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Renegade
01-28-2011, 03:18 PM
It appears as if there is a shortage of strippers in Dallas for next week's game. Several places are looking to hire and paying big $$$. I guess Jerry didn't plan very well.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Dallas-faces-stripper-shortage-before-Super-Bowl-XLV-012711

Rain Man
01-28-2011, 05:14 PM
that mayan comet just dropped to second on my list of concerns.
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KurtCobain
01-28-2011, 05:16 PM
The Super Bowl is fucked.

RedNFeisty
01-28-2011, 05:27 PM
Strippers from around the country will be flocking there.

HoneyBadger
01-28-2011, 05:35 PM
If they need a guy, then I'm there.

scott free
01-30-2011, 01:13 PM
I'll give'em a job planting tulips...

DTLB58
01-30-2011, 02:56 PM
Maybe some of them UFO's can drop some of their bitches over Jerry's place just in time for SB week.
That would bring new meaning to the phrase getting some strange. ;)

Saccopoo
01-30-2011, 03:07 PM
Strippers from around the country will be flocking there.

They usually do. It's just like around pay day at military towns, big conventions, big sporting events, etc.

Lonewolf Ed
01-30-2011, 03:27 PM
I've never been to a strip club in Dallas, not that I have been to Dallas very often. Does anyone know what "the rules" are there? Pasties? Keep a certain distance from the customer? Hell, once you've been to a strip club in Cabo San Lucas, nothing else can compare favorably.

DTLB58
01-30-2011, 03:35 PM
I've never been to a strip club in Dallas, not that I have been to Dallas very often. Does anyone know what "the rules" are there? Pasties? Keep a certain distance from the customer? Hell, once you've been to a strip club in Cabo San Lucas, nothing else can compare favorably.

Really? Fill us in?

Lonewolf Ed
01-30-2011, 03:37 PM
Really? Fill us in?

What happens in Cabo stays in Cabo... ;)

Lonewolf Ed
01-30-2011, 03:42 PM
But if enough people want to hear the tale, it is a pretty good one. Anybody?

Bwana
01-30-2011, 03:43 PM
But if enough people want to hear the tale, it is a pretty good one. Anybody?

Spill the beans Ed! :D

Lonewolf Ed
01-30-2011, 03:59 PM
Ok, for Bwana... My parents go to Cabo every year around Thanksgiving and since I cook and hablo espanol pretty well, they wanted me to come along. It was in 2002 or 2003 and I was looking around the bars for a place to watch the Chiefs play. I saw a place called the TD Bar and thought that sounded like just the place to watch some NFL games on Sunday.

When I went inside I soon realized the TD didn't stand for touchdown. Say it with a thick Mexican accent and you will understand. TD Bar...

But, they did have big screen TVs and satellite, so I could watch the Chiefs there. I ordered a beer and took a seat, noticing that it was rather early and I was the sole patron. Before my buns had time to warm up the chair, a dancer hopped on my lap and promptly shoved her hand down my shorts.

I looked at her and said, "Um... hi. And your name is?" She said it was Jasmine or Saffron or whatever. I told her my name and held out my hand hoping she'd let go of my junk. She didn't, so I just shrugged and shook her breast hello. My beer arrived just after that, so I had to get her to stand up and take her hand back so I could get my wallet out of my pocket.

The bouncer or floor manager or whatever he was asked me, "Hey, mang, joo like theese girl?" Um, she's okay, why? "See that hall over there? Joo can go into room with her and do anyteeng joo wan'." Uh, yeah... "Anyteeng, mang! 150 dollar, 10 meenits." I laughed and replied, First of all, 150 bucks?? And second, I can't do anything I want in ten minutes. Who do I look like, Speedy Gonzalez? He shrugged and walked off. I sat there sipping my beer and chuckling to myself. 150 bucks for 10 minutes... what, he has an egg timer back there? DING! Tough sheet if joo no feenish, gringo!

IF I was going to pay a dancer 150 bucks, she'd better be making me breakfast in the morning, too. Huevos rancheros with the works! Needless to say, I didn't catch the Chiefs on TV at the TD Bar.

cabletech94
01-30-2011, 04:02 PM
Ok, for Bwana... My parents go to Cabo every year around Thanksgiving and since I cook and hablo espanol pretty well, they wanted me to come along. It was in 2002 or 2003 and I was looking around the bars for a place to watch the Chiefs play. I saw a place called the TD Bar and thought that sounded like just the place to watch some NFL games on Sunday.

