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KurtCobain
01-13-2011, 05:43 PM
Thanks to everyone who participated in the eight month 'alternative polling' affair! It's been ****ing exciting to say the least. We've learned that Gonzo loves it when Two Cocker Spaniels make love, Rainman enjoys the name Sarah and nothing excites Buck like a condom full of red jello!

However, like most badass things, this must come to an end. Just when it seemed like Bacon Cheeseburgers, Beer and Giving Poor Kids Christmas Presents was a big deal to CPers, the perverts prevailed!

So take your choice although it is obvious.

Do you want to put your penis in a vagina, or a mouth?

EDIT : And special thanks to the Man of Rain for handling some of these polls.

EDIT2 : Links to the older rounds

Round 1
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=237000
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=229759
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=229674
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=229706
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=229452
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=229184

Round 2
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=237754

The Finals(rainman)
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=238233
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=238636







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Jewish Rabbi
01-13-2011, 05:45 PM
The only wrong answer is not voting for both.

Deberg_1990
01-13-2011, 05:46 PM
Not to be a prude, but isnt this a family board? Maybe there should be an "Adult" Subforum?

threebag02
01-13-2011, 05:46 PM
1/2 and 1/2

|Zach|
01-13-2011, 05:47 PM
Not to be a prude, but isnt this a family board? Maybe there should be an "Adult" Subforum?

Its not.

Pablo
01-13-2011, 05:47 PM
Not to be a prude, but isnt this a family board? Maybe there should be an "Adult" Subforum?LAWL.

What are you, like 75?

And the correct answer is the tightest answer. Anal FTMFW.

Pablo
01-13-2011, 05:48 PM
Its not.I can't wait until I have kids so I can let them on CP for entertainment.

"Dad, we're bored".

"Daddy's on CP right now!! You go to room and look at CP...and not the pictures forum either".

|Zach|
01-13-2011, 05:49 PM
Blowjobs are over rated.

Sweet Daddy Hate
01-13-2011, 05:49 PM
LAWL.

What are you, like 75?

And the correct answer is the tightest answer. Anal FTMFW.

Gone Country?

KurtCobain
01-13-2011, 05:49 PM
Not to be a prude, but isnt this a family board? Maybe there should be an "Adult" Subforum?

Yes it is, and the family voted this up. Everyone voted, they had shots to vote for Shrimp, Slinkys, Mowing the Lawn, and noone bit. This wasn't intended a pervert thread, just a vote for Chiefsplanet's favorite thing. It started with three hundred and something random things and this is what our family voted to the top.

And ftr, I honestly thought capone said 8:30. I really do apologize man, but I dont think there is any going back.

I'm going to keep putting that vid in my posts over and over untill you sign on, and if bug and smitty have internet reality game pride unlike luv, maybe they'll stop untill you and pest shows up.

But by time I'm done adding the vid, there's going to be hundreds of posts with it in it, so you should be able to catch up. Have fun reading my lame posts.

Baconeater
01-13-2011, 05:51 PM
I must've missed the thread about Buck getting excited about a condom full of red jello, can you elaborate on that?

Sweet Daddy Hate
01-13-2011, 05:52 PM
Blowjobs are over rated.

Whitlock is overrated, blowjobs are not.

Over-Head
01-13-2011, 05:52 PM
Blowjobs are over rated. If you'd stop getting them from $30 crack whores you'd know the difference

Extra Point
01-13-2011, 05:52 PM
Thrust and parry.

Cobain only narrowed it down to these two choices.

KurtCobain
01-13-2011, 05:53 PM
I must've missed the thread about Buck getting excited about a condom full of red jello, can you elaborate on that?

Okay, I may have exaggerated him being 'excited', but he voted for a condom full of red jello.

loochy
01-13-2011, 05:53 PM
Sex, then finish in mouth? Yeah, that's the ticket. :thumb:

Guru
01-13-2011, 05:53 PM
God I hate the offseason.

|Zach|
01-13-2011, 05:54 PM
If you'd stop getting them from $30 crack whores you'd know the difference

You bore me.

http://www.theurbanelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/yawn-380x540.jpg

Sweet Daddy Hate
01-13-2011, 05:54 PM
Sex, then finish in mouth? Yeah, that's the ticket. :thumb:

NOW were getting somewhere!

Al Bundy
01-13-2011, 05:54 PM
Not to be a prude, but isnt this a family board? Maybe there should be an "Adult" Subforum?

Not at all... you old fart.

KurtCobain
01-13-2011, 05:55 PM
God I hate the offseason.

