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luv
02-08-2011, 12:18 AM
Yep. I'm a curious type of person. What are getting your SO for Valentine's Day?

Douche Baggins
02-08-2011, 12:21 AM
http://www.weightliftingbenches.net/images/addidas-weight-lifting-gloves.jpg

Weights are tearing my hands up at the gym. Gotta keep my sweetums smooth.

Bugeater
02-08-2011, 12:21 AM
I think I've made it pretty clear where I stand on this pathetic farce of a holiday.

Frazod
02-08-2011, 12:23 AM
It falls on a Monday this year, so I doubt if we'll do anything that night. Probably go out for a nice dinner at some point over the weekend.

And we're going to see Les Miserables the following night.

CrazyPhuD
02-08-2011, 12:32 AM
A special holiday hair conditioner.

chasedude
02-08-2011, 12:34 AM
The real holiday is Mar 14th

Steak and BJ day :thumb:

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-08-2011, 12:39 AM
Your self-loathing couldn't be more transparent or unhealthy. Wallowing in thinly veiled pity is not good for you.

kysirsoze
02-08-2011, 12:53 AM
Hopefully I'll be working.

Short Leash Hootie
02-08-2011, 12:57 AM
what is a good gift idea?

God I hate this shit.

Rudy lost the toss
02-08-2011, 01:01 AM
Im enjoying dating a broke ass... I know I'm not getting much if anything, so she'll probably like any stupid thing I get her.

Short Leash Hootie
02-08-2011, 01:47 AM
Im enjoying dating a broke ass... I know I'm not getting much if anything, so she'll probably like any stupid thing I get her.

not bad logic

LiveSteam
02-08-2011, 01:48 AM
what is a good gift idea?

God I hate this shit.

Flowers sent to her place of employment. This will score way bigger if you do it out of the blue at some other time. 50 billion females will get this on Monday
gift card to a spa
nice dinner some where real nice.
Jewelry
If you are good putting pen to paper? & can write a poem or some heart felt words you really mean. Your golden. & nothing you buy will mean as much.

BCD
02-08-2011, 04:11 AM
I just met someone Sunday. Taking her to dinner tonight.

What is the protocol for V-day when you've just met them? I've never met someone right before the (so-called)holiday.

Hog Farmer
02-08-2011, 04:14 AM
Yep. I don't have a significant other, but I'm a curious type of person. What are getting your SO for Valentine's Day?

Ticket to Pakistan.


And I wrote her a poem:

See ya
Wouldn't want to be ya.

CrazyPhuD
02-08-2011, 04:26 AM
I just met someone Sunday. Taking her to dinner tonight.

What is the protocol for V-day when you've just met them? I've never met someone right before the (so-called)holiday.

No V-Day for you....no V-Day for her.

ChiefsNow
02-08-2011, 04:48 AM
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ChiefsNow
02-08-2011, 04:55 AM
This is the end

Bugeater
02-08-2011, 06:12 AM
what is a good gift idea?

God I hate this shit.
Nothing makes a great gift.

I just met someone Sunday. Taking her to dinner tonight.

What is the protocol for V-day when you've just met them? I've never met someone right before the (so-called)holiday.
Nothing.

Pushead2
02-08-2011, 06:15 AM
first one single for me in a lonnnggggg time! I think I'll treat myself to some.....http://www.concordsupplies.com/_webcache/pfi48234_1_1.jpg

DaKCMan AP
02-08-2011, 06:28 AM
I just met someone Sunday. Taking her to dinner tonight.

What is the protocol for V-day when you've just met them? I've never met someone right before the (so-called)holiday.

It depends. I have a first date tonight. If it goes well and we go out again this weekend and it's Awesome then I may send flowers or take her out on Monday.

Saulbadguy
02-08-2011, 06:54 AM
Nothing

seclark
02-08-2011, 07:21 AM
roses are red
in vase on the shelf
fourty five bucks a dozen?
well, go f@ck yourself!
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notorious
02-08-2011, 07:26 AM
what is a good gift idea?

God I hate this shit.

Flowers sent to her place of employment. This will score way bigger if you do it out of the blue at some other time. 50 billion females will get this on Monday
gift card to a spa
nice dinner some where real nice.
Jewelry
If you are good putting pen to paper? & can write a poem or some heart felt words you really mean. Your golden. & nothing you buy will mean as much.



My God, you just missed a great opportunity to give Hootie some major shit. :D

Dayze
02-08-2011, 07:34 AM
we're just cooking (by 'we', I mean 'me') a nice meal to enjoy at home. We'll probably be lazy all day, watch a few movies etc.

notorious
02-08-2011, 07:37 AM
Stuffed animal and chocolates for my daughter.