When I went inside I soon realized the TD didn't stand for touchdown. Say it with a thick Mexican accent and you will understand. TD Bar...

But, they did have big screen TVs and satellite, so I could watch the Chiefs there. I ordered a beer and took a seat, noticing that it was rather early and I was the sole patron. Before my buns had time to warm up the chair, a dancer hopped on my lap and promptly shoved her hand down my shorts.

I looked at her and said, "Um... hi. And your name is?" She said it was Jasmine or Saffron or whatever. I told her my name and held out my hand hoping she'd let go of my junk. She didn't, so I just shrugged and shook her breast hello. My beer arrived just after that, so I had to get her to stand up and take her hand back so I could get my wallet out of my pocket.

The bouncer or floor manager or whatever he was asked me, "Hey, mang, joo like theese girl?" Um, she's okay, why? "See that hall over there? Joo can go into room with her and do anyteeng joo wan'." Uh, yeah... "Anyteeng, mang! 150 dollar, 10 meenits." I laughed and replied, First of all, 150 bucks?? And second, I can't do anything I want in ten minutes. Who do I look like, Speedy Gonzalez? He shrugged and walked off. I sat there sipping my beer and chuckling to myself. 150 bucks for 10 minutes... what, he has an egg timer back there? DING! Tough sheet if joo no feenish, gringo!

IF I was going to pay a dancer 150 bucks, she'd better be making me breakfast in the morning, too. Huevos rancheros with the works! Needless to say, I didn't catch the Chiefs on TV at the TD Bar.

sweet. need to take a trip to cabo!

RedNFeisty
01-30-2011, 04:06 PM
But if enough people want to hear the tale, it is a pretty good one. Anybody?

Yeah, you can't leave us hanging like that!

Bwana
01-30-2011, 04:08 PM
Ok, for Bwana... My parents go to Cabo every year around Thanksgiving and since I cook and hablo espanol pretty well, they wanted me to come along. It was in 2002 or 2003 and I was looking around the bars for a place to watch the Chiefs play. I saw a place called the TD Bar and thought that sounded like just the place to watch some NFL games on Sunday.

When I went inside I soon realized the TD didn't stand for touchdown. Say it with a thick Mexican accent and you will understand. TD Bar...

But, they did have big screen TVs and satellite, so I could watch the Chiefs there. I ordered a beer and took a seat, noticing that it was rather early and I was the sole patron. Before my buns had time to warm up the chair, a dancer hopped on my lap and promptly shoved her hand down my shorts.

I looked at her and said, "Um... hi. And your name is?" She said it was Jasmine or Saffron or whatever. I told her my name and held out my hand hoping she'd let go of my junk. She didn't, so I just shrugged and shook her breast hello. My beer arrived just after that, so I had to get her to stand up and take her hand back so I could get my wallet out of my pocket.

The bouncer or floor manager or whatever he was asked me, "Hey, mang, joo like theese girl?" Um, she's okay, why? "See that hall over there? Joo can go into room with her and do anyteeng joo wan'." Uh, yeah... "Anyteeng, mang! 150 dollar, 10 meenits." I laughed and replied, First of all, 150 bucks?? And second, I can't do anything I want in ten minutes. Who do I look like, Speedy Gonzalez? He shrugged and walked off. I sat there sipping my beer and chuckling to myself. 150 bucks for 10 minutes... what, he has an egg timer back there? DING! Tough sheet if joo no feenish, gringo!

IF I was going to pay a dancer 150 bucks, she'd better be making me breakfast in the morning, too. Huevos rancheros with the works! Needless to say, I didn't catch the Chiefs on TV at the TD Bar.

Nice LMAO

150 for 10 minutes huh? You should have asked him if that was dollars, or pesos.

PunkinDrublic
01-30-2011, 05:09 PM
You know what the worst part of getting a bad lap dance is? Feeling the baby kick.

Lonewolf Ed
01-30-2011, 05:11 PM
You know what the worst part of getting a bad lap dance? Feeling the baby kick.

:clap:

:hmmm:

:huh:

Lonewolf Ed
01-30-2011, 05:12 PM
Nice LMAO

150 for 10 minutes huh? You should have asked him if that was dollars, or pesos.

