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kstater
02-05-2011, 11:21 AM
http://deadspin.com/5752262/mark-sanchezs-17+year+old-lady-friend-has-found-a-lawyer

Bowser
02-05-2011, 11:23 AM
The comments are awesome....

Rain Man
02-05-2011, 11:24 AM
The law cannot interfere with true love. If they really love each other, they will end up together.

Actually, this seems like a bad idea on Sanchez's part. A really, really bad idea.

KCUnited
02-05-2011, 11:24 AM
Sanchester.

aturnis
02-05-2011, 11:25 AM
So Sanchez likes them young. Who doesn't?

kstater
02-05-2011, 11:26 AM
The comments are awesome....

LMAO

"This is obviously a big mistake. He was probably trying to hit on her 20-year-old friend, and just missed wildly"

Rams Fan
02-05-2011, 11:27 AM
From the comments section:

Step it up, Sanchez. When Leinart was banging a high-schooler, at least she was on a reality show.

LMAO

CaliforniaChief
02-05-2011, 11:28 AM
The comments are awesome....

This.

"Let's go eat a G-D after school snack!"

"Hansen and Seat, L.L.C."

"The Jets just keep stockpiling young talent."

LMAO

keg in kc
02-05-2011, 11:30 AM
This is obviously a big mistake. He was probably trying to hit on her 20-year-old friend, and just missed wildly.LMAO

Bill Parcells
02-05-2011, 11:30 AM
http://i53.tinypic.com/apefev.png

Bill Parcells
02-05-2011, 11:33 AM
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/3117/chrishansen2p.jpg

KCFalcon59
02-05-2011, 11:34 AM
http://i53.tinypic.com/apefev.png

:Lin:

Pablo
02-05-2011, 11:35 AM
Franchester.

Valiant
02-05-2011, 11:36 AM
Yeah, I was thinking she probably lied about her age.. after seeing the facebook page, I tend to agree more she lied about the age after meeting him at a club..

And she is also 17 and legal..

kstater
02-05-2011, 11:36 AM
http://cdn2.famegame.com/share/upload/image/media/1531695_TPlattCPlattJPlattEKruger_120810.jpg/Array.jpg

Rams Fan
02-05-2011, 11:37 AM
Yeah, I was thinking she probably lied about her age.. after seeing the facebook page, I tend to agree more she lied about the age after meeting him at a club..

And she is also 17 and legal..

I thought 18 was the legal age?

Bill Parcells
02-05-2011, 11:37 AM
Yeah, I was thinking she probably lied about her age.. after seeing the facebook page, I tend to agree more she lied about the age after meeting him at a club..

And she is also 17 and legal..

I think 17 is legal in NY.

CaliforniaChief
02-05-2011, 11:39 AM
Any pics of her feet yet? #BigRex

Saccopoo
02-05-2011, 11:58 AM
It's a good idea to know the laws (particularly if you are a handsome pro quarterback picking up chicks in clubs):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

Marcellus
02-05-2011, 11:58 AM
The comments are awesome....

What a ****ing scumbag.

/Now that that's out of the way, can you imagine how hot this chick must be? I mean, remember how hot the chick who was banging the quarterback your senior year in high school was? This chick skipped (or went through) high school and college and went straight to the pros. Now that's talent.

//Seriously, despicable though.

///But, Jesus, so hot.

The Jets just keep stockpiling young talent. Reply (http://deadspin.com/5752262/mark-sanchezs-17+year+old-lady-friend-has-found-a-lawyer#) <cite></cite>



AJ, you might want to subpoena Mark Brunell if this thing goes too far. You just know Sanchez forced him to smell his finger. Reply (http://deadspin.com/5752262/mark-sanchezs-17+year+old-lady-friend-has-found-a-lawyer#)

Pioli Zombie
02-05-2011, 12:25 PM
I will freely admit if 17 year old Victoria Justice (18 later this mont:) were made available to me I would bend her over and buy her the biggest steak in town.

Extra Point
02-05-2011, 12:35 PM
Haven't heard that Donovan tune in a long while.

She got her One Hour MarkSanchizing!

