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Frazod
02-20-2011, 08:58 PM
On to the Sweet 16! The top two douches advance to the Douchy Elite Eight. One vote, one douche from here on out, so choose your douche carefully.

THE_AL_DAVIS_REGION
Knowmo
Wickedson
Dane McCloud
Sportsshrink

Count Alex's Losses
02-20-2011, 08:59 PM
Epic threeway. Can Dane beat Knowmo?

kstater
02-20-2011, 09:00 PM
Ought to be a close one between Dane and Wickedson.

doomy3
02-20-2011, 09:01 PM
Dane's the biggest douche on the board, so it shouldn't be close.

KILLER_CLOWN
02-20-2011, 09:01 PM
Looks like Dane can't miss those 3's, if he stays hot he'll pull the upset! Will he rush the floor?

luv
02-20-2011, 09:16 PM
Wickedson

Just Passin' By
02-20-2011, 09:18 PM
Dane's the right choice, but Knowmo may sway enough of the anti-foreigner voters to pull this off.

Frazod
02-20-2011, 09:21 PM
I just don't get the Dane hate. :shrug:

Count Alex's Losses
02-20-2011, 09:21 PM
He has a sewer for a mouth.

KILLER_CLOWN
02-20-2011, 09:23 PM
I just don't get the Dane hate. :shrug:

I don't hate him, but i've seen a few Douchey posts by him. The others i don't pay much attention to. Sportshrink i actually like despite having a few differences in opinions.

MIAdragon
02-20-2011, 09:23 PM
I just don't get the Dane hate. :shrug:

really?

KcMizzou
02-20-2011, 09:24 PM
I just don't get the Dane hate. :shrug:Me either, really. Got Wickedson in this one.

MIAdragon
02-20-2011, 09:25 PM
Epic threeway. Can Dane beat Knowmo?


Knowmo is simply an idiot. Harmless but still an idiot.

Frazod
02-20-2011, 09:25 PM
really?

Really. Of course, I stay the hell out of all the draft stuff.

Just Passin' By
02-20-2011, 09:28 PM
I just don't get the Dane hate. :shrug:

He's a lying asshole who uses his position to give infractions to people who call him out.

That's enough for me. Your mileage may vary.

Frazod
02-20-2011, 09:31 PM
He's a lying asshole who uses his position to give infractions to people who call him out.

That's enough for me. Your mileage may vary.

I like him. :D

DaneMcCloud
02-20-2011, 11:19 PM
He's a lying asshole who uses his position to give infractions to people who call him out.

That's enough for me. Your mileage may vary.

:deevee:

It's no surprise that the people who have NO game and who I have absolutely, unequivocally NO respect for hate on me.

Go fuck yourself, Patriots Fan.

Oh, and your avatar? I fucked her, her sister and and her mother.

DaneMcCloud
02-20-2011, 11:20 PM
Dane's the biggest douche on the board, so it shouldn't be close.

Says the haircut with absolutely nothing to add.

It must suck to be the cunt in the family, but by now, I'm sure you're used to it.

Rams Fan
02-20-2011, 11:22 PM
Cloe one here. Tempted to vote Dane for the fun of it. :D But I haven't yet.

Short Leash Hootie
02-20-2011, 11:27 PM
...

Dane was a marching band geek in high school. He's a real cool guy.

(I'm guessing he was picked on all of the time as a kid so now he tries to make up for it by acting the way he does on this board...)

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-20-2011, 11:29 PM
sportsshrink is one of the truly underrated fucktards of this board.

DaneMcCloud
02-20-2011, 11:33 PM
...

Dane was a marching band geek in high school. He's a real cool guy.

(I'm guessing he was picked on all of the time as a kid so now he tries to make up for it by acting the way he does on this board...)

LMAO

Wrong again, Pizza Man.

LMAO

JFC, your instincts are fucking awful, but do, go on, girl.

KcMizzou
02-20-2011, 11:36 PM
...

Dane was a marching band geek in high school. He's a real cool guy.

(I'm guessing he was picked on all of the time as a kid so now he tries to make up for it by acting the way he does on this board...)It's crazy how people have different experiences with people... even when most everything you say is out there for all to see. You'd think a douche is a douche... doesn't quite work that way.

To me, Dane's a good dude who can come on a little strong at times. :shrug: Not a douche.

Short Leash Hootie
02-20-2011, 11:36 PM
which instrument did you play?

did you ever bang the HS QB?

Frazod
02-20-2011, 11:36 PM
:deevee:

It's no surprise that the people who have NO game and who I have absolutely, unequivocally NO respect for hate on me.

Go fuck yourself, Patriots Fan.

Oh, and your avatar? I fucked her, her sister and and her mother.

I still like him. :D

Rams Fan
02-20-2011, 11:38 PM
TMD seems like he just loves hating on Dane. Frazod, you've only posted 3 of the regions, no?

Short Leash Hootie
02-20-2011, 11:38 PM
Dane's a good dude?

Someone post his last 200 posts...regardless of what thread/context...whatever...

and then lets see if he's a "good dude"...

DaFace is a good dude
Tk13...good dude

Bugeater? good dude

BRC? good dude

Dane? He's a fucking prick...

condescending asshole

but he played a mean tuba back in HS

Rams Fan
02-20-2011, 11:40 PM
Dane's a good dude?

Someone post his last 200 posts...regardless of what thread/context...whatever...

and then lets see if he's a "good dude"...

DaFace is a good dude
Tk13...good dude

Bugeater? good dude

BRC? good dude

Dane? He's a ****ing prick...

condescending asshole

but he played a mean tuba back in HS

You have a problem with someone playing in a HS band? Stereotypes FTW!

Frazod
02-20-2011, 11:40 PM
TMD seems like he just loves hating on Dane. Frazod, you've only posted 3 of the regions, no?

No, they're all up.

Short Leash Hootie
02-20-2011, 11:40 PM
Dane had lunch at a restaurant once at the same time as TLC!

no joke

TLC was there

and so was Dane

(this was after his tuba playing days)

he told me...he has great celeb stories

Short Leash Hootie
02-20-2011, 11:40 PM
You have a problem with someone playing in a HS band? Stereotypes FTW!

well we all know you're a geek

but at least you're not a prick

Rams Fan
02-20-2011, 11:40 PM
No, they're all up.

Ah. I've only seen 3.

Frazod
02-20-2011, 11:42 PM
Ah. I've only seen 3.

One of them hasn't been commented upon in a couple of hours.

Rams Fan
02-20-2011, 11:45 PM
well we all know you're a geek

but at least you're not a prick

Who ever said I played in a HS band? Tried playing clarinet in middle school and quit because I sucked. I was that awful.

One of them hasn't been commented upon in a couple of hours.

I'll bump that eventually.

Short Leash Hootie
02-20-2011, 11:45 PM
frazod

probably no award for this

but you're definitely most pathetic person on this board...but that's more of a lifetime achievement thing...not a yearly thing

DaneMcCloud
02-20-2011, 11:46 PM
Dane had lunch at a restaurant once at the same time as TLC!

no joke

TLC was there

and so was Dane

(this was after his tuba playing days)

he told me...he has great celeb stories

How many times a day do you and your "athletic" girlfriend fight over the vibrator?

And who the fuck is TLC? LMAO

Frazod
02-20-2011, 11:46 PM
frazod

probably no award for this

but you're definitely most pathetic person on this board...but that's more of a lifetime achievement thing...not a yearly thing

Whatever you say, pizza boy. ROFL

Short Leash Hootie
02-20-2011, 11:48 PM
Whatever you say, pizza boy. ROFL

fraz

curious

what is it you do for a living?

how do you make money?

what does your wife do?

please share

Short Leash Hootie
02-20-2011, 11:49 PM
How many times a day do you and your "athletic" girlfriend fight over the vibrator?

And who the **** is TLC? LMAO

are you 5'8" or shorter?

just curious

Count Alex's Losses
02-20-2011, 11:49 PM
We got a douche off within a douche off!

Rams Fan
02-20-2011, 11:51 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/2m83wr8.jpg

Frazod
02-20-2011, 11:52 PM
I'm a paralegal at a downtown Chicago law firm. One you'll never be able to afford.

Short Leash Hootie
02-20-2011, 11:52 PM
the funny thing about frazzy

he wants to mock my job (just a second ago)...

I have no idea what he does (I'm sure it's not that impressive)...but I know for a FACT he couldn't do what I do (which is sad)...

again

pathetic

lifetime achievement award

probably couldn't make it a week...good, hard work...physically and mentally

Short Leash Hootie
02-20-2011, 11:54 PM
I'm a paralegal at a downtown Chicago law firm. One you'll never be able to afford.

ROFL

damnit! I wish I could afford that!!!

hahaha

so you make less than $60K? Or more?

(and $60K in Chicago is about the equivalent of $35K here in southern Illinois)

just curious

Frazod
02-20-2011, 11:54 PM
the funny thing about frazzy

he wants to mock my job (just a second ago)...

I have no idea what he does (I'm sure it's not that impressive)...but I know for a FACT he couldn't do what I do (which is sad)...

again

pathetic

lifetime achievement award

probably couldn't make it a week...good, hard work...physically and mentally

What? Deliver fucking pizzas? God, you're killing me. LMAO

Short Leash Hootie
02-20-2011, 11:56 PM
What? Deliver ****ing pizzas? God, you're killing me. LMAO

I don't deliver pizzas...

I know you're not in the shape physically to do what I do...

in fact...there aren't many people out there who could do what I did on Saturday...one of the most ridiculous 10 hour shifts of my life...mentally and physically

and I guarantee that

can you run a mile under 6 minutes?