Pearl Necklace for my Wife (Ya right).

keg in kc
02-08-2011, 07:54 AM
What is this "valentine's day"?

milkman
02-08-2011, 07:57 AM
What is this "valentine's day"?

It's a made up "holiday" for the specific purpose of getting men to spend money frivolously.

keg in kc
02-08-2011, 08:03 AM
It's a made up "holiday" for the specific purpose of getting men to spend money frivolously.Kinda like jewelry commercials around christmas?

notorious
02-08-2011, 08:13 AM
Watch The Simpsons episode named "Love Day" to get a good idea of what Valentines day is about.

WV
02-08-2011, 08:20 AM
A special holiday hair conditioner.

http://celebhairstyle.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/something_mary.jpg

notorious
02-08-2011, 08:20 AM
http://celebhairstyle.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/something_mary.jpg

Beat me to it!


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

luv
02-08-2011, 08:56 AM
Your self-loathing couldn't be more transparent or unhealthy. Wallowing in thinly veiled pity is not good for you.

So, does this mean you're not getting me anything?

luv
02-08-2011, 08:56 AM
It falls on a Monday this year, so I doubt if we'll do anything that night. Probably go out for a nice dinner at some point over the weekend.

And we're going to see Les Miserables the following night.

JEALOUS!

Jenson71
02-08-2011, 08:59 AM
Just my presence is enough of a gift.

Donger
02-08-2011, 09:01 AM
I'm allowing my wife to have the pleasure of being married to me for another year.

Douche Baggins
02-08-2011, 09:02 AM
So, does this mean you're not getting me anything?

YOU HAVE LEARNED WELL
GRASSHOPPER

Pants
02-08-2011, 09:07 AM
A necklace and a dinner at our favorite steakhouse. We both took Monday off so we're just going to enjoy each other's company all day.

Douche Baggins
02-08-2011, 09:08 AM
We both took Monday off so we're just going to have sex all day.

YEAH!

Bill Parcells
02-08-2011, 09:10 AM
Starlight star bright, luv, will you be my valentine tonight.

http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif

luv
02-08-2011, 09:10 AM
It will be me and my baby's third anniversary. I think I'll get her a new air freshener.

Bill Parcells
02-08-2011, 09:11 AM
I think I've made it pretty clear where I stand on this pathetic farce of a holiday.

Im gonna tell Amy!it's a good thing there are no apps on CP ;)

notorious
02-08-2011, 09:12 AM
It will be me and my baby's third anniversary. I think I'll get her a new air freshener.

If you would stop cutting nasty farts in her, she wouldn't need an air freshener.......:D

Pants
02-08-2011, 09:13 AM
YEAH!

I wouldn't say all day, probably just in the morning and then at night.

luv
02-08-2011, 09:14 AM
If you would stop cutting nasty farts in her, she wouldn't need an air freshener.......:D

Hey man, she loves me in spite of my faults. :)

notorious
02-08-2011, 09:16 AM
Hey man, she loves me in spite of my faults. :)

That's the very definition of true love.

Cave Johnson
02-08-2011, 09:18 AM
My penis.

It's a special gift.

Cave Johnson
02-08-2011, 09:19 AM
A necklace and a dinner at our favorite steakhouse. We both took Monday off so we're just going to enjoy each other's company all day.

That wouldn't be a pearl necklace, by any chance? ;)

JD10367
02-08-2011, 10:16 AM
JEALOUS!

I'm so fucking pissed off. I shelled out aroudn $150 for tickets to Les Mis in NJ and we had a snowstorm and couldn't go, so not only did I miss it but I ate the tickets. I've seen it three times and wanted my wife to see it, as it's a great show.

As for the thread matter... my wife and I also consider it to be a bullshit commercial useless "holiday", and we don't support it. She doesn't need or want jewelry, neither of us need or want chocolates (fat enough), and flowers just die. Instead, we usually go spend $100 at Target and bring a bunch of food and supplies to a local animal shelter that really needs it.

Frazod
02-08-2011, 10:26 AM
I'm so fucking pissed off. I shelled out aroudn $150 for tickets to Les Mis in NJ and we had a snowstorm and couldn't go, so not only did I miss it but I ate the tickets. I've seen it three times and wanted my wife to see it, as it's a great show.

I'll do you one better than that - last time it was in town I had tickets and confused the dates in my head - for some reason I thought they were for the Sunday matinee when they were actually for the Saturday matinee. I realized my mistake less than half an hour before the show started, 35 miles away. No way we would have made it, even for the second act. $180 down the fucking drain. :grr:

That's the kind of mistake you only make once.

