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Al Bundy
01-13-2011, 10:13 PM
http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=13829610

Posted: Jan 12, 2011 9:29 AM Updated: Jan 12, 2011 9:33 AM
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WASHINGTON, IN (AP) - Police say an Ohio man accused of having sex with a corpse told investigators he didn't at first realize the woman was dead.

Richard Elwood Sanden, 55 of Geneva, OH, was being held on $500,000 bond Wednesday in the Daviess County Jail in Washington, IN, on charges including abuse of a corpse and possession of marijuana.

The Washington Times-Herald reports police arrested Sanden on Saturday night after they were called to the dead woman's apartment.

The newspaper reports Sanden told police he was having sex with the 48-year-old woman whom he had known for a few months when he realized she wasn't breathing. He told police he administered CPR and called an ambulance.

The woman's cause of death remains under investigation.

**** off if repost.

Mr. Plow
01-13-2011, 10:17 PM
Lazy ass woman....just laid there and let him do all the work.

KurtCobain
01-13-2011, 10:19 PM
Lazy ass woman....just laid there and let him do all the work.

He should've killed that bitch.

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 10:19 PM
Eh, it's happened to all of us at some point or other.

CosmicPal
01-13-2011, 10:19 PM
It was the only way he could get laid.

Shogun
01-13-2011, 10:21 PM
I usually don't either until the next morning

threebag02
01-13-2011, 10:23 PM
At least he got his

alnorth
01-13-2011, 10:23 PM
I know its gross to think about, and it is morally reprehensible to me, but why is necrophilia a crime? If the family wants to sue for big money for emotional distress thats fine, but I don't think you should go to jail for it. That really is a victimless "crime".

Art Vader
01-13-2011, 10:25 PM
must have been some good shit! .... the weed that is

threebag02
01-13-2011, 10:28 PM
He was telling other inmates she was drop dead gorgeous.

WV
01-13-2011, 10:28 PM
I thought they used a thermometer to check for time of death, but I guess his method would work too even if imprecise.

Chief Chief
01-13-2011, 10:28 PM
In Hollywood, they're already begun production of a feature film about this incident with the working title being: "Weak End at Bernice's"

CosmicPal
01-13-2011, 10:30 PM
I know its gross to think about, and it is morally reprehensible to me, but why is necrophilia a crime? If the family wants to sue for big money for emotional distress thats fine, but I don't think you should go to jail for it. That really is a victimless "crime".

There is no federal legislation specifically barring sex with a corpse and only 20 states have their own laws on the books. Missouri and Kansas do not have any laws, so you're golden when it comes to having sex with the dead.

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 10:34 PM
There is no federal legislation specifically barring sex with a corpse and only 20 states have their own laws on the books. Missouri and Kansas do not have any laws, so you're golden when it comes to having sex with the dead.

You seem to have done a lot of research on this.

RJ
01-13-2011, 10:36 PM
I am picturing a porn version of Weekend At Bernie's. There's a lot of potential here. Let's run it up the flag pole and see if anyone salutes.

How about a threesome scene with a corpse? Corpse sex in the shower? Hot for corpse teacher/nurse/librarian/cop? Girl on corpse action? All while doing the "Bernie" wave.

Yeah, I like it.

CosmicPal
01-13-2011, 10:37 PM
You seem to have done a lot of research on this.

:D

RJ
01-13-2011, 10:37 PM
In Hollywood, they're already begun production of a feature film about this incident with the working title being: "Weak End at Bernice's"


That's what I'm talking about. Beat me to it. I'm telling you, this thing has wheels.

KcMizzou
01-13-2011, 10:40 PM
Eh, it's happened to all of us at some point or other.Really, who hasn't had a dead lay.

rockymtnchief
01-13-2011, 10:40 PM
"Hey, the bitch didn't say no. What's the problem?"

Dave Lane
01-13-2011, 10:42 PM
She came and she went

Lumpy
01-13-2011, 10:44 PM
The woman's cause of death remains under investigation.

First in w/ antifreeze.

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 10:46 PM
I am picturing a porn version of Weekend At Bernie's. There's a lot of potential here. Let's run it up the flag pole and see if anyone salutes.

How about a threesome scene with a corpse? Corpse sex in the shower? Hot for corpse teacher/nurse/librarian/cop? Girl on corpse action? All while doing the "Bernie" wave.

