Retriever
12.5 Saluki
12.5 Dandie Dinmont Terrier
12.5 Puli
12.5 Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever
12.5 Finnish Spitz
12.5 Belgian Malinois

alnorth
01-12-2011, 05:33 PM
woof?

kysirsoze
01-12-2011, 05:33 PM
What would be awesome would be if someone could start photshopping selected mutts here ala Conan's "What if They Mated." Probably alot of work, but could be interesting.

Oh, and dog me please.

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 05:35 PM
woof?

Woof with a deep voice. It may just cancel out to a collie, though.

50 Border Collie
25 Swedish Vallhund
25 Great Dane

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 05:35 PM
What would be awesome would be if someone could start photshopping selected mutts here ala Conan's "What if They Mated." Probably alot of work, but could be interesting.

Oh, and dog me please.


100 Wire Fox Terrier

You're dog show material, anyone ever tell you that?

kysirsoze
01-12-2011, 05:38 PM
100 Wire Fox Terrier

You're dog show material, anyone ever tell you that?

Often.

Glad I don't have to use imagination to know what I look like. That sounded really hard.

alnorth
01-12-2011, 05:39 PM
Woof with a deep voice. It may just cancel out to a collie, though.

50 Border Collie
25 Swedish Vallhund
25 Great Dane

never heard of a Swedish Vallhund.

http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/images/breeds/swedish_vallhund.jpg

Looks almost like a miniature german shepherd, apparently also good at dog agility courses. Whatever that mix is, I should be good at catching frisbees.

Chiefs=Good
01-12-2011, 07:39 PM
Me next, me next!

SNR
01-12-2011, 07:42 PM
If your random selector puts me as one of those tiny yip-yip dogs, I'm going to drive to Colorado myself and break your laptop.

I mean, I'd get you a new one, but it'd have to be one that's smart enough to know what kind of dog I REALLY am

JD10367
01-12-2011, 07:59 PM
If Chiefsplanet members were dogs?

The type of dog would be immaterial, because nothing would ever get posted, because everyone'd be sitting around, licking their own balls.

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KCrockaholic
01-12-2011, 08:07 PM
never heard of a Swedish Vallhund.

http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/images/breeds/swedish_vallhund.jpg

Looks almost like a miniature german shepherd, apparently also good at dog agility courses. Whatever that mix is, I should be good at catching frisbees.

If Dante Hall was a dog. There you go.

milkman
01-12-2011, 08:09 PM
I'm not going to waste time reading through this thread, so I'll just post what I have to say, with the near certainty that I am not the first to say it.

We're (most of us) men.

Men are dogs.

WebGem
01-12-2011, 08:17 PM
I want to be a dog.

SNR
01-12-2011, 09:02 PM
I'm not going to waste time reading through this thread, so I'll just post what I have to say, with the near certainty that I am not the first to say it.

We're (most of us) men.

Men are dogs.Except Miles Davis. He was too much of a cool cat to be a dog

stevieray
01-12-2011, 09:05 PM
I'd be Canis Majoris.

Sweet Daddy Hate
01-12-2011, 09:16 PM
http://www.bestgermanshepherd-puppies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/german-shepherds-in-wisconsin.jpg

jd1020
01-12-2011, 09:21 PM
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Dylan
01-12-2011, 10:27 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3449/3366030232_c79d246a84.jpg

Ebolapox
01-12-2011, 10:37 PM
well?

RJ
01-12-2011, 10:37 PM
I already know what kind of dog I would be. I'd be the kind that lies on the porch watching the world go by while barking at the occasional threat....at least for a moment.

http://i56.tinypic.com/2nu54wy.jpg

alnorth
01-12-2011, 10:56 PM
Have we seen the noble bloodhound make an appearance yet? Thats once of my favorite breeds, though I doubt I want one.

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 12:56 PM
Me next, me next!


100 Irish Red and White Setter


I have never heard of this dog breed before, but it's nice looking.

