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philfree
02-07-2011, 01:35 PM
It was a good game and those chicks are awsome. I thought I heard them say they were going to expand their league by 4 teams for the next season. KC needs a team. What would we call them? The Kansas City Cheeks?

Seriously I think I want to be a team owner. That looks like that would be a whole big ton of fun.

They could also use a summer league. The Bikini Football League and they play it on the beach. That would be awsome.

LB MVP http://www.lflus.com/images/bowlmvp.jpg


PhilFree:arrow:

loochy
02-07-2011, 01:52 PM
It was a good game and those chicks are awsome. I thought I heard them say they were going to expand their league by 4 teams for the next season. KC needs a team. What would we call them? The Kansas City Cheeks?

Seriously I think I want to be a team owner. That looks like that would be a whole big ton of fun.

They could also use a summer league. The Bikini Football League and they play it on the beach. That would be awsome.

LB MVP http://www.lflus.com/images/bowlmvp.jpg


PhilFree:arrow:

I was unaware of a lingerie bowl. Perhaps I would have watched. Lingerie bowl marketing = fail.

Sofa King
02-07-2011, 01:55 PM
the MVP was 6/10 for 95 yards and 1 TD?

loochy
02-07-2011, 01:56 PM
the MVP was 6/10 for 95 yards and 1 TD?

But hey, that's efficient, right?

That's a QB rating of 125!

Matt Cassel, meet your match.

seclark
02-07-2011, 01:58 PM
i didn't catch the bowl, but i've watched a couple of their games.
i kinda like it.
sec

JD10367
02-07-2011, 02:02 PM
<---- insert typical "tight end"/"wide receiver" jokes here ---->

Dayze
02-07-2011, 02:03 PM
the MVP was 6/10 for 95 yards and 1 TD?

yeah, but what's not captures are her intangibles.

2 of them, to be precise.

loochy
02-07-2011, 02:04 PM
yeah, but what's not captures are her intangibles.

2 of them, to be precise.

Leadership and mental toughness.

Sofa King
02-07-2011, 02:06 PM
Leadership and mental toughness.

I think he meant desire and work ethic.

Predarat
02-07-2011, 02:08 PM
The Tennessee Trollops are coming to Nashville!

Dayze
02-07-2011, 02:10 PM
Leadership and mental toughness.

I think he meant desire and work ethic.

something like that.
:evil:

|Zach|
02-07-2011, 02:11 PM
Yes.

You were.

Over-Head
02-07-2011, 02:15 PM
But hey, that's efficient, right?

That's a QB rating of 125!

Matt Cassel, meet your match.:thumb:

JD10367
02-07-2011, 02:23 PM
yeah, but what's not captures are her intangibles.

2 of them, to be precise.

NFL intangibles: "He doesn't go down easy."

Lingerie Bowl intangibles: "She goes down easy."

:D

Sofa King
02-07-2011, 02:25 PM
NFL intangibles: "He doesn't go down easy."

Lingerie Bowl intangibles: "She goes down easy."

:D

heh.

Dayze
02-07-2011, 02:26 PM
NFL intangibles: "He doesn't go down easy."

Lingerie Bowl intangibles: "She goes down easy."

:D

ROFL

NFL: He has good ball skills
Lingerie: She has good ball sills.

NFL: He tosses a good ball
Lingerie: She tosses a good ball.

JD10367
02-07-2011, 02:28 PM
Can she handle the double-team with ease, and take the pressure right up the middle? :hump:

loochy
02-07-2011, 02:29 PM
NFL: He saw a gaping hole and hit it fast and hard.
Lingerie: She opened a gaping hole for him to hit fast and hard.

NFL: The offense really gashed the defense today.
Lingerie: She really had to defend her gash today.

This is fun.:D

JD10367
02-07-2011, 02:30 PM
NFL: He saw a gaping hole and hit it fast and hard.
Lingerie: She opened a gaping hole for him to hit fast and hard.

