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Over-Head
02-02-2011, 08:24 AM
The Mrs just droppped the news on me

I know, I know, it's crazy isn't it? I can't believe it myself. I wasn't going to put it on here because , I mean well she just found out.

. I mean who would have guessed that we are expecting AGAIN!!




























She just came back and said "It's official...... were expecting MORE snow today and AGAIN tomorrow... !"..

And My F**ken snowblowers in the shop :#


hehehe

ReynardMuldrake
02-02-2011, 08:29 AM
Congra... I mean **** you. :cuss:

Inspector
02-02-2011, 08:30 AM
Way to go!

And when you say "HOLY FUCK", does that mean you did it in church?

If so, cool....

Dartgod
02-02-2011, 08:33 AM
Thank goodness this is a joke. The last thing we need in this world is another Raider fan.

ChiefaRoo
02-02-2011, 08:37 AM
Congrats to your wife and the Fed Ex guy.

Sofa King
02-02-2011, 08:49 AM
lol. i'm guessing by the responses people either aren't reading the second part or they don't care.


that being said, if your wife really is pregnant, it's not my fault. i used protection and shot in on her lower back.

Over-Head
02-02-2011, 08:51 AM
Thank goodness this is a joke. The last thing we need in this world is another Raider fan.
Wifes a Panthers fan, I'm a Raider fan...littel guy showes more intrest in Diego, Fineas & Pherb, Dinosaur Train , and Word Word than footbll....much to my sadness :(

ChiefaRoo
02-02-2011, 08:52 AM
Oh ok, snow, scroll down, ...funny

nstygma
02-02-2011, 08:53 AM
my snowblower is always operable

Scorp
02-02-2011, 08:55 AM
I wouldn't of gotten to excited.........it wouldn't be yours more than likely.

WV
02-02-2011, 08:57 AM
I can't get my snowblower to work much either.....says it hurts her jaws.

Over-Head
02-02-2011, 09:03 AM
lol. i'm guessing by the responses people either aren't reading the second part of they don't care .
That wouldn't happen here on the Cp would it? :eek:

Over-Head
02-02-2011, 09:04 AM
I wouldn't of gotten to excited.........it wouldn't be yours more than likely. snow doesnt really belong to anyone does it??

Deberg_1990
02-02-2011, 09:10 AM
Your not foooling anyone here. We all know you dont have sex with your wife anymore. : )

Over-Head
02-02-2011, 09:15 AM
Your not foooling anyone here. We all know you dont have sex with your wife anymore. : ) thanks for blabbing azzhole

Over-Head
02-02-2011, 09:16 AM
Oh ok, snow, scroll down, ...funny nothen slow about you is there ;)

beach tribe
02-02-2011, 09:17 AM
Well Guess what bro, I just got the news that my first is on the way. WOW.

Jenson71
02-02-2011, 09:23 AM
Scrape it out with a shovel

Rams Fan
02-02-2011, 09:26 AM
This thread has potential.

Talisman
02-02-2011, 10:33 AM
Well, getting snowed in is a good time to work on making babies. Just remember, if you're wanting a Raider fan, PIIHB.

loochy
02-02-2011, 10:36 AM
At first I was thinking "isn't he a little old for another kid?"

Mr. Kotter
02-02-2011, 10:44 AM
CONGRATS! :toast:

If you want to ensure the baby will be a Raider fan, make sure you get a lobotomy along with the circumcision. Maybe the doc will give you a discount for multiple procedures.

Over-Head
02-02-2011, 11:20 AM
Well Guess what bro, I just got the news that my first is on the way. WOW. For real!! CONGRATS!! :clap:

Rams Fan
02-02-2011, 11:21 AM
For real!! CONGRATS!! :clap:

THIS. Congrats Beach Tribe!

Over-Head
02-02-2011, 11:21 AM
CONGRATS! :toast:

If you want to ensure the baby will be a Raider fan, make sure you get a lobotomy along with the circumcision. Maybe the doc will give you a discount for multiple procedures.:facepalm: didn't scroll all teh way down did ya??:D

Jenson71
02-02-2011, 11:21 AM
Dude, you want to go out. You want to see the world. You want to be able to live your life. You need to 'take care of this,' and the sooner the better. Get a shovel, and start digging at 'er. Does it suck not having better technology? Yeah, but that costs a lot, and there aren't many people willing to voluntarily do it for free. It's up to you. It's going to be painful, but you need to get rid of it. When you're done, throw it out in the street and let a snowplow take it away. You just have to let a little inconvenience now pave the way for a convenient later.

kstater
02-02-2011, 11:21 AM
Can't be mine. I only put it in your wife's ass.

Pioli Zombie
02-02-2011, 11:22 AM
Congratulations! I know just how you feel. Last year our dog had puppies. Its the same thing. Dogs are like family. Puppies equal children!

Over-Head
02-02-2011, 11:23 AM
This thread has potential.

It has now!!

Over-Head
02-02-2011, 11:23 AM
Dude, you want to go out. You want to see the world. You want to be able to live your life. You need to 'take care of this,' and the sooner the better. Get a shovel, and start digging at 'er. Does it suck not having better technology? Yeah, but that costs a lot, and there aren't many people willing to voluntarily do it for free. It's up to you. It's going to be painful, but you need to get rid of it. When you're done, throw it out in the street and let a snowplow take it away. You just have to let a little inconvenience now pave the way for a convenient later. LMAOROFL

LiveSteam
02-02-2011, 11:44 AM
Congrats to your wife and the Fed Ex guy.

this

bevischief
02-02-2011, 01:23 PM
Well Guess what bro, I just got the news that my first is on the way. WOW.

Congrats!

Chief Henry
02-02-2011, 02:03 PM
Congratulations lil drummer boy...one of my nephews and his wife just
had a healthy 6.8 17 inch baby boy this morning.

acesn8s
02-02-2011, 04:24 PM
Is this code for your gay boyfriend is in the hospital with aids and your wife is expecting you to give her a little in his absence?

Pawnmower
02-02-2011, 04:26 PM
He has to take a shit and they are going to name it Al Davis Overhead

Chiefs Pantalones
02-02-2011, 04:31 PM
That's terrible. Raider fans should not procreate. It would make the world a better place and less crime filled.

Over-Head
02-02-2011, 05:01 PM
That's terrible. Raider fans should not procreate. It would make the world a better place and less crime filled. Didn`t bother scrolling all the way down did ya :facepalm: