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Simply Red
01-30-2011, 08:52 PM
off-brands that work:

*Publix 'In-Store' Brand
*Kroger's 'In-Store' Brand


I shit well w/ the 'OEM' as well:

Kelloggs Frosted Mini Wheats



FYI: If you eat out of habit, try to polish off a box per week, seriously, you will 'shit' shit, that you never knew was there.

It just seems healthy folks, ... fiber and pooping are important.


-Thanks

milkman
01-30-2011, 08:54 PM
Not this shit.

:banghead:

Pablo
01-30-2011, 08:55 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.

milkman
01-30-2011, 08:56 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.

In that case. let's hope it didn't happen.

KurtCobain
01-30-2011, 08:56 PM
All over the keyboard.

threebag02
01-30-2011, 08:57 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.



That's sick shit

Pablo
01-30-2011, 08:57 PM
I'm about to go break off a loaf of butthole-bread.

BRB guyz.

cabletech94
01-30-2011, 08:58 PM
i'd like to rep you, but i'm afraid the rest of the board may implode.

WV
01-30-2011, 09:00 PM
I don't think I can handle any additional increase in output, but thanks!

RedNFeisty
01-30-2011, 09:02 PM
Let the shit wars begin!!

Simply Red
01-30-2011, 09:04 PM
I never really believed it, thought it was sensationalized, and all. This 'fiber makes you crap well' gimmick, but sure enough, it's a great cleanser. ...really! ...shit's healthy, bras!

I wanted to tell you and all of my friends, so that they can/could crap well, too.


While I'm at it; you all should read up on epsom salt baths, the therapy they provide is no hyped bs gimmick, either. FEELS GOOD MAN!

threebag02
01-30-2011, 09:16 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Jb7opsJfAUgPDM::altonmitchell.tumblr.com/&t=1&usg=AFrqEzeOcUfcIgvt3bJs2WEgs6m5D1dxLAPics or it didn't happen.

Simply Red
01-30-2011, 09:42 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Jb7opsJfAUgPDM::altonmitchell.tumblr.com/&t=1&usg=AFrqEzeOcUfcIgvt3bJs2WEgs6m5D1dxLA

JEEZ! I've never been in a poop thread w/ you before. SHIT'S HARDCORE!

LiveSteam
01-30-2011, 09:45 PM
you wanna shit like a champ try this


Stewed Coyote

Ingredients :

3 kg Dog meat, * see note
1 1/2 cup Vinegar
60 x Peppercorns, crushed
6 tbl Salt
12 x Cloves garlic, crushed
1/2 cup Cooking oil
6 cup Onion, sliced
3 cup Tomato sauce
10 cup Boiling water
6 cup Red pepper, cut into strips
6 piece bay leaf
1 tsp Tabasco sauce
1 1/2 cup Liver spread, ** see note
1 whl fresh pineapple, cut 1/2 inch thick

Method :

* 1. First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire.
* 2. Carefully remove the skin while still warm and set aside for later (may be used in other recpies)
* 3. Cut meat into 1" cubes. Marinade meat in mixture of vinegar, peppercorn, salt and garlic for 2 hours.
* 4. Fry meat in oil using a large wok over an open fire, then add onions and chopped pineapple and suate until tender.
* 5. Pour in tomato sauce and boiling water, add green peper, bay leaf and tobasco.
* 6. Cover and simmer over warm coals until meat is tender. Blend in liver spread and cook for additional 5-7 minutes.
* * you can substiture lamb for dog. The taste is similar, but not as pungent.
* ** smooth liver pate will do as well.
* Suggested Wine: San Miguel Beer
* Serving Ideas : Rice, naturally.

BigVE
01-30-2011, 10:20 PM
Eh, raisin bran is better for that shit. I eat the mini-wheats all the time without noticing much....one bowl of raisin bran and shit hits the fan. so to speak.

Simply Red
01-30-2011, 10:24 PM
Eh, raisin bran is better for that shit. I eat the mini-wheats all the time without noticing much....one bowl of raisin bran and shit hits the fan. so to speak.

Nothing does it for me like the wheats, them shits dank shit. ..or something.

