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R8RFAN
01-28-2011, 10:51 AM
I know this is technically media but this is something you may need to be on the lookout for...
http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/crime/woman-claims-yogurt-was-tainted

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NewChief
01-28-2011, 10:53 AM
:Lin:

Lumpy
01-28-2011, 10:57 AM
"Why does this yogurt taste salty?"

loochy
01-28-2011, 10:58 AM
Heh. I wonder what they put in their chocolate mousse samples.

Dicky McElephant
01-28-2011, 11:01 AM
Well....we know the lady knows what jizz tastes like.

Iowanian
01-28-2011, 11:03 AM
So the victim is familiar with the taste.....


I'll bet the current boyfriend that she won't blow because"she doesn't do that" is a little disturbed today.

seclark
01-28-2011, 11:06 AM
come and get it!
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Sofa King
01-28-2011, 11:06 AM
Splooge in yogurt...


the oldest trick in the book.

Lumpy
01-28-2011, 11:14 AM
All kidding aside...

How could she tell? Seriously. There must of been a lot of this guy's fun-juice in the sample. Either that or the guy drank a shitload of Red Bull or something and it gave a distinct taste to the yogurt.

Regardless, this is exactly why I never try free samples at the grocery store. There are some real freaks out there. What if that was a child instead of a grown woman? Fucking sicko!!

seclark
01-28-2011, 11:15 AM
All kidding aside...

How could she tell? Seriously. There must of been a lot of this guy's fun-juice in the sample. Either that or the guy drank a shitload of Red Bull or something and it gave a distinct taste to the yogurt.

Regardless, this is exactly why I never try free samples at the grocery store. There are some real freaks out there. What if that was a child instead of a grown woman? ****ing sicko!!

maybe there was no yogurt at all in the "yogurt"?
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Earthling
01-28-2011, 11:21 AM
If true the dude gets charged with battery? Should be a salt in there too wouldn't ya think??

FAX
01-28-2011, 11:24 AM
Silly lady. That cup was clearly labeled; Blowgurt.

FAX

Sofa King
01-28-2011, 11:24 AM
All kidding aside...

How could she tell? Seriously. There must of been a lot of this guy's fun-juice in the sample. Either that or the guy drank a shitload of Red Bull or something and it gave a distinct taste to the yogurt.Regardless, this is exactly why I never try free samples at the grocery store. There are some real freaks out there. What if that was a child instead of a grown woman? ****ing sicko!!

i always figured gonzo was an energy drink kinda guy.

blaise
01-28-2011, 11:25 AM
He was giving out taste testes.

Lumpy
01-28-2011, 11:26 AM
i always figured gonzo was an energy drink kinda guy.

I don't know what you're talking about.

o:-)

Frazod
01-28-2011, 11:37 AM
Every Navy enlisted man has to do a three month stint of endentured servitude to the cooks, referred to as "mess cranking." A guy in my division jerked off in a lieutenant's ice cream while he was temporarily assigned to work the wardroom. Apparently the offending jiz was gobbled down without comment or complaint. :D

Kind of makes one wonder what kind of shit restaurant workers have done to food I've eaten. I'm always very polite to wait staff/people working the counters.

loochy
01-28-2011, 11:44 AM
He was giving out taste testes.

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Lumpy
01-28-2011, 11:47 AM
First in with a "Spaceballs" reference. :D

alanm
01-28-2011, 11:48 AM
Silly lady. That cup was clearly labeled; Blowgurt.

FAX:D

blaise
01-28-2011, 11:53 AM
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Yes, thank you. Perhaps next time I'll go search the internet for a youtube clip someone else has prepared to better display my wit.

Art Vader
01-28-2011, 11:56 AM
guess she didn't like the 'original tart'


It's one of the eight greatest things on earth. You go in and pick up a bowl. You are then faced with a self-serve array of multiple types of frozen yogurt, which you can put in the bowl in any variety and quantity you want. For example, today I went with a quadrocopia of chocolate, vanilla, hawaiian paradise, and "original tart".

listopencil
01-28-2011, 12:03 PM
I would rather watch a video entitled "Woman Claims Taint Was Yogurted".

alanm
01-28-2011, 12:05 PM
I would rather watch a video entitled "Woman Claims Taint Was Yogurted".ROFLROFL

ChiefGator
01-28-2011, 12:47 PM
If true the dude gets charged with battery? Should be a salt in there too wouldn't ya think??

As soon as I finished reading this sentence, it echoed in my head in Stewie's voice.

MOhillbilly
01-28-2011, 01:12 PM
had a buddy thatd put pubic hair in peoples mayo.

Sofa King
01-28-2011, 01:28 PM
had a buddy thatd put pubic hair in peoples mayo.

i hope you put extra emphasis on the "had" in that sentence.