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 12:58 PM
If your random selector puts me as one of those tiny yip-yip dogs, I'm going to drive to Colorado myself and break your laptop.

I mean, I'd get you a new one, but it'd have to be one that's smart enough to know what kind of dog I REALLY am

50 Tibetan Mastiff
25 Shetland Sheepdog
12.5 Wire Fox Terrier
12.5 Belgian Tervuren

Is an unusually furry mastiff big enough for you?

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 12:59 PM
If Chiefsplanet members were dogs?

The type of dog would be immaterial, because nothing would ever get posted, because everyone'd be sitting around, licking their own balls.



100 Airedale Terrier

I wouldn't have picked you as a purebred. :p

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 01:00 PM
If Dante Hall was a dog. There you go.


You're a relatively large mutt, and I think the first partial Dalmatian that we've seen.

12.5 Irish Water Spaniel
12.5 Siberian Husky
12.5 Pug
12.5 Bloodhound
12.5 Dalmatian
12.5 Border Collie
12.5 Gordon Setter
12.5 Boxer

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 01:01 PM
I'm not going to waste time reading through this thread, so I'll just post what I have to say, with the near certainty that I am not the first to say it.

We're (most of us) men.

Men are dogs.

Another international dog, with a little bit of Appalachia, apparently.

50 Redbone Coonhound
25 French Bulldog
12.5 Japanese Chin
12.5 Cardigan Welsh Corgi

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 01:03 PM
I want to be a dog.

You're going to have to draw me a picture of this one.

25 Shiba Inu
25 Bergamasco
12.5 Greyhound
12.5 Curly-Coated Retriever
12.5 English Foxhound
12.5 Dalmatian

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 01:04 PM
Except Miles Davis. He was too much of a cool cat to be a dog

Did I get you already? Don't remember. If not, you're smallish but fierce.

25 French Bulldog
25 Boxer
25 English Springer Spaniel
25 Australian Terrier

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 01:05 PM
I'd be Canis Majoris.

Now this would be an interesting dog.

25 Schipperke
25 Saint Bernard
25 Bull Terrier
25 Kuvasz

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 01:07 PM
.



Continental mutt.

12.5 Gordon Setter
12.5 Dogue de Bordeaux
12.5 Belgian Malinois
12.5 Boxer
12.5 German Longhaired Pointer
12.5 Neapolitan Mastiff
12.5 Akita
12.5 Kerry Blue Terrier

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 01:08 PM
.


This would seem to be the ultimate dog. It points, it chases, it retrieves, it guards, and it can pull a dogsled.


12.5 Tibetan Spaniel
12.5 German Pinscher
12.5 Shetland Sheepdog
12.5 Wirehaired Pointing Griffon
12.5 Afghan Hound
12.5 Samoyed
12.5 Lakeland Terrier
12.5 Bullmastiff

Sofa King
01-13-2011, 01:10 PM
Dog me

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 01:10 PM
.

Another European doggy.


50 Norwegian Buhund
12.5 Brussels Griffon
12.5 German Pinscher
12.5 Welsh Terrier
12.5 Bearded Collie

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 01:11 PM
well?

You have a lot of the otterhound in you.

50 Otterhound
25 Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier
12.5 Basenji
12.5 Norfolk Terrier

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 01:12 PM
I already know what kind of dog I would be. I'd be the kind that lies on the porch watching the world go by while barking at the occasional threat....at least for a moment.



You'd have too much energy on your mother's side.

50 Portuguese Water Dog
50 Border Terrier

patteeu
01-13-2011, 01:13 PM
Make me a dog, please.

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 01:13 PM
Have we seen the noble bloodhound make an appearance yet? Thats once of my favorite breeds, though I doubt I want one.

We've seen some partials, but not a full.

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 01:14 PM
Dog me

Ducks hate you, sheep fear you.

50 Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever
12.5 Belgian Sheepdog
12.5 Maltese
12.5 Manchester Terrier
12.5 English Setter

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 01:15 PM
Make me a dog, please.