Dave Lane
02-08-2011, 12:34 PM
A pearl necklace? :)

Pants
02-08-2011, 01:11 PM
I'm so ****ing pissed off. I shelled out aroudn $150 for tickets to Les Mis in NJ and we had a snowstorm and couldn't go, so not only did I miss it but I ate the tickets. I've seen it three times and wanted my wife to see it, as it's a great show.

As for the thread matter... my wife and I also consider it to be a bullshit commercial useless "holiday", and we don't support it. She doesn't need or want jewelry, neither of us need or want chocolates (fat enough), and flowers just die. Instead, we usually go spend $100 at Target and bring a bunch of food and supplies to a local animal shelter that really needs it.

I bet she would really love some jewelry, though. Women are women, you can't change their nature. She might say she doesn't want it, but I bet she does.

Flachief58
02-08-2011, 01:19 PM
This "holiday" is an invention of Brachs to get more money out of the millions of suckers who fall for it hook line and sinker. I don't need corporations to tell me when or how to express my love for my wife.
Roses normally cost $10 per dozen on any given day, around V-day they jump up to $40 for the same dozen. Store bought cards are a fucking joke (I don't need a mass produced card to speak for me) and on those rare occasions she or I want some sweets, we don't need a heart shaped box with shitty mass produced candy inside. I'd rather spend the money on some high quality sweets, they taste much better.

We will likely have a nice night out, but not because of this stupid "holiday" rather just because we love eachother and enjoy spending time together just like every other day of the year.
Fuck the cards, flowers and candy, she knows how I feel about her because I let her know every day. Our special day is and always be our anniversary.

MOhillbilly
02-08-2011, 01:23 PM
For the first time in years i dont have to do this pos.

DaKCMan AP
02-08-2011, 01:29 PM
This "holiday" is an invention of Brachs to get more money out of the millions of suckers who fall for it hook line and sinker. I don't need corperations to tell me when or how to express my love for my wife.
Roses normally cost $10 per dozen on any given day, around V-day they jump up to $40 for the same dozen. Store bought cards are a ****ing joke (I don't need a mass produced card to speak for me) and on those rare occasions she or I want some sweets, we don't need a heart shaped box with shitty mass procuced candy inside. I'd rather spend the money on some high quality sweets, they taste much better.



You may not need a mass produced card to speak for you, but it will likely help your spelling deficiency.

Flachief58
02-08-2011, 01:41 PM
You may not need a mass produced card to speak for you, but it will likely help your spelling deficiency.

Somewhere there is an aids tree burning just for you

DaKCMan AP
02-08-2011, 01:46 PM
Somewhere there is an Awesome tree burning just for you

FYP.

Inspector
02-08-2011, 01:57 PM
I'm going to give her a fruit pot pie.

I just now dreamed this idea up. All on my own.

luv
02-08-2011, 02:50 PM
I bet she would really love some jewelry, though. Women are women, you can't change their nature. She might say she doesn't want it, but I bet she does.

Not all women like jewelry.

luv
02-08-2011, 02:51 PM
Men, take your women shoe shopping.

MOhillbilly
02-08-2011, 02:57 PM
take a woman shopping? FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK TTTTHHHHHAAAAATTTTTTT! no pussy is wortha shopping trip.

seclark
02-08-2011, 03:03 PM
take a woman shopping? FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK TTTTHHHHHAAAAATTTTTTT! no pussy is wortha shopping trip.

2st. that's the quickest way to get mrs. sec and me to fight. she can drop me off at a bar, or i'll wait in the truck.
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MOhillbilly
02-08-2011, 03:05 PM
2st. that's the quickest way to get mrs. sec and me to fight. she can drop me off at a bar, or i'll wait in the truck.
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id rather stick my junk in a hornets nest.

seclark
02-08-2011, 03:07 PM
id rather stick my junk in a hornets nest.

i'd rather dip my beans in battery acid.
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milkman
02-08-2011, 03:11 PM
You may not need a mass produced card to speak for you, but it will likely help your spelling deficiency.

Flachief58 self written card for his wife.

"Your my bitch, and don't ever fergit it"

Dayze
02-08-2011, 03:11 PM
Flachief58 self written card for his wife.

"Your my bitch, and don't ever fergit it"

ROFL
back, back, way back...it's gone!