Frazod
02-20-2011, 11:57 PM
ROFL

damnit! I wish I could afford that!!!

hahaha

so you make less than $60K? Or more?

(and $60K in Chicago is about the equivalent of $35K here in southern Illinois)

just curious

More, spanky. Sorry to disappoint you.

I was still in the Navy when I was your age, you lazy, pampered, little twat. You cry like a little girl over a 60 hour work week? WAA, I WORKED TOO HARD I CAN'T GO OUT BECAUSE I'M TOO TIRED WAA. Boo-fucking-hoo, bitch. You don't know what work is.

Short Leash Hootie
02-20-2011, 11:59 PM
More, spanky. Sorry to disappoint you.

I was still in the Navy when I was your age, you lazy, pampered, little twat. You cry like a little girl over a 60 hour work week? WAA, I WORKED TOO HARD I CAN'T GO OUT BECAUSE I'M TOO TIRED WAA. Boo-****ing-hoo, bitch. You don't know what work is.

since you started the personal attack on me for what I do for a living...

I'll continue it...

you were in the Navy? Wow. Impressive.

Weren't they supposed to teach you discipline???

didn't you learn anything?

It's too bad...because from what I hear you have a bit of a weight issue...

a weight issue that would prevent you from lasting ONE WEEK doing the job I do 50 hours a week.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:00 AM
I don't deliver pizzas...

I know you're not in the shape physically to do what I do...

in fact...there aren't many people out there who could do what I did on Saturday...one of the most ridiculous 10 hour shifts of my life...mentally and physically

and I guarantee that

can you run a mile under 6 minutes?

So what do you do now, if not be pizza boy? Have you found a way to work your date raping skills into a meaningful career? Do tell.

Rams Fan
02-21-2011, 12:01 AM
How much do you weigh TMD? And your height? I weigh 193lbs. and am 6' ft. tall.

Rams Fan
02-21-2011, 12:01 AM
So what do you do now, if not be pizza boy? Have you found a way to work your date raping skills into a meaningful career? Do tell.

Rape isn't funny.

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 12:01 AM
also

I don't go out because I don't want to go out...I don't want to spend money...

you see I'm a very generous drinker...I buy drinks for myself, my friends, and anyone who jumps in...

I went to Chicago a few months ago and forgot about Chicago drinking and racked up a $500 tab in 3 hours hanging with my girlfriend and her friends...

I'm tired of spending money for nothing more than a wicked hangover...

I don't do drugs, and I don't need alcohol...does me no good...and the way I drink when I go out is far from healthy.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:03 AM
Rape isn't funny.

Hootie seemed to think so when he was bragging about it.

Count Alex's Losses
02-21-2011, 12:03 AM
When I picture Hootie and Frazod battling...since they're both from Chicago....I picture Ferris Bueller and Uncle Buck.

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 12:03 AM
I'm 7" taller than Dane's 5'8" stature...

and I weigh 195 lbs or so

I weighed about 220 this summer (from all the boozing) and decided enough was enough so I started working out again.

I don't think I could ever be fat though...not in my genes. 220 was about as far as I could go I think.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:04 AM
Hootie must be ashamed of his new profession.

So, tell us, is it a step up or down from pizza boy?

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:05 AM
When I picture Hootie and Frazod battling...since they're both from Chicago....I picture Ferris Bueller and Uncle Buck.

It would be Ferris Bueller's posse vs. Uncle Buck. Hootie would be watching from across the street.

Count Alex's Losses
02-21-2011, 12:05 AM
I'm pretty sure Hootie is a waiter at a pizza place.

Rams Fan
02-21-2011, 12:05 AM
I'm 7" taller than Dane's 5'8" stature...

and I weigh 195 lbs or so

I weighed about 220 this summer (from all the boozing) and decided enough was enough so I started working out again.

I don't think I could ever be fat though...not in my genes. 220 was about as far as I could go I think.

6'2"? How the hell do you run a mile under 6 mins.?

DaneMcCloud
02-21-2011, 12:05 AM
are you 5'8" or shorter?

just curious

Trolling for a piece of ass again, Hootie?

6'1, 215, 33" waist. Anyone that's met me can verify.

But my ass isn't for sale, so you'll need to look elsewhere.

Rams Fan
02-21-2011, 12:07 AM
When I picture Hootie and Frazod battling...since they're both from Chicago....I picture Ferris Bueller and Uncle Buck.

You think TMD's from Chicago? I thought he worked in Bloomington-Normal,which is about 3 hours away from Chicago and St. Louis. It's also the home of Illinois St.

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 12:08 AM
6'2"? How the hell do you run a mile under 6 mins.?

pretty fucking easily ROFL

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:09 AM
C'mon, Pootie. What's the next step in your dickbag career path? Shoveling shit? Sucking cock? A man should take pride in his work.

DaneMcCloud
02-21-2011, 12:11 AM
When I picture Hootie and Frazod battling...since they're both from Chicago....I picture Ferris Bueller and Uncle Buck.

Hootie's from Chicago?

LMAO

That's like saying that Goodland, Kansas is Kansas City.

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 12:11 AM
You think TMD's from Chicago? I thought he worked in Bloomington-Normal,which is about 3 hours away from Chicago and St. Louis. It's also the home of Illinois St.

dude I've lived all over Illinois

hopefully I'm out of Illinois in a few years...I hate the cold

Rams Fan
02-21-2011, 12:11 AM
pretty ****ing easily ROFL

I can do it under 8. Just hate running. Lifting weights is where it's at.

notorious
02-21-2011, 12:12 AM
Frazod, I love your Douche of the Year idea.



It seems to have drawn out the douche from the douches.

DaneMcCloud
02-21-2011, 12:12 AM
ROFL

damnit! I wish I could afford that!!!

hahaha

so you make less than $60K? Or more?

(and $60K in Chicago is about the equivalent of $35K here in southern Illinois)

just curious

More proof that you're a clueless fucking moron.

Paralegal's in Los Angeles, if they're good, easily make six figure salaries.

JFC, you're such a drunken tool.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:12 AM
Hootie's from Chicago?

LMAO

That's like saying that Goodland, Kansas is Kansas City.

Maybe one day I'll see him dumping the trash in my office.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:13 AM
Frazod, I love your Douche of the Year idea.



It seems to have drawn out the douche from the douches.

Pootie really seemed to take it personally. Fucking clown. ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
02-21-2011, 12:13 AM
Maybe one day I'll see him dumping the trash in my office.

If you really want to get back at him...get him to sling you a pizza and stiff him on the tip.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:14 AM
If you really want to get back at him...get him to sling you a pizza and stiff him on the tip.

Like I'd stoop to eating at any shithole that would hire an idiot like him.

DaneMcCloud
02-21-2011, 12:15 AM
Hootie lives in some delusional world where everyone is "smaller" than him physically, they don't make as much money nor do they work as hard and they're ugly.

LMAO

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 12:20 AM
Pootie really seemed to take it personally. ****ing clown. ROFL

I could careless...

I could swing it to win this competition in a second...

I just don't give a shit at all...

I'm just pointing out that, since the beginning, I've never cared how an angry, depressed, obese person feels about me...

now you called me out in your original post when this all started which I thought was funny

so I thought I'd point out some facts

and the fact is

95% of obese people are depressed (I made that up but I'm sure it's true lol)...so I don't blame you for envying someone who is much younger, with much better genes, and doesn't have to worry about heart disease or diabetes (knock on wood)...

so maybe I am a douche

I'm ok with that

I'm a douche with priorities that include doing all I can do to not kill myself by making poor decisions...

you want to get personal with me

that's fine

I make plenty of money doing work that makes me happy...not sure a lot of people can say that...but if it makes you happy to make fun of me...then I'm glad I can help you out...

I know I'd be in the same boat as you if I were in your shape...I feel bad for you, really

I have a very close friend who had a good job (that he recently quit)...and he's morbidly obese and now he just sits around...eats cheeseburgers...and plays video games all day

and he's depressed as shit...hasn't been laid in a decade

...

and he's lazy as shit

so fraz

everytime you start pointing a finger at me you should realize you're pointing three back at yourself!

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 12:23 AM
Hootie lives in some delusional world where everyone is "smaller" than him physically, they don't make as much money nor do they work as hard and they're ugly.

LMAO

nah

I don't think I'm big at all...I'm tall...but I'm not real strong or anything...I doubt I could even put up 225 one time anymore

most 40 year old men make a lot more money than me

not a whole lot of 25 year olds do...shit I'm right in the median for everyone in America

I do know that I am...

Debt free.
Habit free.

and have two steady jobs that are, or at least have been, recession proof

and I get the best shifts and make the most money

so I feel pretty good about myself...

sorry if that bothers you Dane

notorious
02-21-2011, 12:24 AM
Hootie lives in some delusional world where everyone is "smaller" than him physically, they don't make as much money nor do they work as hard and they're ugly.

LMAO


You forgot the racist part.



Hootie, you have some funny stories and are pretty entertaining, but sometimes I wonder if you didn't get robbed and raped by a brotha when you were younger.

luv
02-21-2011, 12:27 AM
If you really want to get back at him...get him to sling you a pizza and stiff him on the tip.

I went to visit a friend of mine at work last week. A table near me had four people. They all ordered appetizers, pick twos, and drinks. Whenever they walked out, I remember thinking, "I wonder how [insert friend's name here] would react if they didn't pay?" Friend walks over, picks up the book, and says, "Well, at least they paid their tab. I was kind of worried." Turns out, they paid the $90 tab, but completely stiffed him.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:27 AM
And Pootie the Pussy still won't tell us what pathetic menial minimum wage job he has. All we know is that he makes so little that he can't even afford beer anymore. Credit cards must be maxed out, too.