Yes, except in the NFL the exclamation, "That hole was so big he could've driven a truck through it!" is a GOOD thing. :D

Dayze
02-07-2011, 02:37 PM
"look at the way that hole opened up for him"

Phobia
02-07-2011, 02:39 PM
the MVP was 6/10 for 95 yards and 1 TD?

Don't they cram the whole thing into 20 minutes of SB halftime?

Dayze
02-07-2011, 02:43 PM
I wish they had cool ways of enforcing penalties

“Holding, number 73 Offense, 10 yard penalty and 45 second make-out session with a member of her team. Replay 2nd down”.

Sofa King
02-07-2011, 02:43 PM
Don't they cram the whole thing into 20 minutes of SB halftime?

i have no idea. never seen it. i assumed it was a full game.

If it's only 20 minutes, she did pretty good.

loochy
02-07-2011, 02:43 PM
I wish they had cool ways of enforcing penalties

“Holding, number 73 Offense, 10 yard penalty and 45 second make-out session with a member of her team. Replay 2nd down”.

This would only lead to corrupt officiating.

Over-Head
02-07-2011, 02:44 PM
Sacking the QB would certianly take on new meaning

Dayze
02-07-2011, 02:45 PM
This would only lead to corrupt officiating.

yeah, I could see a coach getting upset.

"Holding? we haven't even kicked off yet"!

Dayze
02-07-2011, 02:46 PM
instead of a coin flip, teams will decide who gets the ball first by a 2 minute scrum for the football, in a kiddie pool filled with baby oil.

Sofa King
02-07-2011, 02:48 PM
instead of a coin flip, teams will decide who gets the ball first by a 2 minute orgy for the football, in a kiddie pool filled with baby oil and Sofa King.

this makes perfect sense.

JD10367
02-07-2011, 02:51 PM
Gotta watch out for the crossdressers, though.

"Tuck rule!!"

LMAO

Dayze
02-07-2011, 02:53 PM
Lol.

I need to start working on getting a physical therapist certification
You know when the NFL cuts to a shot of a trainer stretching the legs/hammy of a player while the player is on their back etc.

I’d be using this for technique everything
“Looks like you’ve got a sprained finger. Ok, let’s go ahead and get you lied down here and get that hammy stretched out. It might help if you took off the cleats and put these heels on…”


..the possibilities are endless.

Phobia
02-07-2011, 02:55 PM
i have no idea. never seen it. i assumed it was a full game.

If it's only 20 minutes, she did pretty good.
Nor have I. But I know they market it as alternative halftime entertainment so I presume it's a 20 min thing. I'm sure their real games are somewhat standard timing.

BigRichard
02-07-2011, 02:56 PM
Jimmy Dugan: Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL!

Doris Murphy: Why don't you give her a break, Jimmy...

Jimmy Dugan: Oh, you zip it, Doris! Rogers Hornsby was my coach, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry?

Evelyn Gardner: No, no, no.

Jimmy Dugan: Yeah! NO. And do you know why?

Evelyn Gardner: No...

Jimmy Dugan: Because there's no crying in football. THERE'S NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL! No crying!

JD10367
02-07-2011, 02:57 PM
Lol.

I need to start working on getting a physical therapist certification
You know when the NFL cuts to a shot of a trainer stretching the legs/hammy of a player while the player is on their back etc.

I’d be using this for technique everything
“Looks like you’ve got a sprained finger. Ok, let’s go ahead and get you lied down here and get that hammy stretched out. It might help if you took off the cleats and put these heels on…”


..the possibilities are endless.

Not to mention the high inner-thigh massage for the strained groin muscle.

"But I hurt my wrist!"

"Quiet, I'm the expert." ::: rub rub rub :::

:D

Dayze
02-07-2011, 03:00 PM
Not to mention the high inner-thigh massage for the strained groin muscle.

"But I hurt my wrist!"

