if you could have sex with 1 woman

[LiveSteam]

who would it be?
For me it would be Judge Judy

[Pushead2]

who would it be?
For me it would be Judge Judy

I second Judge Judy...

[Jewish Rabbi]

Your mother

[rageeumr]

I already made that choice. Now I just have to live with it. Forever.

[blaise]

I'm having sex with Judge Judy right now. It's kind of boring, so I'm also on chiefsplanet.

[loochy]

John Goodman.

[LiveSteam]

Your mother

:thumb:

[CHENZ A!]

Thats the unpossible question my friend
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[chasedude]

Your mother
Damn, knew someone would beat me to it. :LOL:

[luv]

I second Judge Judy...

I doubt you want Live Steam's sloppy seconds.

[Jethopper]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:bGifAAD66mgY-M:http://www.weblo.com/communities/images/large/Justin_Bieber_4c21f229af637.jpg&t=1

Shes a fox

[Art Vader]

that chick who sewed the first American flag..... love that shit!

[scott free]

For me it would be Judge Judy

LMAO, she wont be such a smartmouthed hardass when she's bent over the couch, will she?

[Pants]

Natalie Portman before she turned into a FUCKING WHORE.

Why, Natalie? WHY?

/cry

[sedated]

that chick who sewed the first American flag..... love that shit!

the rigor mortis restores that tight, 13-year-old p^ssy.

[ChiefsNow]

Phyllis Diller while laughing.


notice my post is 666

[Zeke]

Kelli Croyle, and I want him to watch.

[the_spatula]

man, this thread...

[MTG#10]

Joan Rivers

[Zeke]

Joan Rivers

The thread title clearly states "woman"

[Rain Man]

Is there a woman somewhere who has the ability to get taller and shorter, curvier and leaner, and switch race and hair color occasionally? If so, her.

[ChiefsNow]

Is there a woman somewhere who has the ability to get taller and shorter, curvier and leaner, and switch race and hair color occasionally? If so, her.

problem is , she will switch sexes on you while you aren't looking.

[LiveSteam]

Nobody wants Nancy Pelosi ? WTF

[Detoxing]

What about those Hanson chicks?

[KurtCobain]

What about those Hanson chicks?

They have penises.

[beach tribe]

Rob Schnieder's (sp) 2nd daughter from the movie Grownups.

Jamie Chung
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh90/bbeal29/chung.jpg

[Iowanian]

I've already made my choice.....


but give me a crack at Oprah.....If I try real hard she might pay for return services.

[LiveSteam]

I've already made my choice.....


but give me a crack at Oprah.....If I try real hard she might pay for return services.

For you i was thinking Roseann Bar
Tom Arnold being an IOWA boy & all

[Pants]

I've already made my choice.....


but give me a crack at Oprah.....If I try real hard she might pay for return services.

That idea has already been entertained by Dave Chapelle. :(

[LiveSteam]

my dream 3 on 1
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[Marco Polo]

I already made that choice. Now I just have to live with it. Forever.

:LOL:

[Gadzooks]

I already made that choice. Now I just have to live with it. Forever.

LMAO

[Rain Man]

problem is , she will switch sexes on you while you aren't looking.

Any time she goes Thai, I'll check carefully before doing anything.

[KurtCobain]

The chick from the disney harry potter show, she just turned eightteen.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Carrie Underwood.

[Bane]

Michelle Obama.

[LiveSteam]

Michelle Obama.

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[Bane]

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Just thinking I could return the favor ya know.

[Detoxing]

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Now that you mention it, I'd totally tap Louis.

[Chief Henry]

The Progressive Insurance lady on those TV commercials...then Shania Twain.

[stevieray]

with a good woman, it's easier than you think.

[Fish]

Natalie Portman. Again.

[michaelj_58]

pamela anderson when she was 18 or maybe 17,when she still had her cherry darnitt.

