OJ Simpson brutally beaten in prison attack

[Stewie]

OK, consider the source, but...

Disgraced gridiron great O.J. SIMPSON was beaten unconscious in a brutal prison yard attack, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

Inmates cheered as a muscular young skinhead knocked him to the ground, punching and kicking him to a bloody pulp and inflicting injuries so severe he secretly spent nearly three weeks in the infirmary before he recovered.

The humiliating beating left 63-year-old Simpson in agony - and threw him into a spiral of depression so deep that he's now afraid to venture out of his cell, divulge sources.

Embarrassed by the fact that their most famous inmate was battered while in their custody, prison authorities have done their best to keep the incident secret.

But The ENQUIRER has obtained the full, shocking details of the vicious pounding.

The battle erupted at Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center, where Simpson is serving at least nine years for his role in an armed confrontation with sports memorabilia dealers in Las Vegas in September 2007.

Unknown to the former NFL star, The Juice has been a marked man behind bars ever since white supremacists overheard him brag about his sexual conquests of beautiful white women.

"Unfortunately for O.J., a group of young skinhead punks were within earshot - and they were enraged," Simpson's former business partner Bruce Fromong told The ENQUIRER in an exclusive blockbuster interview.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/oj_simpson_brutally_beaten_prison_skinhead_gang_interview/celebrity/70158

[frazod]

So he's kind of ended up like Nordberg, only for real. Cool.

[Bowser]

Enquirer aside, I have no trouble believing some young buck would be wanting to make a name for himself by throwing a beatdown on OJ. Not sure how much notiriety goes into kicking the shit out of a 63 year old, though....

[FAX]

Prison Rule #1. Do not brag about inter-racial sexual conquests.

Got it.

FAX

[Iowanian]

I wonder if the Goldman family hand delivered their Get Well Soon card?

[KCUnited]

63? Time for a new nickname - "Ensure"

[Demonpenz]

I'd bang marcia clark

[Iowanian]

The Brown family was rumored to be beside themselves in anguish over OJ Simpson's discomfort from this brutal attack.


I don't think the word "brutal" should be used unless the inmate used a 12" butcher knife or maybe a hatchet.

[Cave Johnson]

The Enquirer breaks a ton of stories, so I wouldn't automatically discount the source.

Re the beatdown, pretty ill advised of OJ to brag about banging white women given his history.

[Sofa King]

So he's kind of ended up like Nordberg, only for real. Cool.

This was my first thought. LMAO

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[blaise]

I wonder how Kato Kaelen is taking the news.

[FAX]

You know, Lovelock isn't exactly Alcatraz. I'm a little surprised something like this could happen there.

FAX

[blaise]

You know, Lovelock isn't exactly Alcatraz. I'm a little surprised something like this could happen there.

FAX

I would think, if it were true, he would have told his lawyer who would have then blabbed it to anyone who would listen.

[Iowanian]

I wonder how Kato Kaelen is taking the news.

By furiously contacting tmz to see if they'll talk to him, but only while looking at his better than worse side.

[Dartgod]

Not sure how much notiriety goes into kicking the shit out of a 63 year old, though....

It depends. Was OJ wearing his "I am a motherfucker" tshirt?
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[FAX]

Does Lovelock house lots of murderers and gang members and dudes who steal kidneys from unsuspecting tourists?

I thought it was more of a country club type deal. I must be mistaken about that.

FAX

[Iowanian]

At least OJ knows what to do to those American History X wannabe futhermuckers once he gets his shank fashioned out of a melted plastic cup and a toothbrush.


Barbarians of Germania will cringe at the brutality.


This is the kind of feel-good story I needed to get me going this afternoon.

[Sofa King]

lets hear those juicy details!

[Detoxing]

Writing for the National enquirer must be one of the greatest jobs ever.

[ReynardMuldrake]

Sounds like the plot of an HBO series.

[1adam1238]

I worked for the Nevada dept of Corrections for 18 year and actually worked at Lovelock in 1996. I still work for the state, but not the dept of corrections any longer. Lovelock houses medium custody inmates and protective custody inmates. OJ has been living in Protective custody and I don't believe this has happened. Just my two cents.

