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Chiefs Rool
02-01-2011, 01:57 PM
I want it to end NOW!! :cuss::banghead::cuss::banghead::#

KCrockaholic
02-01-2011, 01:58 PM
Because that's the year the Chiefs would have won the SB.

Inspector
02-01-2011, 01:59 PM
Because it would screw up a lot of stories and a movies if it didn't.

I wish it wasn't true but I guess it's too late.

Chiefs Rool
02-01-2011, 01:59 PM
just found out my wife has been cheating on me and I'm divorcing her.

Der Flöprer
02-01-2011, 02:00 PM
just found out my wife has been cheating on me and I'm divorcing her.

Damn. Sorry to hear it. But she really should've been smarter than to fuck someone on a potential snow day.

Rain Man
02-01-2011, 02:01 PM
Ooh. That's a bummer. Sorry to hear.

Der Flöprer
02-01-2011, 02:01 PM
Did you, uhh, walk in on it?

KurtCobain
02-01-2011, 02:02 PM
just found out my wife has been cheating on me and I'm divorcing her.

Is she cheating on you with a guy that would give a seven year old a ride home?

Chiefs Rool
02-01-2011, 02:06 PM
here is what the rest of my day is consisting of, after spending over $100 at the old liquor store, that woulda pissed her off a week ago.

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af325/JakeWilson69/MCAELLLENS.jpg

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af325/JakeWilson69/anchorsteam_bottle.jpg

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af325/JakeWilson69/dogfishheadindianbrownale.jpg

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af325/JakeWilson69/stone-arrogant-bastard-ale.jpg

I'm treating myself like a king today, fuck her

Dicky McElephant
02-01-2011, 02:07 PM
So what the fuck happened? Let's hear details.....

Der Flöprer
02-01-2011, 02:07 PM
That's a nice bottle of scotch.

Chiefs Rool
02-01-2011, 02:07 PM
well I'm off to the outhouse, my buddy wants to take me there right now, lol.

Der Flöprer
02-01-2011, 02:08 PM
The outhouse? That's an interesting place to go with another dude. :spock: You guys gonna just shoot the shit?

KCrockaholic
02-01-2011, 02:08 PM
What a hooker.

blaise
02-01-2011, 02:09 PM
well I'm off to the outhouse, my buddy wants to take me there right now, lol.

The outhouse, huh?

CaliforniaChief
02-01-2011, 02:09 PM
This thread is teetering between floating off to page 5 and the HOC. It could go either way.

blaise
02-01-2011, 02:09 PM
THE OUTHOUSE IS A DUMP PLACE TO GO!!!

sedated
02-01-2011, 02:10 PM
well I'm off to the outhouse, my buddy wants to take me there right now, lol.

not a bad place to be snowed-in

suds79
02-01-2011, 02:10 PM
Dude you can't just say that and leave us hanging.

What happened?

KurtCobain
02-01-2011, 02:13 PM
My bad.

bowener
02-01-2011, 02:15 PM
Because that's the year the Chiefs would have won the SB.

While I agree, I think the Chiefs would have technically won it in February of 2013... but they would have whooped some asses up until Dec. 21st.

KCrockaholic
02-01-2011, 02:15 PM
Don't be a dump ass. Just tell us.

sedated
02-01-2011, 02:15 PM
we've had a few of these on CP, and it been proven that the best thing to do in these situations is to post nude pics of her.

KCrockaholic
02-01-2011, 02:15 PM
While I agree, I think the Chiefs would have technically won it in February of 2013... but they would have whooped some asses up until Dec. 21st.

Yes. That.

Marcellus
02-01-2011, 02:18 PM
Damn. Sorry to hear it. But she really should've been smarter than to **** someone on a potential snow day.

LMAO

Dicky McElephant
02-01-2011, 02:18 PM
we've had a few of these on CP, and it been proven that the best thing to do in these situations is to post nude pics of her.

This. It helps with the healing process.

Extra Point
02-01-2011, 02:19 PM
Sorry about the bad news, Chiefs Rool. Don't say "**** her." Just **** her over.