And BTW, Pootie the Pussy, you were the one who got personal first, and now you seem to not remember it, and you've taken my response like the bitch you are and always have been.

Whatever you're doing, it can't be making you that happy because you're too ashamed to admit to it, even on a message board full of strangers. Must be pretty fucking bad.

As for your friend, anybody who'd have scum like you as a friend is probably fucked up beyond redemption regardless of being fat, thin or otherwise. Maybe if you quit calling him, he'd get better.

Oh, and I got laid last night. Didn't have to drug her or anything.

Rams Fan
02-21-2011, 12:29 AM
Serious question. Why is everyone giving TMD a hard time about his job? I probably haven't been here long enough to understand why, but it seems almost every time someone argues with him they bring it up.

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 12:30 AM
I used this analogy just a few days ago

I don't think I'm racist...

I hate scumbags...

white, black, brown, yellow, red...

if you're a scumbag, you can fuck off and die

now without getting into my definition of a scumbag...

AROUND WHERE I LIVE...

maybe 1 out of every 6 white people is a scumbag...whereas the ratio is flipped when it comes to black people...

asians don't bother anyone...so I'm even less racist towards them than even white people (I hate white trash more than n.....)...even though it's fun to make fun of Asians (but they are super nice people)...

I'm a big fan of the hard working Mexicans...although perverted...they are super good dudes who are usually pretty awesome...I hate the scumbag, gang-banger mexicans...they can rot in hell...

I hate 90% of Indians...they are entitled, they smell...and I fucking hate them. I hate them way more than the scumbag black people around here...

but yeah...when 6:1 black people are fucking scum then I guess it can appear as if I'm racist...

but if a black person around here wants to speak like an adult, where a belt, and act like a real fucking person...then they can be my best friend for all I care

notorious
02-21-2011, 12:31 AM
I used this analogy just a few days ago

I don't think I'm racist...

I hate scumbags...

white, black, brown, yellow, red...

if you're a scumbag, you can **** off and die

now without getting into my definition of a scumbag...

AROUND WHERE I LIVE...

maybe 1 out of every 6 white people is a scumbag...whereas the ratio is flipped when it comes to black people...

asians don't bother anyone...so I'm even less racist towards them than even white people (I hate white trash more than n.....)...even though it's fun to make fun of Asians (but they are super nice people)...

I'm a big fan of the hard working Mexicans...although perverted...they are super good dudes who are usually pretty awesome...I hate the scumbag, gang-banger mexicans...they can rot in hell...

I hate 90% of Indians...they are entitled, they smell...and I ****ing hate them. I hate them way more than the scumbag black people around here...

but yeah...when 6:1 black people are ****ing scum then I guess it can appear as if I'm racist...

but if a black person around here wants to speak like an adult, where a belt, and act like a real ****ing person...then they can be my best friend for all I care


Breakin' Balls Hootie. Settle down.

Thig Lyfe
02-21-2011, 12:31 AM
sportsshrink all the way.

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 12:34 AM
I have no credit cards...

I made $450 (excluding hourly) on Saturday alone...

unless the beer I drink is INSANELY unique and expensive...I'm fairly certain I can afford to drink whenever I want

anything else guy?

I don't lie about anything on this board...

because I don't care what anyone thinks

last year I shared a HUGE house with 5 other dudes...my best friend would buy 12 packs of Fuze (a fruity healthy drink) and I would always drink them and he'd always get so annoyed...

well one time they plotted against me...

I had drank ONE TOO MANY...so my friend got our diabetic roommate to take one of his amazingly long pisses into a Fuze bottle...they then sealed it back up...

so I ordered some wings...but I had nothing to drink...

well lookee there! ONE LAST FUZE IN THE FRIDGE?!!? SKEET!

so I go for that delcious drink...

yep

pee

learned my lesson

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 12:37 AM
Breakin' Balls Hootie. Settle down.

well I was just breaking down my thoughts on different races

I have two VERY GOOD INDIAN friends...but they are very much the exceptions...I fucking hate Indian people...smell/entitled...and smell

black people are fine...I hate n*gg*rs

white people are cool...I hate white trash rednecks

asians are always fine

mexicans are pretty cool unless they are gang bangers

I think the reason I'm labeled as such a racist is because these campus bars are always full of fucking ghetto ass black people who don't buy a thing and just try to prey on drunk underage white girls...fucking loitering losers

I really hate Chicago for closing down all of their projects...

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:37 AM
Serious question. Why is everyone giving TMD a hard time about his job? I probably haven't been here long enough to understand why, but it seems almost every time someone argues with him they bring it up.

Jesus, dude, read his posts.

notorious
02-21-2011, 12:37 AM
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Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 12:39 AM
Jesus, dude, read his posts.

translation:

he's too clever for us, he always gets under our skin...so the only thing we can do is try and poke fun of him for being a waiter and a bartender because shit! we have nothing else :(

there you go

that's the breakdown you'll never get and they'll never admit

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:40 AM
Good ole Pootie - delivering the world's greatest thin crust for $45 an hour. Yeah, that's the ticket! ROFL

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:42 AM
translation:

he's too clever for us, he always gets under our skin...so the only thing we can do is try and poke fun of him for being a waiter and a bartender because shit! we have nothing else :(

there you go

that's the breakdown you'll never get and they'll never admit

Clever? How clever were you being when you bragged about raping the girl who was passed out at the party?

Yeah, you're just clever as all hell, you fucking degenerate.

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 12:45 AM
funny how you've ran with that story

"the girl"

"raping"

"passed out"

"party"

hmm

all of those calories must be bad for the memory

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:48 AM
funny how you've ran with that story

"the girl"

"raping"

"passed out"

"party"

hmm

all of those calories must be bad for the memory

Shit like that you don't soon forget.

Maybe next time you'll get caught. I think you'd make a fine prison bitch for some big hairy black guy.

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 12:48 AM
and Rams Fan, before you ask...he's talking about my ex-girlfriend...

a girl who I got blacked out drunk with every night of the week for the 5 months we dated...

a girl who I had sex with probably 250 times (ballpark) and maybe 1 of those times we were sober...

but like I said...these guys like to take something "and run"...you have any friends Rams Fan? Well when you're a big partier like I was in college...you amass some awesome "frat like" stories about girls and how slutty college girls can be...

people like Frazod are really jealous of these stories because when he was that age, he was a loser...and was in the Navy...busy getting pounded by his superiors (or something like that I assume)...don't ask, don't tell though

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 12:50 AM
Shit like that you don't soon forget.

Maybe next time you'll get caught. I think you'd make a fine prison bitch for some big hairy black guy.

get caught?

get caught doing what?

I think the last thing I'd ever do is rape a girl...try again buddy...

I'm sorry that you're overweight...but deflecting that misery into online malice isn't going to solve anything.

luv
02-21-2011, 12:51 AM
Shit like that you don't soon forget.

Maybe next time you'll get caught. I think you'd make a fine prison bitch for some big hairy black guy.

Pssst. Indian.

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 12:51 AM
Pssst. Indian.

well in this context I think I'd prefer an Indian

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:52 AM
and Rams Fan, before you ask...he's talking about my ex-girlfriend...

a girl who I got blacked out drunk with every night of the week for the 5 months we dated...

a girl who I had sex with probably 250 times (ballpark) and maybe 1 of those times we were sober...

but like I said...these guys like to take something "and run"...you have any friends Rams Fan? Well when you're a big partier like I was in college...you amass some awesome "frat like" stories about girls and how slutty college girls can be...

people like Frazod are really jealous of these stories because when he was that age, he was a loser...and was in the Navy...busy getting pounded by his superiors (or something like that I assume)...don't ask, don't tell though

Yeah, it's just like that. LMAO Really.

Hey Skip Jr., sure is nice to see you putting your degree to good use. Got a BS in Crust Management?

luv
02-21-2011, 12:52 AM
well in this context I think I'd prefer an Indian

Good point.

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 12:53 AM
Yeah, it's just like that. LMAO Really.

Hey Skip Jr., sure is nice to see you putting your degree to good use. Got a BS in Crust Management?

well, hey...I'll be an Illinois taxpayer while you're collecting your disability payments in a few years so be nice

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:55 AM
get caught?

get caught doing what?

I think the last thing I'd ever do is rape a girl...try again buddy...

I'm sorry that you're overweight...but deflecting that misery into online malice isn't going to solve anything.

By "online malice" do you mean something like this?


frazod

probably no award for this

but you're definitely most pathetic person on this board...but that's more of a lifetime achievement thing...not a yearly thing

And FTR, I'm not nearly as fat as you and my other fanboys seem to think I am. But I know you're every bit the loser douche I think you are. And you're also fucking doomed to stay that way.

Fetch me another drink, boy, and be quick about it!

Superturtle
02-21-2011, 12:58 AM
Why is this the only poll with any action?

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 12:59 AM
well fraz

I hope you aren't obese...that's just the word on the street.

If you're not, or if you're trying to better your life, or anything like that...good for you

but again

I will never be ashamed of making more money than the average middle class working person in America...maybe I'm just a middle class kind of guy...I'm ok with that

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:59 AM
Why is this the only poll with any action?

Pootie the Pussy showed up taking shots at me and Dane. So far it's contained.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 01:00 AM
well fraz

I hope you aren't obese...that's just the word on the street.

If you're not, or if you're trying to better your life, or anything like that...good for you

but again

I will never be ashamed of making more money than the average middle class working person in America...maybe I'm just a middle class kind of guy...I'm ok with that

Still waiting on that drink, boy.