A bulldog built for speed. That works.

12.5 Bulldog
12.5 Italian Greyhound
12.5 Pointer
12.5 Pomeranian
12.5 Miniature Bull Terrier
12.5 Airedale Terrier
12.5 Catahoula Leopard Dog
12.5 Schipperke

Dicky McElephant
01-13-2011, 01:18 PM
Dog me

Ducks hate you, sheep fear you.



Just like in real life. :thumb:

Sofa King
01-13-2011, 01:20 PM
Just like in real life. :thumb:

I WAS GONNA POST THAT!!!


:cuss:

patteeu
01-13-2011, 01:26 PM
A bulldog built for speed. That works.

12.5 Bulldog
12.5 Italian Greyhound
12.5 Pointer
12.5 Pomeranian
12.5 Miniature Bull Terrier
12.5 Airedale Terrier
12.5 Catahoula Leopard Dog
12.5 Schipperke

My family photo album:

http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/images/breeds/bulldog74.jpg
http://www.greatdogsite.com/admin/uploaded_files/1198056371italian_greyhound.jpg
http://www.greatdogsite.com/admin/uploaded_files/1190781437german_shorthaired_pointer.jpg
http://www.1petloversworld.com/images/POM.jpg
http://www.breederretriever.com/photopost/data/718/medium/mini_bull_terrier.jpg
http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/images/breeds/airedaleterr65.jpg
http://a1.cdnsters.com/static/images/dogster/breeds/catahoula_leopard_dog.jpg
http://www.dog-breeds-list.com/dog_breed_images/116/big/schipperke-picture-2.jpg

tooge
01-13-2011, 02:05 PM
dog me up man

Hydrae
01-13-2011, 02:23 PM
But did you meet your deadline?

Der Flöprer
01-13-2011, 02:31 PM
What kind of dog would I be?

RJ
01-13-2011, 02:33 PM
You'd have too much energy on your mother's side.

50 Portuguese Water Dog
50 Border Terrier



What an amazing coincidence. Portugal is my 3rd favorite country!

Frosty
01-13-2011, 02:34 PM
What kind of dog would I be?



http://www.itsmymarket.com/images/copy/127579.jpg



Duh.

Sweet Daddy Hate
01-13-2011, 04:40 PM
Continental mutt.

12.5 Gordon Setter
12.5 Dogue de Bordeaux
12.5 Belgian Malinois
12.5 Boxer
12.5 German Longhaired Pointer
12.5 Neapolitan Mastiff
12.5 Akita
12.5 Kerry Blue Terrier

LMAO See, i DO know what kind of dog I am!

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 05:31 PM
dog me up man

100 American Staffordshire Terrier

A noble breed, you are.

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 05:32 PM
But did you meet your deadline?

Oddly, yeah. Who woulda thunk?

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 05:33 PM
What kind of dog would I be?

50 Borzoi
50 Miniature Schnauzer


That would be a cool mix.

AirForceChief
01-13-2011, 05:41 PM
Yes, please!

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 06:03 PM
Yes, please!


25 Bulldog
12.5 Bichon Frise
12.5 Papillon
12.5 Border Collie
12.5 Appenzeller Sennenhunde
12.5 Boxer
12.5 Schipperke

Hopefully you'll get the Papillon's face.

Dylan
01-13-2011, 06:17 PM
Another European doggy.


50 Norwegian Buhund
12.5 Brussels Griffon
12.5 German Pinscher
12.5 Welsh Terrier
12.5 Bearded Collie

Nice, Rain Man

We always owned Dobies ...

stevieray
01-13-2011, 06:19 PM
I should know better by now, but go ahead.

KurtCobain
01-13-2011, 06:21 PM
I should know better by now, but go ahead.

You ain't nothin but a hound dog.







<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cpMTOqKOcMI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 06:27 PM
I should know better by now, but go ahead.

