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LiveSteam
01-12-2011, 04:44 PM
who would it be?
For me it would be Judge Judy

Pushead2
01-12-2011, 04:44 PM
who would it be?
For me it would be Judge Judy

I second Judge Judy...

Jewish Rabbi
01-12-2011, 04:45 PM
Your mother

rageeumr
01-12-2011, 04:45 PM
I already made that choice. Now I just have to live with it. Forever.

blaise
01-12-2011, 04:45 PM
I'm having sex with Judge Judy right now. It's kind of boring, so I'm also on chiefsplanet.

loochy
01-12-2011, 04:45 PM
John Goodman.

LiveSteam
01-12-2011, 04:46 PM
Your mother

:thumb:

CHENZ A!
01-12-2011, 04:46 PM
Thats the unpossible question my friend
Posted via Mobile Device

chasedude
01-12-2011, 04:46 PM
Your mother
Damn, knew someone would beat me to it. :LOL:

luv
01-12-2011, 04:46 PM
I second Judge Judy...

I doubt you want Live Steam's sloppy seconds.

Jethopper
01-12-2011, 04:47 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:bGifAAD66mgY-M:http://www.weblo.com/communities/images/large/Justin_Bieber_4c21f229af637.jpg&t=1

Shes a fox

Art Vader
01-12-2011, 04:51 PM
that chick who sewed the first American flag..... love that shit!

Easy 6
01-12-2011, 04:53 PM
For me it would be Judge Judy

LMAO, she wont be such a smartmouthed hardass when she's bent over the couch, will she?

Pants
01-12-2011, 04:54 PM
Natalie Portman before she turned into a FUCKING WHORE.

Why, Natalie? WHY?

/cry

sedated
01-12-2011, 04:56 PM
that chick who sewed the first American flag..... love that shit!

the rigor mortis restores that tight, 13-year-old p^ssy.

ChiefsNow
01-12-2011, 04:58 PM
Phyllis Diller while laughing.


notice my post is 666

Zeke
01-12-2011, 04:59 PM
Kelli Croyle, and I want him to watch.

SPATCH
01-12-2011, 04:59 PM
man, this thread...

MTG#10
01-12-2011, 05:03 PM
Joan Rivers

Zeke
01-12-2011, 05:04 PM
Joan Rivers

The thread title clearly states "woman"

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 05:05 PM
Is there a woman somewhere who has the ability to get taller and shorter, curvier and leaner, and switch race and hair color occasionally? If so, her.

ChiefsNow
01-12-2011, 05:07 PM
Is there a woman somewhere who has the ability to get taller and shorter, curvier and leaner, and switch race and hair color occasionally? If so, her.

problem is , she will switch sexes on you while you aren't looking.

LiveSteam
01-12-2011, 05:07 PM
Nobody wants Nancy Pelosi ? WTF

Detoxing
01-12-2011, 05:08 PM
What about those Hanson chicks?

KurtCobain
01-12-2011, 05:11 PM
What about those Hanson chicks?

They have penises.

beach tribe
01-12-2011, 05:11 PM
Rob Schnieder's (sp) 2nd daughter from the movie Grownups.

Jamie Chung
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh90/bbeal29/chung.jpg

Iowanian
01-12-2011, 05:13 PM
I've already made my choice.....


but give me a crack at Oprah.....If I try real hard she might pay for return services.

LiveSteam
01-12-2011, 05:15 PM
I've already made my choice.....


but give me a crack at Oprah.....If I try real hard she might pay for return services.

For you i was thinking Roseann Bar
Tom Arnold being an IOWA boy & all

Pants
01-12-2011, 05:17 PM
I've already made my choice.....


but give me a crack at Oprah.....If I try real hard she might pay for return services.

That idea has already been entertained by Dave Chapelle. :(

LiveSteam
01-12-2011, 05:19 PM
my dream 3 on 1
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Marco Polo
01-12-2011, 05:21 PM
I already made that choice. Now I just have to live with it. Forever.

