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Bambi
02-21-2011, 09:28 PM
Avoiding this? You're a mom who might shoot her children?

You're in NY, right? Impressive pussification in the northeast. No surprise.

Avoiding murder to happen so easily? Sure.

FAX
02-21-2011, 09:30 PM
Well, I know this much. If my mother had had easy access to firearms, it's very likely that I would not be here today.

It was pushing my luck to avoid death by wooden mixing spoon.

FAX

Just Passin' By
02-21-2011, 09:40 PM
Oh I love this one too.

Stabbing or beating someone to death is a bit harder than pulling a trigger.

Not that I would know but it's just a guess.

Maybe Jared Lee Loughner would have only killed one or two with his samurai sword.

:rolleyes:

Someone could kill you with a pen. You're acting as if violence is something new to the human race, for crying out loud. In the heat of the moment, people use whatever's handy.

WilliamTheIrish
02-21-2011, 09:55 PM
So the reality of the world we live?

You've used your gun to protect yourself? When exactly was this?

I'm not saying you shouldn't be able to own one.

But when a person with a history of mental illness can walk into a store and buy a gun, yes she had to wait 3 days, and then murder her children with it I believe there is a problem.

Calling me names hardly helps your case. Just makes you look silly.

1) Never had to use a gun for my protection. I don't believe I stated anything close to that.

2) Well thank you, Mr. Constitution.

3) That's the world we live in. You can ignore it. Or you can be prepared to defend yourself. I used to think differently. Do you recall the incident in Wichita in 00? The story of the Carr brothers? It's that story that changed my outlook on how I would deal with the violence around me. Google it up.

3) You're very sensitive. I didn't call you names.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 10:19 PM
1) Never had to use a gun for my protection. I don't believe I stated anything close to that.

2) Well thank you, Mr. Constitution.

3) That's the world we live in. You can ignore it. Or you can be prepared to defend yourself. I used to think differently. Do you recall the incident in Wichita in 00? The story of the Carr brothers? It's that story that changed my outlook on how I would deal with the violence around me. Google it up.

3) You're very sensitive. I didn't call you names.

Errr, you've called me pollyanna and "existential man", granted not as mean spirited as frazod but still name calling.

I know who the Carr brothers are. I'm not for an outright ban on guns. They used a gun to kill everyone on baseball field if I recall.

But the "reality of the world is" that access to guns for criminals and mentally ill people FAR outweighs the benefits of individuals being able to defend themselves with weapons. It's simply numbers.

The idea that people can walk into a store, purchase a weapon (especially assault) with no legitimate background check and then kill makes me much more nervous than worrying about criminals choosing my house at random to break in and kill me.

The point of asking when you've used your gun for protection was to have you answer exactly the way you did, you haven't. And you probably will never have to... that's a good thing. I actually have a friend who's mother shot and killed a burglar years ago and she's completely haunted by it.

As far as your Constitution comment... I don't think the Founding Fathers were counting on this ever being an issue

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27399337/ns/us_news-life/

Whoever stated earlier that the Northeast are "pussies" when it comes to guns is sorely mistaken. There are plenty of guns around here and just as many senseless gun murders as there are in the rest of America.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 10:20 PM
Someone could kill you with a pen. You're acting as if violence is something new to the human race, for crying out loud. In the heat of the moment, people use whatever's handy.

haha, come on man. You know just as well as I do that murdering someone with a pen would be quite a task...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/Ushomicidesbyweapon.svg/800px-Ushomicidesbyweapon.svg.png

Just Passin' By
02-21-2011, 10:25 PM
haha, come on man. You know just as well as I do that murdering someone with a pen would be quite a task...

With a pen...

"It seems that he just had a pen in his hand and they started fighting and at some point during the fight he began to stab the victim," said Williams Police Chief Jim Saso.

Ibarra's family members said he was stabbed six or seven times in the chest and stumbled home.

http://www.kcra.com/news/17317479/detail.html


As for your chart, it shows that people have few qualms about using other weapons if they don't have a gun available. Pen, crossbow, knife, bat, poison, etc... It's been going on since long before guns were invented.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 10:26 PM
With a pen...



http://www.kcra.com/news/17317479/detail.html


As for your chart, it shows that people have few qualms about using other weapons if they don't have a gun available.

wow, ok

FAX
02-21-2011, 10:31 PM
Where is "talk to death" on that chart? I don't see it.

FAX

Bambi
02-21-2011, 10:32 PM
Where is "talk to death" on that chart? I don't see it.