Der Flöprer
02-01-2011, 02:19 PM
Yep. Post the nudies of her, then forward her the link. That shit is therapeutic. Trust us.

Flachief58
02-01-2011, 02:20 PM
If you get the chance, tell her you forgive her and wanna have make-up sex with her. Then act like you're going down on her and superglue her twat shut! Revenge is a bitch!

Mr. Plow
02-01-2011, 02:21 PM
Damn. Sorry to hear man.

Baby Lee
02-01-2011, 02:27 PM
Don't be a dump ass. Just tell us.

Well, you see, there's there's this hair salon on the floor above him, and he thought it was closed, but there was music blaring from it. . .

ChiefsandO'sfan
02-01-2011, 02:29 PM
I want it to end NOW!! :cuss::banghead::cuss::banghead::#

Dude dont be a dumbass and do something stupid like kill her or follow her around .............women not worth it all evil bitches

Over-Head
02-01-2011, 02:31 PM
well I'm off to the outhouse, my buddy wants to take me there right now, lol. for the love of god man,,,go to the SHED, not outhouse.
The outhouse will let you watch each other wipe your asses with a Sears catalog after a good dump.
The Shed, will let ya smoke a blunt and laugh at the fact she cant bitch about it :D

Oh, as a man who's been through divorce, I concurr with the other posts.
Naked pic's of the slut on here will bring you MUCH needed stress relief.
You should take the time to vent it out...lord knows I wish I had ;)

JD10367
02-01-2011, 03:16 PM
well I'm off to the outhouse, my buddy wants to take me there right now, lol.

I hope these aren't metaphors. :dom:

Art Vader
02-01-2011, 03:25 PM
Maybe u shoulda taken your chick to the outhouse?

Lzen
02-01-2011, 03:27 PM
That sucks. Sry to hear it. But don't do anything stupid.

KurtCobain
02-01-2011, 04:04 PM
Wait, you're wife was fucking some dude in an outhouse while watching that 2012 movie? That was a long fucking movie, damn you're ex-chick had some stamina!

bevischief
02-01-2011, 04:53 PM
Well, you see, there's there's this hair salon on the floor above him, and he thought it was closed, but there was music blaring from it. . .

:D

bevischief
02-01-2011, 04:54 PM
Sorry to hear and go call off for tomorrow.

RedNeckRaider
02-01-2011, 05:02 PM
Dude dont be a dumbass and do something stupid like kill her or follow her around .............women not worth it all evil bitches

Well earned red dots. Oh and hi gochiefs nice to meet your latest mult~

Chiefs Rool
02-01-2011, 05:03 PM
Dude dont be a dumbass and do something stupid like kill her or follow her around .............women not worth it all evil bitches

of course I'm not gonna do anyting stupid like that. She has left to go live with her mother and after all of the court BS I hope I never see her again. Im just glad we didnt have kids. She;lll probably try to come back when she's pregnant with that dudes baby and try to pass it off as mine, but I ain't playin that shit.

we decided to go to a different strip club in lawrence, the pink flamingo. it was meh, but having tities in my face helped a little I guess.

I'm just gonna drink adn drink some more and call in tomorrow

Dicky McElephant
02-01-2011, 05:04 PM
Umm.....or you could do the following.

1. Tell us what the fuck happened.

2. Post naked pics of her.

3. ??????

4. Profit

Count Alex's Losses
02-01-2011, 05:04 PM
Well earned red dots. Oh and hi gochiefs nice to meet your latest mult~

You are a dumb ass mother fucker.

SNR
02-01-2011, 05:07 PM
Let me guess.

She left you because she got sick of you storming into rooms announcing big shit and then leaving to go drink with the guys without explaining any details.

ChiefsandO'sfan
02-01-2011, 05:08 PM
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I just hope it wasn't him with her

Chiefs Rool
02-01-2011, 05:09 PM
Umm.....or you could do the following.

1. Tell us what the **** happened.
she confessed her affair to me last night and I tried to act like it didnt bother me and told her to gtfo and we're divorcing. She left this morning to go live with her mother, good riddance

2. Post naked pics of her.
no

3. ??????

