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Lumpy
01-12-2011, 11:19 PM
I told myself that in 2011 I was going to get in shape and do something fun and out of the ordinary. It didn't cross my mind to join a football team, (I was thinking more along the lines of roller derby). I have a lot of stress in my life and I think inflicting pain against another woman might just be what I need to get out of my funk. :evil:

However, I checked out the Nebraska Stampede website via an ad on Craigslist. They're looking for players for the 2011 season. After clicking on a few of the links, I clicked on the profiles link...

http://www.nebraskastampede.com/profiles.htm

:eek: Holy crap!!! If the chicks on the other teams look like these gals, I would get my ass kicked!

I think I'm just going to join a book club. Do you think they would be pissed if I hit them over the head w/ a novel? LMAO

luv
01-12-2011, 11:22 PM
Roller derby.

Baconeater
01-12-2011, 11:27 PM
No fucking way I'm clicking on that link.

mohammedhali
01-12-2011, 11:27 PM
Best you could do is try, and you might enjoy pounding one girl and in return getting pounded by two on the field. Plus, if you walk away from the beating at the end, you'll probably realize that it wasn't so bad.

Lumpy
01-12-2011, 11:29 PM
No ****ing way I'm clicking on that link.

LMAO Chicken?

Fumblerooski
01-12-2011, 11:32 PM
There's always the LFL.... Thats not as much ass kicked as it is kick ass...

http://www.lflus.com/

LiveSteam
01-12-2011, 11:33 PM
Pawnmower can your 1/2 back or split end

WebGem
01-12-2011, 11:34 PM
This is the league I picture TheGuardian going for MVP in. And failing.

Lumpy
01-12-2011, 11:36 PM
Best you could do is try, and you might enjoy pounding one girl and in return getting pounded by two on the field. Plus, if you walk away from the beating at the end, you'll probably realize that it wasn't so bad.

Actually, I played quite a bit of sandlot football when I was younger, (of course I was the only girl playing). If I was in the same shape I was in back then, I wouldn't even hesitate to at least try out.

Buehler445
01-12-2011, 11:42 PM
http://www.nebraskastampede.com/images/P1013963.jpg

You don't think this gal can QB you to victory?

Baconeater
01-12-2011, 11:48 PM
http://www.nebraskastampede.com/images/P1013963.jpg

You don't think this gal can QB you to victory?
Her>Matt Cassel

CaliforniaChief
01-12-2011, 11:50 PM
Abby needs more carries.

Lumpy
01-12-2011, 11:50 PM
http://www.nebraskastampede.com/images/P1013963.jpg

You don't think this gal can QB you to victory?

Meh. I don't know. How does she throw w/o her 'girls' getting in the way?

Buehler445
01-12-2011, 11:50 PM
Her>Matt Cassel

I can't come up with a valid argument.

philfree
01-12-2011, 11:58 PM
There's always the LFL.... Thats not as much ass kicked as it is kick ass...

http://www.lflus.com/

The Lingerie Bowl is tomorrow?

What a coincidence!


PhilFree:arrow:

ChiefsCountry
01-12-2011, 11:58 PM
http://www.nebraskastampede.com/images/ashley.jpg

philfree
01-13-2011, 12:03 AM
The Lingerie Bowl is tomorrow?

What a coincidence!


PhilFree:arrow:

No wait...It's on Feb. 6th.

Tylerthigpen!1!
01-13-2011, 12:05 AM
Honestly you would do fine. Most of them probably have normal testosterone levels. I've talked to a couple girls that play rugby and they said there is a lot of "hooking up" going on however. I would think football would be the same way.

Lumpy
01-13-2011, 12:12 AM
Honestly you would do fine. Most of them probably have normal testosterone levels. I've talked to a couple girls that play rugby and they said there is a lot of "hooking up" going on however. I would think football would be the same way.

I'm just here to play football, not munch carpet! ~ Lumpy

:D

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 12:53 PM
Go for it. Live the dream. You can outrun the big ones.

Pestilence
01-13-2011, 12:56 PM
Those are chicks? JFC.

CHENZ A!
01-13-2011, 01:00 PM
Yeah roller derby at least has some hot chicks.. I looked at the whole roster, and only saw one that I maybe would
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Dave Lane
01-13-2011, 01:02 PM
If you were in KC you could play with us. We have 65 year old guys playing and we have a blast with people on here. Come out Saturday and be ready to rumble :)

I told myself that in 2011 I was going to get in shape and do something fun and out of the ordinary. It didn't cross my mind to join a football team, (I was thinking more along the lines of roller derby). I have a lot of stress in my life and I think inflicting pain against another woman might just be what I need to get out of my funk. :evil:

However, I checked out the Nebraska Stampede website via an ad on Craigslist. They're looking for players for the 2011 season. After clicking on a few of the links, I clicked on the profiles link...

http://www.nebraskastampede.com/profiles.htm

:eek: Holy crap!!! If the chicks on the other teams look like these gals, I would get my ass kicked!