This was going on in the season as well.

|Zach|
01-13-2011, 05:55 PM
Sex, then finish in mouth? Yeah, that's the ticket. :thumb:

Yes.

Al Bundy
01-13-2011, 05:55 PM
Sex, then finish in mouth? Yeah, that's the ticket. :thumb:

Positive rep for a good finisher.

BigMeatballDave
01-13-2011, 05:57 PM
Yes, please!

Extra Point
01-13-2011, 06:01 PM
Chiefsplanet is slowly dying off, no thanks to a "few jerks."

|Zach|
01-13-2011, 06:02 PM
Chiefsplanet is slowly dying off, no thanks to a "few jerks."

Meh.

BigMeatballDave
01-13-2011, 06:08 PM
Blowjobs are over rated.This may be the 1st time this sentence was formed...

Pants
01-13-2011, 06:08 PM
Blowjobs do not get me off. Sex does.

bevischief
01-13-2011, 06:08 PM
I must've missed the thread about Buck getting excited about a condom full of red jello, can you elaborate on that?

LMAO

Are you sure it was red and not blue?

BigMeatballDave
01-13-2011, 06:09 PM
Chiefsplanet is slowly dying off, no thanks to a "few jerks."
:spock:

|Zach|
01-13-2011, 06:09 PM
This may be the 1st time this sentence was formed...

Not that they are not great. Because they are. But for how high it seems like some people raise them up? They don't compare to sex.

BigMeatballDave
01-13-2011, 06:14 PM
Not that they are not great. Because they are. But for how high it seems like some people raise them up? They don't compare to sex.I put them on a par with sex, for the most part. MOST of the women I have been with were good at it. Some, not so much.

CoMoChief
01-13-2011, 06:39 PM
Is there even a debate on this?

Sex is much better.....85-90% of girls suck at giving head.

KurtCobain
01-13-2011, 06:41 PM
Had I not made this poll multiple selection, it would have been a blowout.

Predarat
01-13-2011, 06:44 PM
Definately Sex, its not close, but BJs are great too.

Mr. Laz
01-13-2011, 06:44 PM
not even close

blowjobs are just an appetizer for the real thing

MahiMike
01-13-2011, 06:48 PM
Yes please.

Demonpenz
01-13-2011, 07:29 PM
There should have been a part edited out of American Pie..When kevin comes down and is like Enough of this blowjob shit I need to get laid. What a gay ass. Take your tara ried blowjobs and shutup

Hog Farmer
01-13-2011, 07:35 PM
Well, If you count livestock you have to go vagina.

Prince22
01-13-2011, 07:56 PM
Lets see.... i pull out to avoid pregnancy.. the wife doesnt like to swallow like she use to so...


Anal

DenverDanChiefsFan
01-13-2011, 08:02 PM
Blowjobs are over rated.Not when she knows what she's doing.

Braincase
01-13-2011, 08:16 PM
Yes.

Archie F. Swin
01-13-2011, 08:24 PM
I vote sex.....oral

Priest31kc
01-13-2011, 09:16 PM
Not even close IMO......vagina>>>>>>>>>>>>>>blowjobs

SDChiefs
01-13-2011, 09:41 PM
Where's the piihb option?

Lumpy
01-13-2011, 10:08 PM
Where's the piihb option?

It's hanging out w/ Gaz.

bowener
01-13-2011, 10:55 PM
So, once I voted there is apparently 120% of total votes??

76%~ Vags
44%~ BJs

Am I missing something... (the hole)?

-King-
01-13-2011, 11:01 PM
So, once I voted there is apparently 120% of total votes??

76%~ Vags
44%~ BJs

Am I missing something... (the hole)?

You can vote for both...

bowener
01-13-2011, 11:03 PM
You can vote for both...

Oh!

Fucked that up.

WebGem
01-13-2011, 11:06 PM
Not to be a prude, but isnt this a family board? Maybe there should be an "Adult" Subforum?

I agree with this

grandllama
01-13-2011, 11:10 PM
I agree with this

Been a member for 8 years and don't remember this ever being promoted as a family board.

listopencil
01-13-2011, 11:13 PM
Well, If you count livestock you have to go vagina.


If you knocked the teeth out of a sheep I bet it would give a pretty good bj.

teedubya
01-13-2011, 11:16 PM
Not when she knows what she's doing.

This.

JOhn
01-13-2011, 11:21 PM
It's hanging out w/ Gaz.

Come on Lumpy, inquiring minds need to know? :evil:

Stram fan
01-13-2011, 11:22 PM
Hand jobs are quick, easy and safe.