:LOL:

Gadzooks
01-12-2011, 05:22 PM
I already made that choice. Now I just have to live with it. Forever.

LMAO

Rain Man
01-12-2011, 05:26 PM
problem is , she will switch sexes on you while you aren't looking.

Any time she goes Thai, I'll check carefully before doing anything.

KurtCobain
01-12-2011, 05:26 PM
The chick from the disney harry potter show, she just turned eightteen.

Count Alex's Losses
01-12-2011, 05:27 PM
Carrie Underwood.

Bane
01-12-2011, 05:29 PM
Michelle Obama.

LiveSteam
01-12-2011, 05:33 PM
Michelle Obama.

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Bane
01-12-2011, 05:34 PM
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Just thinking I could return the favor ya know.

Detoxing
01-12-2011, 05:34 PM
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Now that you mention it, I'd totally tap Louis.

Chief Henry
01-12-2011, 05:38 PM
The Progressive Insurance lady on those TV commercials...then Shania Twain.

stevieray
01-12-2011, 05:42 PM
with a good woman, it's easier than you think.

Fish
01-12-2011, 05:44 PM
Natalie Portman. Again.

michaelj_58
01-12-2011, 05:44 PM
pamela anderson when she was 18 or maybe 17,when she still had her cherry darnitt.

Ebolapox
01-12-2011, 05:47 PM
with a good woman, it's easier than you think.

what, to get them to have sex with you? :evil::thumb:LMAOo:-):drool::spock::doh!::harumph::hmmm:

Iowanian
01-12-2011, 05:47 PM
I'd shag Oprah so good, Gale would experience the little death.

LiveSteam
01-12-2011, 05:50 PM
I bet Dave Lane wants Mother Teresa

Ebolapox
01-12-2011, 05:52 PM
for my pick, it should be rather obvious: gabriel giffords, RIGHT NOW (aka, while under medically induced coma). she couldn't say no to anal and you could get up and go without having to do any bullshit cuddling.

Hog Farmer
01-12-2011, 05:53 PM
I've always wanted Pamela anderson !

KCUnited
01-12-2011, 05:56 PM
Terry Schiavo's fine ass.

ChiefsandO'sfan
01-12-2011, 05:57 PM
S.e cupp for sure
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chasedude
01-12-2011, 05:59 PM
Sarah Palin, I'd PIIHB fer sure!

LiveSteam
01-12-2011, 06:01 PM
Lets try this again.
NO HOT-TIES ALLOWED

Pawnmower
01-12-2011, 06:02 PM
Oprah Winfrey - (sorry if repost)..

I would save DNA and file lawsuit

BucEyedPea
01-12-2011, 06:14 PM
me, myself and I

Rausch
01-12-2011, 06:15 PM
me, myself and I

:Lin:

LiveSteam
01-12-2011, 06:16 PM
me, myself and I

We have a name for all that
Rose & her lil sisters
Good choice though

KurtCobain
01-12-2011, 06:16 PM
Palin's thickish older daughter.

I want some.

ChiefsandO'sfan
01-12-2011, 06:18 PM
Palin's thickish older daughter.

I want some.

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LiveSteam
01-12-2011, 06:18 PM
Palin's thickish older daughter.

I want some.

you would drop her like a hot potato & hit up on old momzzzzzz
you know you would

Shogun
01-12-2011, 06:18 PM
Blake Lively

http://www.bscreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/blake-lively.jpg

ChiefsandO'sfan
01-12-2011, 06:21 PM
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SHE IS ONLY 17 GOTTA WAIT A COUPLE MONTHS

Norman Einstein
01-12-2011, 06:24 PM
Nobody wants Nancy Pelosi ? WTF

Oh HELL NO! Not even with your dick!

Norman Einstein
01-12-2011, 06:25 PM
me, myself and I

Don't leave that door that wide open. jeesh!

BucEyedPea
01-12-2011, 06:25 PM
Blake Lively

http://www.bscreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/blake-lively.jpg

Nice shoes!

KurtCobain
01-12-2011, 06:28 PM
So does nauilin Sarah and Bristol in the same bed count as one woman?