RedNFeisty
01-30-2011, 10:39 PM
you wanna shit like a champ try this


Stewed Coyote

Ingredients :

3 kg Dog meat, * see note
1 1/2 cup Vinegar
60 x Peppercorns, crushed
6 tbl Salt
12 x Cloves garlic, crushed
1/2 cup Cooking oil
6 cup Onion, sliced
3 cup Tomato sauce
10 cup Boiling water
6 cup Red pepper, cut into strips
6 piece bay leaf
1 tsp Tabasco sauce
1 1/2 cup Liver spread, ** see note
1 whl fresh pineapple, cut 1/2 inch thick

Method :

* 1. First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire.
* 2. Carefully remove the skin while still warm and set aside for later (may be used in other recpies)
* 3. Cut meat into 1" cubes. Marinade meat in mixture of vinegar, peppercorn, salt and garlic for 2 hours.
* 4. Fry meat in oil using a large wok over an open fire, then add onions and chopped pineapple and suate until tender.
* 5. Pour in tomato sauce and boiling water, add green peper, bay leaf and tobasco.
* 6. Cover and simmer over warm coals until meat is tender. Blend in liver spread and cook for additional 5-7 minutes.
* * you can substiture lamb for dog. The taste is similar, but not as pungent.
* ** smooth liver pate will do as well.
* Suggested Wine: San Miguel Beer
* Serving Ideas : Rice, naturally.

That's way to much work, I'll stick with the cereal.

Pioli Zombie
01-31-2011, 01:04 AM
www.doodie.com

Claynus
01-31-2011, 01:07 AM
Eat two slices of ezekiel bread and wash it down with this.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/naturalvitality/images/natural_calm_450_white.jpeg
Shit city.

Pioli Zombie
01-31-2011, 01:09 AM
Mueslix. Instant.

Crush
01-31-2011, 05:56 AM
Hot Pockets.

tooge
01-31-2011, 07:03 AM
I have sort of a wierd digestive system. I could set my clock by it. No matter what I eat, or when I eat it, I will have to shit 30 minutes later. I make it a point to be within 30 minutes of a hospital, church, or home whenever I eat.

thebrad84
01-31-2011, 10:49 AM
I have sort of a wierd digestive system. I could set my clock by it. No matter what I eat, or when I eat it, I will have to shit 30 minutes later. I make it a point to be within 30 minutes of a hospital, church, or home whenever I eat.

As in a random church to unload in the bathroom and then leave after completing your deposit? And a hospital? How bad can your dumps be that you've gone to the hospital?

Mr. Flopnuts
01-31-2011, 12:04 PM
As in a random church to unload in the bathroom and then leave after completing your deposit? And a hospital? How bad can your dumps be that you've gone to the hospital?

When it comes to public shitters, cleanliness is Godliness.

Claynus
01-31-2011, 01:56 PM
Take a shit at a high-end mall. It's like being rich.

tooge
01-31-2011, 02:23 PM
As in a random church to unload in the bathroom and then leave after completing your deposit? And a hospital? How bad can your dumps be that you've gone to the hospital?

lol. no, I like the clean bathrooms at churches and the oncology floor or orthopedics at hospitals are usuallyvery clean too and always well stocked with decent paper and good soap.

Simply Red
02-08-2011, 07:36 PM
today was another example of the completeness you'll get when you eat these golden nuggets. Yes that's right, tonight I pooped like there was no tomorrow. I sincerely recommend these things to the folks who don't shit enough. I went with the Kroger branded, tonight.

Donger
02-08-2011, 07:42 PM
There's a British cereal that was a staple growing up. I'll try to find it. But, it made me poop.

Donger
02-08-2011, 07:46 PM
Ah, here it is:

http://www.weetabix.co.uk/

Simply Red
02-08-2011, 07:56 PM
There's a British cereal that was a staple growing up. I'll try to find it. But, it made me poop.

lol.

threebag02
02-08-2011, 08:04 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzpHALOvTTC9numGb9-GxbBIfflzfF9E9o6_sR5ncfS0zL3J7QPA

CrazyPhuD
02-08-2011, 08:11 PM
Too much fiber is bad mkay?

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Mr. Laz
02-08-2011, 08:19 PM
you can get the same 'results' by having a bowl of your favorite veggies in water sitting in the fridge.

grabs the veggies for a snack instead of candy and your poop will be your friend. :)

Simply Red
05-26-2011, 11:58 AM
Raisin Bran works very well too. I feel it's worth mentioning - provided I've shit not only LATE last night, I'm about to pass another perfect brown little baby (or two) YET AGAIN!

