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Dicky McElephant
01-28-2011, 04:01 PM
ROFL - Holy shit.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/01/exclusive-documents-woman-blames-p-diddy-world-trade-center-collapse-demands-100

Hip Hop mogul P Diddy has been blamed for many crazy things over the years -- but a new court filing takes it to a whole new level!

In a filing obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking a restraining order against the star, real name Sean Combs, accusing him of a whole plethora of wrong doings.

According to Turks, the 41-year-old, along with his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King, is responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center amongst other outrageous alleged atrocities.

In the disturbing court documents, Turks claims that she dated Diddy, and that the two have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, 23 years old.

She alleges that she has been subjected to abuse from 2001 – 2010 and that: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair."

Valerie then goes on to say in her statement that is riddled with spelling and punctuation errors: "He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down him and Kim Porter and Wallace Wright, then Sean Combs and Kim and Wallace Wright came back 18 years later and raped and sexually abused my children and knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily.

“Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."

Valerie is requesting a cool $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for “loss of income.”

The judge refused to issue a temporary restraining order, and set a date for a hearing for Monday, January 31, 2011.

Buck
01-28-2011, 04:03 PM
Good luck

-King-
01-28-2011, 04:05 PM
ROFL Cocaine is a hell of a drug.



Edit: I just saw that she said that the chip was worth over 100 ZILLION dollars ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL OMG REALLY?

doomy3
01-28-2011, 04:06 PM
:facepalm:

Dicky McElephant
01-28-2011, 04:08 PM
Kind of reminds me of this.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=167690

Frazod
01-28-2011, 04:09 PM
Oh shit, did he slap Curtis?

BryanBusby
01-28-2011, 04:10 PM
If only the government was smart enough to figure out the actual truth behind 9/11!

blaise
01-28-2011, 04:10 PM
I want to sue him for making Mase's music.

blaise
01-28-2011, 04:11 PM
Doesn't she know more money, more problems?

KCUnited
01-28-2011, 04:11 PM
:mattcasselface:

DaFace
01-28-2011, 04:12 PM
Well, ok then.

alanm
01-28-2011, 04:12 PM
Stupidity never goes away does it?

DMAC
01-28-2011, 04:13 PM
Same thing happened to me. :(

Sofa King
01-28-2011, 04:13 PM
LMAO

rageeumr
01-28-2011, 04:15 PM
I find it amusing that she actually writes "Sean John P Diddy Combs" when referring to him in the documents.

teedubya
01-28-2011, 04:45 PM
I'm pretty sure she has no idea how many zeros are in a billion. But, I bet she knows there is one ZERO in her mirror.

FAX
01-28-2011, 04:47 PM
Damn. A 100 Zillion Dollars is a lot of money.

FAX

Jewish Rabbi
01-28-2011, 04:49 PM
Thread title fail.

First off, you don't need the word "a" in there. Secondly, it's redundant to put the "$" and then put dollars at the end.

Sorry, pet peeves. Let the neg reps come.

mikey23545
01-28-2011, 04:58 PM
Thread title fail.

First off, you don't need the word "a" in there. Secondly, it's redundant to put the "$" and then put dollars at the end.

Sorry, pet peeves. Let the neg reps come.

Look at your own redundancies, <i>Jewish</i> Rabbi...

suzzer99
01-28-2011, 05:17 PM
This woman is obviously batshit crazy. I really hope she isn't actually raising a child.

Pitt Gorilla
01-28-2011, 05:47 PM
Got 99 problems...

ROYC75
01-28-2011, 06:17 PM
Crack kills, but only sometimes.

Simply Red
01-28-2011, 10:13 PM
Tryin to get my hands on some Grants like Horace
Yeah livin the raw deal, three course meals
Spaghetti, fettucini, and veal
But still, everything's real in the field
And what you can't have now, leave in your will
But don't knock me for tryin to bury
Seven zeros, over in Rio Dijanery
Ain't nobody's hero, but I wanna be heard
On your Hot 9-7 everyday, that's my word

DeezNutz
01-28-2011, 10:16 PM
Shit, this is nothing.

Back in '03, Taco John told me that P. Diddy knocked down the Towers.

Der Flöprer
01-28-2011, 10:29 PM
After reviewing the facts of the case, she has a chance.

jd1020
01-28-2011, 10:58 PM
I wonder if there is any physical evidence left from those "rapes" and "beatings" 18 & 24 years ago.

Crush
01-28-2011, 11:01 PM
I wonder if there is any physical evidence left from those "rapes" and "beatings" 18 & 24 years ago.

Hopefully, she saved the boxes.

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/9941/boxofrapec.jpg

kysirsoze
01-28-2011, 11:08 PM
I bet she would settle out of court for that chip. I mean, c'mon Diddy. You're not even using it!

Lonewolf Ed
01-28-2011, 11:29 PM
This woman is obviously batshit crazy. I really hope she isn't actually raising a child.

If we could be so lucky. It's probably at least 7 she has...

SDChiefs
01-28-2011, 11:35 PM
How much exactly is a kazillion and which casino issues said chip. Bitch shoulda known not to push him cause he's close to the edge.

Der Flöprer
01-29-2011, 12:50 AM
How much exactly is a kazillion and which casino issues said chip. Bitch shoulda known not to push him cause he's close to the edge.

It's a lot of stress man. She's try-ing not to lose her head.

Ebolapox
01-29-2011, 03:46 PM
I don't know what they want from me.
it's like, the more money we come across
the more problems we see... (/Diddy, who did do it)

CHENZ A!
01-29-2011, 03:52 PM
It's all fucked up now! What I'mma do now?!

Ebolapox
01-29-2011, 04:31 PM
Judge: did diddy do it?
crazy bitch: diddy DID do it
Diddy's lawyer: dammit, diddy!

Old Dog
01-29-2011, 04:35 PM
I really hope she isn't actually raising a child.
Has obviously had some, but "raising them" I highly doubt.