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Frazod
02-22-2011, 10:29 PM
WELCOME TO THE FINAL FOUR!

We've cleared out all the suckers - only the douchiest remain.

The Clash of the Drafturbator Titans is here.

From the Al_Davis_Region - the King of Hollywood, the Prince of Put Downs - he'll dissect your draft board and make you cry - I give you.... DANE MCCLOUD!

And from the Shawne_Merriman Region - the Know It All That Never Was, the Pimp of USC, the Dean of Dark Depression, the Hater of Your Happiness - the one, the only.... MECCA!

Let's get it on!

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-22-2011, 10:30 PM
*conscientiously objects*

threebag02
02-22-2011, 10:31 PM
Welcome to the show

KurtCobain
02-22-2011, 10:32 PM
Dane in a slugfest.

DaneMcCloud
02-22-2011, 10:48 PM
*conscientiously objects*

LMAO

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2011, 10:49 PM
Dane.

He put in the work this year, Mecca disappeared.

Frazod
02-22-2011, 10:51 PM
Dane.

He put in the work this year, Mecca disappeared.

You'd think the epic fail we ended the season with would have drawn him out, but I guess not.

Baconeater
02-22-2011, 10:51 PM
Dane.

He put in the work this year, Mecca disappeared.
Which is a douche move...

DaneMcCloud
02-22-2011, 10:51 PM
Dane.

He put in the work this year, Mecca disappeared.

I have a feeling that I will be named the Official Douche Lord of Chiefsplanet.

KurtCobain
02-22-2011, 10:52 PM
I have a feeling that soon, I'll be named the Official Douche Lord of Chiefsplanet.

Even though you've lightened up.

That's pretty bad.

luv
02-22-2011, 10:53 PM
I have a feeling that I will be named the Official Douche Lord of Chiefsplanet.

As much as I love you, I voted for you in this one.

However, no way I will in the Finals.

teedubya
02-22-2011, 10:53 PM
So if Dane wins the Douche off, can we change his name to Douche McCloud?

Frazod
02-22-2011, 10:54 PM
I have a feeling that I will be named the Official Douche Lord of Chiefsplanet.

I really don't see how anybody could beat Tom.

Al Bundy
02-22-2011, 10:55 PM
I cannot vote for either, because I like both.

DaneMcCloud
02-22-2011, 10:57 PM
I really don't see how anybody could beat Tom.

I don't think that most people know that he's been banned no less than five times and is an asshole to anyone and everyone.

Unlike other Douche Nominees Hootie, The Guardian, and Tom (who has been banned no less than five times), I've never been banned.

But I think I've insulted enough n00bs in addition to all of the labias that call themselves men around here that I pull off the upset.

teedubya
02-22-2011, 11:00 PM
I don't think that most people know that he's been banned no less than five times and is an asshole to anyone and everyone.

Unlike other Douche Nominees Hootie, The Guardian, and Tom (who has been banned no less than five times), I've never been banned.

But I think I've insulted enough n00bs in addition to all of the labias that call themselves men around here that I pull off the upset.

IMO, you aren't a douche. You are just outspoken about your opinions.

Tom is a douche. Guardian is a douche. Donger is a douche. heh.

:-)

Deberg_1990
02-22-2011, 11:03 PM
I miss Mecca

Frazod
02-22-2011, 11:03 PM
I don't think that most people know that he's been banned no less than five times and is an asshole to anyone and everyone.

Unlike other Douche Nominees Hootie, The Guardian, and Tom (who has been banned no less than five times), I've never been banned.

But I think I've insulted enough n00bs in addition to all of the labias that call themselves men around here that I pull off the upset.

Well, it'll be something you can share with your friends.

"I won an Oscar!"

"I won an Emmy!"

"Yeah, well, fuck you, I'm the CHIEFSPLANET DOUCHE OF THE YEAR!"

Phobia
02-22-2011, 11:07 PM
I miss Mecca

I know, I don't have any long hair creepy people to make fun of....

FAX
02-22-2011, 11:31 PM
I have a feeling that I will be named the Official Douche Lord of Chiefsplanet.