"Quiet, I'm the expert." ::: rub rub rub :::

:D

if they ever become suspicious, you could always throw in the line "Look, do I go out there and tell you how to play football? 'No'. So, just let me do my job. Hand me that melted candle wax"...
:thumb:

JD10367
02-07-2011, 03:05 PM
if they ever become suspicious, you could always throw in the line "Look, do I go out there and tell you how to play football? 'No'. So, just let me do my job. Hand me that melted candle wax"...
:thumb:

I want to be the O-line coach. Just so I can help the C work on the snap. :evil: "No, let me show you... Bend over and get ready to hike the ball, and I'll cup my hand under your crotch... Okay, now... Hold it... Just stay like that for a bit... Let me get my hands snug up in there..."

philfree
02-07-2011, 03:05 PM
Don't they cram the whole thing into 20 minutes of SB halftime?

It ran well over the halfime. Ah...here......http://www.lflus.com/lfl101/


PhilFree:arrow:

loochy
02-07-2011, 03:06 PM
I want to be the O-line coach. Just so I can help the C work on the snap. :evil: "No, let me show you... Bend over and get ready to hike the ball, and I'll cup my hand under your crotch... Okay, now... Hold it... Just stay like that for a bit... Let me get my hands snug up in there..."

...and then you accidentally deliver a baby. :eek:

philfree
02-07-2011, 03:07 PM
the MVP was 6/10 for 95 yards and 1 TD?

She hooked up a bomb to a hot blond WR who made a great over the shoulder catch for a TD. I'm saying the chick runs nothing but hot routes.


PhilFree:arrow:

JD10367
02-07-2011, 03:09 PM
...and then you accidentally deliver a baby. :eek:

And reflexively Hail Mary it downfield for a 50-yard TD! :thumb:

kcfanXIII
02-07-2011, 03:21 PM
They probably aren't as attractive but kc already has a women's football team. Called the tribe.

KcTribe.com

Chief Chief
02-07-2011, 03:36 PM
It's a copycat league though. For example, the halftime show of the Lingerie Bowl featured a cover group called the Black Eyed Peanusses.

Tribal Warfare
02-07-2011, 05:53 PM
yep, I tivoed it

Phobia
02-07-2011, 06:11 PM
this makes perfect sense.

Considering you rolled with the ass of a jeans shorted homosexual in your avatar for over a week thinking it was a woman, no it doesn't really make very much sense.

Bearcat
02-07-2011, 06:24 PM
Didn't watch it... no idea when/where it was, but found this somewhat amusing...

http://www.icanhasinternets.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/superbowl-lingeriebowl.jpg

KC Tattoo
02-07-2011, 06:43 PM
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Roller derby is making a come back.

-King-
02-07-2011, 07:32 PM
I must be the only one who isn't attracted to the chicks that play that. It's boring and unsexy as hell.

Psyko Tek
02-07-2011, 08:59 PM
I must be the only one who isn't attracted to the chicks that play that. It's boring and unsexy as hell.

you may be gay

nttiatwwt

DomerNKC
02-07-2011, 09:57 PM
it had to be better than the halftime show. Anything was better than that. Can we get back to real halftime shows now?

kcfanXIII
02-07-2011, 11:42 PM
it had to be better than the halftime show. Anything was better than that. Can we get back to real halftime shows now?

Get back to? Half time shows are the worst thing about the super bowl. Its always some trendy crap or some over the hill rocker. No matter where the game is played, football friendly venues don't tend to have great acoustics. Especially with a stage put together in minutes...

-King-
02-08-2011, 12:11 AM
Get back to? Half time shows are the worst thing about the super bowl. Its always some trendy crap or some over the hill rocker. No matter where the game is played, football friendly venues don't tend to have great acoustics. Especially with a stage put together in minutes...

Thats a good thing.

Sofa King
02-08-2011, 08:57 AM
http://clutch.mtv.com/2011/02/04/the-lingerie-football-leagues-6-best-touchdown-celebrations/


check out these touchdown celebrations.

T-post Tom
02-08-2011, 09:10 AM
http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/clutch/Flipbooks/lfl/butts/lfl-butt4.jpg