RockChalk
05-26-2011, 12:10 PM
lol. no, I like the clean bathrooms at churches and the oncology floor or orthopedics at hospitals are usuallyvery clean too and always well stocked with decent paper and good soap.

A very important, but often over-looked component of a high-quality public pooper.

My office building supplies paper so thin you can see straight through it. I will get the cheap stuff for some toiletries at home, but I never skimp on toilet paper.

Simply Red
05-26-2011, 12:15 PM
A very important, but often over-looked component of a high-quality public pooper.

My office building supplies paper so thin you can see straight through it. I will get the cheap stuff for some toiletries at home, but I never skimp on toilet paper.

charmin and cottonelle leave miniscule paper residue rolls on my arse. I prefer quilted northern for my sweet ass.

RockChalk
05-26-2011, 12:24 PM
charmin and cottonelle leave miniscule paper residue rolls on my arse. I prefer quilted northern for my sweet ass.

Quilted northern was a staple of my household growing up.

I switched to Cottonelle a few years ago and have never looked back. I don't have the "miniscule paper residue roll" problem though LMAO

Graystoke
05-26-2011, 12:26 PM
True True..
But whit mini wheat you may need this mudflap accessory.

http://www.iowa80.com/DirectionsWEB/client/images/s02300.jpg

Simply Red
05-26-2011, 12:31 PM
True True..
But whit mini wheat you may need this mudflap accessory.

http://www.iowa80.com/DirectionsWEB/client/images/s02300.jpg

LMAO

Simply Red
05-26-2011, 12:32 PM
Quilted northern was a staple of my household growing up.

I switched to Cottonelle a few years ago and have never looked back. I don't have the "miniscule paper residue roll" problem though LMAO

I wipe really hard

RockChalk
05-26-2011, 12:37 PM
I wipe really hard

I follow up my TP wiping with a baby wipe at the end. Leaves a nice, cool refreshing sensation behind.

Graystoke
05-26-2011, 12:42 PM
I follow up my TP wiping with a baby wipe at the end. Leaves a nice, cool refreshing sensation behind.

You must still have toddlers in the house?
Or your Anal Retentive?

Simply Red
05-26-2011, 12:42 PM
remember to always END w/ 'dry' though. So after the wetnap - grap one more dose of Cottonelle. Finish dry, always.

RockChalk
05-26-2011, 12:44 PM
You must still have toddlers in the house?
Or your Anal Retentive?

Well it's not technically a baby wipe. It's a cottonelle wet wipe or something. It's not a mandatory thing, but if I have them on hand, I use 'em

cdcox
05-26-2011, 12:45 PM
I reccomend the Fiber-One brand of miniwheats, raisen bran, whatever. They have soluble fiber which is good for both your poop and your ticker. What more could you want?

Simply Red
05-26-2011, 12:47 PM
What more could you want?

cash/dollars in the actual cereal box?

Graystoke
05-26-2011, 12:48 PM
remember to always END w/ 'dry' though. So after the wetnap - grap one more dose of Cottonelle. Finish dry, always.

Hmmm...Go the distance then!
http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/05/200.jpg

Donger
05-26-2011, 12:55 PM
charmin and cottonelle leave miniscule paper residue rolls on my arse. I prefer quilted northern for my sweet ass.

You don't wrap it around your finger and insert, do you?

loochy
05-26-2011, 12:55 PM
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Donger
05-26-2011, 12:56 PM
The Kirkland brand at Costco is the best TP, BTW.

Simply Red
05-26-2011, 12:56 PM
You don't wrap it around your finger and insert, do you?

of course not, jesus!

Simply Red
05-26-2011, 12:57 PM
The Kirkland brand at Costco is the best TP, BTW.

When I can't go there - I get quilted northern, i agree though, overall = costco

RockChalk
05-26-2011, 01:03 PM
The Kirkland brand at Costco is the best TP, BTW.

What's good about it? Plusses? I'm not sponsored by Cottonelle, so I certainly have no obligation to purchase it

Donger
05-26-2011, 01:03 PM
of course not, jesus!

You can call me Donger.

Donger
05-26-2011, 01:05 PM
What's good about it? Plusses? I'm not sponsored by Cottonelle, so I certainly have no obligation to purchase it

Besides cost, I would say that it is both soft and strong. It also has a freakishly amazing ability to not clog the toilet when my daughter uses half a fucking roll of it after she takes a dump.