FAX

That doesn't happen.

Generally it's pretty easy to shoot someone, thus all kinds of idiots are capable of doing it.

The other methods....well, that takes balls.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 10:37 PM
That doesn't happen.

Generally it's pretty easy to shoot someone, thus all kinds of idiots are capable of doing it.

The other methods....well, that takes balls.

Ah, the Liberal Idiot Murder Expert. :D

Tell me, Francine, have you fired a gun? Or even held one in your hand?

And the one you got with your Xbox doesn't count. I mean a real one.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 10:44 PM
Ah, the Liberal Idiot Murder Expert. :D

Tell me, Francine, have you fired a gun? Or even held one in your hand?

And the one you got with your Xbox doesn't count. I mean a real one.

In the boy scouts.

Not since then though. I think target shooting is fine. Hunting too.

Would it be too much to require gun owners to keep their arms locked up at gun ranges or hunting sites?? Maybe...maybe not

But at the rate of psychos out there shooting people with guns keeps getting more deadly then I believe something needs to be done.

I was convinced after Columbine. Virginia Tech made it even more apparent.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-21-2011, 10:53 PM
But at the rate of psychos out there shooting people with guns keeps getting more deadly then I believe something needs to be done.

Ummm, dumbass, at the point where the chart you posted ends in 2004, gun crimes were roughly the same as in 1976, and showing a decline. You'll need to find a more up to date one if you want that argument to hold any water at all.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 10:53 PM
In the boy scouts.

Not since then though. I think target shooting is fine. Hunting too.

Would it be too much to require gun owners to keep their arms locked up at gun ranges or hunting sites?? Maybe...maybe not

But at the rate of psychos out there shooting people with guns keeps getting more deadly then I believe something needs to be done.

I was convinced after Columbine. Virginia Tech made it even more apparent.

Oh, absolutely. I'm sure if somebody breaks into my house, he'll stand by while I run down to the range and get my pistol, since all criminals are primarily compelled to give their victims a sporting chance.

:shake:

And BTW, the rate of psychos killing people is generally pretty constant. The media coverage they get, and the gullible fools who are scared out of their tiny little wits by it, have increased exponentially, however.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 10:59 PM
Here's a nice little historical fact for you, Wickedson.

One of the primary reasons Quantrill's raid on Lawrence was so successful was because the all the town's guns were locked in the armory by order of the mayor; only a handful of citizens defied the edict and kept their weapons. Ironically, most of them survived.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 11:01 PM
Here's a nice little historical fact for you, Wickedson.

One of the primary reasons Quantrill's raid on Lawrence was so successful was because the all the town's guns were locked in the armory by order of the mayor; only a handful of citizens defied the edict and kept their weapons. Ironically, most of them survived.

The fact that you are proud of that event says so much about you.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 11:10 PM
Ummm, dumbass, at the point where the chart you posted ends in 2004, gun crimes were roughly the same as in 1976, and showing a decline. You'll need to find a more up to date one if you want that argument to hold any water at all.

Just a guess but the assault weapons ban began in 1994. It had a tremendous effect on lowering gun violence.

My argument holds no water?

A quick search of school shootings (a good example of mass violence using a firearm) will show the numbers by decade:

1960's there were 2
1970's there were 5
1980's there were 9
2000's there were 49
2010's there have been 13 so far....

There's no denying gun violence outside of gangs and inner cities is on the rise.

To deny is just stupid and scary on your part.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 11:11 PM
The fact that you are proud of that event says so much about you.

LMAO

Nice response, fucktard. Utterly ignore the point I made. That says all about you anybody needs to know.

Seriously, pick up those kneepads. Oh, never mind - I'm sure you already have a set. They're probably red and blue, too.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-21-2011, 11:14 PM
Just a guess but the assault weapons ban began in 1994. It had a tremendous effect on lowering gun violence.

My argument holds no water?

A quick search of school shootings (a good example of mass violence using a firearm) will show the numbers by decade:

1960's there were 2
1970's there were 5
1980's there were 9
2000's there were 49
2010's there have been 13 so far....

There's no denying gun violence outside of gangs and inner cities is on the rise.

To deny is just stupid and scary on your part.
And to think that increased gun control is going to stop these incidents is stupid and scary on your part.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 11:20 PM
LMAO

Nice response, ****tard. Utterly ignore the point I made. That says all about you anybody needs to know.

Seriously, pick up those kneepads. Oh, never mind - I'm sure you already have a set. They're probably red and blue, too.