[FAX]

I worked for the Nevada dept of Corrections for 18 year and actually worked at Lovelock in 1996. I still work for the state, but not the dept of corrections any longer. Lovelock houses medium custody inmates and protective custody inmates. OJ has been living in Protective custody and I don't believe this has happened. Just my two cents.

I'm glad you have accurate and personal knowledge about this place, Mr. 1adam1238. And, thanks for posting.

It isn't exactly maximum security, right? Do they actually house violent rapists and murderers and gang members and guys who cut in line at the movie theater there?

FAX

[Iowanian]

buzz kill.

[1adam1238]

I'm glad you have accurate and personal knowledge about this place, Mr. 1adam1238. And, thanks for posting.

It isn't exactly maximum security, right? Do they actually house violent rapists and murderers and gang members and guys who cut in line at the movie theater there?

FAX

They do house some of those types, but usually its a lighter medium custody. They do not have the max inmates there. Those inmates end up in Ely. Guys that can't make it on other yards and a lot of sex offenders are housed at Lovelock.

[teedubya]

Looks like OJ has rickets again.

[Detoxing]

a lot of sex offenders are housed at Lovelock.

Uh oh. OJ's chocolate hershey starfish of love must be sore right about now...

[1adam1238]

The Reno paper is reporting it is Bogus:

http://www.rgj.com/article/20110215/SPORTS/110215032

[gblowfish]

You know, Lovelock isn't exactly Alcatraz. I'm a little surprised something like this could happen there.

FAX

How many times do you think the Skinhead told OJ to "Put a Lovelock on my Love Log?"

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

He's doubtful for his next game.

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[Sofa King]

The Reno paper is reporting it is Bogus:

http://www.rgj.com/article/20110215/SPORTS/110215032

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[AndChiefs]

Supposedly this picture is from right before the beating.

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[KCwolf]

Earlier today, we posted a report that O.J. Simpson had been attacked at a Nevada Correctional Center where he's serving jail time and brutally beaten by a group of skinheads.

That report, coming from The National Enquirer, is false.

"There is no truth to that whatsoever," a Nevada Correctional Facility spokesman told CBSSports.com. "There was no altercation. O.J. is perfectly fine and healthy."

So, that's the good news: O.J. Simpson is safe and sound inside of jail.

The bad news? The National Enquirer has clearly lost all credibility.

That's only a half-joke -- they were white-hot with the Tiger Woods scandal, and it's a little surprising to see them completely whiff here, especially if they've got a -- hopefully not fabricated! -- quote from Juice's former business manager.

Which means maybe they'll be kind enough to hire someone who can go out and find the real assaulters.

For more NFL news, rumors and analysis, follow @cbssportsnfl on Twitter and subscribe to our RSS Feed

[kysirsoze]

Earlier today, we posted a report that O.J. Simpson had been attacked at a Nevada Correctional Center where he's serving jail time and brutally beaten by a group of skinheads.

That report, coming from The National Enquirer, is false.

"There is no truth to that whatsoever," a Nevada Correctional Facility spokesman told CBSSports.com. "There was no altercation. O.J. is perfectly fine and healthy."

So, that's the good news: O.J. Simpson is safe and sound inside of jail.

The bad news? The National Enquirer has clearly lost all credibility.

That's only a half-joke -- they were white-hot with the Tiger Woods scandal, and it's a little surprising to see them completely whiff here, especially if they've got a -- hopefully not fabricated! -- quote from Juice's former business manager.

Which means maybe they'll be kind enough to hire someone who can go out and find the real assaulters.

For more NFL news, rumors and analysis, follow @cbssportsnfl on Twitter and subscribe to our RSS Feed

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[loochy]

I wonder how Kato Kaelen is taking the news.

he's busy attempting to dredge some care from giveafuck bay

[Brock]

For some reason, I just can't muster up a give a shit.

[TheGuardian]

So some skinhead beat up OJ.......

Bring him in for a look?

[kysirsoze]

Did you guys miss the post where this story is completely debunked?

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