You already got dogged in Post 140. Interesting combo.

25 Schipperke
25 Saint Bernard
25 Bull Terrier
25 Kuva

Sweet Daddy Hate
01-13-2011, 06:28 PM
You ain't nothin but a hound dog.

LMAOLMAOLMAO

kstater
01-13-2011, 06:51 PM
You can pick one for me, but I don't see any way where 25% of dogs are purebred. I'd be surprised if it cracked 10%.

Chief Chief
01-13-2011, 06:59 PM
Please convert my current form into that of a dog.

(I'm secretly hoping to look and talk like Huckleberry Hound.)

Extra Point
01-13-2011, 07:18 PM
After thinking about it, if I could only remember what kind of dog I'd be....

Frosty
01-13-2011, 07:26 PM
50 Borzoi
50 Miniature Schnauzer


That would be a cool mix.

My parents have a Miniature Schnauzer. It is brainless and is constantly yapping. That describes some people on the board but not Flopnuts.

Pablo
01-13-2011, 07:27 PM
I want to be a puppy.

Make me a soft one. With big eyes.

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 10:38 PM
You can pick one for me, but I don't see any way where 25% of dogs are purebred. I'd be surprised if it cracked 10%.


Yeah, I'm sure it's a lot less than that, but I figured it'd be easier for people if a significant portion were purebreds.

And speaking of which, you are...

100 Havanese

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 10:39 PM
Please convert my current form into that of a dog.

(I'm secretly hoping to look and talk like Huckleberry Hound.)

100 English Setter

You're a pet of a 1950s TV household.

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 10:39 PM
After thinking about it, if I could only remember what kind of dog I'd be....

50 Cardigan Welsh Corgi
50 Canaan Dog

Part royal doggy.

luv
01-13-2011, 10:40 PM
Me?

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 10:40 PM
I want to be a puppy.

Make me a soft one. With big eyes.



100 Basset Hound

Big eyes and big ears, too.

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 10:42 PM
Me?

I'd kind of need pictures of all of these to formulate an image of you.

12.5 Wirehaired Pointing Griffon
12.5 Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever
12.5 Smooth Fox Terrier
12.5 Shiba Inu
12.5 Brittany
12.5 American Foxhound
12.5 Doberman Pinscher
12.5 Norwegian Lundehund

SDChiefs
01-13-2011, 10:45 PM
Im intrigued. Satisfy my thirst rainman.

Lumpy
01-13-2011, 10:46 PM
In. *WOOF*

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 10:47 PM
Im intrigued. Satisfy my thirst rainman.

100 Bichon Frise

You're adorable.

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 10:50 PM
In. *WOOF*

50 Silky Terrier
50 German Pinscher

You can guard banks and look good doing it.

Mr. Kotter
01-13-2011, 10:50 PM
Hit me, Kev. :hmmm:

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 10:51 PM
Hit me, Kev. :hmmm:

You're a mini-pin!

100 Miniature Pinscher

SDChiefs
01-13-2011, 10:51 PM
Wow. Always thought of myself as a german sheppard. No wonder I love real housewives of oc.

grandllama
01-13-2011, 10:53 PM
Sock it to me you peach bastard ;-)

Mr. Kotter
01-13-2011, 10:53 PM
You're a mini-pin!

100 Miniature Pinscher

A mini? For real? :doh!:

Lumpy
01-13-2011, 10:53 PM
50 Silky Terrier
50 German Pinscher

You can guard banks and look good doing it.

Kick ass! I approve! :thumb:

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 10:55 PM
Sock it to me you peach bastard ;-)

Your ancestors were very inclusive.

12.5 Irish Water Spaniel
12.5 Toy Fox Terrier
12.5 Pyrenean Shepherd
12.5 Shih Tzu
12.5 Manchester Terrier
12.5 Belgian Sheepdog
12.5 Entlebucher Mountain Dog
12.5 English Setter

Frankie
01-13-2011, 10:55 PM
If Chiefsplanet members were dogs...

