View Full Version : ChiefsPlanet Saturday Fucking Night
KurtCobain
02-19-2011, 06:17 PM
Who's fucking tonight?
Shogun
02-19-2011, 06:20 PM
NBA DUNK CONTEST
KurtCobain
02-19-2011, 06:21 PM
OH FUCK WHOS IN IT
Gadzooks
02-19-2011, 06:26 PM
I'm too concerned aboot hyperhidrosis at the moment.
Rams Fan
02-19-2011, 06:36 PM
ST. LOUIS BLUES ******* HOCKEY FTW!
Branden Albert's Huge Balls
02-19-2011, 06:45 PM
I got a full offseason and draft to tend to. FUCK YEAH!
Crush
02-19-2011, 06:50 PM
Fuck this severe head cold.
|Zach|
02-19-2011, 06:50 PM
I am completely out of commission. Sick as hell.
Thig Lyfe
02-19-2011, 06:56 PM
I kinda wanna watch the dunk contest but I'm nowhere near a TV. I figure the good shit will be online in a matter of hours anyway.
Bugeater
02-19-2011, 07:00 PM
I just got up from a nap, and I think one of you bastards was on my lawn earlier.
NIUhuskies
02-19-2011, 07:06 PM
me
bevischief
02-19-2011, 07:37 PM
I can't watch any more movies with my wife tonight. I have slept threw the last 2 movies we have tried to watch together.
DTLB58
02-19-2011, 07:46 PM
NBA DUNK CONTEST
Yep, watching 3 point shooters first :thumb:
Gonzo
02-19-2011, 07:51 PM
Heh, I had a full day today. Up at 0630, took Dad to a gunshow, had lunch then actually got to play 9 holes.
Afterwards I got home and took my boy to the park where he got to go down the slide for the 1st time by himself, (laughed his ass off every time).
I bought House seasons 3 and 4 yesterday and am currently watching that with a beer on my brand new 55 inch Plasma that I bought 2 weeks ago for 1/2 price.
In about 2 hours I'm going to bang the old lady, (vigorously) and fall into an Ambien-induced coma. Beat that, suckas!
HIGH LIFE, I has it!
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KurtCobain
02-19-2011, 07:55 PM
Heh, I had a full day today. Up at 0630, took Dad to a gunshow, had lunch then actually got to play 9 holes.
Afterwards I got home and took my boy to the park where he got to go down the slide for the 1st time by himself, (laughed his ass off every time).
I bought House seasons 3 and 4 yesterday and am currently watching that with a beer on my brand new 55 inch Plasma that I bought 2 weeks ago for 1/2 price.
In about 2 hours I'm going to bang the old lady, (vigorously) and fall into an Ambien-induced coma. Beat that, suckas!
HIGH LIFE, I has it!
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I envy you to extremes.
milkman
02-19-2011, 07:59 PM
I've watched the dunk contest and 3 point contest once in my life, and that was one fucking time too many.
I can not think of anything more useless, except perhaps the Home Run contest at the MLB All Star break.
What a freakin' waste.
KurtCobain
02-19-2011, 08:02 PM
I've watched the dunk contest and 3 point contest once in my life, and that was one fucking time too many.
I can not think of anything more useless, except perhaps the Home Run contest at the MLB All Star break.
What a freakin' waste.
I hate everything in life for a few hours everytime I chat with you.
Bugeater
02-19-2011, 08:03 PM
Ok, now that I have a couple beers in me, it's time to go play with the oxy-acetylene torch!
milkman
02-19-2011, 08:04 PM
I hate everything in life for a few hours everytime I chat with you.
Mission accomplished.
Gonzo
02-19-2011, 08:07 PM
I've watched the dunk contest and 3 point contest once in my life, and that was one fucking time too many.
I can not think of anything more useless, except perhaps the Home Run contest at the MLB All Star break.
What a freakin' waste.
Pretty much...
I used to watch the old re-runs of the home run derby that they used to play on the MLB channel from the 40's - 50's. Those were kinda cool. Now they're trying way too hard to make it exciting. I mean, how many times can you suffer through Berman saying, "Back-Back-Back-Back-Back-Back, Gone!!!" Over and over?
If they'd find a way to stream line it and make it like an hour long, it might be ok.
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milkman
02-19-2011, 08:12 PM
Pretty much...
I used to watch the old re-runs of the home run derby that they used to play on the MLB channel from the 40's - 50's. Those were kinda cool. Now they're trying way too hard to make it exciting. I mean, how many times can you suffer through Berman saying, "Back-Back-Back-Back-Back-Back, Gone!!!" Over and over?
If they'd find a way to stream line it and make it like an hour long, it might be ok.
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I can not listen to that useless bastard anymore.
Most irritating sportscaster ever.
But make it simple.
Eveyone gets 20 swings, and the guy that hits the most homers wins.