Yeah, I like it.


You can call it No Country for Old Men, give or take a letter.

BossChief
01-13-2011, 10:48 PM
Damn, I thought it was the Murano that was cold!

SDChiefs
01-13-2011, 10:48 PM
Corpse alone 2: the KY Connection.

grandllama
01-13-2011, 10:51 PM
Update... not only did he know she was dead, he taped it.

http://www.wishtv.com/dpps/news/indiana/Cops-Man-tapes-sex-act-with-dead-woman-share_3696928

sometimes I hate being in the 'media'. About 3/4 of this police report we haven't been allowed to release. Nasty, nasty, nasty stuff.

AndChiefs
01-13-2011, 10:56 PM
What was Tyler Thigpen doing in Ohio?

Al Bundy
01-13-2011, 10:57 PM
Update... not only did he know she was dead, he taped it.

http://www.wishtv.com/dpps/news/indiana/Cops-Man-tapes-sex-act-with-dead-woman-share_3696928

sometimes I hate being in the 'media'. About 3/4 of this police report we haven't been allowed to release. Nasty, nasty, nasty stuff.

Wouldn't you HAVE to know you were fucking a dead pussy?

grandllama
01-13-2011, 10:59 PM
Wouldn't you HAVE to know you were ****ing a dead pussy?

You would fucking think. Supposedly the evidence the police need that shows he knew she was dead is on the tape... that's probably all I can say.

HotRoute
01-13-2011, 11:15 PM
The real question is did he stop mid-hump, or just finish what he started?

grandllama
01-13-2011, 11:16 PM
The real question is did he stop mid-hump, or just finish what he started?

You really don't want to know the answer, trust me.

WebGem
01-13-2011, 11:20 PM
Fucking a dead body = legendary status.

Rain Man
01-13-2011, 11:21 PM
Wouldn't you HAVE to know you were ****ing a dead pussy?


I had a girlfriend once who could prove you wrong.

WebGem
01-13-2011, 11:22 PM
I had a girlfriend once who could prove you wrong.

ROFL

QuikSsurfer
01-13-2011, 11:23 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.

HotRoute
01-13-2011, 11:23 PM
ROFl

So you do have a sense of humor, good to see heel

WebGem
01-13-2011, 11:24 PM
So you do have a sense of humor, good to see heel

Why wouldn't I have a sense of humor?

KcMizzou
01-13-2011, 11:24 PM
I had a girlfriend once who could prove you wrong.I just tried to "like" this as if it were Facebook.

HotRoute
01-13-2011, 11:25 PM
You really don't want to know the answer, trust me.

I will take that as a he finished with a money shot or two or three

grandllama
01-13-2011, 11:26 PM
I will take that as a he finished with a money shot or two or three

I can't confirm or deny your conclusion, but um...

grandllama
01-13-2011, 11:27 PM
I had a girlfriend once who could prove you wrong.

Kev that describes my first wife!

HotRoute
01-13-2011, 11:27 PM
Why wouldn't I have a sense of humor?

You can laugh at this but when it comes to other "reeds" you get all but hurt. It's just asking for it when you try to take an ethical stand on here

J Diddy
01-13-2011, 11:28 PM
A stiff giving someone a stiffy, whoda thunkit.

WebGem
01-13-2011, 11:29 PM
You can laugh at this but when it comes to other "reeds" you get all but hurt. It's just asking for it when you try to take an ethical stand on here

Uh this is totally different. People in that thread were saying that they don't feel sorry for Ed Reed when his brother is missing and 99% for sure dead.

HotRoute
01-13-2011, 11:29 PM
I can't confirm or deny your conclusion, but um...

4,5,6??




What did she drown in it or something? Your silence will act as an answer of yes.......

HotRoute
01-13-2011, 11:31 PM
Uh this is totally different. People in that thread were saying that they don't feel sorry for Ed Reed when his brother is missing and 99% for sure dead.

Did they ever confirm him being dead? Or what is he still "missing"

grandllama
01-13-2011, 11:32 PM
4,5,6??




What did she drown in it or something? Your silence will act as an answer o yes.......


According to the police report, she was dead before the 'final' act... which the suspect committed and taped... the tape ends with a, um, John Holmes performance...

WebGem
01-13-2011, 11:32 PM
Did they ever confirm him being dead? Or what is he still "missing"

He's still missing..who knows if they'll ever find him. It's obvious he's dead.

grandllama
01-13-2011, 11:33 PM
He's still missing..who knows if they'll ever find him. It's obvious he's dead.

He's missing a week later. He's in the gulf helping feed the bacteria that is eating the oil spill.

Crude, but true.

Lumpy
01-13-2011, 11:34 PM
This is why you should always have a mirror handy when you're having sex.

HotRoute
01-13-2011, 11:38 PM
He's still missing..who knows if they'll ever find him. It's obvious he's dead.

It is quite strange that they broke that story but never followed up on it. Is there any possible way he could have survived?

grandllama
01-13-2011, 11:39 PM
It is quite strange that they broke that story but never followed up on it. Is there any possible way he could have survived?

He could have crawled out of the river with amnesia and living on Fraggle Rock with Amos Moses, but that is 99.98% fantasy.

WebGem
01-13-2011, 11:40 PM
It is quite strange that they broke that story but never followed up on it. Is there any possible way he could have survived?

I read something today that said he left his family to go back to the team yesterday. I seriously, seriously doubt that he could have survived. He'd have to be hiding or something, and I doubt someone would want to do that to their family. Especially in this high profile of a case where they'd be able to see videos of their family upset, etc.

mikey23545
01-13-2011, 11:44 PM
You seem to have done a lot of research on this.

He plans on following Jessica Alba around whenever she's in Missouri...

JOhn
01-14-2011, 12:26 AM
Am I only the divorced guy who finds this plausible? :hmmm:

grandllama
01-14-2011, 12:44 AM
Am I only the divorced guy who finds this plausible? :hmmm:

Nah, my ex wife would have been hard to tell the difference...

BUT, once we get the ok, I'd love to email you the real police report on this :Lin:

Phobia
01-14-2011, 02:02 AM
Kev that describes my first wife!

Agreed.

Al Bundy
01-14-2011, 07:22 AM
This is why you should always have a mirror handy when you're having sex.

The comedic value in this post is not lost on me.

bevischief
01-14-2011, 07:27 AM
"Hey, the bitch didn't say no. What's the problem?"

But did she have Rectii?

The Pedestrian
01-14-2011, 09:20 AM
He's missing a week later. He's in the gulf helping feed the bacteria that is eating the oil spill.

Crude, but true.

I heard he has a poker game with Tupac and Elvis this weekend.

Rausch
01-14-2011, 09:37 AM
Update... not only did he know she was dead, he taped it.

http://www.wishtv.com/dpps/news/indiana/Cops-Man-tapes-sex-act-with-dead-woman-share_3696928

sometimes I hate being in the 'media'. About 3/4 of this police report we haven't been allowed to release. Nasty, nasty, nasty stuff.

:spock:



:eek:



:Lin:

Rooster
01-14-2011, 09:57 AM
Did he PIIHB?

Extra Point
01-14-2011, 10:03 AM
THIS:

Iowanian
01-14-2011, 10:13 AM
His defense is that she had always been frigid.


I can't imagine he didn't know.

Rausch
01-14-2011, 10:20 AM
His defense is that she had always been frigid.


I can't imagine he didn't know.

If she isn't making noise during sex:

1) YOU ARE FAIL.

2) She is dead.

Hydrae
01-14-2011, 10:28 AM
He's missing a week later. He's in the gulf helping feed the bacteria that is eating the oil spill.

Crude, but true.

Oil spill

Crude

I see what you did there. ROFL

The God Hypothesis
01-14-2011, 10:45 AM
I know its gross to think about, and it is morally reprehensible to me, but why is necrophilia a crime? If the family wants to sue for big money for emotional distress thats fine, but I don't think you should go to jail for it. That really is a victimless "crime".

:LOL:

Kerberos
01-14-2011, 11:03 AM
Update... not only did he know she was dead, he taped it.

http://www.wishtv.com/dpps/news/indiana/Cops-Man-tapes-sex-act-with-dead-woman-share_3696928

sometimes I hate being in the 'media'. About 3/4 of this police report we haven't been allowed to release. Nasty, nasty, nasty stuff.

ROFL

It says he is a retired Steel Worker.... There has to be a joke in there somewhere.