Pants
01-12-2011, 06:30 PM
The Progressive Insurance lady on those TV commercials...then Shania Twain.

:shake:

Amnorix
01-12-2011, 07:30 PM
Is there a woman somewhere who has the ability to get taller and shorter, curvier and leaner, and switch race and hair color occasionally? If so, her.

Mystique, from the X-Men then, and yes, me too. That.

CoMoChief
01-12-2011, 07:40 PM
Jessica Biel

Gotta have a bitch with deadly curves

JD10367
01-12-2011, 08:04 PM
That chick from the Chiefs postgame with the nice titties. If she's willing to fuck some dude in full view of the public on the hood of a car then she probably won't mind me gettin' some.

WebGem
01-12-2011, 08:05 PM
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/collections/special/columns/news_cut/content_images/angie.jpg

Probably her, as long as the picture is recent.

Edit: Wow I'm a moron for not seeing the date in the picture. Was too focused on the girl I guess.

pr_capone
01-12-2011, 08:06 PM
Your mother

Been there... the effort is commendable but the execution leaves much to be desired.

JD10367
01-12-2011, 08:07 PM
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/collections/special/columns/news_cut/content_images/angie.jpg

Probably her, as long as the picture is recent.

Edit: Wow I'm a moron for not seeing the date in the picture. Was too focused on the girl I guess.

So you like when the pubes haven't kinked up yet, huh? When they're still nice and smooth and only go in one direction?

|Zach|
01-12-2011, 08:11 PM
Alison Brie.

spida_man23
01-12-2011, 08:13 PM
:hump: Jessica mother fuckin alba.... sexiest female in tha world :hump:

jd1020
01-12-2011, 08:38 PM
Kate Beckinsale.

Ebolapox
01-12-2011, 08:39 PM
I love how this thread has turned into I'M TOO BIG A FUCKING MORON TO GET THE POINT OF THE THREAD OR READ PREVIOUS POSTS HAHAHAHAHA

JoeyChuckles
01-12-2011, 09:16 PM
Natalie Portman before she turned into a FUCKING WHORE.

Why, Natalie? WHY?

/cry

First real response. Way to ruin the thread buddy.

Sweet Daddy Hate
01-12-2011, 09:24 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lD1Sq6JG8NI/SWlZ-pUSS9I/AAAAAAAABTc/xs23paLYxS8/s400/bridget_moynahan2.jpg

JoeyChuckles
01-12-2011, 09:25 PM
I can't decide between Harriet Beecher Stowe and the Wendy's girl. I would wreck those chicks.

http://www.americaslibrary.gov/assets/jb/reform/jb_reform_beecher_1_e.gif

http://blogs.1077theend.com/files/2009/09/wendys.jpg

Iowanian
01-12-2011, 09:26 PM
If Billay were able to post, I think he'd say Bukakeyepea because he's the only one here man enough to satisfy that floppy cootered tater hog.


I wouldn't say something that rude, but if billay were here......

Tribal Warfare
01-12-2011, 10:10 PM
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/collections/special/columns/news_cut/content_images/angie.jpg

Probably her, as long as the picture is recent.

Edit: Wow I'm a moron for not seeing the date in the picture. Was too focused on the girl I guess.

FAIL

Fumblerooski
01-12-2011, 10:45 PM
http://goodnessportland.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/AmyRoloff.article.jpg


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Nzoner
01-12-2011, 10:50 PM
I don't know who she is but damn do I love that bikini,especially the Nzone

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/halloween-football-bikini.jpg

BIG_DADDY
01-12-2011, 10:52 PM
me, myself and I

Come on, what kind of girls are you attracted to?

HoneyBadger
01-12-2011, 10:59 PM
I've always wanted Pamela anderson !

Have you also always want Hep?

threebag02
01-12-2011, 11:01 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ks7sC_6UnhM/SI--TJR-KyI/AAAAAAAABNU/GS8-iwY4X4U/s400/ivanka_trump_l3.jpg

WebGem
01-12-2011, 11:04 PM
FAIL

Fine.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZFjQyaVCd4Q/S-14IahDzEI/AAAAAAAABlY/CAqgqkTO8yw/s1600/maryse.jpg

That better?