[Ebolapox]

with a good woman, it's easier than you think.

what, to get them to have sex with you? :evil::thumb:LMAOo:-):drool::spock::doh!::harumph::hmmm:

[Iowanian]

I'd shag Oprah so good, Gale would experience the little death.

[LiveSteam]

I bet Dave Lane wants Mother Teresa

[Ebolapox]

for my pick, it should be rather obvious: gabriel giffords, RIGHT NOW (aka, while under medically induced coma). she couldn't say no to anal and you could get up and go without having to do any bullshit cuddling.

[Hog Farmer]

I've always wanted Pamela anderson !

[KCUnited]

Terry Schiavo's fine ass.

[ChiefsandO'sfan]

S.e cupp for sure
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[chasedude]

Sarah Palin, I'd PIIHB fer sure!

[LiveSteam]

Lets try this again.
NO HOT-TIES ALLOWED

[Pawnmower]

Oprah Winfrey - (sorry if repost)..

I would save DNA and file lawsuit

[BucEyedPea]

me, myself and I

[Rausch]

me, myself and I

:Lin:

[LiveSteam]

me, myself and I

We have a name for all that
Rose & her lil sisters
Good choice though

[KurtCobain]

Palin's thickish older daughter.

I want some.

[ChiefsandO'sfan]

Palin's thickish older daughter.

I want some.

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[LiveSteam]

Palin's thickish older daughter.

I want some.

you would drop her like a hot potato & hit up on old momzzzzzz
you know you would

[Shogun]

Blake Lively

http://www.bscreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/blake-lively.jpg

[ChiefsandO'sfan]

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SHE IS ONLY 17 GOTTA WAIT A COUPLE MONTHS

[Norman Einstein]

Nobody wants Nancy Pelosi ? WTF

Oh HELL NO! Not even with your dick!

[Norman Einstein]

me, myself and I

Don't leave that door that wide open. jeesh!

[BucEyedPea]

Blake Lively

http://www.bscreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/blake-lively.jpg

Nice shoes!

[KurtCobain]

So does nauilin Sarah and Bristol in the same bed count as one woman?

[Pants]

The Progressive Insurance lady on those TV commercials...then Shania Twain.

:shake:

[Amnorix]

Is there a woman somewhere who has the ability to get taller and shorter, curvier and leaner, and switch race and hair color occasionally? If so, her.

Mystique, from the X-Men then, and yes, me too. That.

[CoMoChief]

Jessica Biel

Gotta have a bitch with deadly curves

[JD10367]

That chick from the Chiefs postgame with the nice titties. If she's willing to fuck some dude in full view of the public on the hood of a car then she probably won't mind me gettin' some.

[WebGem]

http://minnesota.publicradio.org/collections/special/columns/news_cut/content_images/angie.jpg

Probably her, as long as the picture is recent.

Edit: Wow I'm a moron for not seeing the date in the picture. Was too focused on the girl I guess.

[pr_capone]

Your mother

Been there... the effort is commendable but the execution leaves much to be desired.

[JD10367]

http://minnesota.publicradio.org/collections/special/columns/news_cut/content_images/angie.jpg

Probably her, as long as the picture is recent.

Edit: Wow I'm a moron for not seeing the date in the picture. Was too focused on the girl I guess.

So you like when the pubes haven't kinked up yet, huh? When they're still nice and smooth and only go in one direction?

[|Zach|]

Alison Brie.

[spida_man23]

:hump: Jessica mother fuckin alba.... sexiest female in tha world :hump:

[jd1020]

Kate Beckinsale.

[Ebolapox]

I love how this thread has turned into I'M TOO BIG A FUCKING MORON TO GET THE POINT OF THE THREAD OR READ PREVIOUS POSTS HAHAHAHAHA

[JoeyChuckles]

Natalie Portman before she turned into a FUCKING WHORE.

Why, Natalie? WHY?