It's possible. You've been putting up one heck of a fight, that's for sure. Thank goodness nobody around here knows what a majority is or you could be in trouble.

Still, I think that Mr. Norman Einstein has this one in the bag ... the Christian Louboutin he usually carries when he's on a date.

No offense to Mr. frazod who runs a fair game, but this whole deal has been a little strange from the get-go, in my opinion. I mean, Mr. googlegoogle wasn't even nominated and, if there are such things as justice or fairness or dolphin peckers in this crazy, old world, Mr. Raised On Rats should be in the final four. I have a feeling that the term, "douche" means different things to different posters around these parts.

FAX

DaneMcCloud
02-22-2011, 11:38 PM
It's possible. You've been putting up one heck of a fight, that's for sure. Thank goodness nobody around here knows what a majority is or you could be in trouble.
FAX

LMAO

I have a legitimate excuse for my poor wording but I decided that making excuses in that thread would only make me look worse. So it is what it is.

Phobia
02-22-2011, 11:56 PM
LMAO

I have a legitimate excuse for my poor wording but I decided that making excuses in that thread would only make me look worse. So it is what it is.

English is no longer your first language?

ChiefsCountry
02-22-2011, 11:58 PM
This match shows how much butthurt alot of the posters are on here. No way Dane or Mecca are as big of douches to be in the Final Four.

KILLER_CLOWN
02-23-2011, 12:04 AM
I voted for Dane not because he deserved it, but rather it should be a running joke round these parts. If Rainman were to have advanced i would have chosen him. ;)

FD
02-23-2011, 12:10 AM
Maybe I haven't been around long enough, but I think its strange this is even a contest. It should be Mecca by a mile. (With the winner losing to Tom, that is.)

Fritz88
02-23-2011, 12:19 AM
Damn, this is a tough one.
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patteeu
02-23-2011, 12:53 AM
I cannot vote for either, because I like both.

Why can't you vote for someone you like? Obviously, if you're still having this trouble in the Final Four of douches, you're a big douche-liker so it's not like you liking someone disqualifies them.

Buck
02-23-2011, 12:55 AM
I abstain

patteeu
02-23-2011, 12:56 AM
IMO, you aren't a douche. You are just outspoken about your opinions.

:-)

They don't even let people hang out at the Drafturbator clubhouse if they don't have a little douche in them. Dane's just a likeable douche as opposed to some of the other irredeemable douches around here.

cdcox
02-23-2011, 01:01 AM
No douches here.

Count Alex's Losses
02-23-2011, 01:02 AM
All tied up.

KILLER_CLOWN
02-23-2011, 07:43 AM
All of you Mecca voters realise he won't even be around to enjoy this award right?

blaise
02-23-2011, 07:57 AM
All of you Mecca voters realise he won't even be around to enjoy this award right?

I bet he looks at this place almost every day.

Sofa King
02-23-2011, 08:09 AM
Gotta go Mecca.

Disappearing is a bitch move.


And Dane's bashing is occasionally funny.

Chiefnj2
02-23-2011, 08:10 AM
All of you Mecca voters realise he won't even be around to enjoy this award right?

I heard he's hanging out at NYC bars pretending to be a 17 year old girls so Sanchez will talk to him.

dirk digler
02-23-2011, 08:14 AM
I like Mecca and Dane but chose Mecca because he disappeared which was a gutless douchebag move.

KILLER_CLOWN
02-23-2011, 08:35 AM
What if Mecca had an accident or something? How horrible would everyone feel? Ok let me rephrase that...How would u feel if you couldn't use your hands to post on CP and the whole lot voted you DOTY?

Bambi
02-23-2011, 08:47 AM
All of you Mecca voters realise he won't even be around to enjoy this award right?

I think many are simply enjoying the fact that someone who doesn't post here at all is going to win.

What a fail of a contest.

blaise
02-23-2011, 08:56 AM
I think many are simply enjoying the fact that someone who doesn't post here at all is going to win.

What a fail of a contest.

Right. It's been a total failure. Like KU's football program.

Sofa King
02-23-2011, 09:08 AM
What if Mecca had an accident or something? How horrible would everyone feel? Ok let me rephrase that...How would u feel if you couldn't use your hands to post on CP and the whole lot voted you DOTY?

have to feel like a douche i suppose.

