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Simply Red
02-04-2011, 11:48 PM
I almost got groped today. So close. I almost gave someone $46 for tantric sex. But when I got the people out of my mind, I got the check back with an excuse saying that I had a headache and immediately ripped it up, and told them to leave.

I'm damaged now. I used to be so trusting of people. No one has ever tried to outright 'grope' me. It pisses me off that 1) I didn't say 'no' right away and 2) that people do this groping business.

Yeah, it's a learning moment. I'm glad that ultimately nothing happened, but I'm disappointed in myself and in people right now.

Anyone got groping stories? I hate groper-people. If you are a "groper,"

AIDS tree yourself now.


Thanks!

Bewbies
02-04-2011, 11:51 PM
After a Thrashers game I was on the wonderful MARTA train and some drunk chick groped my tookus for about 30 seconds. At first I thought she was trying to steal my wallet... LMAO

Simply Red
02-04-2011, 11:53 PM
Dirty Dirty - R'Spek!

Simply Red
02-04-2011, 11:55 PM
currently off of Lenox - How funny.

listopencil
02-04-2011, 11:58 PM
I was groped...and I liked it.

listopencil
02-04-2011, 11:59 PM
A lot.

Simply Red
02-05-2011, 12:07 AM
this is probably the worst copycat thread ever, I'm honestly just bored outta my mind. Feel free to drop pics or anything else, Christ, I"m scoping 'Panic Room' for Pete's sake.

Pushead2
02-05-2011, 12:12 AM
yes, on stage - a girl grabbed my junk. not funny hurt like hell..

Simply Red
02-05-2011, 12:19 AM
To be honest, pushead, I just like a warm pocket to put it in, like a car in a heated garage.

JOhn
02-05-2011, 12:26 AM
Regularly :thumb:

88TG88
02-05-2011, 12:29 AM
I am also very bored right now.

SLAG
02-05-2011, 12:33 AM
I usually do the groping..

Do any of you need to be groped?

Pushead2
02-05-2011, 12:37 AM
To be honest, pushead, I just like a warm pocket to put it in, like a car in a heated garage.

ROFLROFL

JOhn
02-05-2011, 12:41 AM
I usually do the groping..

Do any of you need to be groped?

:hmmm:

Naw, I think I'm good tonight. Hot chicks in the hotel tonight, so I'll get back to ya. ROFL

Simply Red
02-05-2011, 12:45 AM
:hmmm:

Naw, I think I'm good tonight. Hot chicks in the hotel tonight, so I'll get back to ya. ROFL

where are you?

Simply Red
02-05-2011, 12:50 AM
Alrighty, pussy me out, i'm crashin! lol

Miles
02-05-2011, 12:52 AM
New eraserhead pic?

rtmike
02-05-2011, 12:56 AM
Only one time sticks out. Long, long time ago my brother & a few friends are trolling the county fair. We stopped to talk to some chicks who were sitting down. One of them reaches out & rubs my Johnson when I'm not looking & proclaims "Yep, it's real"

teedubya
02-05-2011, 12:58 AM
No. But I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

wutamess
02-05-2011, 12:59 AM
Leaving the club, some lady decided to frisk me for some reason. Pulled on Mobey.

Bewbies
02-05-2011, 01:05 AM
Dirty Dirty - R'Spek!

Missed this, busy over in the cesspool side of the forum talking about Glenn Beck being a CIA plant. :D

Go Thrashers!!

keg in kc
02-05-2011, 01:20 AM
we're gropers first...but who can walk away from a bag full of wallets?

Fairplay
02-05-2011, 01:24 AM
I think SR was drunk.

JOhn
02-05-2011, 01:40 AM
where are you?
Work of course

JD10367
02-05-2011, 08:20 AM
There is this one guy who keeps grabbing my junk and yanking it around.

Oh, wait. That's me. Never mind.

58-4ever
02-05-2011, 08:24 AM
Shaun Smith made my junk feel awful small with his huge hands.

Rausch
02-05-2011, 08:24 AM
I almost got groped today. So close. I almost gave someone $46 for tantric sex. But when I got the people out of my mind, I got the check back with an excuse saying that I had a headache and immediately ripped it up, and told them to leave.

...

Simply Red
02-05-2011, 08:36 AM
...

lol, and I don't drink, Fairplay re: post#23.

Rausch
02-05-2011, 08:43 AM
lol, and I don't drink...

Consider it...

Simply Red
02-05-2011, 08:49 AM
I can't dude, I'd go down entirely. I'd fall to my death. I'm an unsafe 'drinker' and completely lose my mind. I HONESTLY had no choice, Brad.

Rausch
02-05-2011, 08:52 AM
I can't dude, I'd go down entirely. I'd fall to my death. I'm an unsafe 'drinker' and completely lose my mind. I HONESTLY had no choice, Brad.

Well then, I stand corrected.

You can always go see a Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan romantic comedy.

A safer way to make a bad decision and waste money...

Simply Red
02-05-2011, 08:56 AM
Well then, I stand corrected.

You can always go see a Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan romantic comedy.

A safer way to make a bad decision and waste money...

c`mon man, I'll smoke tatteeeey - just sayin' and fuck chick flix not named The Break Up. ...heh

bevischief
02-05-2011, 09:33 AM
TSA?

Bowser
02-05-2011, 02:21 PM
You can't rape the willing. So I'm told.

Predarat
02-05-2011, 03:24 PM
I was in a club and this older gal groped me. I wasn't even 21 yet.

Over-Head
02-05-2011, 03:54 PM
Few months back in a bank of all places Waiting in line

Donger
02-05-2011, 04:28 PM
Yes.

Dylan
02-05-2011, 04:32 PM
Jesus -- At least once a month on the NYC subway!





gotta go - The Real Housewives of Bevely Hills' is on

Donger
02-05-2011, 04:40 PM
Jesus -- At least once a month on the NYC subway!





gotta go - The Real Housewives of Bevely Hills' is on

That's terrible.

Only once a month?

SLAG
02-05-2011, 05:31 PM
My Services are still on the table

Over-Head
02-05-2011, 05:33 PM
Jesus -- At least once a month on the NYC subway!

Those are pick pockets NOT perverts :D