/cry

First real response. Way to ruin the thread buddy.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lD1Sq6JG8NI/SWlZ-pUSS9I/AAAAAAAABTc/xs23paLYxS8/s400/bridget_moynahan2.jpg

[JoeyChuckles]

I can't decide between Harriet Beecher Stowe and the Wendy's girl. I would wreck those chicks.

http://www.americaslibrary.gov/assets/jb/reform/jb_reform_beecher_1_e.gif

http://blogs.1077theend.com/files/2009/09/wendys.jpg

[Iowanian]

If Billay were able to post, I think he'd say Bukakeyepea because he's the only one here man enough to satisfy that floppy cootered tater hog.


I wouldn't say something that rude, but if billay were here......

[Tribal Warfare]

http://minnesota.publicradio.org/collections/special/columns/news_cut/content_images/angie.jpg

Probably her, as long as the picture is recent.

Edit: Wow I'm a moron for not seeing the date in the picture. Was too focused on the girl I guess.

FAIL

[Fumblerooski]

http://goodnessportland.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/AmyRoloff.article.jpg


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

[Nzoner]

I don't know who she is but damn do I love that bikini,especially the Nzone

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/halloween-football-bikini.jpg

[BIG_DADDY]

me, myself and I

Come on, what kind of girls are you attracted to?

[HoneyBadger]

I've always wanted Pamela anderson !

Have you also always want Hep?

[threebag02]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ks7sC_6UnhM/SI--TJR-KyI/AAAAAAAABNU/GS8-iwY4X4U/s400/ivanka_trump_l3.jpg

[WebGem]

FAIL

Fine.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZFjQyaVCd4Q/S-14IahDzEI/AAAAAAAABlY/CAqgqkTO8yw/s1600/maryse.jpg

That better?

MARYYYYYYYYYYYYSE

[LiveSteam]

Fine.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZFjQyaVCd4Q/S-14IahDzEI/AAAAAAAABlY/CAqgqkTO8yw/s1600/maryse.jpg

That better?

MARYYYYYYYYYYYYSE

I tonged her ass once it tasted SO GOOD

[Fumblerooski]

I tonged her ass once it tasted SO GOOD

I heard of such a girl... One that shits cupcakes... Never had the itch to see if the particular gal at the time was such a superstar... So I missed out. Congrats to you sir.

[threebag02]

http://goodnessportland.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/AmyRoloff.article.jpg


Finger Lickin Good

[luv]

me, myself and I

If I had to choose one, I'd definitely choose myself.

[ChiefsCountry]

http://images.askmen.com/specials/2010_top_99/carrie-underwood.jpg

[nstygma]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:bGifAAD66mgY-M:http://www.weblo.com/communities/images/large/Justin_Bieber_4c21f229af637.jpg&t=1

Shes a fox

rachel maddow? yuk

[pr_capone]

http://www.whatforever.info/podcasts/episodes/imgs/005/bridget.jpg

I would come if she just touched it.

[JOhn]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/midgethookers.png

[zonachief]

Janet Napolitano or Janet Reno

[JD10367]

http://www.whatforever.info/podcasts/episodes/imgs/005/bridget.jpg

I would come if she just touched it.

There's another hot vertically-challenged actress, she was in an episode of "CSI" a few years back. 36 years old. I would come if she just looked at it. :D

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs228.ash2/50354_40368662109_2089177_n.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/Meredith_Eaton-Gilden_1.jpg/220px-Meredith_Eaton-Gilden_1.jpg

Alas, she's married, to this lucky dude. I wonder if he just puts his hands on her hips and bench-presses her during sex. :whackit:

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/meredith-eaton-walk-hard-world-premiere-arrivals-0Gjap1.jpg

[Flachief58]

My dream girl /R8der

[beach tribe]

There's another hot vertically-challenged actress, she was in an episode of "CSI" a few years back. 36 years old. I would come if she just looked at it. :D

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs228.ash2/50354_40368662109_2089177_n.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/Meredith_Eaton-Gilden_1.jpg/220px-Meredith_Eaton-Gilden_1.jpg

Alas, she's married, to this lucky dude. I wonder if he just puts his hands on her hips and bench-presses her during sex. :whackit:

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/meredith-eaton-walk-hard-world-premiere-arrivals-0Gjap1.jpg

Dude is stoned as Fuck.