MARYYYYYYYYYYYYSE

LiveSteam
01-12-2011, 11:12 PM
Fine.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZFjQyaVCd4Q/S-14IahDzEI/AAAAAAAABlY/CAqgqkTO8yw/s1600/maryse.jpg

That better?

MARYYYYYYYYYYYYSE

I tonged her ass once it tasted SO GOOD

Fumblerooski
01-12-2011, 11:16 PM
I tonged her ass once it tasted SO GOOD

I heard of such a girl... One that shits cupcakes... Never had the itch to see if the particular gal at the time was such a superstar... So I missed out. Congrats to you sir.

threebag02
01-12-2011, 11:19 PM
http://goodnessportland.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/AmyRoloff.article.jpg


Finger Lickin Good

luv
01-12-2011, 11:21 PM
me, myself and I

If I had to choose one, I'd definitely choose myself.

ChiefsCountry
01-12-2011, 11:25 PM
http://images.askmen.com/specials/2010_top_99/carrie-underwood.jpg

nstygma
01-13-2011, 01:05 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:bGifAAD66mgY-M:http://www.weblo.com/communities/images/large/Justin_Bieber_4c21f229af637.jpg&t=1

Shes a fox

rachel maddow? yuk

pr_capone
01-13-2011, 01:08 AM
http://www.whatforever.info/podcasts/episodes/imgs/005/bridget.jpg

I would come if she just touched it.

JOhn
01-13-2011, 01:10 AM
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/midgethookers.png

zonachief
01-13-2011, 01:41 AM
Janet Napolitano or Janet Reno

JD10367
01-13-2011, 06:30 AM
http://www.whatforever.info/podcasts/episodes/imgs/005/bridget.jpg

I would come if she just touched it.

There's another hot vertically-challenged actress, she was in an episode of "CSI" a few years back. 36 years old. I would come if she just looked at it. :D

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs228.ash2/50354_40368662109_2089177_n.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/Meredith_Eaton-Gilden_1.jpg/220px-Meredith_Eaton-Gilden_1.jpg

Alas, she's married, to this lucky dude. I wonder if he just puts his hands on her hips and bench-presses her during sex. :whackit:

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/meredith-eaton-walk-hard-world-premiere-arrivals-0Gjap1.jpg

Flachief58
01-13-2011, 07:12 AM
My dream girl /R8der

beach tribe
01-13-2011, 07:42 AM
There's another hot vertically-challenged actress, she was in an episode of "CSI" a few years back. 36 years old. I would come if she just looked at it. :D

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs228.ash2/50354_40368662109_2089177_n.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/Meredith_Eaton-Gilden_1.jpg/220px-Meredith_Eaton-Gilden_1.jpg

Alas, she's married, to this lucky dude. I wonder if he just puts his hands on her hips and bench-presses her during sex. :whackit:

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/meredith-eaton-walk-hard-world-premiere-arrivals-0Gjap1.jpg

Dude is stoned as Fuck.

Inspector
01-13-2011, 07:44 AM
Mrs. Inspector

I like being at home.

beach tribe
01-13-2011, 07:45 AM
I have to say WOW.

A thread about the one woman you would bone, and it's full of children, and midgets.:shake:

Graystoke
01-13-2011, 08:01 AM
Oh ya!
GIMME SPINICH BITCH!
http://i.somethingawful.com/u/dannymanic/Oliveoyl.jpg

Norman Einstein
01-13-2011, 08:08 AM
I had the opportunity to choose.

I chose.

I did.

I still do.

Dayze
01-13-2011, 09:39 AM
probably Jennifer Connolly; or Diane Lane

Over-Head
01-13-2011, 10:40 AM
who would it be?
For me it would be Judge Judy
My wife ;)

Over-Head
01-13-2011, 10:41 AM
I have to say WOW.