4. Profit
yes, my finances will skyrocket



there ya go

RedNeckRaider
02-01-2011, 05:09 PM
You are a dumb ass mother ****er.

Oh hi gochiefs! nice to talk to you again in the same thread under your latest username...when you are not using a mult. I do wonder how often you and your mults carry on a conversation~

Ebolapox
02-01-2011, 05:10 PM
fuck her sister or her best friend. in the ass. then go ass to mouth. then tell her mother about it. then fuck her mother. in the ass. then go ass to mouth. and tell her and her whole family about it.

Chiefs Rool
02-01-2011, 05:11 PM
**** her sister or her best friend. in the ass. then go ass to mouth. then tell her mother about it. then **** her mother. in the ass. then go ass to mouth. and tell her and her whole family about it.

one of her friends, yes. her sister or should I say "big sis" and mother, HELL NO

CaliforniaChief
02-01-2011, 05:13 PM
one of her friends, yes. her sister or should I say "big sis" and mother, HELL NO

You have a constitutional obligation to carry this thread to completion.

Bowser
02-01-2011, 05:16 PM
Sorry to hear.

Ebolapox
02-01-2011, 05:16 PM
one of her friends, yes. her sister or should I say "big sis" and mother, HELL NO

my daddy served in teh army, where he lost his left nut. you remind me of him. fuck all of her friends and family members post haste. you have enough alcohol in you to make it feasible.

Dicky McElephant
02-01-2011, 05:17 PM
there ya go

Any details on the affair? Anyone you know?

Ebolapox
02-01-2011, 05:17 PM
did he drive a seven year old ho.....nevermind, repost.

Chiefs Rool
02-01-2011, 05:18 PM
my daddy served in teh army, where he lost his left nut. you remind me of him. **** all of her friends and family members post haste. you have enough alcohol in you to make it feasible.

go to that people of walmart page and you will probably see my ex mother and sister in law. I dont think there are enoughd rugs and booze to get me to fuck that

Chiefs Rool
02-01-2011, 05:21 PM
Any details on the affair? Anyone you know?

I've met the dude in church many times and seemed like a nice enough guy, I guess they started fucking while she went off to "lunch" after church and I would go watch football, which was here so it must have been at his house or something.

KCrockaholic
02-01-2011, 05:40 PM
I've met the dude in church many times and seemed like a nice enough guy, I guess they started ****ing while she went off to "lunch" after church and I would go watch football, which was here so it must have been at his house or something.

Football>>>>>That Bitch

Well worth it man.

Eric Berry never cheated on you. He loves you.

KurtCobain
02-01-2011, 05:44 PM
I've met the dude in church many times and seemed like a nice enough guy, I guess they started ****ing while she went off to "lunch" after church and I would go watch football, which was here so it must have been at his house or something.

Well, atleast he's a nice guy.

CaliforniaChief
02-01-2011, 05:53 PM
It's too bad they only did a 6 week study of the 10 Commandments.

Gadzooks
02-01-2011, 05:53 PM
If it means anything to you... I wouldn't have fucked you wife with your dick.

KC Tattoo
02-01-2011, 06:07 PM
Obligatory "Anti-Freeze"



Don't think of this as the ending, but the beginning of a new life. Give yourself some time to regroup then enjoy the things in life that you like to do on your own. You will soon find some one else to replace her, she isn't worth it. It sucks now but better now than living a life with her as a lie that she loved you.

AndChiefs
02-01-2011, 06:12 PM
Did you walk in on it or did she tell you?

Art Vader
02-01-2011, 06:19 PM
danggg they're going straight to hell... just tell everyone at your church? lol

Over-Head
02-01-2011, 06:32 PM
You are a dumb ass mother ****er.
No thats you.....noswad said so :D

Chiefs Rool
02-01-2011, 06:38 PM
Did you walk in on it or did she tell you?

she told me and I told her to fuck off.

ChiefsandO'sfan
02-01-2011, 06:39 PM
she told me and I told her to **** off.