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 01:01 AM
Why is this the only poll with any action?

action goes where I go...

just how it is

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 01:03 AM
Still waiting on that drink, boy.

hey I'll get you a drink while you answer phones for your law firm

someday I want to be a secretary...hopefully I can experience the upgrade

Superturtle
02-21-2011, 01:06 AM
Ah, so this is just a Dick measuring contest. Carry on then, chaps. BTW, if he is a waiter, he probably can make some decent money. I've seen a couple of people rake in 200 dollars on a 5 hour shift. Just depends on how much he reports in tips.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 01:08 AM
hey I'll get you a drink while you answer phones for your law firm

someday I want to be a secretary...hopefully I can experience the upgrade

Receptionist answers the phones.

Secretary types my letters.

Scum like you clean up the office after I go home at night. Assuming they can pass a background check, which you probably couldn't.

Hope that helps.

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 01:08 AM
that's at Cracker Barrell...

I know how chain restaurants work...

this is a different beast

(although I did clear $50K at a BENNIGANS in Chicago when I was 22...claiming 75% of my tips or so)...

people don't realize that good servers can make a good wage (especially in high volume stores)...

but you can only last so long in a chain restaurant without going insane

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 01:10 AM
Receptionist answers the phones.

Secretary types my letters.

Scum like you clean up the office after I go home at night. Assuming they can pass a background check, which you probably couldn't.

Hope that helps.

Meh.

You're what? 40? 50?

If I HAD TO GUESS (knowing your type)...you probably make about $45-$50K after taxes (tops)...

and that's in Chicago...

I made $50K as a fucking waiter at Bennigans in Chicago Ridge when I was 22...

cool dude

your paralegal job nets you as much as a 22 year old drunk asshole working at a shitty ass chain restaurant 35 hours a week in Chicago Ridge

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 01:10 AM
and CHICAGO RIDGE has shitty, shitty, shitty clientele

Superturtle
02-21-2011, 01:11 AM
Corporate chains are awful.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 01:18 AM
Meh.

You're what? 40? 50?

If I HAD TO GUESS (knowing your type)...you probably make about $45-$50K after taxes (tops)...

and that's in Chicago...

I made $50K as a fucking waiter at Bennigans in Chicago Ridge when I was 22...

cool dude

your paralegal job nets you as much as a 22 year old drunk asshole working at a shitty ass chain restaurant 35 hours a week in Chicago Ridge

So suddenly you're an expert on my pay? Try again, loser. The world's greatest waiter, so wealthy and successful that he now has to work two jobs and can't even afford to go out.

Yeah, if only you'd been around to offer up career advice in my formative years.

I'd love to keep doing this, but some of us have real jobs and need to get up in the morning. Goodnight, Pootie. I'm sorry my humorous little douche poll made you so angry. You wouldn't think one lone fat guy on the internet could get under the skin of such a young and happy person. It's really quite surprising.

And I saw you spit in my drink. No tip this round.

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 01:20 AM
what flawed logic you have

I have 2 jobs because I want 2 jobs, not because I need 2 jobs...

If I'm not going to go to school I need something to keep me busy...might as well work as much as possible...

sorry I have a good work ethic?

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-21-2011, 01:23 AM
I'm gonna post in here without having read a single post since this thread was in its first 10 or so posts, and guarantee that this thread became a referendum on Hootie's ability to draw attention to himself yet again.

R8RFAN
02-21-2011, 06:53 AM
Trolling for a piece of ass again, Hootie?

6'1, 215, 33" waist. Anyone that's met me can verify.

But my ass isn't for sale, so you'll need to look elsewhere.

I didn't know they could stack shit that high....ROFL
You are my Douche of the year nominee.... Congrats Douche

Superturtle
02-21-2011, 07:46 AM
I didn't know they could stack shit that high....ROFL
You are my Douche of the year nominee.... Congrats Douche
He must've been cheated.

patteeu
02-21-2011, 07:52 AM
Who ever said I played in a HS band? Tried playing clarinet in middle school and quit because I sucked.

Good grief, what a moron. You're supposed to blow. :p

R8RFAN
02-21-2011, 07:57 AM
He must've been cheated.

I am a Raider fan on a Chiefs website, if I would have won it it would have been pretty much accepted...

To be a Chiefs fan on a Chiefs website and win the coveted douche award by beating out rival fans is pretty impressive...

I think there should be a Douche competition for rival fans only too... also think the winner should wear a Douche avatar for a yr

http://www.darrenlynnbousman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/douche_bag1.jpg

Frazod
02-21-2011, 08:00 AM
Pootie is correct, of course. Studies have shown that people who work multiple, low-paying jobs to the point of exhaustion do so not out of necessity or desperation, but for fun!

And I was talking to the office administrator last week, and she mentioned that we didn't have nearly enough drunken, quasi-literate punks on the staff. Apparently, they're in high demand. LMAO

DJ's left nut
02-21-2011, 08:50 AM
ROFL

damnit! I wish I could afford that!!!

hahaha

so you make less than $60K? Or more?

(and $60K in Chicago is about the equivalent of $35K here in southern Illinois)

just curious

And this is why this guy really needs to be a finalist.

I've never seen anyone get into so many internet dick-measuring contests. And he manages to do so as a goddamn delivery boy.

Seriously, Meatwhistle, you're a peon. That's it and that's all. You flip pies and booze at frat bois. You couldn't be more societally or economically irrelevant and yet you try to whip your dick out every few months and end up having it fed to you.

DJ's left nut
02-21-2011, 08:57 AM
Serious question. Why is everyone giving TMD a hard time about his job? I probably haven't been here long enough to understand why, but it seems almost every time someone argues with him they bring it up.

Rams fan,

I think this thread perfectly encapsulates what Meatwhistle is about.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=234688

It's strikes the perfect balance between haughty asswipe and drunken shithead that lacks any semblance of self-awareness.

It would be his pièce de résistance but/for the fact that it's simply too difficult to pick a masterpiece from someone with such an expansive body of work.

R8RFAN
02-21-2011, 08:59 AM
Rams fan,

I think this thread perfectly encapsulates what Meatwhistle is about.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=234688

It's strikes the perfect balance between haughty asswipe and drunken shithead that lacks any semblance of self-awareness.

It would be is pièce de résistance but/for the fact that it's simply to difficult to pick a masterpiece from someone with such an expansive body of work.

would you quit beating around the bush please?

doomy3
02-21-2011, 09:03 AM
Says the haircut with absolutely nothing to add.

It must suck to be the **** in the family, but by now, I'm sure you're used to it.

Wrong again, douche.

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 09:30 AM
Pootie is correct, of course. Studies have shown that people who work multiple, low-paying jobs to the point of exhaustion do so not out of necessity or desperation, but for fun!



what?

you're a moron

I could work 20 hours a week and just get by...

or I could work every good money shift of the week and make enough money to do whatever I want

how is this hard to comprehend?

Frazod
02-21-2011, 09:33 AM
what?

you're a moron

I could work 20 hours a week and just get by...

or I could work every good money shift of the week and make enough money to do whatever I want

how is this hard to comprehend?

Yeah, I'm sure that's it.

Pootie the Pizza Boy, living large in the lap of luxury. ROFL

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 09:39 AM
Yeah, I'm sure that's it.

Pootie the Pizza Boy, living large in the lap of luxury. ROFL

well it's apparent you have no idea what you're talking about (or you're just plain stupid)

so we'll just leave it at that

Frazod
02-21-2011, 09:50 AM
BTW, Pootie, do you still have DJ on double secret ignore? If so, I'd be happy to quote his latest two posts that you've curiously chosen not to respond to.

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 09:57 AM
Nope, he's not ignored.

I'm sorry you weren't cool enough to experience 5% of the fun I got to experience in college (all 7+ years)...

if you want your feathers ruffled by a funny story about an ex...I don't care.

That was a funny story and everyone knows it...I'm sorry that you fat, loser 40 year olds who can no longer get erections can't get laid.

Not my fault.

I'm all win Fraz.

I have stories to last a life time...that's the same girl who led me to the discovery of what a nuva ring is...that's another great story.

but no more for chiefsplanet...you guys don't deserve them

besides...I don't want to further depress a man who is eating himself to an early death

vailpass
02-21-2011, 09:57 AM
Jealousy rears it's ugly head.

R8RFAN
02-21-2011, 09:58 AM
Nope, he's not ignored.

I'm sorry you weren't cool enough to experience 5% of the fun I got to experience in college (all 7+ years)...

if you want your feathers ruffled by a funny story about an ex...I don't care.

That was a funny story and everyone knows it...I'm sorry that you fat, loser 40 year olds who can no longer get erections can't get laid.

Not my fault.

I'm all win Fraz.

I have stories to last a life time...that's the same girl who led me to the discovery of what a nuva ring is...that's another great story.

but no more for chiefsplanet...you guys don't deserve them

besides...I don't want to further depress a man who is eating himself to an early death

Back Space Biatch!

Rams Fan
02-21-2011, 09:59 AM
Back Space Biatch!

**** YEAH!

Brock
02-21-2011, 10:01 AM
sportsshrink :thumb::thumb::thumb:

Frazod
02-21-2011, 10:04 AM
Nope, he's not ignored.

I'm sorry you weren't cool enough to experience 5% of the fun I got to experience in college (all 7+ years)...

if you want your feathers ruffled by a funny story about an ex...I don't care.

That was a funny story and everyone knows it...I'm sorry that you fat, loser 40 year olds who can no longer get erections can't get laid.

Not my fault.

I'm all win Fraz.

I have stories to last a life time...that's the same girl who led me to the discovery of what a nuva ring is...that's another great story.

but no more for chiefsplanet...you guys don't deserve them

besides...I don't want to further depress a man who is eating himself to an early death

So, Pootie the Pussy is still DJ's bitch, I see. Isn't that precious. If I cut and paste the text of his post, will cry when you read it? LMAO

As for the rest, I see you've taken a page from LaDairis's book, filling in details based on, what... your fat loser friend? Sorry, Pootie, the pathetic existences of your fellow social dregs don't apply to me. And I can assure I that I still get laid as much as I like, no drugs or unconsciousness involved. Poor Pootie - you just don't understand how normal people live.