Lumpy
01-13-2011, 11:22 PM
Come on Lumpy, inquiring minds need to know? :evil:

I can't participate in this, I has no penis. You should ask Gonzo. ;)

JOhn
01-13-2011, 11:23 PM
Being single, I prefer the sex, but once I seem to get married....I always want what I never got, BJ.

Which also explains 5 kids I have.

JOhn
01-13-2011, 11:23 PM
I can't participate in this, I has no penis. You should ask Gonzo. ;)

Well Plastic counts...:p

Lumpy
01-13-2011, 11:25 PM
Well Plastic counts...:p

Nah, it really doesn't. LMAO

JOhn
01-13-2011, 11:27 PM
Nah, it really doesn't. LMAO

Did GONZO, oh errr yea....I shouldn't go there. LMAO

Lumpy
01-13-2011, 11:31 PM
Did GONZO, oh errr yea....I shouldn't go there. LMAO

Did Gonzo, what? :spock:

JOhn
01-13-2011, 11:32 PM
Did Gonzo, what? :spock:

He told me to never tell what he did.... :evil:LMAO

Lumpy
01-13-2011, 11:34 PM
He told me to never tell what he did.... :evil:LMAO

FTR that was in our agreement. :titus:

o:-)

SDChiefs
01-13-2011, 11:55 PM
It's hanging out w/ Gaz.

Dude, I thought gaz was this larger then life guy we all hoped to be but he's at a sight about anal? Why must you crush my dreams. You must join the seduction now...

The Pedestrian
01-14-2011, 08:42 AM
Is there even a debate on this?

Sex is much better.....85-90% of girls suck at giving head.

Aren't they supposed to suck? ;)

But seriously, yeah, it's up for good debate. Like anything that seems as simple as walking, you gotta learn to do something well. 95-100% of virgins suck at sex...but most of them eventually learn. Even using the fingers or eating out seem like simple tasks, but if you ask the very first woman you ever tried it on, she'll tell you every little thing that was done wrong with it...if she didn't tell you back then.

Rausch
01-14-2011, 08:44 AM
All good sex ends with the BJ anyway...

beach tribe
01-14-2011, 09:20 AM
All good sex ends with the BJ anyway...

And starts with one.

Nothing beats a GOOD BJ.

What really kicks ass though one on the shaft, and another tending the taint, and "other" areas. Had that a few times.
THAT ROCKS!!
(My GF is into chicks)

Kerberos
01-14-2011, 09:22 AM
Blowjobs are over rated.

Not when she knows what she's doing. THIS X 100




I have to disagree Zach and make an observation.

If you have never had an unbelievable BJ from a woman that knows what the hell she is doing and does it with an unbelievable pair of DSL's then I would agree with your statement. I have had my share of BJ's that were subpar either because of "Lack of enthusiasm" or just plain ignorance of the process.

But a GREAT pair of DSL's combined with enthusiasm and a great working knowledge of the male anatomy would change your mind in a heart beat.

Then again if it just isn't your thing?

Just say'n

Sweet Daddy Hate
01-14-2011, 09:26 AM
And starts with one.

Nothing beats a GOOD BJ.

What really kicks ass though one on the shaft, and another tending the taint, and "other" areas. Had that a few times.
THAT ROCKS!!
(My GF is into chicks)

Rep.

Flachief58
01-14-2011, 09:33 AM
Both are great but there's nothing like a great bj from a woman who knows what she's doing and really gets into it.

As Ralphy May said: The two best gifts a woman can give a man are Oral and a heaping helping of STFU

Pants
01-14-2011, 09:54 AM
Where do you all find these girls that are good at BJs? I have had plenty of BJs and I usually just stop them after 5 minutes if complete futility where I know it's not going to go anywhere. Either I've never had a 'good' BJ or I'm just built differently. I've never facefucked anyone, maybe that would work, but I don't think I'll ever find out.

Kerberos
01-14-2011, 10:13 AM
Where do you all find these girls that are good at BJs? I have had plenty of BJs and I usually just stop them after 5 minutes if complete futility where I know it's not going to go anywhere. Either I've never had a 'good' BJ or I'm just built differently. I've never face****ed anyone, maybe that would work, but I don't think I'll ever find out.

I have had MORE subpar BJ's than I have had good ones.

If you find one that hits a home run without you paying for it then look out for the baggage that comes with her. More than not there is a price to pay for "The Talent".

;)

Rain Man
01-14-2011, 10:13 AM
This is an Ali-Frazier final round.

Kerberos
01-14-2011, 10:15 AM
This is an Ali-Frazier final round.

Thrilla in Manila?

ArrowheadHawk
01-14-2011, 10:47 AM
Just let your girlfriend/wife talk to a gay guy about it.