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watch this might make you feel better best video i seen ever about chiefs

Chiefs Rool
02-01-2011, 06:41 PM
I'm sure this bitch is going to get all of my shit. I've been with her for almost 9 years, we got married 6 years ago. She has never had a steady job, can't support herself because she has no skills. I've been working my ass off to pay for everything and support us. We have no kids, but she still didn't want to go get a job, she just wanted to be a housewife because she;s lazy ass bitch and she better not be able to get half my shit or more. But some judge will prolbably rule that because she has no skills to support herself she gets more, even though she cheated on me

LiveSteam
02-01-2011, 06:43 PM
I'm sure this bitch is going to get all of my shit. I've been with her for almost 9 years, we got married 6 years ago. She has never had a steady job, can't support herself because she has no skills. I've been working my ass off to pay for everything and support us. We have no kids, but she still didn't want to go get a job, she just wanted to be a housewife because she;s lazy ass bitch and she better not be able to get half my shit or more. But some judge will prolbably rule that because she has no skills to support herself she gets more, even though she cheated on me


Yup. you got it right. & the judge will be a female cunt like your X
Its absoult fucking BULL SHIT TO. Sorry you have to go threw such pain.

Der Flöprer
02-01-2011, 06:45 PM
What a worthless cunt. Interesting. My EVO want to change the word cunt to Cynthia. Any chance that's her name?

LiveSteam
02-01-2011, 06:47 PM
Get the best lawyer you can afford. & have him or her put the boots to Cynthia. I mean CUNT

Chiefs Rool
02-01-2011, 07:37 PM
That's a nice bottle of scotch.

damn strait. I just polished off the indian brown ale and now workin on this fine bottle f scotch

bevischief
02-01-2011, 07:41 PM
I'm sure this bitch is going to get all of my shit. I've been with her for almost 9 years, we got married 6 years ago. She has never had a steady job, can't support herself because she has no skills. I've been working my ass off to pay for everything and support us. We have no kids, but she still didn't want to go get a job, she just wanted to be a housewife because she;s lazy ass bitch and she better not be able to get half my shit or more. But some judge will prolbably rule that because she has no skills to support herself she gets more, even though she cheated on me

Sell off all the important stuff cheap to a friend that you trust so you can get it back.

Hog Farmer
02-01-2011, 08:08 PM
That damn Mr. bignastykcnut, he fucks up so many marriages.

rockymtnchief
02-01-2011, 08:16 PM
I'm sure this bitch is going to get all of my shit. \

Not if it's flammable! :D

Sorry to hear about the bitch.

JD10367
02-01-2011, 08:19 PM
Not if it's flammable! :D

You really should specify as to whether you mean his stuff is flammable, or the bitch is flammable. Just sayin'.

acesn8s
02-01-2011, 08:38 PM
I'm sure this bitch is going to get all of my shit. I've been with her for almost 9 years, we got married 6 years ago. She has never had a steady job, can't support herself because she has no skills. I've been working my ass off to pay for everything and support us. We have no kids, but she still didn't want to go get a job, she just wanted to be a housewife because she;s lazy ass bitch and she better not be able to get half my shit or more. But some judge will prolbably rule that because she has no skills to support herself she gets more, even though she cheated on meI will hold your shit for a 10% holding fee. ;)

rockymtnchief
02-01-2011, 08:47 PM
You really should specify as to whether you mean his stuff is flammable, or the bitch is flammable. Just sayin'.

Flip a coin. o:-)

J Diddy
02-01-2011, 08:55 PM
That damn Mr. bignastykcnut, he ****s up so many marriages.



ROFL

Over-Head
02-01-2011, 08:56 PM
Just tell the bitch stright up, your suing HER for adultry.
Just keep yer willy put for a few months so she can`t comeback with teh same thing.
Tell her you`ll rack yup the credit cards, bounce rent cheques, drink the bill payments and go to jail before you pay her a dime.

Hey worked for me...I told the judge give me the 10-15 personal things I wanted, (mostly my music gear..Les Paul, Fender Strat Amps, woulda got my drums but the stunned bitch sold em for $500.00 instead of the $15,000 they were worth) she got the rest, and never again gets more, or just put me away now cuz I`ll kill her first after the 13 years of hell she caused me and be out in 7-9 years