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Over-Head
01-12-2011, 05:41 PM
She was in the kitchen, preparing soft-boiled eggs.
As I walked in, she turned to me and said softly,
You've got to make love to me this very moment!
I thought,Am I still dreamin!
Not wanting to lose the moment, I gave it my
...all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, Thanks, and returned to the stove.
A little puzzled, I asked,
What was that all about?
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

bevischief
01-12-2011, 06:00 PM
She was in the kitchen, preparing soft-boiled eggs.
As I walked in, she turned to me and said softly,
You've got to make love to me this very moment!
I thought,Am I still dreamin!
Not wanting to lose the moment, I gave it my
...all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, Thanks, and returned to the stove.
A little puzzled, I asked,
What was that all about?
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

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KurtCobain
01-12-2011, 06:02 PM
She was my best friend in highschool
good body decent tits and she came over
to my house for dinner one time
and i made her jump up and down
on my couch with a white wet shirt on
and she told me i was cute
and she asked me if I wanted to go
out to dennys instead of what i cooked
so i shot her in the head

DA_T_84
01-12-2011, 06:20 PM
She had a mustache so
I asked her to shave
she said No in her burly voice
as she removed her wranglers
and flannel pearl snap shirt
she took off her trucker hat right before
I saw her penis and it looked at me
at that moment I knew that
Mark wasn't the girl I thought she'd be