[Inspector]

Mrs. Inspector

I like being at home.

[beach tribe]

I have to say WOW.

A thread about the one woman you would bone, and it's full of children, and midgets.:shake:

[Graystoke]

Oh ya!
GIMME SPINICH BITCH!
http://i.somethingawful.com/u/dannymanic/Oliveoyl.jpg

[Norman Einstein]

I had the opportunity to choose.

I chose.

I did.

I still do.

[Dayze]

probably Jennifer Connolly; or Diane Lane

[Over-Head]

who would it be?
For me it would be Judge Judy
My wife ;)

[Over-Head]

I have to say WOW.

A thread about the one woman you would bone, and it's full of children, and midgets.:shake: yeah, and them dirty ole Chiefs have the nerve to talk about us jail trash Raiders :harumph:

[boogblaster]

Anyone under 30 wift bigg boobies and blonde hair .. not real scary would be a plus too .......

[JD10367]

I have to say WOW.

A thread about the one woman you would bone, and it's full of children, and midgets.:shake:

Well, at least it's not midget children. Good to know there are SOME standards around here.
















:rolleyes:

(typing "hot midget children" into his secure browser...)

[Lonewolf Ed]

If I could have sex with one woman... then it would be a very good year! :p

Wait... :huh:

:deevee:

Hmmph. They don't know what they're missing. :harumph:

[JD10367]

If I could have sex with one woman... then it would be a very good year! :p

Wait... :huh:

:deevee:

Hmmph. They don't know what they're missing. :harumph:

I'll let you know when I finally have sex with one. /InsertHatedPoster'sNameHere

[teedubya]

Flo from Mel's Diner.


Kiss Muh Grits!!!

[LiveSteam]

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[KC Tattoo]

Gogo
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She is so damn hot!!!

[threebag02]

Thread Title. Post. Views.
If you could have sex with 1 man 92 1,518
if you could have sex with 1 woman 112 3,513
________________________________________________

Somethings wrong. Are there 1,500 female members?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Yeah...all over your face, bitch.

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[Pioli Zombie]

Victoria Justice. When she turns 18 next month.

[chasedude]

Thread Title. Post. Views.
If you could have sex with 1 man 92 1,518
if you could have sex with 1 woman 112 3,513
________________________________________________

Somethings wrong. Are there 1,500 female members?

:LOL:

[Spott]

Brett Favre's sister.

[threebag02]

I bet she has a picture of "All The Bretts Stuff"

[btlook1]

perfection....

Laura VanderVoort from the V show...

[REDHOTGTO]

no question , jennifer aniston for me

[cardken]

Heather Morris (Glee) or January Jones (Mad Men). Look is similar so its a push.

[cardken]

Cancel that All time Greatest Heather Graham chick has never aged.

[btlook1]

Cancel that All time Greatest Heather Graham chick has never aged.

Very nice...she looks like she would be fun!

[CoMoChief]

no question , jennifer aniston for me

That woman is VERY hot. Gets better w/ age. Ultimate cougar IMO.

[Frankie]

Natalie Portman before she turned into a ****ING WHORE.

Why, Natalie? WHY?

/cry

My sentiment as well. I've been looking for Audry Hepburn's replacement and for a while I thought NP was it. :(

[Frankie]

for my pick, it should be rather obvious: gabriel giffords, RIGHT NOW (aka, while under medically induced coma). she couldn't say no to anal and you could get up and go without having to do any bullshit cuddling.

Over the line.