TheGuardian
02-05-2011, 12:41 PM
Sanchez will ALMOST fuck her and some Chief fans will talk about how clutch he is.

kstater
02-05-2011, 12:42 PM
Sanchez will ALMOST fuck her and some Chief fans will talk about how clutch he is.


ROFL

JD10367
02-05-2011, 12:45 PM
If that's her, she's fine bangin' material.

As for her age... The age line is pretty ambiguous IMO. That girl, at 17, looks more developed than girls I've known at 20. And while he's a douchebag, Sanchez just turned 24 this past November. It's not like he's Joe Namath and carrying an AARP card.

Art Vader
02-05-2011, 12:48 PM
Favre hit that already

Over-Head
02-05-2011, 12:56 PM
If that's her, she's fine bangin' material.

As for her age... The age line is pretty ambiguous IMO. That girl, at 17, looks more developed than girls I've known at 20. And while he's a douchebag, Sanchez just turned 24 this past November. It's not like he's Joe Namath and carrying an AARP card.
well that and plus the fact she "suposedly " met him in a club or at a club.

IF, it were in a drinking establishment they met, (I'm assuming the age is 21), it would be quite innocent that after going through a door check to ensure no one uf non-legal age were present and meeting someone there, you would *think* they were at least 21 or older....
As a matter of fact, if it were a situation like this, and I were Sanchize, i'd be going after entrapment!! just say'n

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._history_of_alcohol_minimum_purchase_age_by_state


NY is 21 as of 1985.

NJ is 21 as of 83

booger
02-05-2011, 12:56 PM
she knows that he's got crabs in his pants but she wants to bang him anyway cause they got shampoo for that

GloryDayz
02-05-2011, 01:01 PM
That dirty-Sanchez!!

kstater
02-05-2011, 01:04 PM
well that and plus the fact she "suposedly " met him in a club or at a club.

IF, it were in a drinking establishment they met, (I'm assuming the age is 21), it would be quite innocent that after going through a door check to ensure no one uf non-legal age were present and meeting someone there, you would *think* they were at least 21 or older....
As a matter of fact, if it were a situation like this, and I were Sanchize, i'd be going after entrapment!! just say'n

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._history_of_alcohol_minimum_purchase_age_by_state


NY is 21 as of 1985.

NJ is 21 as of 83

Not that it matters because she's legal, but ignorance isn't a defense. And NY law specifically says that with regards to consent.

suzzer99
02-05-2011, 01:12 PM
It's a good idea to know the laws (particularly if you are a handsome pro quarterback picking up chicks in clubs):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

Or you can just carry around the Ted Kennedy "Wheel O Consent", you just line up each state with the girl's age and get a green go sign or red stop sign.

Over-Head
02-05-2011, 01:59 PM
Not that it matters because she's legal, but ignorance isn't a defense. And NY law specifically says that with regards to consent. well that sucks!.
Either way 90% of us here would bang her if given the chance

Thig Lyfe
02-05-2011, 02:06 PM
Not that it matters because she's legal, but ignorance isn't a defense. And NY law specifically says that with regards to consent.

Didn't Rob Lowe get away with it because the girl had lied about her age?

brorth
02-05-2011, 02:24 PM
What about the poor kid that tried to reel her in early with that rock on her left ring finger?

LiveSteam
02-05-2011, 02:28 PM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs502.ash1/29706_124148847619996_100000746458119_165652_3557875_n.jpg

I find nothing wrong with it

Bwana
02-05-2011, 02:31 PM
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuurty Sanchez

Fairplay
02-05-2011, 03:51 PM
In Arkansas the girls need to be married and pregnant by 14 or they are considered over the hill.

Phobia
02-05-2011, 03:52 PM
This is precisely why I confiscate all my victims' phones before removing their blindfolds.

BigCatDaddy
02-05-2011, 04:01 PM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs502.ash1/29706_124148847619996_100000746458119_165652_3557875_n.jpg

I find nothing wrong with it

"Look over there ladies. Did Bo get splashed or just piss his pants again?"

ChiefsCountry
02-05-2011, 04:13 PM
So it sounds like he met the stupid bitch and the club, where she had a fake or somehow got in, from his part it looked pretty legit. I think most of us would probally asummed the same thing.