And yes, I'm really envious of your drunken college existence is bumblefuck Illinois. Because nothing interesting ever happened to me while I was traveling the world..... ROFL

Pants
02-21-2011, 10:05 AM
I don't know what's going on in here but I do know one thing: Hootie can't run a mile in under 6 minutes. Just because you walk around serving pizzas for *GASP* 10 hours, doesn't mean you can a run a good mile.

DJ's left nut
02-21-2011, 10:05 AM
but no more for chiefsplanet...you guys don't deserve them


Now we know that's simply not going to happen.

Let's face it, you don't add enough substance to any conversation you're in to get people to pay attention to you based on merit. And seeing as how you're an incredible attention whore, well that would just drive you insane.

So yes, to whatever extent you truly have tales to regale the humble masses of Chiefs Planet with, we will be hearing them. Otherwise, nobody would pay attention to you at all.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by DJ's left nut:

"Now we know that's simply not going to happen.

Let's face it, you don't add enough substance to any conversation you're in to get people to pay attention to you based on merit. And seeing as how you're an incredible attention whore, well that would just drive you insane.

So yes, to whatever extent you truly have tales to regale the humble masses of Chiefs Planet with, we will be hearing them. Otherwise, nobody would pay attention to you at all."

There you go, Pootie. I wouldn't want you to miss this. Shall I post the other two for you?

DJ's left nut
02-21-2011, 10:12 AM
So, Pootie the Pussy is still DJ's bitch, I see. Isn't that precious. If I cut and paste the text of his post, will cry when you read it? LMAO

As for the rest, I see you've taken a page from LaDairis's book, filling in details based on, what... your fat loser friend? Sorry, Pootie, the pathetic existences of your fellow social dregs don't apply to me. And I can assure I that I still get laid as much as I like, no drugs or unconsciousness involved. Poor Pootie - you just don't understand how normal people live.

And yes, I'm really envious of your drunken college existence is bumble**** Illinois. Because nothing interesting ever happened to me while I was traveling the world..... ROFL

This gets back to the complete lack of self-awareness.

Did you know that none of the rest of us have ever done anything badass? Because I've never worked at a college pizza joint in my mid-20s, I clearly lead a life of bland nothingness.

Flying a private plane through a wind-farm? Pft, child's play compared to the time Hootie learned about female birth control. (And if anyone ever asks, that flight never happened...) Motorcycle trips through the Rockies? Weekend trips to NY on a whim to see Yankee Stadium before it was razed and get to Tavern on the Green before it was gone? Garbage; Hootie once screwed over his wait staff and wrote a crabby e-mail to someone that wiped his ass with it.

It's absolutely incredible to me how in awe I'm supposed to be by his drunken antics and that time he '****ed this chick....'

Grow up, Meatwhistle. We all have stories to tell and most of them are a hell of a lot more badass than the time you fell asleep still inside a fat girl.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 10:16 AM
Looks like Pootie's offline now. Posting the text of your message was like flashing a cross at a vampire. ROFL

J Diddy
02-21-2011, 10:21 AM
This gets back to the complete lack of self-awareness.

Did you know that none of the rest of us have ever done anything badass? Because I've never worked at a college pizza joint in my mid-20s, I clearly lead a life of bland nothingness.

Flying a private plane through a wind-farm? Pft, child's play compared to the time Hootie learned about female birth control. (And if anyone ever asks, that flight never happened...) Motorcycle trips through the Rockies? Weekend trips to NY on a whim to see Yankee Stadium before it was razed and get to Tavern on the Green before it was gone? Garbage; Hootie once screwed over his wait staff and wrote a crabby e-mail to someone that wiped his ass with it.

It's absolutely incredible to me how in awe I'm supposed to be by his drunken antics and that time he '****ed this chick....'

Grow up, Meatwhistle. We all have stories to tell and most of them are a hell of a lot more badass than the time you fell asleep still inside a fat girl.

Wow. Slow your roll chachi. Falling asleep inside a fat girl is one of my favorite hobbies.

Lzen
02-21-2011, 10:47 AM
I just don't get the Dane hate. :shrug:

If your opinion is different than his he has shown himself to be a condescending douchenozzle. Or if you call him out for being that way toward others, he will jump all over you. If he pulls this out, I think that Mr. Wounded Vag. will have very much earned this win.

Also,
Wickedson is very annoying but hardly douche worthy, IMO.

vailpass
02-21-2011, 10:48 AM
If your opinion is different than his he has shown himself to be a condescending douchenozzle. Or if you call him out for being that way toward others, he will jump all over you. If he pulls this out, I think that Mr. Wounded Vag. will have very much earned this win.

Also,
Wickedson is very annoying but hardly douche worthy, IMO.

Some people need to toughen up.

Lzen
02-21-2011, 10:53 AM
I used this analogy just a few days ago

I don't think I'm racist...

I hate scumbags...

white, black, brown, yellow, red...

if you're a scumbag, you can **** off and die

now without getting into my definition of a scumbag...

AROUND WHERE I LIVE...

maybe 1 out of every 6 white people is a scumbag...whereas the ratio is flipped when it comes to black people...

asians don't bother anyone...so I'm even less racist towards them than even white people (I hate white trash more than n.....)...even though it's fun to make fun of Asians (but they are super nice people)...

I'm a big fan of the hard working Mexicans...although perverted...they are super good dudes who are usually pretty awesome...I hate the scumbag, gang-banger mexicans...they can rot in hell...

I hate 90% of Indians...they are entitled, they smell...and I ****ing hate them. I hate them way more than the scumbag black people around here...

but yeah...when 6:1 black people are ****ing scum then I guess it can appear as if I'm racist...

but if a black person around here wants to speak like an adult, where a belt, and act like a real ****ing person...then they can be my best friend for all I care

Good Lord. :doh!:

You've got my vote in the next round.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 10:59 AM
If your opinion is different than his he has shown himself to be a condescending douchenozzle. Or if you call him out for being that way toward others, he will jump all over you. If he pulls this out, I think that Mr. Wounded Vag. will have very much earned this win.

Also,
Wickedson is very annoying but hardly douche worthy, IMO.

I didn't get along with Dane at first, and it's not like we see eye-to-eye on everything (especially when his inner Kalifornian comes out), but generally, he's fine unless provoked, and since I'm pretty much the same way, I don't let it bother me. I think he's an interesting guy and I enjoy his insights into the entertainment industry. I think a lot of the people who dislike him are jealous of his success, but I'm not one of them. Seems like he worked hard to get where he is. More power to him.

Lzen
02-21-2011, 11:04 AM
I didn't get along with Dane at first, and it's not like we see eye-to-eye on everything (especially when his inner Kalifornian comes out), but generally, he's fine unless provoked, and since I'm pretty much the same way, I don't let it bother me. I think he's an interesting guy and I enjoy his insights into the entertainment industry. I think alot of the people who dislike him are jealous of his success, but I'm not one of them. Seems like he worked hard to get where he is. More power to him.

I would agree with most of that. Guess I must have provoked him awhile back when he was jumping all over someone and I told him he was being a douche. Obviously, a lot of people have had similar experiences with him.

As far as you, we have had our disagreements, but you never went that far with it. I actually think you're a decent guy. You just get a little irrational when it comes to the KU/MU stuff. :p

gblowfish
02-21-2011, 11:06 AM
I think we should name the Douche Award "The Daniel Snyder Trophy."
He is the biggest douche in the NFL.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 11:06 AM
I would agree with most of that. Guess I must have provoked him awhile back when he was jumping all over someone and I told him he was being a douche. Obviously, a lot of people have had similar experiences with him.

As far as you, we have had our disagreements, but you never went that far with it. I actually think you're a decent guy. You just get a little irrational when it comes to the KU/MU stuff. :p

Who, me? o:-)

R8RFAN
02-21-2011, 11:23 AM
I didn't get along with Dane at first, and it's not like we see eye-to-eye on everything (especially when his inner Kalifornian comes out), but generally, he's fine unless provoked, and since I'm pretty much the same way, I don't let it bother me. I think he's an interesting guy and I enjoy his insights into the entertainment industry. I think a lot of the people who dislike him are jealous of his success, but I'm not one of them. Seems like he worked hard to get where he is. More power to him.

I don't hate the guy, he is just a hothead and he is not alone here, there are a few here I truly can't stand... Dane is a Douche but he is not on the short list of those I can't stand....

It is fun to piss him off though ROFL

Bambi
02-21-2011, 11:46 AM
The MU contingent really needs to organize.

I can't believe how far behind I've fallen.

Brock
02-21-2011, 11:48 AM
The MU contingent really needs to organize.

I can't believe how far behind I've fallen.

You vastly overestimate your significance.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 11:49 AM
You vastly overestimate your significance.

Wasn't me. I knew I didn't stand a chance.

The organizer went out of his way to try and talk shit about me the entire time, I woulda figured I'd at least got past the sweet sixteen.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 11:53 AM
Wasn't me. I knew I didn't stand a chance.

The organizer went out of his way to try and talk shit about me the entire time, I woulda figured I'd at least got past the sweet sixteen.

Keep up the good work, you'll do better next year. :thumb:

Bambi
02-21-2011, 12:14 PM
Keep up the good work, you'll do better next year. :thumb:

lol, this is one of your bigger fails in a while.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 12:21 PM
lol, this is one of your bigger fails in a while.