I think I'm just going to join a book club. Do you think they would be pissed if I hit them over the head w/ a novel? LMAO

Bill Lundberg
01-13-2011, 01:02 PM
http://www.nebraskastampede.com/2010%20Players/IMG_7028.jpg

That's not a woman. That's a man, man. /austinpowersvoice

Sofa King
01-13-2011, 01:07 PM
That's obviously the headquarters for dykes.

DMAC
01-13-2011, 01:38 PM
As I scrolled, I noticed one girls nickname was "boner".

Sofa King
01-13-2011, 01:44 PM
Those are chicks? JFC.

you'd hit all of them. no doubt about it.

bevischief
01-13-2011, 01:44 PM
Looks like a prison team from those photos.

Lonewolf Ed
01-13-2011, 01:49 PM
Meh. I don't know. How does she throw w/o her 'girls' getting in the way?

She could throw like Bernie Kosar and it would work out fine.

burt
01-13-2011, 03:14 PM
I'm just here to play football, not munch carpet! ~ Lumpy

:D

If you change your mind, can I run the camera?

Lumpy
01-13-2011, 09:28 PM
If you don't mind, can I clean your house?

Absolutely! :thumb:

Lumpy
01-13-2011, 09:37 PM
Roller derby.

http://www.omaharollergirls.org/


Yeah, I'm kind of thinking this would be more fun. Unfortunately tryouts aren't until this Fall. :huh:

luv
01-13-2011, 09:38 PM
http://www.omaharollergirls.org/


Yeah, I'm kind of thinking this would be more fun. Unfortunately tryouts aren't until this Fall. :huh:

Weird. I think the Springfield Roller Girls have done it nearly all year. And they hold tryouts every so often.

CHENZ A!
01-13-2011, 09:44 PM
http://www.nebraskastampede.com/images/ashley.jpg

I think she's pretty.

Lumpy
01-13-2011, 09:46 PM
Weird. I think the Springfield Roller Girls have done it nearly all year. And they hold tryouts every so often.

On their site, (which isn't current btw), they show the last orientation beginning in August. Who knows. :shrug:

Chief Chief
01-13-2011, 10:04 PM
As I scrolled, I noticed one girls nickname was "boner".

Head coach's name: Rex Johnson

Defensive coordinator's name: Dan Wood

Soon-to-be-hired quarterback coach's name: Dick Curl

Chief Chief
01-13-2011, 10:04 PM
I think she's pretty.

She thinks you're gay.

Gonzo
01-13-2011, 10:09 PM
For those of you who don't know, Mrs. Lumpy is aprox. 5 ft 4 and 120 lbs. I'm fairly certain those Amazons would kill her.
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KurtCobain
01-13-2011, 10:19 PM
mmmm..... cocks...

http://www.nebraskastampede.com/images/P1013962.jpg

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 10:22 PM
For those of you who don't know, Mrs. Lumpy is aprox. 5 ft 4 and 120 lbs. I'm fairly certain those Amazons would kill her.
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That's bigger than McCluster.

SDChiefs
01-13-2011, 10:28 PM
There's always the LFL.... Thats not as much ass kicked as it is kick ass...

http://www.lflus.com/

This. Get on with the san diego seduction and ill be your biggest fan. Sorry gonzo, im easily distracted.

WV
01-13-2011, 10:34 PM
Wonder if their uniforms are flannel?

Lumpy
01-13-2011, 10:35 PM
For those of you who don't know, Mrs. Lumpy is aprox. 5 ft 4 and 120 lbs. I'm fairly certain those Amazons would kill her.
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I can't help that I'm short!! :deevee:

Chief Chief
01-13-2011, 10:40 PM
mmmm..... cocks...

http://www.nebraskastampede.com/images/P1013962.jpg

Yeah, hot mama...we know what you're thinkin': SEX or BLOWJOBS

-King-
01-13-2011, 11:17 PM
At first I was like
http://www.nebraskastampede.com/images/P1013959.jpg





Then I lol'd

http://www.nebraskastampede.com/images/P1013990.jpg

CHENZ A!
01-13-2011, 11:21 PM
She thinks you're gay.

I WILL FUCKIN PUNCH THAT BITCH FOR THINKIN THAT SHIT I AINT KNOW GAYWAD GAWDAMMIT

JoeyChuckles
01-13-2011, 11:31 PM
http://www.nebraskastampede.com/2010%20Players/IMG_6987.jpg

How old is she?

stevieray
01-13-2011, 11:36 PM
http://www.nebraskastampede.com/2010%20Players/IMG_6987.jpg

How old is she?

40...she's not very smart.

WV
01-14-2011, 12:41 AM
http://www.nebraskastampede.com/2010%20Players/IMG_6987.jpg

How old is she?

39....the sex change knocked one off! LMAO