A thread about the one woman you would bone, and it's full of children, and midgets.:shake: yeah, and them dirty ole Chiefs have the nerve to talk about us jail trash Raiders :harumph:

boogblaster
01-13-2011, 11:38 AM
Anyone under 30 wift bigg boobies and blonde hair .. not real scary would be a plus too .......

JD10367
01-13-2011, 11:41 AM
I have to say WOW.

A thread about the one woman you would bone, and it's full of children, and midgets.:shake:

Well, at least it's not midget children. Good to know there are SOME standards around here.
















:rolleyes:

(typing "hot midget children" into his secure browser...)

Lonewolf Ed
01-13-2011, 11:42 AM
If I could have sex with one woman... then it would be a very good year! :p

Wait... :huh:

:deevee:

Hmmph. They don't know what they're missing. :harumph:

JD10367
01-13-2011, 11:44 AM
If I could have sex with one woman... then it would be a very good year! :p

Wait... :huh:

:deevee:

Hmmph. They don't know what they're missing. :harumph:

I'll let you know when I finally have sex with one. /InsertHatedPoster'sNameHere

teedubya
01-13-2011, 11:45 AM
Flo from Mel's Diner.


Kiss Muh Grits!!!

LiveSteam
01-13-2011, 11:49 AM
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KC Tattoo
01-14-2011, 02:29 PM
Gogo
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She is so damn hot!!!

threebag02
01-14-2011, 07:24 PM
Thread Title. Post. Views.
If you could have sex with 1 man 92 1,518
if you could have sex with 1 woman 112 3,513
________________________________________________

Somethings wrong. Are there 1,500 female members?

Count Alex's Losses
01-14-2011, 07:32 PM
Yeah...all over your face, bitch.

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Pioli Zombie
01-14-2011, 07:40 PM
Victoria Justice. When she turns 18 next month.

chasedude
01-14-2011, 07:43 PM
Thread Title. Post. Views.
If you could have sex with 1 man 92 1,518
if you could have sex with 1 woman 112 3,513
________________________________________________

Somethings wrong. Are there 1,500 female members?

:LOL:

Spott
01-14-2011, 08:59 PM
Brett Favre's sister.

threebag02
01-14-2011, 09:44 PM
I bet she has a picture of "All The Bretts Stuff"

btlook1
01-15-2011, 02:10 AM
perfection....

Laura VanderVoort from the V show...

REDHOTGTO
01-15-2011, 02:23 AM
no question , jennifer aniston for me

cardken
01-15-2011, 11:34 AM
Heather Morris (Glee) or January Jones (Mad Men). Look is similar so its a push.

cardken
01-15-2011, 11:37 AM
Cancel that All time Greatest Heather Graham chick has never aged.

btlook1
01-15-2011, 12:20 PM
Cancel that All time Greatest Heather Graham chick has never aged.

Very nice...she looks like she would be fun!

CoMoChief
01-15-2011, 12:29 PM
no question , jennifer aniston for me

That woman is VERY hot. Gets better w/ age. Ultimate cougar IMO.

Frankie
01-15-2011, 12:57 PM
Natalie Portman before she turned into a ****ING WHORE.

Why, Natalie? WHY?

/cry

My sentiment as well. I've been looking for Audry Hepburn's replacement and for a while I thought NP was it. :(

Frankie
01-15-2011, 01:01 PM
for my pick, it should be rather obvious: gabriel giffords, RIGHT NOW (aka, while under medically induced coma). she couldn't say no to anal and you could get up and go without having to do any bullshit cuddling.

Over the line.

Frankie
01-15-2011, 01:01 PM
Terry Schiavo's fine ass.

So is this.

Frankie
01-15-2011, 01:03 PM
Sarah Palin, I'd PIIHB fer sure!

Only if she would shut her mouth during. Which with me is impossible for any woman, let alone her.

Frankie
01-15-2011, 01:06 PM
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/collections/special/columns/news_cut/content_images/angie.jpg

Probably her, as long as the picture is recent.