What, that there are a couple of people the majority think suck more than you? Congrats on that. And to think, last night you were all set on making the Final Four.

Actually, this whole thing has been a rousing success - a great deal of fun for most of us - the interest and participation level has been pretty high. Of course, it's come at the expense of fuckheads like you, so I can see how you wouldn't exactly appreciate it.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 12:29 PM
What, that there are a couple of people the majority think suck more than you? Congrats on that. And to think, last night you were all set on making the Final Four.

Actually, this whole thing has been a rousing success - a great deal of fun for most of us - the interest and participation level has been pretty high. Of course, it's come at the expense of ****heads like you, so I can see how you wouldn't exactly appreciate it.

You've spent an incredible amount of energy singling me out, calling me names, and generally being a complete asshole to me.

To see that I have quite a few people on this board who don't agree with you has made me feel fine. Not that I thought I wasn't liked before. I have more positive experiences with posters here than negative. You, Zach, kcmizzou, luv seem to take an issue with my presence... but due to your tournament it's been discovered that you guys are a pretty insignificant faction of this board.

For exposing this I thank you. Have a good one :thumb:

Saulbadguy
02-21-2011, 12:31 PM
The MU contingent really needs to organize.

I can't believe how far behind I've fallen.

Looks like you are choking in the early rounds of the tournament.

Surprise, surprise.

|Zach|
02-21-2011, 12:39 PM
You've spent an incredible amount of energy singling me out, calling me names, and generally being a complete asshole to me.

To see that I have quite a few people on this board who don't agree with you has made me feel fine. Not that I thought I wasn't liked before. I have more positive experiences with posters here than negative. You, Zach, kcmizzou, luv seem to take an issue with my presence... but due to your tournament it's been discovered that you guys are a pretty insignificant faction of this board.

For exposing this I thank you. Have a good one :thumb:

This is quite a page turner.

DJ's left nut
02-21-2011, 12:40 PM
I didn't get along with Dane at first, and it's not like we see eye-to-eye on everything (especially when his inner Kalifornian comes out), but generally, he's fine unless provoked, and since I'm pretty much the same way, I don't let it bother me. I think he's an interesting guy and I enjoy his insights into the entertainment industry. I think a lot of the people who dislike him are jealous of his success, but I'm not one of them. Seems like he worked hard to get where he is. More power to him.

The only problem I have with him is that it's virtually impossible to disagree with him without 'provoking' him.

I mean look at the Belcher thread. The whole thing is instructive, but this post was where he pretty much conceded he had nothing useful to add:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7425072&postcount=146

That entire time I tried to keep things as civil as possible yet he still couldn't help but be a condescending dickhead. I finally got tired of batting away strawmen and he STILL threw another one in there. I think it was Milkman that called him out for it at that point. Everything I said in that thread was measured and civilized. It was backed by reasoned argument. Yet I get "I'll just ignore your dumb ass" because he was clearly losing the argument. He resorted to changing the argument I very clearly made in favor of one I clearly did not.

I don't dislike him individually, but I get really tired of folks that simply cannot disagree with someone without being offended that said person dare defy them. Dane falls squarely in that category.

Unlike most, I don't think he's a douchebag for his "Hollywoodness", but I think he has clear douchebag moments

tooge
02-21-2011, 01:08 PM
Nope, he's not ignored.

I'm sorry you weren't cool enough to experience 5% of the fun I got to experience in college (all 7+ years)...

if you want your feathers ruffled by a funny story about an ex...I don't care.

That was a funny story and everyone knows it...I'm sorry that you fat, loser 40 year olds who can no longer get erections can't get laid.

Not my fault.

I'm all win Fraz.

I have stories to last a life time...that's the same girl who led me to the discovery of what a nuva ring is...that's another great story.

but no more for chiefsplanet...you guys don't deserve them

besides...I don't want to further depress a man who is eating himself to an early death

Hootie, ftr, maybe there is some minority of guys that went to college and didn't experience many, if not more of the "stories" you keep mentioning. However, for the most part, most guys spend the ages of 18 to 24 or so drinking, eating, cahorting with pals, and chasing as much pussy as possible. I went to a school on the west coast SDSU that was known as one of the top "party" schools when I went there, and it did not disappoint. Do as you wish, but coming on here telling about how badass college was and what a wild man you were really sort of makes 90% of the rest of us guys that did the same stuff think you look ridiculous for it. It's actually a time, that when you get older, you will reallize, that you were a complete dumbass and were lucky to end up where you did. At least that is how all of my buddies and I feel. Dude, you are what, 25? Ugh, all I can say is you dont know what you dont know. You have a great job for a 25 year old. Tell me you are still "happy" if you are doing it when you are 45 and no gal wants to commit to a guy stuck in a young mans job. Not trying to sound like some sage or anything here, but in 5 years, something changes in men, and you really wont want to be a bartender and waiter. In fact, you will say "yeah, not bad money, but you couldnt pay me enough for that." Why, because as you get older, you find that putting up with certain things (dumbasses that wont tip, or get too drunk, or fights, or, you name it) just isn't something you want to do anymore. You'd probably be bored stiff doing my job, but hey, I dont have to worry about some loser making me run all over the place for them and then not paying me. Flame on.

Rams Fan
02-21-2011, 01:10 PM
Unlike most, I don't think he's a douchebag for his "Hollywoodness", but I think he has clear douchebag moments
Don't we all have our own douche bag moments?

Looks like you are choking in the early rounds of the tournament.

Surprise, surprise.

Holy shit. ROFL

Best gem in the thread.

go bowe
02-21-2011, 01:13 PM
:deevee:

It's no surprise that the people who have NO game and who I have absolutely, unequivocally NO respect for hate on me.

Go **** yourself, Patriots Fan.

Oh, and your avatar? I ****ed her, her sister and and her mother.mmmmmmm...

mothers...

go bowe
02-21-2011, 01:18 PM
Yeah, it's just like that. LMAO Really.

Hey Skip Jr., sure is nice to see you putting your degree to good use. Got a BS in Crust Management?crust management? LMAO LMAO LMAO

go bowe
02-21-2011, 01:21 PM
that's at Cracker Barrell...

I know how chain restaurants work...

this is a different beast

(although I did clear $50K at a BENNIGANS in Chicago when I was 22...claiming 75% of my tips or so)...

people don't realize that good servers can make a good wage (especially in high volume stores)...

but you can only last so long in a chain restaurant without going insanewell, that explains it...

Bambi
02-21-2011, 01:22 PM
Holy shit. ROFL

Best gem in the thread.

I knew that was coming. I lol'd

go bowe
02-21-2011, 01:23 PM
Meh.

You're what? 40? 50?

If I HAD TO GUESS (knowing your type)...you probably make about $45-$50K after taxes (tops)...

and that's in Chicago...

I made $50K as a ****ing waiter at Bennigans in Chicago Ridge when I was 22...

cool dude

your paralegal job nets you as much as a 22 year old drunk asshole working at a shitty ass chain restaurant 35 hours a week in Chicago Ridgeah, self-awareness is the key to happiness...

Frazod
02-21-2011, 01:29 PM
You've spent an incredible amount of energy singling me out, calling me names, and generally being a complete asshole to me.

To see that I have quite a few people on this board who don't agree with you has made me feel fine. Not that I thought I wasn't liked before. I have more positive experiences with posters here than negative. You, Zach, kcmizzou, luv seem to take an issue with my presence... but due to your tournament it's been discovered that you guys are a pretty insignificant faction of this board.

For exposing this I thank you. Have a good one :thumb:

An "incredible amount of energy"? Really? Is this the same way it took me HOURS to post some polls?

You and LaDairis really should get get together to discuss your delusions of grandeur. LMAO

BTW, don't forget about the KU fans who also think you suck. Generally, they seem to keep quiet about it - you're like the crazy uncle that no one in the family talks about.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 01:31 PM
An "incredible amount of energy"? Really? Is this the same way it took me HOURS to post some polls?

You and LaDairis really should get get together to discuss your delusions of grandeur. LMAO

BTW, don't forget about the KU fans who also think you suck. Generally, they seem to keep quiet about it - you're like the crazy uncle that no one in the family talks about.

yeah, and all the MU fans love you.

You just keep looking dumber and dumber with every post. ROFL

Frazod
02-21-2011, 01:32 PM
yeah, and all the MU fans love you.

You just keep looking dumber and dumber with every post. ROFL

Really. How much longer do I have to post before I look a fucking stupid as you?

Bambi
02-21-2011, 01:34 PM
Really. How much longer do I have to post before I look a ****ing stupid as you?

You passed me a few days ago when you started this stupid tournament idea.

Fucking idiot.

luv
02-21-2011, 01:37 PM
You passed me a few days ago when you started this stupid tournament idea.

Fucking idiot.

1. These tournament type threads have been historically popular on CP.
2. There were several people begging for someone to do a Douche of the Year thread.

So, considering these two things, either everyone here is an idiot (in which case, you fit in quite well) or frazod was merely giving the people what they asked for (only making it a bit more fun). You, of all people, should appreciate a good tournament.

go bowe
02-21-2011, 01:43 PM
luv, c'mon...

don't beat up on the poor guy...

he can't help it...

Frazod
02-21-2011, 01:44 PM
You passed me a few days ago when you started this stupid tournament idea.

Fucking idiot.

So, is everybody who's had a blast participating in this a fucking idiot, too, or just me?

Sounds like somebody doesn't work and play well with others. :D

Bambi
02-21-2011, 01:51 PM
So, is everybody who's had a blast participating in this a ****ing idiot, too, or just me?

Sounds like somebody doesn't work and play well with others. :D

You're like a broken record.

Get over it, a few MU fans on this board don't like me. I don't give a fuck.