Simply Red
05-26-2011, 01:08 PM
Besides cost, I would say that it is both soft and strong. It also has a freakishly amazing ability to not clog the toilet when my daughter uses half a ****ing roll of it after she takes a dump.

LMAO

MOhillbilly
05-26-2011, 01:11 PM
you wanna shit like a true champ? Ill send you some colchicine and you will shit through a screen door for 3-4 days.


Brutal

RockChalk
05-26-2011, 01:12 PM
Besides cost, I would say that it is both soft and strong. It also has a freakishly amazing ability to not clog the toilet when my daughter uses half a ****ing roll of it after she takes a dump.

Must be a girl thing. My girlfriend uses half a roll per visit to the bathroom.

Donger
05-26-2011, 01:16 PM
Must be a girl thing. My girlfriend uses half a roll per visit to the bathroom.

When my boy was a lot younger, he never flushed when he would take a piss. One day, I noticed that he used TP when he peed. I asked him WTF he was doing and he said, "I use it to dry up the extra pee." I told him that we are guys and that we shake, not wipe. He said, "Won't that hurt it?"

LMAO

tooge
05-26-2011, 01:22 PM
by good shit, do you mean a two pound shot of liquid that is done in three seconds and requires half a roll to get all the collateral damage, OR, the two pound log that comes out so clean you only need one square of single ply and thats just from habit. Well?

RockChalk
05-26-2011, 01:30 PM
When my boy was a lot younger, he never flushed when he would take a piss. One day, I noticed that he used TP when he peed. I asked him WTF he was doing and he said, "I use it to dry up the extra pee." I told him that we are guys and that we shake, not wipe. He said, "Won't that hurt it?"

LMAO

LMAO

That's awesome

RockChalk
05-26-2011, 01:30 PM
the two pound log that comes out so clean you only need one square of single ply and thats just from habit. Well?

This is what I consider a good shit

Simply Red
05-26-2011, 01:31 PM
by good shit, do you mean a two pound shot of liquid that is done in three seconds and requires half a roll to get all the collateral damage, OR, the two pound log that comes out so clean you only need one square of single ply and thats just from habit. Well?

the second

tooge
05-26-2011, 01:33 PM
the second

Hmmm. I'll try it.

BigMeatballDave
05-26-2011, 03:40 PM
Awesome. A 'true' poop thread.

BigMeatballDave
05-26-2011, 03:42 PM
When my boy was a lot younger, he never flushed when he would take a piss. One day, I noticed that he used TP when he peed. I asked him WTF he was doing and he said, "I use it to dry up the extra pee." I told him that we are guys and that we shake, not wipe. He said, "Won't that hurt it?"

LMAOOMG LMAO I would've fallen over laughing had my son said that.

Radar Chief
05-26-2011, 03:47 PM
OR, the two pound log that comes out so clean you only need one square of single ply and thats just from habit. Well?

A.k.a. the "clean break".

Stewie
05-26-2011, 04:19 PM
Fiber bars. Chicory root will clean you out. Eat a fiber bar and listen to your stomach scheme as to how it's going to blow that shit out your ass.

CrazyPhuD
05-26-2011, 04:26 PM
Hmmm I'm thinking of creating my own brand of cereal. Call it frosted mini sheets, now with a free roll of toilet paper in every box.

IrishGal
05-26-2011, 07:54 PM
off-brands that work:

*Publix 'In-Store' Brand
*Kroger's 'In-Store' Brand


I shit well w/ the 'OEM' as well:

Kelloggs Frosted Mini Wheats



FYI: If you eat out of habit, try to polish off a box per week, seriously, you will 'shit' shit, that you never knew was there.

It just seems healthy folks, ... fiber and pooping are important.


-Thanks


LMAO

cdcox
05-26-2011, 08:41 PM
Fiber bars. Chicory root will clean you out. Eat a fiber bar and listen to your stomach scheme as to how it's going to blow that shit out your ass.

Fiber-One dark chocolate and almonds, FTW!

big nasty kcnut
05-26-2011, 08:47 PM
I like a poop that clean you and your soul out.

RubberSponge
05-27-2011, 05:12 AM
Any Kashi Granola cereal will make your turds do loops around the bowl.

I prefer the Mountian Medley flavor.