Over-Head
02-05-2011, 04:21 PM
So it sounds like he met the stupid bitch and the club, where she had a fake or somehow got in, from his part it looked pretty legit. I think most of us would probally asummed the same thing.
Kinda what I was thinking.
Sick teh cops on her for drinking under age, bitch knew what she was doing, probably had her parents put her up to it..

Dylan
02-05-2011, 04:27 PM
Does the NYPost & Daily News know about this? I couldn't get past "Age 17."



BREAKING: CNN, Anderson Cooper Is Leaving Egypt!

Good thing. God forbid the Muslim Brotherhood finds out he is gay.

baitism
02-05-2011, 05:17 PM
well that sucks!.
Either way 90% of us here would bang her if given the chance
10% better be women or gays.

suzzer99
02-05-2011, 07:05 PM
There are naked pics of this girl out there. Pretty hot.

Huffman83
02-05-2011, 08:13 PM
"What I love about them high school girls. I get older...they stay the same age."

http://www.oligoville.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dazed-and-confusedjpg.jpeg

WV
02-05-2011, 08:24 PM
Wonder if they went to the mens room together?

JD10367
02-05-2011, 09:35 PM
There are naked pics of this girl out there. Pretty hot.

Nice! And if she's 17, technically you now have cookies on your computer that will track you back to underage porn! :thumb:

http://www.lolpedo.com/pedobear-pictures/pedobear-busted-by-chris-hansen.jpg

suzzer99
02-05-2011, 10:15 PM
Yeah me and about a million others. We're all going down.

Thig Lyfe
02-05-2011, 10:22 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/apefev.png

OMG

She's not old enough to buy cigarettes!!!!!

ChiefsCountry
02-05-2011, 10:27 PM
OMG

She's not old enough to buy cigarettes!!!!!

Well duh, she's not old enough to be in a club either.

suzzer99
02-05-2011, 10:29 PM
Her parents must be so proud.

MahiMike
02-05-2011, 10:30 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/apefev.png

She seems like such a sweet girl. Did they meet in church?:evil:

MahiMike
02-05-2011, 10:32 PM
Seriously, what a skank. He could do better in high school.

teedubya
02-05-2011, 10:36 PM
She kinda looks like Alicia Silverstone circa Aerosmith videos.

Barret
02-05-2011, 10:40 PM
What is the mathematical ruling say on this?

Half the age then add 7 or is it add 9??

So if Sanchez is 24...(12+7=19) she is 17...soooo...He is still "robbin the cradle"

chefsos
02-05-2011, 10:50 PM
OMG

She's not old enough to buy cigarettes!!!!!

Well duh, she's not old enough to be in a club either.Damn, all kinds of laws being broken here. Was she texting while driving, too?

suzzer99
02-05-2011, 11:16 PM
She better not have been or she's going to get Justin Bieber on her ass.

Reerun_KC
02-05-2011, 11:46 PM
Sanchez will ALMOST **** her and some Chief fans will talk about how clutch he is.

Okay that is LMAO

Well played!

teedubya
02-06-2011, 12:12 AM
FTR, I banged a 29 year old that I met at a bar, when I was 18, on my fake id... told her I was 22.

philfree
02-06-2011, 12:18 AM
FTR, I banged a 29 year old that I met at a bar, when I was 18, on my fake id... told her I was 22.

Yeah she believed that:rolleyes:

I told a girl I was 29...well I tell all the girls that. Sadly it doesn't work. My best line next year will be "I'm 50 years old. You know what that means? .........LOL I fuck like two 25 year olds! Ka bOOm klank!


PhilFree:arrow:

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-07-2011, 12:25 AM
Hispanic culture/get over it.

Giver 'er a dirty, dirty!ROFL

salame
02-07-2011, 12:26 AM
he is the man
don't be hatin

Bambi
02-07-2011, 12:36 AM
prob 1oak, they love underage girls.

kstater
02-09-2011, 08:12 AM
Decently written article.

http://deadspin.com/#!5755011/the-somewhat-romantic-story-of-mark-sanchez-and-a-17+year+old-girl

Sofa King
02-09-2011, 08:38 AM
http://i53.tinypic.com/apefev.png

SHE'S WEARING A RING! ABORT! ABORT!

siberian khatru
02-09-2011, 08:50 AM
It reminds me of a scene from one of my favorite Woody Allen movies, "Manhattan," when Allen and his 17-year-old girlfriend Mariel Hemingway are walking down the sidewalk with their double-date partners Diane Keaton and Michael Murphy, with the adults having a pseudo-intellectual New York conversation.