Donger
01-28-2011, 01:31 PM
Should have had some strawberries before-hand, Ernesto.

ThaVirus
01-28-2011, 01:34 PM
A little off, but you can get AIDS from swallowing semen, right? I got into an argument with some friends a long time ago, they claimed you couldn't but I don't see how it would be any different than taking some splooge in the vag or petootie. Doesn't everything that you swallow get "absorbed" by your intestines?

wazu
01-28-2011, 01:35 PM
I find it interesting that the crime that he would be charged with for this is the same as it would be if he had spit saliva into it.

wazu
01-28-2011, 01:38 PM
A little off, but you can get AIDS from swallowing semen, right? I got into an argument with some friends a long time ago, they claimed you couldn't but I don't see how it would be any different than taking some splooge in the vag or petootie. Doesn't everything that you swallow get "absorbed" by your intestines?

Found a highly detailed analysis to this question here:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_get_HIV_AIDS_through_oral_sex

Sounds like it's purely a risk of if you have cuts or sores in the mouth, as stomach acid kills the virus.

Red Beans
01-28-2011, 01:39 PM
Garcia - A typical Raiders fan.

NewChief
01-28-2011, 01:39 PM
A little off, but you can get AIDS from swallowing semen, right? I got into an argument with some friends a long time ago, they claimed you couldn't but I don't see how it would be any different than taking some splooge in the vag or petootie. Doesn't everything that you swallow get "absorbed" by your intestines?

I think your greatest likelihood of infection is through exposure into the bloodstream. So you wouldn't get it from swallowing. You could get it if you had an open sore or cut in your mouth, though. The reason that AIDS passed so readily among the gay community was that rectal sex often causes tears... thus allowing exposure to the bloodstream.

I'm just making a guess here, though. Not sure if I'm correct.

ThaVirus
01-28-2011, 02:12 PM
Ok, so only if you have a cut or open sore in your mouth, otherwise stomach acid will kill the virus- good stuff.

Not to hijack this thread here, but how about vaginal intercourse? I see how a woman would easily get HIV/AIDS if a man splooges in here, but how about a woman passing it to a man? Is the virus in her vaginal juices or only when she has an orgasmic discharge? Either way, does it travel up the urethra and into the bloodstream or do you have to have an open sore as well?

R8RFAN
01-28-2011, 02:29 PM
I think it can only be transferred thru blood

R8RFAN
01-28-2011, 02:32 PM
speaking of how it's transferred I have always wondered..

if a mosquito draws blood from someone with aids and then gets some from you, can aids be transferred that way?

Pawnmower
01-28-2011, 02:54 PM
He is a raiders fan

Rooster
01-28-2011, 02:57 PM
speaking of how it's transferred I have always wondered..

if a mosquito draws blood from someone with aids and then gets some from you, can aids be transferred that way?

Yes. You can get it from toilet seats too.

Bwana
01-28-2011, 03:10 PM
If the gal is wrong, I hope they release her name. If she is right, I hope they string Garcia up by his apple sack. In any event, she seems to consider herself an expert on the taste of man juice, this should be fun either way.

Msmith
01-28-2011, 03:27 PM
What escapes the issue is that Anthony Garcia has two outstanding warrants which one of them is to have sex with a child. Did the hiring person check his background ever?

LiL stumppy
01-28-2011, 03:29 PM
Yes. You can get it from toilet seats too.

I thought it couldn't be transfered through Mosquitoes? Something that they would die first before any thing like that could happen?

blaise
01-28-2011, 03:30 PM
What escapes the issue is that Anthony Garcia has two outstanding warrants which one of them is to have sex with a child. Did the hiring person check his background ever?

And you'd think a SS# would be flagged somehow when you get a job and you have felony warrants.

R8RFAN
01-28-2011, 03:38 PM
He is a raiders fan

you would look like this chick you cockjockey :D

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J Diddy
01-28-2011, 03:46 PM
The woman filed a complaint alleging the yogurt tasted like sperm.


I can hear the officer now "so you've given a lot of blow jobs eh?"
"in your expert professional opinion was this sperm"

alanm
01-28-2011, 04:34 PM
The woman filed a complaint alleging the yogurt tasted like sperm.


I can hear the officer now "so you've given a lot of blow jobs eh?"
"in your expert professional opinion was this sperm"In the newscast they did say it was Greek yogurt.

Iowanian
01-28-2011, 05:06 PM
All of the vendors trying to pawn a cup of soup, a bite of sausage at the stores have a gimmick.

I wonder if this guy said "Get it while it's hot"

Extra Point
01-28-2011, 05:15 PM
Idiot! Creamed his future.

Al Bundy
01-28-2011, 05:28 PM
This thread is full of win!!!