MOhillbilly
02-08-2011, 03:13 PM
i'd rather dip my beans in battery acid.
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id rather lick the hind end of a scalded ass ape.

seclark
02-08-2011, 03:15 PM
id rather lick the hind end of a scalded ass ape.

i'd rather jam a colony of fire ants beneath my foreskin.
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MOhillbilly
02-08-2011, 03:16 PM
gross, you have a foreskin.

seclark
02-08-2011, 03:17 PM
gross, you have a foreskin.

where do you think i keep my can of chew?
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JD10367
02-08-2011, 03:18 PM
I bet she would really love some jewelry, though. Women are women, you can't change their nature. She might say she doesn't want it, but I bet she does.

Nope. I gave her the wedding ring, that was all the jewelry she really wanted. She's moved up a notch to cruises, which I don't mind; at least I get something out of those. :D

MOhillbilly
02-08-2011, 03:20 PM
ahhhhh sec, yous a funny dude.

Flachief58
02-08-2011, 03:20 PM
Flachief58 self written card for his wife.

"Your my bitch, and don't ever fergit it"

your and idiot

seclark
02-08-2011, 03:22 PM
your and idiot

take it somewhere else. you're hijacking the thread.
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milkman
02-08-2011, 03:24 PM
your and idiot

Been called worse.

luv
02-08-2011, 03:24 PM
take a woman shopping? FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK TTTTHHHHHAAAAATTTTTTT! no pussy is wortha shopping trip.

She gets shoes. You get March 14.

Flachief58
02-08-2011, 03:27 PM
take it somewhere else. you're hijacking the thread.
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Yeah, cause I'm the one talking about foreskin :facepalm:

MOhillbilly
02-08-2011, 03:27 PM
She gets shoes. You get March 14.


id rather wipe my ass with broken bottles.

Flachief58
02-08-2011, 03:28 PM
Been called worse.

No doubt in my mind

seclark
02-08-2011, 03:29 PM
id rather wipe my ass with broken bottles.

i'd rather apply compound w to my hemorrhoids and snap them off at the base.
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luv
02-08-2011, 03:30 PM
id rather wipe my ass with broken bottles.

You'd rather wipe your ass with broken bottles than get a medium rare steak and a blowjob?

seclark
02-08-2011, 03:30 PM
Yeah, cause I'm the one talking about foreskin :facepalm:

i asked nice. we're trying to carry on a serious conversation.
thanks,
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MOhillbilly
02-08-2011, 03:30 PM
hahaHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! HOLY SHIT!!

MOhillbilly
02-08-2011, 03:32 PM
You'd rather wipe your ass with broken bottles than a medium rare steak and a blowjob?

sweetheart i can get that for next to nothin. Not to mention i dont have to do something i have hated doin from 4 years on.


for real so far down on the list it has no bottom.

Flachief58
02-08-2011, 03:33 PM
Nothing says I love you like hemorrhoid talk

MOhillbilly
02-08-2011, 03:35 PM
someone give sec love. im out.

seclark
02-08-2011, 03:36 PM
someone give sec love. im out.

it's quitting time. i'd rather go home and drink a beer.
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luv
02-08-2011, 03:36 PM
someone give sec love. im out.

I'm all out of love.
I'm so lost without you.

MOhillbilly
02-08-2011, 03:37 PM
it's quitting time. i'd rather go home and drink a beer.
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you were great on that married with children show. drink one for me vato.

MOhillbilly
02-08-2011, 03:38 PM
I'm all out of love.
I'm so lost without you.

Pipe down Peggy.

Gadzooks
02-08-2011, 05:21 PM
She gets shoes. You get March 14.

Ahh yes, steak and BJ day.

Pablo
02-08-2011, 07:29 PM
I'm gonna give her enough drinks to get a mule tipsy, then squirt some anal grease on the chocolate starfish and pound her in the ass so hard that my Prince Albert ring will get caught in her belly-button ring on the other side..

-King-
02-08-2011, 08:07 PM
Hopefully Hootie makes a thread again to Dane can have another bitch fit. That was hilarious.

ChiTown
02-08-2011, 08:11 PM
I'm gonna give her enough drinks to get a mule tipsy, then squirt some anal grease on the chocolate starfish and pound her in the ass so hard that my Prince Albert ring will get caught in her belly-button ring on the other side..

ROFL
:thumb:

Chiefs Rool
02-08-2011, 09:35 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

freedom?

DaKCMan AP
02-09-2011, 06:24 AM
It depends. I have a first date tonight. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Great success. :D

http://www.expedition360.com/journal/borat.jpg

luv
02-10-2011, 08:11 AM
http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/article-2/KC--Cupid--Wolf---Make-your-Valentine-a-Special-one/c0b3fc78-a36a-49ea-815a-b7ee0f8edadf