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notorious
02-04-2011, 08:39 PM
All the credit goes to PublicDrunkin for this one.

Would you have sex with a smoking hot chick if you knew she has crabs?

http://www.ecardmedia.eu/data/media/729/Sarah_Shahi_1212_Wallpaper.jpg

Saul Good
02-04-2011, 08:39 PM
Yes

Saul Good
02-04-2011, 08:39 PM
I'd shave her first.

Omaha
02-04-2011, 08:41 PM
Ouch! I think the knowledge that she's got crabs makes her seem dirty &, thus, less hot. I would pass for sure.

notorious
02-04-2011, 08:41 PM
Private poll to protect the married.


My answer is no, since I'm married. :D

Pablo
02-04-2011, 08:41 PM
Yes. They make shampoo for that shit.

booger
02-04-2011, 08:42 PM
Yes. They make shampoo for that shit.

yup just give the itchy kitty a flea bath

DaneMcCloud
02-04-2011, 08:44 PM
Fuck yeah.

RID works.

notorious
02-04-2011, 08:45 PM
Fuck, I guess I'm not surprised with the results. ROFL

Count Alex's Wins
02-04-2011, 08:45 PM
Make her shampoo your crotch afterwards.

BTW, what's up with people who have crabs? I'm not familiar with the ailment, but why should anyone have crabs if shampoo gets rid of them?

PunkinDrublic
02-04-2011, 08:45 PM
I'll be honest, when a smoking hot chick is willing to go through the indignity of having sex with me, I don't really concern myself with the "details". Unless of course that detail means having a hard on that puts mine to shame.

notorious
02-04-2011, 08:47 PM
I'll be honest, when a smoking hot chick is willing to go through the indignity of having sex with me, I don't really concern myself with the "details". Unless of course that detail means having a hard on that puts mine to shame.

JFC I am in tears. ROFL ROFL ROFL

Pioli Zombie
02-04-2011, 08:58 PM
Sure what the hell go for the gusto

booger
02-04-2011, 09:04 PM
Make her shampoo your crotch afterwards.

BTW, what's up with people who have crabs? I'm not familiar with the ailment, but why should anyone have crabs if shampoo gets rid of them?

its like chicken pox only just around your notty parts

RJ
02-04-2011, 09:09 PM
Only if I felt I had no shot at getting a smoking hot chick who did not have crabs.

And if I weren't married, of course.

Fortunately for me I have a beautiful, parasite-free wife.

I think I should make a point of telling her that tonight. Sometimes we take our loved ones for granted. I bet when I tell her she'll shed a little tear.

threebag02
02-04-2011, 09:19 PM
Do I have a crab on my mustache?

NSFW


http://img3.visualizeus.com/thumbs/08/12/05/funny,moustache,portrait,pussy-6c8b9270c007e8bf5a82112286a972de_m.jpg

booger
02-04-2011, 09:21 PM
Only if I felt I had no shot at getting a smoking hot chick who did not have crabs.

And if I weren't married, of course.

Fortunately for me I have a beautiful, parasite-free wife.

I think I should make a point of telling her that tonight. Sometimes we take our loved ones for granted. I bet when I tell her she'll shed a little tear.

That parasite free part could make a great hallmark card:

Sorry i've been so b!tchy
I've just been really itchy
Here's a sample of shampoo
try it and you will feel better too

booger
02-04-2011, 09:26 PM
or a label for the pubie shampoo:

Stop scratching your patch!
Be parasite free again today!

Mizzou Dude
02-04-2011, 09:26 PM
I banged a lot lizard once and I knew she had the crabs. She was constantly scratching herself while she was at the front counter buying some Pall Malls and Vagasil. We made eye contact, she blushed and the rest was history. I think she was about 4 months pregnant. Does that count as a 3-way?
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Mr. Laz
02-04-2011, 09:43 PM
yep

just manscape your "area" and then breakout the crab shampoo ... gone in 24-48 hours.

CrazyHorse
02-04-2011, 09:48 PM
No.

There's always the next smokin hot chic. Now if I thought that I would never get another chance.........maybe.