This BS where they have rounds is a joke.
Gonzo
02-19-2011, 08:16 PM
I can not listen to that useless bastard anymore.
Most irritating sportscaster ever.
But make it simple.
Eveyone gets 20 swings, and the guy that hits the most homers wins.
This BS where they have rounds is a joke.
Agreed,(I hate Berman so damn much). What else might be cool would be to have 1 player from each team participate instead of just the big names.
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chasedude
02-19-2011, 08:21 PM
I have never seen the word douche that many times on the front page before.
A new first, heh.
milkman
02-19-2011, 08:21 PM
Agreed,(I hate Berman so damn much). What else might be cool would be to have 1 player from each team participate instead of just the big names.
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Too many participants if you do that.
Bugeater
02-19-2011, 08:23 PM
I have never seen the word douche that many times on the front page before.
A new first, heh.
doucheplanet.com
Gonzo
02-19-2011, 08:47 PM
Too many participants if you do that.
Yeah, I suppose. But it would be a helluva lot more interesting.
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Stuck a work:grr:
But they did just finish up a Bridal show here at the Hotel....lot of hot babes wandering around drunk :p:evil:
Jenson71
02-19-2011, 11:24 PM
Fuck this severe head cold.
I am completely out of commission. Sick as hell.
Me three!
KurtCobain
02-19-2011, 11:27 PM
You sick fucks.
KcMizzou
02-19-2011, 11:28 PM
I'm not sick.. just bored to death. Teh intarwebs are failing to entertain me.
Smed1065
02-19-2011, 11:30 PM
Mission accomplished.
I like your style but you are an azz. Hope you run into yourself in life, azz.
Suck your own dick, never mind it would have to be over 3 inches.
Jut die and save us all.
Jenson71
02-19-2011, 11:31 PM
I'm not sick.. just bored to death. Teh intarwebs are failing to entertain me.
I started to watch The Last Exorcist and got scared. I'm sitting in my apartment with all the lights on watch the Kardashians.
Checking in. While I am in a hotel room, I'm not fucking, though.
ArrowheadHawk
02-19-2011, 11:34 PM
Checking in. While I am in a hotel room, I'm not ****ing, though.
:holdman:
Checking in. While I am in a hotel room, I'm not ****ing, though.FAIL
KurtCobain
02-19-2011, 11:36 PM
Kardashians, head colds, lone hotel rooms and a lack of grape gatorade?
We need an off season bash.
With my best friend from grade school. She just passed out first. I won't be lasting much longer myself.
KurtCobain
02-19-2011, 11:40 PM
You have a friend in grade school? In a hotel room?
KcMizzou
02-19-2011, 11:41 PM
You have a friend in grade school? In a hotel room?Why is your rep red?
You have a friend in grade school? In a hotel room?
Hardy har. We've been friends since grade school. Perv.
Bugeater
02-19-2011, 11:44 PM
Why is your rep red?
Ohhh...don't go there.
Ohhh...don't go there.
I think he just did.
'Night all.
Ohhh...don't go there.
Apparently we both were awarded douche status already
Hardy har. We've been friends since grade school. Perv.
Oh you waited for them to pass out first? :spock:
KcMizzou
02-19-2011, 11:48 PM
I think he just did.
'Night all.Holy shit. Now I'm interested.
Holy shit. Now I'm interested.
Kurt, Myself and a coupe others apparently did something to anger the Gods.
I have no idea who did it, or what we did. Somethings just happen I guess :shrug:
KcMizzou
02-19-2011, 11:53 PM
Kurt, Myself and a coupe others apparently did something to anger the Gods.
I have no idea who did it, or what we did. Somethings just happen I guess :shrug:Weird. Even if I wanted to, I'm not sure how I'd go about doing it. (other than posting nekkid pics.)
KurtCobain
02-19-2011, 11:54 PM
They took it all.
It hurts so bad.
I just want death to come.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LIGHT!?!?
They took it all.
It hurts so bad.
I just want death to come.
WHERE THE **** IS THE LIGHT!?!?
ROFL
Dude I think you have redefined "Rock Bottom" :thumb:
KurtCobain
02-19-2011, 11:58 PM
They didn't even ask me for it.
And now I'm scarred with the memories.
Bugeater
02-19-2011, 11:58 PM
All in all, I'd say that Joey is taking the loss of his rep very well.
KurtCobain
02-20-2011, 12:09 AM
Why did it have to be me?
I'm from Missouri. That's a good state. I live pretty close to Arrowhead, and the Chiefs are pretty fucking awesome.
I've never threatened anybody's close family member with a 300 lb sodomizer, nor do I have a picture of an old man with a shotgun in my avatar. I represent a dead rock artist, and dead people are cool. So is rock.
I earned my rep. I spent minutes upon minutes each day slaying over a worn mouse repping each planeteer harder and harder as the days come to a new beginning. I repped all over the planet. Now I'm so fucking worthless I just want to be gangraped in an alleyway. That's what my neg-repful retarded ass deserves.
Fuck.
I just want justice man.
I was touched, and I didn't like it.
KcMizzou
02-20-2011, 12:16 AM
Why did it have to be me?
I'm from Missouri. That's a good state. I live pretty close to Arrowhead, and the Chiefs are pretty ****ing awesome.
I've never threatened anybody's close family member with a 300 lb sodomizer, nor do I have a picture of an old man with a shotgun in my avatar. I represent a dead rock artist, and dead people are cool. So is rock.
I earned my rep. I spent minutes upon minutes each day slaying over a worn mouse repping each planeteer harder and harder as the days come to a new beginning. I repped all over the planet. Now I'm so ****ing worthless I just want to be gangraped in an alleyway. That's what my neg-repful retarded ass deserves.
****.
I just want justice man.
I was touched, and I didn't like it.You must have done something... to bring on such a harsh punishment.
KurtCobain
02-20-2011, 12:19 AM
You must have done something... to bring on such a harsh punishment.
JOhn reckons we tag-teamed somebody's daughter.
LiveSteam
02-20-2011, 12:24 AM
FUCK I just turned 42 about 7 minutes ago. & for my birthday I have to scrape resin out of my pipe to celebrate this great moment in time.:shrug:
BillSelfsTrophycase
02-20-2011, 12:26 AM
Who's fucking tonight?
Working on it, hopefully Aunt Flo's left
She already ruined Valentine's Day
KurtCobain
02-20-2011, 12:34 AM
Working on it, hopefully Aunt Flo's left
She already ruined Valentine's Day
Dude you just quoted my life.
JOhn reckons we tag-teamed somebody's daughter.
Had to be a daughter, had it been the wife we probably would have got banned:evil:
KurtCobain
02-20-2011, 12:55 AM
FUCK I just turned 42 about 7 minutes ago. & for my birthday I have to scrape resin out of my pipe to celebrate this great moment in time.:shrug:
Happy Birthday.
Gonzo
02-20-2011, 01:22 AM
FUCK I just turned 42 about 7 minutes ago. & for my birthday I have to scrape resin out of my pipe to celebrate this great moment in time.:shrug:
Happy b-day man.
Oh btw...
When you said you were scraping your pipe at 1st, I pictured you like Santa but then I realized you were more like Spicoli.
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bevischief
02-20-2011, 02:50 AM
Happy birthday.
The rest ROFL
scott free
02-20-2011, 11:20 AM
Was so drunk, i tried not to post.
KurtCobain
02-20-2011, 11:29 AM
Was so drunk, i tried not to post.
You should've posted.
scott free
02-20-2011, 11:36 AM
You should've posted.
:evil:, i'd just have to be sitting here doing damage control for some senseless post or argument i made, as it is, i can simply sit & enjoy my morning browse.
KurtCobain
02-20-2011, 11:41 AM
:evil:, i'd just have to be sitting here doing damage control for some senseless post or argument i made, as it is, i can simply sit & enjoy my morning browse.
Dude... that Matt Cassel is a good guy. I know he's not very good, but he's just so nice. And he works so hard. What? You got beef with my boy? My boy Matty? I'LL FUCK YOU UP WHERE DO YOU LIVE!?!?! YOU WANNA DIE!?!?! I'LL BEAT YOUR LITTLE FAGGOT ASS BITCH PUSSY!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
scott free
02-20-2011, 11:43 AM
Dude... that Matt Cassel is a good guy. I know he's not very good, but he's just so nice. And he works so hard. What? You got beef with my boy? My boy Matty? I'LL **** YOU UP WHERE DO YOU LIVE!?!?! YOU WANNA DIE!?!?! I'LL BEAT YOUR LITTLE pillowbiterGOT ASS BITCH PUSSY!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
ROFL... WHERE DO YOU WANNA MEET? I'LL BRING THE CHEAP HEAT MOTHERF*CKER!
KurtCobain
02-20-2011, 11:51 AM
I'll be the guy in the camaro ready to beat yo ass.
scott free
02-20-2011, 11:56 AM
I'll be the guy in the camaro ready to beat yo ass.
LMAO
KurtCobain
03-06-2011, 09:04 PM
Who's beating some asses tonight!?!?!?!
Bugeater
03-06-2011, 09:09 PM
Umm, it's Sunday Fucking night.
KurtCobain
03-06-2011, 09:10 PM
I know this, I just didn't feel it warranted it's own thread.
LiveSteam
03-06-2011, 09:12 PM
I know this, I just didn't feel it warranted it's own thread.
Did god create you on the 7th day ?
KurtCobain
03-06-2011, 09:13 PM
I think he was a few months late on me.
