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big nasty kcnut
02-04-2011, 10:04 PM
The professor on Gilligan Island why couldn't he fix the boat. Well they said he wanted to study plants. Well what if instead he decided to do a social experiment? You see he made all these other gadget and stuff for the castaways. Yet couldn't fix the boat. I think he did knew but he wanted to study the people for a study so when they did get back he would be rich from his study on the castaways. Also why didn't Gilligan fight back i think the truth is he was drugged down by the professor to not ruin his experiment no one is that stupid. Also the howells and the ladies were lead to believe in the fact he couldn't fix the boat to help him not be pressured by the skipper.

KurtCobain
02-04-2011, 10:06 PM
The professor was a fucking con-artist! It's all so clear now!

Deberg_1990
02-04-2011, 10:09 PM
The professor on Gilligan Island why couldn't he fix the boat.

Im pretty certain its because the producers didnt want to cancel the show, thereby making more $$.

threebag02
02-04-2011, 10:25 PM
The vessel was rendered useless and could not be fixed without bumper grease.

Jewish Rabbi
02-04-2011, 10:28 PM
http://jonno2002.myftp.org/fail/failboat2.jpg

ChiefsNow
02-04-2011, 10:29 PM
Is this post about politics?

Chief Chief
02-04-2011, 10:31 PM
I believe your right, big kcnut! That professor was one smart dude. I think he also brought along a stowaway dressed in a gorilla suit just so the castaways would have an animal antagonist to deal with.

Thig Lyfe
02-04-2011, 10:32 PM
I'm waiting until penz posts in this thread to form an opinion.

Rain Man
02-04-2011, 10:37 PM
You're way overthinking this. The professor was on an island with an old married couple, two unattractive dweebs, and two gorgeous single women. Would you fix the boat if you were him?

CosmicPal
02-04-2011, 10:45 PM
The island is a direct representation of HELL. Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to leave. Each one of the characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins:

Ginger represents LUST - she wears skimpy outfits, is obsessed with her looks, and is a borderline nymphomaniac.

Mary Ann represents ENVY - she is jealous of Ginger's beauty.

The Professor represents PRIDE - he is an annoying know-it-all.

Mr. Howell represents GREED - no explanation needed.

Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH - she has never lifted a finger to help on any of their escape plans.

The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY - no explanation needed; and ANGER - he violently hits Gilligan on each show.

This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who put them there. He prevents them from leaving by foiling all of their escape plots. Also, it is HIS Island.

Therefore, Gilligan is SATAN.

plbrdude
02-04-2011, 10:56 PM
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after seeing this thread this is all i could think of.

milkman
02-04-2011, 10:58 PM
Holy crap.

KcMizzou
02-04-2011, 10:59 PM
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KcMizzou
02-04-2011, 10:59 PM
Holy crap.ROFL

listopencil
02-04-2011, 11:01 PM
...and you are writer, correct?

listopencil
02-04-2011, 11:02 PM
The island is a direct representation of HELL. Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to leave. Each one of the characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins:

Ginger represents LUST - she wears skimpy outfits, is obsessed with her looks, and is a borderline nymphomaniac.

Mary Ann represents ENVY - she is jealous of Ginger's beauty.

The Professor represents PRIDE - he is an annoying know-it-all.

Mr. Howell represents GREED - no explanation needed.

Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH - she has never lifted a finger to help on any of their escape plans.

The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY - no explanation needed; and ANGER - he violently hits Gilligan on each show.

This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who put them there. He prevents them from leaving by foiling all of their escape plots. Also, it is HIS Island.

Therefore, Gilligan is SATAN.



Very good- except Gilligan in fact represents ANGER. He just creates it in others rather than personifying it himself.

Art Vader
02-04-2011, 11:05 PM
The prof shoulda knocked at least one of those hot bitches up. Mary Ann was the bomb. I wouldn't have fixed the boat either.