But I probably wouldn't eat it without melted butter. That would be gross.

CaliforniaChief
02-04-2011, 09:51 PM
Not a chance. If she's got crabs, the odds are good she's got other creatures too.

jd1020
02-04-2011, 09:53 PM
I like how people say "Yes, they would have sex with a smoking hot chick if she has crabs" then they make a condition about shaving and shampooing to eliminate them before having sex with her.

Me? **** NO! I'm not that desperate for pussy.

LiveSteam
02-04-2011, 09:56 PM
Is this some kind of trick question ?

Psyko Tek
02-04-2011, 10:15 PM
yes
to find out who is honest
and who is lying

Baconeater
02-04-2011, 10:17 PM
Oh hell fucking no.

Phobia
02-04-2011, 10:27 PM
I already have sex with a smoking hot chick 3-4x a week whether I need it or not and she's not infested. So, I'm gonna have to pass.

ChiefButthurt
02-04-2011, 10:33 PM
I already have sex with a smoking hot chick 3-4x a week whether I need it or not and she's not infested. So, I'm gonna have to pass.


3 to 4 times per week? BS meter just went off. :D

RustShack
02-04-2011, 10:37 PM
Fuck yes. Jesus fuck yes I would. They have shit to get rid of crabs, hell I'd burn the forest down to bang her.

LiveSteam
02-04-2011, 10:37 PM
I already have sex with a smoking hot chick 3-4x a week whether I need it or not and she's not infested. So, I'm gonna have to pass.

do you blow her up with your mouth or an air compressor? :evil:

Phobia
02-04-2011, 10:38 PM
3 to 4 times per week? BS meter just went off. :D

Every other day. Those are the rules in our house.

Phobia
02-04-2011, 10:38 PM
do you blow her up with your mouth or an air compressor? :evil:

That's my daily gal. I'm not counting her.

JD10367
02-04-2011, 10:51 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BuNgBZOljw0/Sr5kB6L68RI/AAAAAAAAAWw/woKTJpuCPs0/s400/CrabbyDicks.jpg

trndobrd
02-04-2011, 10:53 PM
She can shave.

RedNFeisty
02-04-2011, 10:57 PM
Ah, some of you are sick bastards!! ROFL

chefsos
02-04-2011, 11:02 PM
Damnit! If I could find a clip of Cheech & Chong's "Buster" bit, it would be posted right here.

EDIT: Heh. That pic JD posted is not photoshopped.

GloryDayz
02-04-2011, 11:12 PM
If they're hot, they're shaven. If they're shaven, there's better news for the crabaphoab! Not a perfect solution, but no hair means less to hold on to for the critters. So there you go...

Pioli Zombie
02-04-2011, 11:20 PM
Maybe I'd just take it down a notch and fuck her in the mouth and suck on her tits. That way its not a sin.

PunkinDrublic
02-04-2011, 11:37 PM
Ah, some of you are sick bastards!! ROFL

I like to think of myself as being accepting.

JOhn
02-05-2011, 12:28 AM
Well considering in my younger days I hit a few that were cute but not smokin hot & they did have them....:eek:

Hell why not? Nothing a little cream won't clear up in day or too...ROFL

teedubya
02-05-2011, 01:10 AM
How shitty would it be to NOT know... and go munch her... and come up with crabs in your goatee?

rtmike
02-05-2011, 01:18 AM
Only if I felt I had no shot at getting a smoking hot chick who did not have crabs.

And if I weren't married, of course.

Fortunately for me I have a beautiful, parasite-free wife.

I think I should make a point of telling her that tonight. Sometimes we take our loved ones for granted. I bet when I tell her she'll shed a little tear.


CP is responsible for someone getting some action again.

Bewbies
02-05-2011, 01:18 AM
How shitty would it be to NOT know... and go munch her... and come up with crabs in your goatee?

Probably better than to come up and look like a vampire.

Lumpy
02-05-2011, 01:32 AM
Probably better than to come up and look like a vampire.

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-2/count-von-count-sesame-street.jpg

1 crab... 2 crabs... 3 crabs... 4... wait, what's this? a blood clot?! 1 blood clot!!Ah... ah.. ah...

Fairplay
02-05-2011, 01:37 AM
This thread needs more pics.

Bewbies
02-05-2011, 01:41 AM
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-2/count-von-count-sesame-street.jpg

1 crab... 2 crabs... 3 crabs... 4... wait, what's this? a blood clot?! 1 blood clot!!Ah... ah.. ah...

First I ROFL

Then I :Lin:

Pushead2
02-05-2011, 03:51 AM
perhaps....

Tribal Warfare
02-05-2011, 05:09 AM
damn straight antibiotic ointment later

ChiefButthurt
02-05-2011, 07:24 AM
Every other day. Those are the rules in our house.

ROFL

JD10367
02-05-2011, 08:12 AM
I'm wondering if this poll needs more clarification, as I'd bet a lot of the guys clicking on "I'd hit it" have never actually had crabs before. Whether or not you've had to deal with them will probably skew your viewpoint.

Tribal Warfare
02-05-2011, 09:37 AM
I'm wondering if this poll needs more clarification, as I'd bet a lot of the guys clicking on "I'd hit it" have never actually had crabs before. Whether or not you've had to deal with them will probably skew your viewpoint.

If it's that hot of a chick, believe me plenty of us would bear the consequences afterwards.

vailpass
02-05-2011, 09:38 AM
Probably the worst part of crabs is that moment when the doctor looks up at you and says "you have crabs". Fucking embarassing.

Demonpenz
02-05-2011, 09:54 AM
I thought the title said Carbs. I was like hmmm yeah I dunno, depends if the carbs are doritios

Pioli Zombie
02-05-2011, 12:10 PM
I had a female supervisor, kind of a gross lady anyway, tell me that she was once had crabs on her eyelashes. Think about that one.

JD10367
02-05-2011, 12:47 PM
I had a female supervisor, kind of a gross lady anyway, tell me that she was once had crabs on her eyelashes. Think about that one.

::: raises his sunglasses :::

Bet she didn't see them coming.

YEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

booger
02-05-2011, 12:58 PM
Probably the worst part of crabs is that moment when the doctor looks up at you and says "you have crabs". ****ing embarassing.

thats why i go to the vet:thumb:

JD10367
02-05-2011, 01:00 PM
thats why i go to the vet:thumb:

You just like it when she takes your temperature by sticking the thermometer up your ass. :dom:

booger
02-05-2011, 01:03 PM
You just like it when she takes your temperature by sticking the thermometer up your ass. :dom:

my dog always smiles when its my turn

JD10367
02-05-2011, 01:05 PM
my dog always smiles when its my turn

"Bear down..."

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/corbis/DGT349/doctor-holding-giant_~OYF20072.jpg

booger
02-05-2011, 01:08 PM
better give me the whole box of scoobie snacks afterwords, that thing is scary!

Over-Head
02-05-2011, 01:11 PM
All the credit goes to PublicDrunkin for this one.

Would you have sex with a smoking hot chick if you knew she has crabs?



NO

TIED5573
02-05-2011, 01:23 PM
Maybe I'd just take it down a notch and **** her in the mouth and suck on her tits. That way its not a sin.

Ah, yes. Presidential sex. Oh, for the good ole' days:thumb:

|Zach|
02-05-2011, 01:25 PM
Absolutely not.

T-post Tom
02-05-2011, 01:43 PM
Crabs aren't so bad. Here's an easy way to get rid of them:

Go to the movie theatre with nothing on but a trenchcoat. Order two large buckets of extra salty popcorn and one extra large soda. Go watch your movie. During the movie, eat one bucket of popcorn and drink your soda. Open your trenchcoat and dump the other bucket of popcorn in your lap.

When the crabs go to get a drink, change seats.

suzzer99
02-05-2011, 01:50 PM
Ha ha. Everyone knows the way to get rid of crabs is to shave off half your pubic hair, then light the other half on fire. When the crabs start jumping out to the other side, jab them with an ice pic.

CrazyPhuD
02-05-2011, 02:44 PM
Is she still 17? If so then hell yes!