I know the point you were trying to make. Like I said before, it's not the era of muskets and six shooters.

The government will send in a ranger unit and put a bullet between your eyes before you even know what's happening.

Or they'll just send a cruise missile into your window while your fatass sleeps. The idea of your overweight self going into your closet and grabbing your gun while someone comes in to kick you ass makes me chuckle. lol

Quantrill was nothing more than a common thug like the Carr brothers. He was put down rather easily just a year after the cowardly ambush on Lawrence no? Keep citing him as something to be proud of, it's hilarious.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 11:24 PM
I know the point you were trying to make. Like I said before, it's not the era of muskets and six shooters.

The government will send in a ranger unit and put a bullet between your eyes before you even know what's happening.

Or they'll just send a cruise missile into your window while your fatass sleeps. The idea of your overweight self going into your closet and grabbing your gun while someone comes in to kick you ass makes me chuckle. lol

Quantrill was nothing more than a common thug like the Carr brothers. He was put down rather easily just a year after the cowardly ambush on Lawrence no? Keep citing him as something to be proud of, it's hilarious.

The idea of your getting asspounded by 20 guys while you keep screaming THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY!!!!!!!! makes me chuckle. Or I guess that would just be a typical Saturday night for you.

Pleasant dreams, pussy. Sheep like you are a criminal's best friend.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 11:24 PM
And to think that increased gun control is going to stop these incidents is stupid and scary on your part.

The assault ban expired 10 years after it went into effect.

Truth be told I would be very happy if it were to be fully reinstated.

What is your thought on that?

Bambi
02-21-2011, 11:25 PM
The idea of your getting asspounded by 20 guys while you keep screaming THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY!!!!!!!! makes me chuckle. Or I guess that would just be a typical Saturday night for you.

Pleasant dreams, pussy. Sheep like you are a criminal's best friend.

eh, homophobia

beneath me, I'm done with you

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-21-2011, 11:38 PM
The assault ban expired 10 years after it went into effect.

Truth be told I would be very happy if it were to be fully reinstated.

What is your thought on that?
I think you need to learn the difference between a handgun and an assault rifle.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 11:40 PM
I think you need to learn the difference between a handgun and an assault rifle.

ugh, whatever dude

Count Zarth
02-21-2011, 11:45 PM
The idea of your overweight self going into your closet and grabbing your gun while someone comes in to kick you ass makes me chuckle. lol.

You are an idiot, and here is why.

A few months ago my pops was held up at gunpoint in his own driveway. The thief took the money out of his wallet and then decided they were going to get in the truck and visit the ATM for some more cash. Dad decided immediately there was no fucking way he was going anywhere with this guy in a car.

Pops told the guy his ATM card was inside. Thief said let's go inside and get it.

As soon as dad got inside his house and the dog went berserk barking at the guy, he ducked his head and made a mad dash for the bedroom. He slammed the door behind him, grabbed his shotgun, racked it loudly and aimed it at the door. Then he yelled out "IF YOU COME THROUGH THE DOOR, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN."

A couple minutes later the barking stopped and the guy was gone.

Without a gun my dad was A) left with an empty bank account at the best or B) left with an empty bank account and fucking dead with some asshole riding off in his $60,000 truck.

Now he keeps a .45 in his glove compartment and he steps out the door with it every morning when he leaves for work.

Frazod
02-22-2011, 08:04 AM
eh, homophobia

beneath me, I'm done with you

You've said that before, little fella, but apparently you just can't quit me.

And think you've got that backwards, too. You'd be beneath them.

Bambi
02-22-2011, 08:15 AM
You've said that before, little fella, but apparently you just can't quit me.

And think you've got that backwards, too. You'd be beneath them.

I never address you.

The only reason I've posted in these threads is because you called me out like the bitch you are and I made you look ridiculous.

21 votes? lol, good try buddy. Do you fail at life as much as you did this contest?

blaise
02-22-2011, 08:18 AM
I never address you.

The only reason I've posted in these threads is because you called me out like the bitch you are and I made you look ridiculous.

21 votes? lol, good try buddy. Do you fail at life as much as you did this contest?

You did make it past at least one round, didn't you?

Frazod
02-22-2011, 08:19 AM
I never address you.

The only reason I've posted in these threads is because you called me out like the bitch you are and I made you look ridiculous.

21 votes? lol, good try buddy. Do you fail at life as much as you did this contest?

You should post your own poll about who has made who look ridiculous, Dickedinass. The results, like most other things you're completely ignorant about, will surprise you.

BTW, I own several handguns and an assault rifle. Would you like to go shooting sometime?

tooge
02-22-2011, 09:00 AM
there is only one way to solve this whole thing. A once and for all CP octagon challenge. All MMA rules apply. We'll do it out in my pasture. Phobia can bring the food. It'll be a.....Hoot

patteeu
02-22-2011, 09:01 AM
You did make it past at least one round, didn't you?

Fair point, but in all fairness, so did the guy who's been campaigning against him.

Frazod
02-22-2011, 09:08 AM
Fair point, but in all fairness, so did the guy who's been campaigning against him.

Who's been campaigning against him?

patteeu
02-22-2011, 09:16 AM
Who's been campaigning against him?

You, of course. I'll give you credit for not going so far as to offer casino cash bribes for votes against him though.

Frazod
02-22-2011, 09:20 AM
You, of course. I'll give you credit for not going so far as to offer casino cash bribes for votes against him though.

Well, in that case, wouldn't I be campaigning FOR him?

You seem a bit confused about this whole process.

patteeu
02-22-2011, 09:21 AM
Well, in that case, wouldn't I be campaigning FOR him?

You seem a bit confused about this whole process.

:LOL:

Frazod
02-22-2011, 09:22 AM
:LOL:

ROFL

eazyb81
02-22-2011, 09:30 AM
Can we have a re-vote?

Wickedson has gone into uber douche mode and i'm sure has swayed more votes to go in his favor.

Frazod
02-22-2011, 09:46 AM
Can we have a re-vote?

Wickedson has gone into uber douche mode and i'm sure has swayed more votes to go in his favor.

Hate! Venom! LMAO

Lzen
02-23-2011, 07:28 AM
Can we have a re-vote?

Wickedson has gone into uber douche mode and i'm sure has swayed more votes to go in his favor.

Agreed. I never realized until the last several posts what a douche he can be.
And ignorant on the topic he is arguing. :shake:

Saulbadguy
02-23-2011, 07:31 AM
Agreed. I never realized until the last several posts what a douche he can be.
And ignorant on the topic he is arguing. :shake:

He's yours. Don't try and and worm your way out of claiming him.

Lzen
02-23-2011, 07:32 AM
He's yours. Don't try and and worm your way out of claiming him.

Screw you! I don't want him. 4321

Al Bundy
02-23-2011, 07:39 AM
Agreed. I never realized until the last several posts what a douche he can be.
And ignorant on the topic he is arguing. :shake:

He has been uber-douching it for a while.

Bambi
02-23-2011, 07:49 AM
Can we have a re-vote?

Wickedson has gone into uber douche mode and i'm sure has swayed more votes to go in his favor.

Go for it.

I'll still make this look silly.

lol at 21. Maybe you guys can make it 23?

Bambi
02-23-2011, 07:50 AM
Agreed. I never realized until the last several posts what a douche he can be.
And ignorant on the topic he is arguing. :shake:

Please, enlighten me to the wonders of easy access to guns for criminals and the mentally ill.

I'm all ears.

Al Bundy
02-23-2011, 08:01 AM
Wickedson, you know the criminals get what they want, when they want, if it is readily available above ground or not. People kill, gun's do not.

Sofa King
02-23-2011, 08:02 AM
People should know better than to get into Gun vs Anti-Gun arguements with people who are either too stupid or too stubborn to look at the arguement from both sides.

Wickedson has clearly decided he's anti-gun, and he will say anything he can to prove his point, regardless of how ill-informed or ridiculous it is.

Lzen
02-23-2011, 08:04 AM
Please, enlighten me to the wonders of easy access to guns for criminals and the mentally ill.

I'm all ears.

DC tried hand gun control. Guess what? Gun crimes went up.

Do you really think criminals abide by these laws? The only people you're hurting with this legislation are law abiding citizens.

Oh, and that whole 2nd amendment thing.

Bambi
02-23-2011, 08:34 AM
People should know better than to get into Gun vs Anti-Gun arguements with people who are either too stupid or too stubborn to look at the arguement from both sides.

Wickedson has clearly decided he's anti-gun, and he will say anything he can to prove his point, regardless of how ill-informed or ridiculous it is.

I believe people should be able to own guns.

What bothers me is the ridiculously easy access to purchase guns in many states for those that are clearly troubled or have criminal histories.

I didn't bring this issue up. Go back a few pages. Someone called me a douche because I have some beliefs in gun control. I don't believe that's fair.