I play fine with others, apparently only 20 people out of 6,151 members think otherwise.

Time to move on man.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 01:51 PM
1. These tournament type threads have been historically popular on CP.
2. There were several people begging for someone to do a Douche of the Year thread.

So, considering these two things, either everyone here is an idiot (in which case, you fit in quite well) or frazod was merely giving the people what they asked for (only making it a bit more fun). You, of all people, should appreciate a good tournament.

I don't think everyone here is an idiot. Not at all.

MOhillbilly
02-21-2011, 01:56 PM
i would love to see a main poster broomhandle battle royal.

Old Dog
02-21-2011, 02:16 PM
I play fine with others, apparently only 20 people out of 6,151 members think otherwise.


Don't sell yourself short, I'm sure a hell of a lot more than 20 of us think you're a great advertisement for birth control.

You just happened to be in a stacked bracket.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 02:22 PM
Don't sell yourself short, I'm sure a hell of a lot more than 20 of us think you're a great advertisement for birth control.

You just happened to be in a stacked bracket.

I'm sorry, did I do something to upset you?

You seem to be following my posts and responding to them.

The only other guy who's done that before is Zach.

Superturtle
02-21-2011, 02:24 PM
Jesus, he acts like Kanye West....

luv
02-21-2011, 02:27 PM
I'm sorry, did I do something to upset you?

You seem to be following my posts and responding to them.

The only other guy who's done that before is Zach.

You're a moron. He's trying to tell you not to think that we don't think you're a douche just because someone is a bigger douche. Do you always have to have everything explained to you? You're worse than me, and that's pretty bad.

Old Dog
02-21-2011, 02:31 PM
No, not at all. You have just teed a couple up pretty high in the past 10 minutes or so. It's odd that you were in this bracket though, because it's generally Knowmo that I liken you to. To be honest I think you're normally a blithering idiot, but you're generally harmless.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 02:33 PM
You're like a broken record.

Get over it, a few MU fans on this board don't like me. I don't give a fuck.

I play fine with others, apparently only 20 people out of 6,151 members think otherwise.

Time to move on man.

What about the KU fans who think you're a piece of shit? Or do you assume they're all under my control?

And 6,151 members don't actively post here, numbnuts. Sorry to throw off your numbers. I realize you probably spent hours looking for them. LMAO

Dave Lane
02-21-2011, 02:39 PM
sportsshrink is one of the truly underrated ****tards of this board.

He got my vote. While Dane can be the douchiest sob on this board he's not a dumbass and that makes him OK in my book. Now sportsshrink? No one has even been able to plumb the depths of his ignorance.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 02:41 PM
What about the KU fans who think you're a piece of shit? Or do you assume they're all under my control?

And 6,151 members don't actively post here, numbnuts. Sorry to throw off your numbers. I realize you probably spent hours looking for them. LMAO

If KU fans hate me so much then why aren't they voting for me?

You.... just..... keep.... sinking...........

Bambi
02-21-2011, 02:43 PM
You don't control anyone.

Delusions of grandeur are strong with you Fraz.

Dave Lane
02-21-2011, 02:43 PM
And speaking of dumbasses where was googlegoogle in all this?

Bambi
02-21-2011, 02:44 PM
And speaking of dumbasses where was googlegoogle in all this?

There are multiple instances of fail in this tournament.

Too many to count in fact. ROFL

Superturtle
02-21-2011, 02:44 PM
Douche, not dumbasS

luv
02-21-2011, 02:46 PM
And speaking of dumbasses where was googlegoogle in all this?

He took nominations, so I'm guessing no one nominated him. That, or he was out in the earlier rounds.

vailpass
02-21-2011, 02:47 PM
LOL at KnowMo being inside the heads of so many of you

Rams Fan
02-21-2011, 02:48 PM
If KU fans hate me so much then why aren't they voting for me?

You.... just..... keep.... sinking...........

For all you know, they could be. This poll isn't public, you know.

ThaVirus
02-21-2011, 03:12 PM
How Dane isn't "winning" this in a landslide is beyond me...

King_Chief_Fan
02-21-2011, 03:16 PM
LOL at KnowMo being inside the heads of so many of you

not me. He isn't the biggest douche.......just the biggest dunce

Old Dog
02-21-2011, 03:22 PM
LOL at KnowMo being inside the heads of so many of you

I didn't vote for him either, like I said earlier, he's just the Bronco version of Wickedson. Neither got my vote in this round. They're more to be pitied than hated.
It would be like beating a newborn puppy for piddling on the floor. They wouldn't understand why they were being whipped.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 03:25 PM
LOL at KnowMo being inside the heads of so many of you

On that even we can agree.

doomy3
02-21-2011, 03:27 PM
LOL at KnowMo being inside the heads of so many of you

Yep, it's pretty funny.

DaneMcCloud
02-21-2011, 03:27 PM
LOL at KnowMo being inside the heads of so many of you

He's a just a dopey kid. I can't believe that people find him to be a "douche".

But then again, I'm never surprised by the amount "men" with tender labias that post in this forum.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 03:28 PM
If KU fans hate me so much then why aren't they voting for me?

You.... just..... keep.... sinking...........

Because.... they.... dislike.... another.... person..... more..... ????.....

LMAO

I'd also put forth the notion that if voting had started a couple of hours ago instead of last night, things would have likely played out differently. You've really done a tremendous job of marketing yourself today. Should bode well for next year.

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 05:40 PM
He's a just a dopey kid. I can't believe that people find him to be a "douche".

But then again, I'm never surprised by the amount "men" with tender labias that post in this forum.

wow

hypocrite dane is out again I see

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by DJ's left nut:

"Now we know that's simply not going to happen.

Let's face it, you don't add enough substance to any conversation you're in to get people to pay attention to you based on merit. And seeing as how you're an incredible attention whore, well that would just drive you insane.

So yes, to whatever extent you truly have tales to regale the humble masses of Chiefs Planet with, we will be hearing them. Otherwise, nobody would pay attention to you at all."

There you go, Pootie. I wouldn't want you to miss this. Shall I post the other two for you?

are you fucking retarded? Or can you just not read?

I told you that DJ is NOT on my ignore...I can read all of his posts you fucking twit.

When I switched to Chrome my ffvb ignore list went away and I'm too lazy to see if there is anything like that for Chrome.

patteeu
02-21-2011, 06:08 PM
Wow, this race is close.

DaneMcCloud
02-21-2011, 06:14 PM
wow

hypocrite dane is out again I see

Go fuck yourself, Hootie.

You're so far beyond being "douche" that you shouldn't even be in this competition.

You're a sociopath, a rapist, a racist, a drunk and a jealous piece of shit to boot.

Have fun in your "great life", you fucking moronic tool.

DaneMcCloud
02-21-2011, 06:15 PM
Wow, this race is close.

It shouldn't be because IMO, Knowmo just a rival fan. I don't think I've ever seen him attack anyone or even swear at people.

He's dumb and his football IQ couldn't fill a shot glass, but then again, so are 70% of the fucking people that post here.

patteeu
02-21-2011, 06:16 PM
It shouldn't be because IMO, Knowmo just a rival fan. I don't think I've ever seen him attack anyone or even swear at people.

He's dumb and his football IQ couldn't fill a shot glass, but then again, so are 70% of the ****ing people that post here.

LMAO

Rams Fan
02-21-2011, 06:16 PM
KnowMo's just a huge homer on CP.

Brock
02-21-2011, 06:37 PM
If KU fans hate me so much then why aren't they voting for me?

You.... just..... keep.... sinking...........

Hate you? Hardly. Embarrassed by you? For sure.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 06:39 PM
are you fucking retarded? Or can you just not read?

I told you that DJ is NOT on my ignore...I can read all of his posts you fucking twit.

When I switched to Chrome my ffvb ignore list went away and I'm too lazy to see if there is anything like that for Chrome.

So I guess you just back away from your computer and whimper a bit whenever he posts about you, right? LMAO

Chiefaholic
02-21-2011, 06:41 PM
6'2"? How the hell do you run a mile under 6 mins.?

Are you serious? I ran a 4:52 back in high school.

teedubya
02-21-2011, 06:42 PM
:deevee:

It's no surprise that the people who have NO game and who I have absolutely, unequivocally NO respect for hate on me.


I voted for Knowmo, because I have game.

|Zach|
02-21-2011, 07:22 PM
Hate you? Hardly. Embarrassed by you? For sure.

Damn all those Mizzou fans. ROFL

keg in kc
02-21-2011, 07:25 PM
Dane getting more votes than knowmo is a travesty, regardless of how much of an asshole he can be at times.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 07:25 PM
Damn all those Mizzou fans. ROFL

Actually Brock's the only KU fan that I know of that has posted in any of these threads... except me of course.

Seems heavily dominated by MU people.

Hmmmmm.....I wonder why that is?

Rams Fan
02-21-2011, 07:25 PM
Are you serious? I ran a 4:52 back in high school.

No, but usually I don't think average people who are 6'2" wouldn't be able to run a mile that quickly. I guess I'm wrong.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 07:28 PM
Are you serious? I ran a 4:52 back in high school.

Did you go to the olympics?

Al Bundy
02-21-2011, 07:32 PM
FWIW, Wickedson, I voted for you.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 07:34 PM
FWIW, Wickedson, I voted for you.

We're looking for all the KU fans that did.

But thanks for your support!

DeezNutz
02-21-2011, 07:35 PM
Knowmo: I have no problem with, though his ridiculous homerism makes me laugh.
Wickedson: See above.
Dane: Someone whom I consider a friend on this site.
SS: Have had very little interaction with this poster.

Overall, region fail.

WilliamTheIrish
02-21-2011, 07:36 PM
The MU contingent really needs to organize.