[Frankie]

Terry Schiavo's fine ass.

So is this.

[Frankie]

Sarah Palin, I'd PIIHB fer sure!

Only if she would shut her mouth during. Which with me is impossible for any woman, let alone her.

[Frankie]

http://minnesota.publicradio.org/collections/special/columns/news_cut/content_images/angie.jpg

Probably her, as long as the picture is recent.

Edit: Wow I'm a moron for not seeing the date in the picture. Was too focused on the girl I guess.

OTL 2.

[Ebolapox]

Over the line.

you're a fucking retard, frankie. it's an irony thread. you don't pick an attractive woman, you pick some lady that will push the shock value. go buy a fucking clue, moron.

[Al Bundy]

RedNFiesty.

[Ebolapox]

I mean, did you even read the first 20 responses or so? it's not damned rocket science, persian.

[Frankie]

Anyone under 30 wift bigg boobies and blonde hair .. not real scary would be a plus too .......

There ya go. She's a MYLF, ain't she?

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_285/1215124331QsLUr9.jpg

[Ebolapox]

There ya go. She's a MYLF, ain't she?

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_285/1215124331QsLUr9.jpg

OMGZ FRANKIE THATS OVER TEH LINE CAUSE IM LIKE OFFENDED OMG OMG OTL!!!1

[Frankie]

you're a ****ing retard, frankie. it's an irony thread. you don't pick an attractive woman, you pick some lady that will push the shock value. go buy a ****ing clue, moron.

Some jokes are just tasteless, irony or not. That's all. I just mentioned my opinion and you certainly proved my point of your classlessness by calling me names when I had kept my post respectful. :shake:

[Frankie]

OMGZ FRANKIE THATS OVER TEH LINE CAUSE IM LIKE OFFENDED OMG OMG OTL!!!1

Flushshshsh......

Are you gone yet?

[Ebolapox]

Some jokes are just tasteless, irony or not. That's all. I just mentioned my opinion and you certainly proved my point of your classlessness by calling me names when I had kept my post respectful. :shake:

here's the thing: I'm one of those crazy people who call it like it is. if somebody doesn't get the point of it (and this has happened with you before, fwiw), I call them an idiot. idiot is a word used for the clueless among us who are a little mentally slow. there's a difference between classlessness and crass. I'll own up to crass, but sometimes people need to be called on their idiocy.

[Ebolapox]

Flushshshsh......

Are you gone yet?

door swings both ways. I mean, I could REALLY go over the line if you'd like.

[LiveSteam]

you're a ****ing retard, frankie. it's an irony thread. you don't pick an attractive woman, you pick some lady that will push the shock value. go buy a ****ing clue, moron.

Seems Frankie needs some help. IF the Lone ranger wont have his baby
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[Calcountry]

That chick on the Verizon commercial, that gets up to take a dip while the dipshit is watching Adrian Peterson.

[Frankie]

here's the thing: I'm one of those crazy people who call it like it is. if somebody doesn't get the point of it (and this has happened with you before, fwiw), I call them an idiot. idiot is a word used for the clueless among us who are a little mentally slow. there's a difference between classlessness and crass. I'll own up to crass, but sometimes people need to be called on their idiocy.

Good for you. Now GO. :rolleyes:

[threebag02]

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb297/skytje1412/fat-bitch.jpg








Still better than checking out the "if I could have sex with 1 man thread"

[threebag02]

Find a fold and...

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

http://www.mileanhour.com/files/2010/3/amputees0.jpg

[Ebolapox]

Good for you. Now GO. :rolleyes:

calm down there, zorro. fuck, isn't that show decadent or some shit? don't they cut women's clits off if they watch the lone zorro? or, was that if they have independent thoughts?


and yeah... I change my mind. I want frankie's wife so I can push her shit in with my throbbing boner. then, I'll give her the combination donkey punch and dirty sanchez. the dirty donkey sanchez.