Keaton turns to Hemingway and asks:


- What do you do, Tracy?
- I go to high school.

Over-Head
02-09-2011, 08:59 AM
Still not sure if this chick reminds me of a Marcia Brady (Maureene McCormic) or Laurie Partridge (Susan Dey)

alpha_omega
02-09-2011, 09:44 AM
What a dumb b**ch!

beach tribe
02-09-2011, 10:25 AM
If she smokes, she pokes.

Bambi
02-09-2011, 10:27 AM
so cute, still has her baby fat...

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2011/02/09/news/photos_stories/vert051508--300x450.jpg

Bambi
02-09-2011, 10:27 AM
oh, by the way... her dad's worth about $100 million

Sofa King
02-09-2011, 11:25 AM
oh, by the way... her dad's worth about $100 million

Go on......

notorious
02-09-2011, 11:25 AM
What a dumb b**ch!

Sanchez or the girl?

Bambi
02-09-2011, 11:42 AM
Go on......

nypost article:

Jets' Sanchez and HS gal in QB 'sack'
By PERRY CHIARAMONTE in Greenwich, Conn., and DAN MANGAN in NY
Last Updated: 12:27 PM, February 9, 2011
Posted: 1:41 AM, February 9, 2011
Comments: 94

More Print
She's in high school and dating the star quarterback -- of the Jets!
Superstar Gang Green play caller Mark Sanchez "hooked up" in his New Jersey home last month with a striking 17-year-old Connecticut high-school girl -- whose preppy dad is a super-wealthy financier, a bombshell new report claims.
Sexy rich girl Eliza Kruger not only bragged on Facebook about "MARK F--ING SANCHEZ" texting her after they flirted at a hip Manhattan nightclub on New Year's Eve -- she also took photos of a mussed-up bed in his boudoir as "proof" of their huddle just days later.

PATRICKMCMULLAN
PAY DIRT! Eliza Kruger, 17 (above), says she "hooked up" with Jets star Mark Sanchez at his Jersey home last month, and offered a bedroom photo as proof to Deadspin, which yesterday reported the fling.


"We went back to his place in Jersey after dinner. He lives on a golf course. There was a big storm," Eliza told Deadspin.com, according to that website, which identified her only as E.K.
Asked if she "hooked up" with the 24-year-old Sanchez that night -- after they dined together at Midtown hotspot Nobu the first week of January -- the Greenwich high-school senior said, "Yeah," albeit somewhat reluctantly, according to Deadspin.
When a Deadspin editor told her he would research the legality, Eliza reportedly replied that the age of sexual consent in New Jersey is "16. I checked."
"He's a really nice guy, you know," Eliza told the site. "He's one of the kindest people, and he's a genuine person."
Eliza's dad is Konrad "Chip" Kruger, a partner in the Stamford, Conn., financial firm Five Mile Capital Partners, who court records show received a $48 million bonus, severance and a deferred-compensation package when he left the firm Greenwich Capital in 2000.
He also was in a partnership that in 2005 bought 78 percent of the commercial real-estate subsidiary of General Motors Corp. -- at a cost of $500 million.
"The return on this investment is potentially staggering," wrote a Connecticut divorce-court judge in 2006, dissolving the marriage of Konrad and Eliza's mother, Marie Kruger.
While married, the couple had homes in Greenwich and Massachusetts as well as a "manor house" in London. They also summered on Cape Cod, divorce re cords show.
Eliza told Deadspin that Sanchez continued contacting her after they went to his home.
"He would send me a text at 2 a.m. on a Wednesday asking if I was out that night," she told Deadspin.
"But I'd be, like, I have school tomorrow."
In fact, Eliza told the site, Sanchez last texted her at 2 a.m. on Jan. 24 wanting to know if she was going out, hours after he returned from Pittsburgh, where the Jets lost in the AFC Championship.
Deadspin posted photos from Eliza that showed a room with a mussed-up bed, football helmets -- including a Jets one and one from Sanchez's alma mater of Southern Cal -- and a montage of photos on a picture titled, "I love you Tio [Uncle] Mark."
Deadspin reported that Eliza claimed she met Sanchez on New Year's Eve at the Manhattan nightclub Lavo, where he approached her to chat, flirt and get her BlackBerry number.
"You know I'm 17, right," she told Sanchez, according to the site.
Sanchez allegedly replied, "Well, we can still talk. But I can't see you until you're 18," Deadspin reported.
Eliza then shot back, "Actually, 17 is legal in New York," the site reported.
She also reportedly told the website that Sanchez gave her and a friend tickets to the Jets-Bills regular-season finale on Jan. 2, several days before she met him at Nobu.
A Jets spokesman said the team would not comment on Sanchez's personal life. Sanchez couldn't be reached for comment.
At her Greenwich house, Eliza's mom said, "I don't think she wants to talk. We're really trying to shut this down."


Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jets_sanchez_and_hs_gal_in_qb_sack_mZbd0040agTuBTZDU69YnM#ixzz1DU6uTDFU

Dylan
02-09-2011, 12:18 PM
Any pics of her feet yet? #BigRex

LMAO

beach tribe
02-09-2011, 12:28 PM
Good to know I hook up with hotter chicks than Mark Sanchez.

Be nice if their daddies were multi-millionaires but that shouldn't matter to him.

kstater
02-09-2011, 12:46 PM
Good to know I hook up with hotter chicks than Mark Sanchez.

Be nice if their daddies were multi-millionaires but that shouldn't matter to him.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5AJeDk1dwrqvnTknw96L1-h0jGGfVnGAFu__kg_P70FlGztHi&t=1

Saccopoo
02-09-2011, 01:09 PM
Decently written article.

http://deadspin.com/#!5755011/the-somewhat-romantic-story-of-mark-sanchez-and-a-17+year+old-girl

After reading that, I'm trying to figure out which one of the two is the most stupid, Sanchez or the girl.

I think it's a tie.

Kinda sad actually.

Radar Chief
02-09-2011, 01:14 PM
So? Whats wrong with liking them young? /Roman Polanski

^This. /Morgan Freeman

Saccopoo
02-09-2011, 01:29 PM
So? Whats wrong with liking them young? /Roman Polanski

^This. /Morgan Freeman

I just talked to him and Jerry Seinfeld agrees with this post./Woody Allen

rep/Ron Wood

+1/Jerry Lee Lewis

Radar Chief
02-09-2011, 01:48 PM
I just talked to him and Jerry Seinfeld agrees with this post./Woody Allen

rep/Ron Wood

+1/Jerry Lee Lewis

Depends, did you piss on her? That seems to be where the line is drawn. /R. Kelly

Talisman
02-09-2011, 01:52 PM
I'm guessing he bought tickets to Disney World knowing that he would win the SB and needed a kid to take with him.

Radar Chief
02-09-2011, 01:53 PM
Depends, did you piss on her? That seems to be where the line is drawn. /R. Kelly

:hmmm: You may be on to something. /Rob Lowe

jspchief
02-09-2011, 02:31 PM
Favre hit that alreadyMark Chmura hit it years ago

Count Alex's Wins
02-18-2011, 09:37 AM
I received this e-mail today. Mark Sanchez has the hots for me now!

http://i56.tinypic.com/2njhi6t.jpg

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-18-2011, 12:37 PM
I received this e-mail today. Mark Sanchez has the hots for me now!

http://i56.tinypic.com/2njhi6t.jpg

OMG U R SOOOOO LUCKEEEEEZZZZ!!!!!LMAO

Rausch
02-18-2011, 12:41 PM
He's fucked...

Bowser
02-18-2011, 02:40 PM
Mark Chmura hit it years ago

LMAO

bowener
02-18-2011, 03:24 PM
Something tells me he didn't quite understand that she was a HS student if he was texting her on week nights in the a.m. asking her if she was at the clubs... he could just be stupid too.