Edit: Wow I'm a moron for not seeing the date in the picture. Was too focused on the girl I guess.

OTL 2.

Ebolapox
01-15-2011, 01:07 PM
Over the line.

you're a fucking retard, frankie. it's an irony thread. you don't pick an attractive woman, you pick some lady that will push the shock value. go buy a fucking clue, moron.

Al Bundy
01-15-2011, 01:08 PM
RedNFiesty.

Ebolapox
01-15-2011, 01:08 PM
I mean, did you even read the first 20 responses or so? it's not damned rocket science, persian.

Frankie
01-15-2011, 01:14 PM
Anyone under 30 wift bigg boobies and blonde hair .. not real scary would be a plus too .......

There ya go. She's a MYLF, ain't she?

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_285/1215124331QsLUr9.jpg

Ebolapox
01-15-2011, 01:16 PM
There ya go. She's a MYLF, ain't she?

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_285/1215124331QsLUr9.jpg

OMGZ FRANKIE THATS OVER TEH LINE CAUSE IM LIKE OFFENDED OMG OMG OTL!!!1

Frankie
01-15-2011, 01:19 PM
you're a ****ing retard, frankie. it's an irony thread. you don't pick an attractive woman, you pick some lady that will push the shock value. go buy a ****ing clue, moron.

Some jokes are just tasteless, irony or not. That's all. I just mentioned my opinion and you certainly proved my point of your classlessness by calling me names when I had kept my post respectful. :shake:

Frankie
01-15-2011, 01:20 PM
OMGZ FRANKIE THATS OVER TEH LINE CAUSE IM LIKE OFFENDED OMG OMG OTL!!!1

Flushshshsh......

Are you gone yet?

Ebolapox
01-15-2011, 01:21 PM
Some jokes are just tasteless, irony or not. That's all. I just mentioned my opinion and you certainly proved my point of your classlessness by calling me names when I had kept my post respectful. :shake:

here's the thing: I'm one of those crazy people who call it like it is. if somebody doesn't get the point of it (and this has happened with you before, fwiw), I call them an idiot. idiot is a word used for the clueless among us who are a little mentally slow. there's a difference between classlessness and crass. I'll own up to crass, but sometimes people need to be called on their idiocy.

Ebolapox
01-15-2011, 01:22 PM
Flushshshsh......

Are you gone yet?

door swings both ways. I mean, I could REALLY go over the line if you'd like.

LiveSteam
01-15-2011, 01:25 PM
you're a ****ing retard, frankie. it's an irony thread. you don't pick an attractive woman, you pick some lady that will push the shock value. go buy a ****ing clue, moron.

Seems Frankie needs some help. IF the Lone ranger wont have his baby
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Calcountry
01-15-2011, 01:52 PM
That chick on the Verizon commercial, that gets up to take a dip while the dipshit is watching Adrian Peterson.

Frankie
01-15-2011, 02:08 PM
here's the thing: I'm one of those crazy people who call it like it is. if somebody doesn't get the point of it (and this has happened with you before, fwiw), I call them an idiot. idiot is a word used for the clueless among us who are a little mentally slow. there's a difference between classlessness and crass. I'll own up to crass, but sometimes people need to be called on their idiocy.

Good for you. Now GO. :rolleyes:

threebag02
01-15-2011, 02:44 PM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb297/skytje1412/fat-bitch.jpg








Still better than checking out the "if I could have sex with 1 man thread"

threebag02
01-15-2011, 02:45 PM
Find a fold and...

BillSelfsTrophycase
01-15-2011, 03:26 PM
http://www.mileanhour.com/files/2010/3/amputees0.jpg

Ebolapox
01-15-2011, 04:10 PM
Good for you. Now GO. :rolleyes:

calm down there, zorro. fuck, isn't that show decadent or some shit? don't they cut women's clits off if they watch the lone zorro? or, was that if they have independent thoughts?


and yeah... I change my mind. I want frankie's wife so I can push her shit in with my throbbing boner. then, I'll give her the combination donkey punch and dirty sanchez. the dirty donkey sanchez.