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FAX
02-08-2011, 09:38 AM
I'm a little concerned that the amount of hairpiece glue that has been affixed to his melon over the years has negatively affected his acting skills.

If anyone can find a recent picture of his real hair/head, there's rep in it for you.

FAX

Sofa King
02-08-2011, 09:43 AM
http://theforgottenreviews.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/bald-nic-cage1.jpg

Sofa King
02-08-2011, 09:44 AM
Or


http://cdn.mqstatic.com/files/alwayswatching/imagecache/full/images/906.jpg

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/nicolas_cage_1.jpg

Donger
02-08-2011, 09:44 AM
http://geekonfilm.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/nicolas-cage-hair-is-a-bird.jpg

Sofa King
02-08-2011, 09:44 AM
beat ya!

Donger
02-08-2011, 09:46 AM
beat ya!

Two hair birds in a thread are worth six in a cage.

Sofa King
02-08-2011, 09:48 AM
Two hair birds in a thread are worth six in a cage.

touche

T-post Tom
02-08-2011, 09:50 AM
http://www.funatiq.com/images/nicholas-cage-caricature.jpg

DMAC
02-08-2011, 09:56 AM
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6977/68282026.png

Crush
02-08-2011, 10:08 AM
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6977/68282026.png

ROFL

Sir, you win this thread.

FAX
02-08-2011, 10:44 AM
http://theforgottenreviews.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/bald-nic-cage1.jpg

Is that really him?

FAX

FAX
02-08-2011, 10:46 AM
Hey!!! Guess what, guys!!!

When you google search for "Nicolas Cage Real Hair" this thread is the second result!!!

FAX

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-08-2011, 10:47 AM
http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/094/126/original/95ccd92fcbcf0e06c1d97c7750d97eef.gif?1295473637

Rain Man
02-08-2011, 11:04 AM
His scalp is a rocky place upon which no follicle can find purchase.

Donger
02-08-2011, 11:08 AM
His scalp is a rocky place upon which no follicle can find purchase.

LMAO

Sofa King
02-08-2011, 11:09 AM
Is that really him?

FAX

looks like it to me. and i found it googling nicholas cage real hair. LMAO

Wyatt Earp
02-08-2011, 11:25 AM
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:D

KurtCobain
02-08-2011, 11:31 AM
Hey!!! Guess what, guys!!!

When you google search for "Nicolas Cage Real Hair" this thread is the second result!!!

FAX

google PIIHB

Frazod
02-08-2011, 11:33 AM
When I was out in the Black Hills last year, I was talking to some of the locals about Cage, who had been there filming National Treasure 2. Apparently he's a Grade A douche.

JOhn
02-08-2011, 11:35 AM
google PIIHB

ROFL:thumb:

Donger
02-08-2011, 11:36 AM
When I was out in the Black Hills last year, I was talking to some of the locals about Cage, who had been there filming National Treasure 2. Apparently he's a Grade A douche.

Examples?

Bill Parcells
02-08-2011, 11:36 AM
He should just shave it all off like Vin Diesel and Bruce Willis. but it does help if you have the right shaped head.

MahiMike
02-08-2011, 11:37 AM
His scalp is a rocky place upon which no follicle can find purchase.

I know just how he feels...:spock:

Frazod
02-08-2011, 11:40 AM
Examples?

They just said he was a real prima donna, very unfriendly/shitty to the locals. I wasn't exactly taking notes.

Apparently Jon Voight is very nice, though. They liked him.

Donger
02-08-2011, 11:42 AM
They just said he was a real prima donna, very unfriendly/shitty to the locals. I wasn't exactly taking notes.

Apparently Jon Voight is very nice, though. They liked him.

What about that dirty German whore actress? Any scoop on her, like she likes to masturbate 30 something ex-Englishmen with her silky smooth tongue?

FAX
02-08-2011, 11:42 AM
I wonder if the reason Nick was angry was because the Black Hills almost dwarfed his hairdo.

FAX

Sofa King
02-08-2011, 11:43 AM
They just said he was a real prima donna, very unfriendly/shitty to the locals. I wasn't exactly taking notes.

Apparently Jon Voight is very nice, though. They liked him.

well that's odd.

Frazod
02-08-2011, 11:44 AM
What about that dirty German whore actress? Any scoop on her, like she likes to masturbate 30 something ex-Englishmen with her silky smooth tongue?

Prepare a list of questions, next time I'm out there I'll get the full scoop for you. Might be a few years, though.

The God Hypothesis
02-08-2011, 12:20 PM
Prepare a list of questions, next time I'm out there I'll get the full scoop for you. Might be a few years, though.

Did this information come from a joint named All Star Pizza? I know first hand that that is the only place for reliable insider information. :thumb:

Bowser
02-08-2011, 12:42 PM
I'm a little concerned that the amount of hairpiece glue that has been affixed to his melon over the years has negatively affected his acting skills.

If anyone can find a recent picture of his real hair/head, there's rep in it for you.

FAX

I'm sure seeing Cage's real mane would be like staring into the sun for too long.

KC Tattoo
02-08-2011, 12:56 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/02/conan-nicolas-cage-terror-threat-level_n_817365.html


Conan has it figured out for our home land terror alert security system.

Art Vader
02-08-2011, 01:52 PM
I was hoping Jon Voight was just like his character in Anaconda IRL.