Count me out Rain Man. I can't be a dog. I'm a horse.... If you catch my drift. ;)

luv
01-13-2011, 10:58 PM
I'd kind of need pictures of all of these to formulate an image of you.

12.5 Wirehaired Pointing Griffon
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7U_miPhHtZ0PQIWbXDhfUldq21Tm-DYkbsoeYd469ajZU65lqMA
12.5 Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCjdmFwamGHs_B26QyzsmMIFGvIAd2LEnKwjJdHQOrTt6U6s5-
12.5 Smooth Fox Terrier
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrAH0FmkLs9OeRKQu1SqXS7wFWoQ0dIBMfc3wAyX8Wz7S-LFv56g
12.5 Shiba Inu
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSIeOQkJVW10OtGsw3qVq7m4VCLxMVAzsSp8YcgICi_Pd1HtsxSPg
12.5 Brittany
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQaRMRsyJ0Elk_QZBVplDumMeNDVvxM3fdM_4Z-Eb20TXnRldSF
12.5 American Foxhound
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRefTPfHCgN_9jOHM4BvMaaUh2U7x5bX6Nm74sIdl-_bhJQWo7U
12.5 Doberman Pinscher
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS4MNp5yq5ztv7OJSI8EvYtbI8gEupGhkYaf8OaAUAfgGA7aXGdWg
12.5 Norwegian Lundehund
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6ISwLQL7BIQGH1yjLpN2vj2Fr8be3SVTcEuOcKRGfZOTSheZB


Hmmm....I'm glad I'm not a lap dog.

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 10:59 PM
Count me out Rain Man. I can't be a dog. I'm a horse.... If you catch my drift. ;)

Okay, you're out.

But if you were a dog, you'd be somewhat unique.

50 Great Pyrenees
50 Miniature Schnauzer

SDChiefs
01-13-2011, 10:59 PM
Hmmm....I'm glad I'm not a lap dog.

Don't discount yourself luv. You'll always be a lapdog to me...;)

grandllama
01-13-2011, 11:01 PM
Hmmm....I'm glad I'm not a lap dog.

you're a mutt... like me :-)

Glad to know I can fall back on this since 'science' decided I was a Taurus today instead of my beloved Gemini.

cmh6476
01-14-2011, 12:36 AM
do me baby

JOhn
01-14-2011, 12:37 AM
ME?

alanm
01-14-2011, 12:40 AM
Ok I'll play along. :hmmm:

Rain Man
01-14-2011, 12:50 AM
do me baby

50 Field Spaniel
50 Black and Tan Coonhound


You're our first of each of those, I think.

Rain Man
01-14-2011, 12:50 AM
ME?

50 Basset Hound
50 Airedale Terrier

JOhn
01-14-2011, 12:51 AM
50 Basset Hound
50 Airedale Terrier

:thumb:

I can live with that

Rain Man
01-14-2011, 12:52 AM
Ok I'll play along. :hmmm:

50 Weimaraner
12.5 Glen of Imaal Terrier
12.5 Rhodesian Ridgeback
12.5 Dandie Dinmont Terrier
12.5 Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Rhodesian Ridgeback has to be the best dog breed name ever.

RustShack
01-14-2011, 02:42 AM
Do me.

big nasty kcnut
01-14-2011, 03:01 AM
In

Rain Man
01-14-2011, 12:15 PM
Do me.

You be a beagle, man.

100 Beagle

Rain Man
01-14-2011, 12:16 PM
In

Big ol' cold-weather mutt.

25 Curly-Coated Retriever
25 Chow Chow
12.5 American Eskimo Dog
12.5 Great Pyrenees
12.5 Bluetick Coonhound
12.5 German Shepherd Dog

Chief Chief
01-14-2011, 03:46 PM
Hmmm....I'm glad I'm not a lap dog.

Your ancestral mothers are quite the undiscerning bitches.