Bugeater
03-06-2011, 09:14 PM
I know this, I just didn't feel it warranted it's own thread.
It doesn't, all Sunday Fucking Night means is that Monday Fucking Morning is coming.
KurtCobain
03-06-2011, 09:16 PM
It doesn't, all Sunday Fucking Night means is that Monday Fucking Morning is coming.
I love Mondays. It's that day when everything is new and it's a new week to try not to fuck everything up.
KcMizzou
03-06-2011, 09:16 PM
It doesn't, all Sunday ****ing Night means is that Monday ****ing Morning is coming.Amen. I tend to get the Sunday night blues.
KurtCobain
03-06-2011, 09:17 PM
Amen. I tend to get the Sunday night blues.
Would it have been a better Monday morning if MIZ would've beat the beakers?
KcMizzou
03-06-2011, 09:18 PM
I love Mondays. It's that day when everything is new and it's a new week to try not to **** everything up.I hate Monday mornings with the passion of 1,000 fiery hells.
But usually, I'm OK by about noon.
KcMizzou
03-06-2011, 09:19 PM
Would it have been a better Monday morning if MIZ would've beat the beakers?1,000 times better. My boss is a Beaker.
KurtCobain
03-06-2011, 09:21 PM
1,000 times better. My boss is a Beaker.
Fuck that dude, you want me to egg his house?
KurtCobain
03-06-2011, 09:21 PM
Oh hey, KCmizzou, you coming up to KC for the tournament?
KcMizzou
03-06-2011, 09:27 PM
Oh hey, KCmizzou, you coming up to KC for the tournament?I live in KC (actually in Parkville... so just outside.) I'd love to go... never been. But RL issues are in the way. I'll have to settle for listening on the radio at work, and watching on TV at home.
KurtCobain
03-06-2011, 09:35 PM
I live in KC (actually in Parkville... so just outside.) I'd love to go... never been. But RL issues are in the way. I'll have to settle for listening on the radio at work, and watching on TV at home.
Right, I see the location thing now, I just assumed you were from Colombia for some reason...
I wanna go, but it's that or getting the ps3 fixed. Can't decide.
Bugeater
03-06-2011, 09:38 PM
Get the PS3 fixed, you'll get a much better return on your investment.
KurtCobain
03-12-2011, 08:59 PM
SATURDAY NIGHT !!!!!!!!
Recovering from last night. Going to bed early.
That's my night.
Bugeater
03-12-2011, 09:06 PM
Well, for two more hours.
KcMizzou
03-12-2011, 09:10 PM
I'm in.
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KurtCobain
03-12-2011, 09:12 PM
Trent Reznor makes me want to rape puppies.
KcMizzou
03-12-2011, 09:12 PM
Trent Reznor makes me want to rape puppies.Have you listened to it?
KcMizzou
03-12-2011, 09:14 PM
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KcMizzou
03-12-2011, 09:15 PM
Sorry... done polluting your thread... got my own thread for that kinda nonsense.
scott free
03-12-2011, 09:15 PM
Zach Galifinakis hosting SNL, a twelve pack and the Planet... saturday night WINNING.
yea, my friday night:thumb:
Bugeater
07-30-2011, 10:05 PM
This place has gone to hell since Joey got banned.
kysirsoze
07-30-2011, 10:06 PM
This place has gone to hell since Joey got banned.
Was it just a week?
chasedude
07-30-2011, 10:12 PM
This place has gone to hell since Joey got banned.
He got banned? I thought he "left"?
JoeyChuckles
07-30-2011, 10:16 PM
Pouring out a bit of my 40 on a Saturday night for the thread starter, cause apparently he is banned. Shows you how much I keep up.
Bugeater
07-30-2011, 10:17 PM
He got banned? I thought he "left"?
Got banned, then left.
KcMizzou
07-30-2011, 10:18 PM
Got banned, then left.Needs to get his ass back here... I like him.
DaFace
07-30-2011, 10:19 PM
Was it just a week?
Yup.
chasedude
07-30-2011, 10:19 PM
Got banned, then left.
LMAO ...as the Planet Turns.
Bugeater
07-30-2011, 10:30 PM
Needs to get his ass back here... I like him.
He'll be back. But never mind that now, what's this about you breaking your brand new air conditioner?
kysirsoze
07-30-2011, 10:37 PM
Got banned, then left.
That's convenient.
KcMizzou
07-30-2011, 11:01 PM
He'll be back. But never mind that now, what's this about you breaking your brand new air conditioner?I didn't do it! And it's fixed. Otherwise I'd be bitching about it on FB.
teedubya
07-30-2011, 11:12 PM
If he goes back on the junk, I'm blaming DaFace. CP has been his drug and now it's gone.
Poor Joey. Come back in one piece, man. Just say no.
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