He said dollars. Ay, caramba!

cardken
01-30-2011, 06:17 PM
Ok, for Bwana... My parents go to Cabo every year around Thanksgiving and since I cook and hablo espanol pretty well, they wanted me to come along. It was in 2002 or 2003 and I was looking around the bars for a place to watch the Chiefs play. I saw a place called the TD Bar and thought that sounded like just the place to watch some NFL games on Sunday.

When I went inside I soon realized the TD didn't stand for touchdown. Say it with a thick Mexican accent and you will understand. TD Bar...

But, they did have big screen TVs and satellite, so I could watch the Chiefs there. I ordered a beer and took a seat, noticing that it was rather early and I was the sole patron. Before my buns had time to warm up the chair, a dancer hopped on my lap and promptly shoved her hand down my shorts.

I looked at her and said, "Um... hi. And your name is?" She said it was Jasmine or Saffron or whatever. I told her my name and held out my hand hoping she'd let go of my junk. She didn't, so I just shrugged and shook her breast hello. My beer arrived just after that, so I had to get her to stand up and take her hand back so I could get my wallet out of my pocket.

The bouncer or floor manager or whatever he was asked me, "Hey, mang, joo like theese girl?" Um, she's okay, why? "See that hall over there? Joo can go into room with her and do anyteeng joo wan'." Uh, yeah... "Anyteeng, mang! 150 dollar, 10 meenits." I laughed and replied, First of all, 150 bucks?? And second, I can't do anything I want in ten minutes. Who do I look like, Speedy Gonzalez? He shrugged and walked off. I sat there sipping my beer and chuckling to myself. 150 bucks for 10 minutes... what, he has an egg timer back there? DING! Tough sheet if joo no feenish, gringo!

IF I was going to pay a dancer 150 bucks, she'd better be making me breakfast in the morning, too. Huevos rancheros with the works! Needless to say, I didn't catch the Chiefs on TV at the TD Bar.

$150.00 in Mexico that is Vegas price, Retail. Mexico in Tijuana it's 30 mins for $65-00-$80.00 depending on your negotiation skills. $150.00? Tisk, Tisk.

RedNFeisty
01-30-2011, 08:35 PM
Ok, for Bwana... My parents go to Cabo every year around Thanksgiving and since I cook and hablo espanol pretty well, they wanted me to come along. It was in 2002 or 2003 and I was looking around the bars for a place to watch the Chiefs play. I saw a place called the TD Bar and thought that sounded like just the place to watch some NFL games on Sunday.

When I went inside I soon realized the TD didn't stand for touchdown. Say it with a thick Mexican accent and you will understand. TD Bar...

But, they did have big screen TVs and satellite, so I could watch the Chiefs there. I ordered a beer and took a seat, noticing that it was rather early and I was the sole patron. Before my buns had time to warm up the chair, a dancer hopped on my lap and promptly shoved her hand down my shorts.

I looked at her and said, "Um... hi. And your name is?" She said it was Jasmine or Saffron or whatever. I told her my name and held out my hand hoping she'd let go of my junk. She didn't, so I just shrugged and shook her breast hello. My beer arrived just after that, so I had to get her to stand up and take her hand back so I could get my wallet out of my pocket.

The bouncer or floor manager or whatever he was asked me, "Hey, mang, joo like theese girl?" Um, she's okay, why? "See that hall over there? Joo can go into room with her and do anyteeng joo wan'." Uh, yeah... "Anyteeng, mang! 150 dollar, 10 meenits." I laughed and replied, First of all, 150 bucks?? And second, I can't do anything I want in ten minutes. Who do I look like, Speedy Gonzalez? He shrugged and walked off. I sat there sipping my beer and chuckling to myself. 150 bucks for 10 minutes... what, he has an egg timer back there? DING! Tough sheet if joo no feenish, gringo!

IF I was going to pay a dancer 150 bucks, she'd better be making me breakfast in the morning, too. Huevos rancheros with the works! Needless to say, I didn't catch the Chiefs on TV at the TD Bar.

Wowzers! My favorite joint is still Sammy's in Destin, Florida!!

WV
01-30-2011, 09:09 PM
Not sure about Dallas, but in Austin your free to feel up the merchandise, but they're not totally nude. The laws could be the same??

The small town I'm from is known all over the 4 state region because in WV the bars are open until 3 and there are somewhere around 6 totally nude strip joints in a 10 mile radius. People rent buses to come to the strip joints here.