I can't believe how far behind I've fallen.

You're only hilarious.

I enjoy reading what you post. Especially the "venom/Hate" or anything you write on social issues. The few posts you had about gun control were pretty much laughers.

And the "bottom bitch" misinterpretation was gold. (HOMOPHOBE!!!11)

Bambi
02-21-2011, 07:41 PM
You're only hilarious.

I enjoy reading what you post. Especially the "venom/Hate" or anything you write on social issues. The few posts you had about gun control were pretty much laughers.

And the "bottom bitch" misinterpretation was gold. (HOMOPHOBE!!!11)

My believing in gun control makes me a douche?

Bwana
02-21-2011, 07:44 PM
My believing in gun control makes me a douche?

Well duh

Chiefs Pantalones
02-21-2011, 07:44 PM
These Douche Wars are epic ROFL

WilliamTheIrish
02-21-2011, 08:03 PM
My believing in gun control makes me a douche?

Douche? Absolutely not. Pollyanna perhaps. But you do make me laugh.

|Zach|
02-21-2011, 08:06 PM
Al Davis region be tense.

luv
02-21-2011, 08:21 PM
Little over half an hour left to vote!

Bambi
02-21-2011, 08:26 PM
Douche? Absolutely not. Pollyanna perhaps. But you do make me laugh.

Oh, I see.

I believing we can live more safely and peacefully in a world with stricter gun control makes me pollyanna.

I hope you don't guide anyone in this world. I'd be worried for them. :thumb:

Short Leash Hootie
02-21-2011, 08:33 PM
So I guess you just back away from your computer and whimper a bit whenever he posts about you, right? LMAO

I worked all day dumbass...

I logged out because, well, I went to work...I know that's another really tough concept for you to understand.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 08:40 PM
I worked all day dumbass...

I logged out because, well, I went to work...I know that's another really tough concept for you to understand.

Those of us who don't spend the day fetching beer and pretzels actually use computers at work.

I know that's another really tough concept for you to to understand.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 08:42 PM
Oh, I see.

I believing we can live more safely and peacefully in a world with stricter gun control makes me pollyanna.

I hope you don't guide anyone in this world. I'd be worried for them. :thumb:

Idiots who think like you are always the first ones to die when the shit hits the fan.

Of course, that's not necessarily a bad thing.

DaneMcCloud
02-21-2011, 08:57 PM
not a whole lot of 25 year olds do...shit I'm right in the median for everyone in America

60 hours a week, right? $40k per year, right?

$12.82 an hour.

And with no health insurance benefits, correct?

Yeah Hootie, you're right: You're exceeding the bar.

Saulbadguy
02-21-2011, 09:03 PM
Jesus. Deadlocked at 51.

Rams Fan
02-21-2011, 09:05 PM
Wickedson's exit comes after the Sweet 16. It was a nice run while it lasted, but it's time to jump onto a new bandwagon.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 09:06 PM
Sadly, this poll is now closed. Although we can certainly all continue to bicker it. :D

Despite his best efforts to convince the board what a massive douche he is, Wickedson was hamstrung by an early wave of Drafturbator hatred, and Mecca and Dane will be advancing to the Douchy Elite 8.

It's the Battle of Southern California, folks!

New poll to follow.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 09:06 PM
Sadly, this poll is now closed. Although we can certainly all continue to bicker it. :D

Despite his best efforts to convince the board what a massive douche he is, Wickedson was hamstrung by an early wave of Drafturbator hatred, and KnowMo and Dane will be advancing to the Douchy Elite 8.

New poll to follow.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 09:20 PM
Yep, I ended up forming nearly as badly as MU during postseason play.

No hard feelings on my end, was fun while it lasted...

Bambi
02-21-2011, 09:22 PM
Idiots who think like you are always the first ones to die when the shit hits the fan.

Of course, that's not necessarily a bad thing.

lol, I love this argument.

It's not 1776 dude.

If the government or anyone else wants your worthless home, possessions and life they'll take it.

You can't do shit about it.

I'm more interested in avoiding this...

http://www.ktsm.com/news/florida-mom-shoots-kills-teenage-children-for-talking-back

WilliamTheIrish
02-21-2011, 09:46 PM
Oh, I see.

I believing we can live more safely and peacefully in a world with stricter gun control makes me pollyanna.

I hope you don't guide anyone in this world. I'd be worried for them. :thumb:

I love the existential man. LMAO

You can believe in whatever you want. But it's always best to live in the reality of what the world is. I don't begrudge your thoughts or beliefs. I just chuckle at them.

Save your worry existential man. Those that I've guided are doing very well. Both are dead eye shooters too.

Frazod
02-21-2011, 09:48 PM
lol, I love this argument.

It's not 1776 dude.

If the government or anyone else wants your worthless home, possessions and life they'll take it.

You can't do shit about it.

I'm more interested in avoiding this...

http://www.ktsm.com/news/florida-mom-shoots-kills-teenage-children-for-talking-back

I'm more concerned with the food riots that would follow an economic collapse. The government won't be anywhere to be found. Nor will the cop your bitch ass would normally call when your door gets kicked down.

But, since you are probably a champion cockchugger, you might be able to convince them to keep you alive as a slave. I guess you could call that a survival skill! Better invest in some kneepads.

Just Passin' By
02-21-2011, 09:48 PM
Oh, I see.

I believing we can live more safely and peacefully in a world with stricter gun control makes me pollyanna.

I hope you don't guide anyone in this world. I'd be worried for them. :thumb:

The world was without violence until the invention of the gun.

DeezNutz
02-21-2011, 09:49 PM
I'm more interested in avoiding this...

http://www.ktsm.com/news/florida-mom-shoots-kills-teenage-children-for-talking-back

Avoiding this? You're a mom who might shoot her children?

You're in NY, right? Impressive pussification in the northeast. No surprise.

Baconeater
02-21-2011, 09:52 PM
The world was without violence until the invention of the gun.
And that pretty much ends that argument.

FAX
02-21-2011, 09:57 PM
Am I the only person in the whole wide world who thinks that Roadie made a douche move when he stole Iron Man's extra suit and basically gave it to the government without Tony's permission?

I mean, Tony invented the damn suit and there wouldn't have been a suit to steal if it weren't for him. It's just like what they did to Tesla. On top of that, Tony and Roadie were supposed to be friends. On top of that, he stole it during Tony's damn birthday party which could have been his last one if he didn't find an alternative to paladium. What he did was just cold. A frigid blast of cold douche right in the rubyfruit jungle.

I think that, were I Tony, I'd kick Roadie's ass for doing that. However, I think I would have put some kind of DNA signature reader thing in the suits so that they wouldn't work for just anybody. Then again, you ought to be able to trust your friend and your government not to steal your suit and blast off with it right in front of you. That's pretty outrageous, if you ask me.

FAX

keg in kc
02-21-2011, 09:58 PM
Isn't it "Rhodey"?

keg in kc
02-21-2011, 10:00 PM
60 hours a week, right? $40k per year, right?

$12.82 an hour.

And with no health insurance benefits, correct?

Yeah Hootie, you're right: You're exceeding the bar.Kid's making a lot more than I am. I'll never make $30k in a year, much less 40.

FAX
02-21-2011, 10:00 PM
They say that guns don't kill people. Instead, they say that people kill people.

For many years, right here on this board, I've pointed out the fallacy to this argument. Yet, the senseless debate rages on.

Guns don't kill people. Neither do people kill people. Holes kill people. That's what kills people. It's the holes, man.

FAX

FAX
02-21-2011, 10:01 PM
Isn't it "Rhodey"?

Is it? We always called them "Roadies". Guys that just hang around for the chicks and free booze and steal your suits.

FAX

keg in kc
02-21-2011, 10:02 PM
Is it? We always called them "Roadies". Guys that just hang around for the chicks and free booze and steal your suits.

FAXHe's not a roadie. He's a Rhodes.

FAX
02-21-2011, 10:03 PM
He's not a roadie. He's a Rhodes.

Okay. I'll give you that. Still, he's a douche in my book. He never should have stolen that suit.

FAX

Frazod
02-21-2011, 10:05 PM
Okay. I'll give you that. Still, he's a douche in my book. He never should have stolen that suit.

FAX

You should nominate him next year. :D

Bambi
02-21-2011, 10:24 PM
I love the existential man. LMAO

You can believe in whatever you want. But it's always best to live in the reality of what the world is. I don't begrudge your thoughts or beliefs. I just chuckle at them.

Save your worry existential man. Those that I've guided are doing very well. Both are dead eye shooters too.

So the reality of the world we live?

You've used your gun to protect yourself? When exactly was this?

I'm not saying you shouldn't be able to own one.

But when a person with a history of mental illness can walk into a store and buy a gun, yes she had to wait 3 days, and then murder her children with it I believe there is a problem.

Calling me names hardly helps your case. Just makes you look silly.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 10:25 PM
I'm more concerned with the food riots that would follow an economic collapse. The government won't be anywhere to be found. Nor will the cop your bitch ass would normally call when your door gets kicked down.

But, since you are probably a champion cockchugger, you might be able to convince them to keep you alive as a slave. I guess you could call that a survival skill! Better invest in some kneepads.

lol, they'll kick you ass in a second.

militia boy

Frazod
02-21-2011, 10:27 PM
lol, they'll kick you ass in a second.

militia boy

Only if they're bulletproof.

Bambi
02-21-2011, 10:28 PM
The world was without violence until the invention of the gun.

Oh I love this one too.

Stabbing or beating someone to death is a bit harder than pulling a trigger.

Not that I would know but it's just a guess.

Maybe Jared Lee Loughner would have only killed one or two with his samurai sword.

:rolleyes: