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JD10367
01-13-2011, 11:51 AM
Let's see how much action THIS thread gets. :D

I put the over/under for total posts at 12.

Buck
01-13-2011, 11:53 AM
Tough one. Probably Josh McDaniels because he's such a soft bitch.

DBOSHO
01-13-2011, 11:54 AM
Tom brady.

Count Alex's Wins
01-13-2011, 11:54 AM
I am going to shag the next man who posts in this thread.

LiveSteam
01-13-2011, 11:54 AM
I would rape PAWNMOWERS ASS!!!











With a broom handle

BigRedChief
01-13-2011, 11:55 AM
Tom Brady

/Steven St. John

MVChiefFan
01-13-2011, 11:55 AM
I'd have to say Tamba Hali...he looked like he new what he was doin' in that picture.

Dunit35
01-13-2011, 11:58 AM
John stamos

Easy 6
01-13-2011, 11:58 AM
Rex Ryan = submissive twink

loochy
01-13-2011, 12:00 PM
John Goodman.

LiveSteam
01-13-2011, 12:00 PM
I know for a fact pawnmower wants me & fantasizes about me & my basement .

"I can picture you in your mom's basement just RAGEING around....all mad with your special helmet on and penis pump half way inflated"

Art Vader
01-13-2011, 12:02 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/50ilh4.jpg

ClevelandBronco
01-13-2011, 12:06 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/50ilh4.jpg

Can we assume that you'd both be standing?

Art Vader
01-13-2011, 12:07 PM
well those crutches gotta go so.. i dunno lol

eazyb81
01-13-2011, 12:07 PM
1974 Jack Nicholson.

Bowser
01-13-2011, 12:08 PM
I'd go full on lesbian.

JD10367
01-13-2011, 12:15 PM
Harrison Ford circa "Raiders"
Dane McCloud
Chuck Norris
whoever's breaking into RainMan's house
the Golden Voiced homeless dude (double rubber)
the Shamwow guy
Ryan Seacrest (because I know it'll go in easy)
Chazz Bono (this may not count, though)
that dude from "The Crying Game" (close enough to a chick that I can daydream)
Jay Leno (but only if Conan gets to watch and laugh)

Buddy Rich
01-13-2011, 12:16 PM
gochiefs

MOhillbilly
01-13-2011, 12:16 PM
I would rape PAWNMOWERS ASS!!!











With a broom handle

The hillside strangler is strong with this one.

JD10367
01-13-2011, 12:17 PM
gochiefs

Skinny Elvis, or Fat Elvis?

JD10367
01-13-2011, 12:18 PM
Oh, forgot to stipulate, before I get into trouble... for Dane McCloud and Chuck Norris, technically you don't have sex with them... they have sex with you.

KCUnited
01-13-2011, 12:19 PM
Your dad.

Dave Lane
01-13-2011, 12:26 PM
The hillside strangler is strong with this one.

Actually I think that would be the Boston Strangler...

beach tribe
01-13-2011, 12:26 PM
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LiveSteam
01-13-2011, 12:27 PM
Actually I think that would be the Boston Strangler...

Thank you
God be with you my son

Whoarethechefs
01-13-2011, 12:30 PM
hehe

loochy
01-13-2011, 12:35 PM
http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Chyna/24775/chyna_photo_21.jpg

-or-

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/n/nicolebass/15.jpg

I can't decide. You guys need to help me.

JD10367
01-13-2011, 12:36 PM
hehe

Pfft. She's had work done. No way those tits are real.

DA_T_84
01-13-2011, 01:17 PM
Kaiser Soze?

He might be dead tho...

Sofa King
01-13-2011, 01:19 PM
your mom

Short Leash Hootie
01-13-2011, 01:23 PM
Justin Bieber.

He's underage, right??

ChiefGator
01-13-2011, 01:41 PM
That's easy.. the World's Most Interesting Man, from the Dos Equis ads.

Sofa King
01-13-2011, 01:42 PM
lotta queers in this thread.

tooge
01-13-2011, 01:44 PM
i'm just gonna keep having sex with myself

pr_capone
01-13-2011, 01:44 PM
Sean Connery

Lonewolf Ed
01-13-2011, 01:44 PM
I am shocked that no one said Shaun Smith. If things don't work right, he can always finish you off with a vigorous tug job. :p

Frankie
01-13-2011, 01:51 PM
ROFL

Was this thread necessary?

BucEyedPea
01-13-2011, 01:53 PM
Johnny Depp

Frankie
01-13-2011, 01:55 PM
Sean Connery

This, IF (a big if) I were a woman.

Graystoke
01-13-2011, 01:56 PM
TAKE THE SPINICH BITCH!
http://www.trailershut.com/movie-posters/Popeye-Movie-Poster.jpg

CoMoChief
01-13-2011, 02:00 PM
luv

WebGem
01-13-2011, 02:01 PM
Definitely Rams Fan

Zeke
01-13-2011, 03:10 PM
Brodie Croyle, and make Kelli watch.

JD10367
01-13-2011, 03:14 PM
Sean Connery

Which one? Bond Connery, Highlander Connery, Medicine Man Connery, or Last Crusade Connery?

EDIT: forgot Hunt For Red October Connery.

MVChiefFan
01-13-2011, 03:18 PM
How about Sean Connery from the Jeopardy SNL skits?

Frankie
01-13-2011, 10:49 PM
Which one? Bond Connery, Highlander Connery, Medicine Man Connery, or Last Crusade Connery?

EDIT: forgot Hunt For Red October Connery.

DragonHeart Connery. ;)

KurtCobain
01-13-2011, 10:50 PM
Adam Sandler. Love old jews.

KurtCobain
01-13-2011, 10:51 PM
Plus sandler would make an uncomfortable situation(two guys boning) funny and ok.

kysirsoze
01-13-2011, 10:51 PM
Kaiser Soze?

He might be dead tho...

:drool: :thumb:

Lumpy
01-13-2011, 10:52 PM
This is ghey.

NTTATWWT

:D

kysirsoze
01-13-2011, 10:53 PM
Let's see how much action THIS thread gets. :D

I put the over/under for total posts at 12.

You seriously underestimated the manlove on CP.

This bitch'll hit 100 without breaking a sweat.

SDChiefs
01-13-2011, 10:53 PM
Rupaul... ftw!

grandllama
01-13-2011, 10:53 PM
Adam Sandler. Love old jews.

Old? Shit him and I.... oh wait.. ah crap, he got old, I got old.

Pitt Gorilla
01-13-2011, 10:56 PM
Sandras Bullock and Bernhard.

JoeyChuckles
01-13-2011, 11:08 PM
Captain Kangaroo, fo sho.

ChiefsCountry
01-13-2011, 11:10 PM
ChiefsCountry

pr_capone
01-13-2011, 11:12 PM
Which one? Bond Connery, Highlander Connery, Medicine Man Connery, or Last Crusade Connery?

EDIT: forgot Hunt For Red October Connery.

Red October / Entrapment Connery

luv
01-13-2011, 11:17 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9Jr-Jn1l_ypB74biT84HhoH14eqd53e6U83fWAg_qlEBFxXvq

grandllama
01-13-2011, 11:19 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9Jr-Jn1l_ypB74biT84HhoH14eqd53e6U83fWAg_qlEBFxXvq

Hey, another thing Luv and I have in common.

pr_capone
01-13-2011, 11:23 PM
Hey, another thing Luv and I have in common.

keep this up and you will be in bugeater zone. :D

Lumpy
01-13-2011, 11:25 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9Jr-Jn1l_ypB74biT84HhoH14eqd53e6U83fWAg_qlEBFxXvq

Damn it, Luv, you're going to get me in trouble. LMAO

But...

:drool:

:thumb:

Then again, there was nobody hotter than Bob Ross! :drool:x2

http://online.wsj.com/public/resources/images/P1-AB363_BobRoss04012004202645.jpg

luv
01-13-2011, 11:28 PM
Hey, another thing Luv and I have in common.

I just felt obligated to show the body pic. Here's a picture of him I like much better.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxDmYfoKNSRpjv8q-7N7b9QTfatgeS6CfdKNzhpKwf492xpP63Gw

grandllama
01-13-2011, 11:29 PM
Damn it, Luv, you're going to get me in trouble. LMAO

But...

:drool:

:thumb:

Then again, there was nobody hotter than Bob Ross! :drool:x2

http://online.wsj.com/public/resources/images/P1-AB363_BobRoss04012004202645.jpg

Shit, I still do Bob Ross i my dreams LMAO ... RIP Bob!

grandllama
01-13-2011, 11:29 PM
I just felt obligated to show the body pic. Here's a picture of him I like much better.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxDmYfoKNSRpjv8q-7N7b9QTfatgeS6CfdKNzhpKwf492xpP63Gw

nah, I want the body ;-)

LiveSteam
01-13-2011, 11:36 PM
Bob Dole

pr_capone
01-13-2011, 11:43 PM
Bob Dole

Bob Dole

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Bob_Dole,_PCCWW_photo_portrait.JPG

or Bob Dole

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii69/kcchiefsguru/Arrowhead%20Playoff%20game/100_1551.jpg

grandllama
01-13-2011, 11:43 PM
Bob Dole

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Bob_Dole,_PCCWW_photo_portrait.JPG

or Bob Dole

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii69/kcchiefsguru/Arrowhead%20Playoff%20game/100_1551.jpg

ah, what the hell.. both.

Ugly Duck
01-13-2011, 11:47 PM
If you could have sex with 1 man.

Me.

Gonzo
01-14-2011, 12:06 AM
Flopnuts... He lookin' goooood, girlfriends.
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Stram fan
01-14-2011, 12:38 AM
... I would ask him to shoot me in the head first.

KurtCobain
01-14-2011, 12:44 AM
I'm the only man that i'd ever put it in my butt for myself.






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Thig Lyfe
01-14-2011, 12:48 AM
Paul Rudd for sure.

BigRichard
01-14-2011, 04:52 AM
John Goodman.

Into necrophilia huh?

Phobia
01-14-2011, 05:02 AM
Is this a mutually intimate encounter or am I going to have to hold him down? The answer to this will affect my answer greatly but I'll admit a certain stirring in my loins considering all the possibilities.

Bane
01-14-2011, 06:38 AM
Flopnuts... He lookin' goooood, girlfriends.
Posted via Mobile Device

:harumph:LMAO

Flachief58
01-14-2011, 06:55 AM
This guy rocks my world /R8ders

LiveSteam
01-14-2011, 07:33 AM
Bob Dole

Bob Dole

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii69/kcchiefsguru/Arrowhead%20Playoff%20game/100_1551.jpg

Please! I do have standards.

Frankie
01-14-2011, 11:11 AM
Adam Sandler. Love old jews.

This is an old Jew. Sandler is Young.

http://freewomensblogs.com/images/birthday/Don_Rickles_wi.jpg

Frankie
01-14-2011, 11:12 AM
This is ghey.

NTTATWWT

:D

Nah,.... Boys are just getting in touch with their feminine side. It's healthy.

Frankie
01-14-2011, 11:17 AM
Please! I do have taste

And he tastes like....?

Otter
01-14-2011, 11:28 AM
James Earl Jones

I bet he's a giver

http://www.popmatters.com/images/news_art/e/enter-jamesearljones-2-nd.jpg

Frankie
01-14-2011, 11:44 AM
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Dr. Oz. People think he's so dreamy.

HoneyBadger
01-14-2011, 11:53 AM
I'll stick with myself. But if I had to answer, Clint Eastwood.

Frankie
01-14-2011, 11:58 AM
I'll stick with myself. But if I had to answer, Clint Eastwood.

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Rooster
01-14-2011, 01:36 PM
Don Knotts

Frankie
01-14-2011, 01:44 PM
Don Knotts

LMAO

I bet he looks better now than he did when he was alive.

Omaha
01-14-2011, 01:56 PM
Is this a mutually intimate encounter or am I going to have to hold him down? The answer to this will affect my answer greatly but I'll admit a certain stirring in my loins considering all the possibilities.

Great question.

Epic Fail 007
01-14-2011, 01:58 PM
shame shame shame

Omaha
01-14-2011, 01:59 PM
Has anyone suggested this dude?

http://www.anncoulter.com/photos/annfox.jpg

Frankie
01-14-2011, 02:34 PM
Has anyone suggested this dude?

http://www.anncoulter.com/photos/annfox.jpg

ROFL. Perfect! :clap:

Frankie
01-14-2011, 06:06 PM
This man would have won the vote hands done if he were still alive. Here he is at 84:

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stevieray
01-14-2011, 06:19 PM
Has anyone suggested this dude?

http://www.anncoulter.com/photos/annfox.jpgshe'd prolly wear you out.

LiveSteam
01-14-2011, 06:21 PM
she'd prolly wear you out.

Look at the 3rd pic from the left.
When her mouth is shut. Shes pretty cute.

Sweet Daddy Hate
01-14-2011, 07:21 PM
http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Chyna/24775/chyna_photo_21.jpg

-or-



I can't decide. You guys need to help me.

LMAO

Gonzo
01-14-2011, 07:23 PM
James Earl Jones

That way I could walk around saying I fucked Darth Vader in the ass. I would be badass then.
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Pioli Zombie
01-14-2011, 07:44 PM
Any guy from New England who have to say Tom Brady or else he aint a real man. Well, you know what I mean.

DA_T_84
01-14-2011, 08:05 PM
Look at the 3rd pic from the left.
When her mouth is shut. Shes pretty cute.

That's a very rare occurrence for this dumb cunt.

JD10367
01-14-2011, 08:07 PM
Rex Ryan. I'm gonna fuck him raw, two days from now. /BillBelichick LMAO

KC Tattoo
01-15-2011, 04:13 AM
Garth-Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

Fire Me Boy!
01-15-2011, 10:53 AM
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/fox_searchlight/boys_don_t_cry/hilary_swank/boys.jpg

Ultra Peanut
01-15-2011, 11:20 AM
<3 MATT SARACEN <3

http://i55.tinypic.com/qqnwhs.jpg