Dave Lane
02-04-2011, 11:08 PM
Mr Cosmic Pal I believe you are on to something.

KcMizzou
02-04-2011, 11:11 PM
Is this yet another LOST discussion? Where's Buck?

KChiefs1
02-04-2011, 11:42 PM
The island is a direct representation of HELL. Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to leave. Each one of the characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins:

Ginger represents LUST - she wears skimpy outfits, is obsessed with her looks, and is a borderline nymphomaniac.

Mary Ann represents ENVY - she is jealous of Ginger's beauty.

The Professor represents PRIDE - he is an annoying know-it-all.

Mr. Howell represents GREED - no explanation needed.

Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH - she has never lifted a finger to help on any of their escape plans.

The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY - no explanation needed; and ANGER - he violently hits Gilligan on each show.

This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who put them there. He prevents them from leaving by foiling all of their escape plots. Also, it is HIS Island.

Therefore, Gilligan is SATAN.

I asked this of Sherwood Schwartz at a Gilligan's Island symposium & he basically said that this was a true depiction of his hell.

teedubya
02-04-2011, 11:46 PM
Too bad the Smoke Monster didn't take them all out at the start of the show.

Buck
02-05-2011, 12:17 AM
Is this yet another LOST discussion? Where's Buck?

They died the instant the ship wrecked.
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KcMizzou
02-05-2011, 12:18 AM
They died the instant the ship wrecked.
Posted via Mobile DevicePerfect.

big nasty kcnut
02-05-2011, 01:42 AM
Well i was thinking about it but also the other thing way didn't they make out with ginger and maryann. I think cause the howell were sex freaks that like to watch.

KcMizzou
02-05-2011, 01:43 AM
Well i was thinking about it but also the other thing way didn't they make out with ginger and maryann. I think cause the howell were sex freaks that like to watch.Also perfect.

Guru
02-05-2011, 01:49 AM
ROFL

Fairplay
02-05-2011, 02:06 AM
It turned out to be more then just a three hour tour.

Der Flöprer
02-05-2011, 02:22 AM
The fuck?

Thig Lyfe
02-05-2011, 02:39 AM
It all turned out to be Bob Newhart's dream.

Gonzo
02-05-2011, 09:40 AM
Not a fan of the island. Never have been. It's way too homo-erotic. Mary-ann was smoking hot but she never got railed. Afaik
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Extra Point
02-05-2011, 01:10 PM
Wasn't there once a Ginger/Mary Ann poll?

Easy 6
02-05-2011, 01:16 PM
Mary Ann always asking Gilligan if he wanted some coconut creme pie?

Yep, sexual innuendo.

Brock
02-05-2011, 01:17 PM
they're all dead /spoiler

Over-Head
02-05-2011, 01:28 PM
Wow, never knew this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Castaways_on_Gilligan%27s_Island

DeezNutz
02-05-2011, 01:31 PM
Palin should have never kept them on that island.

KurtCobain
02-05-2011, 01:48 PM
Palin should have never kept them on that island.

She had a target on Gilligan.

T-post Tom
02-05-2011, 02:09 PM
Am I the only one that wanted to tie Mrs. Howell to a coconut tree and bang her like a dinner bell on the ponderosa? And as for Mr. Schwartz's other hotties: don't even get me started on Alice. SCHWING!!!

Over-Head
02-05-2011, 04:32 PM
Am I the only one that wanted to tie Mrs. Howell to a coconut tree and bang her like a dinner bell on the ponderosa? And as for Mr. Schwartz's other hotties: don't even get me started on Alice. SCHWING!!! your a sick sick man :shake:

KChiefs1
02-05-2011, 04:38 PM
Am I the only one that wanted to tie Mrs. Howell to a coconut tree and bang her like a dinner bell on the ponderosa? And as for Mr. Schwartz's other hotties: don't even get me started on Alice. SCHWING!!!

That tight little blue maids outfit always brings wood!