Bwana
02-23-2011, 09:09 AM
I think many are simply enjoying the fact that someone who doesn't post here at all is going to win.

What a fail of a contest.

Really? Yet you have how many posts in these threads?

Sofa King
02-23-2011, 09:11 AM
Really? Yet you have how many posts in these threads?

don't fall for it! It's a trap!

loochy
02-23-2011, 09:16 AM
English is no longer your first language?

Of course it isn't. He lives in southern California.

Bambi
02-23-2011, 09:37 AM
Really? Yet you have how many posts in these threads?

If you had been called out multiple times by the organizer you would probably defend yourself as well.

Have I gloated a bit because I made his case for me look ridiculous? Maybe a little, I admit that.

Bambi
02-23-2011, 09:38 AM
don't fall for it! It's a trap!

No trap here.

I'll leave that for the /b/rothers....

Frazod
02-23-2011, 09:39 AM
If you had been called out multiple times by the organizer you would probably defend yourself as well.

Have I gloated a bit because I made his case for me look ridiculous? Maybe a little, I admit that.

PM me your address, I'll send you a box of tissues. :crybaby:

And maybe even a box of laundry detergent.

Bane
02-23-2011, 09:39 AM
Mecca hands down.Dane is cool,hell everybody likes a little fiction here and there.

Bambi
02-23-2011, 09:40 AM
Right. It's been a total failure. Like KU's football program.

3 pro football hall of famers, a BCS bowl win, and countless saturday afternoons getting drunk in the spectacular fall sun?

You've got a strange definition of failure. o:-)

Bambi
02-23-2011, 09:41 AM
PM me your address, I'll send you a box of tissues. :crybaby:

And maybe even a box of laundry detergent.

lol, I'm not crying.

21 votes, a 4th place finish in my region and two others that received double the votes I did?

That's victory my friend.

luv
02-23-2011, 09:42 AM
If you had been called out multiple times by the organizer you would probably defend yourself as well.

Have I gloated a bit because I made his case for me look ridiculous? Maybe a little, I admit that.

You don't need any help looking ridiculous.

Bambi
02-23-2011, 09:42 AM
You don't need any help looking ridiculous.

Hey Luv, who are you and the other 20 voting for this time around?

blaise
02-23-2011, 09:43 AM
3 pro football hall of famers, a BCS bowl win, and countless saturday afternoons getting drunk in the spectacular fall sun?

You've got a strange definition of failure. o:-)

I guess it's been a success. If having something to celebrate every 12 years or so is a success.

Frazod
02-23-2011, 09:43 AM
lol, I'm not crying.

21 votes, a 4th place finish in my region and two others that received double the votes I did?

That's victory my friend.

Since you're so good at counting, maybe you should try counting the number of posts where anybody here has agreed with anything you ever said about anything, ever.

You probably wouldn't even need to take your shoes off to count that high.

luv
02-23-2011, 09:43 AM
Hey Luv, who are you and the other 20 voting for this time around?

Honey, I'll let you try to decide for yourself.

-King-
02-23-2011, 09:43 AM
I have a feeling that I will be named the Official Douche Lord of Chiefsplanet.

Doubt it. I haven't voted for you in any round. Shit I was surprised you made it this far. How did you beat out ROR for biggest douche?
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blaise
02-23-2011, 09:44 AM
lol, I'm not crying.

21 votes, a 4th place finish in my region and two others that received double the votes I did?

That's victory my friend.

Nothing personal, but doesn't typing "lol" all the time hurt your brain?

-King-
02-23-2011, 09:45 AM
Nothing personal, but doesn't typing "lol" all the time hurt your brain?

lol
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Bambi
02-23-2011, 09:54 AM
Nothing personal, but doesn't typing "lol" all the time hurt your brain?

I typed it once in 6 posts in this thread?

What he said made me chuckle.

Chill out man.

Al Bundy
02-23-2011, 09:55 AM
Wickedson is rendered useless because of his "College football isn't even a real sport" take.

Bambi
02-23-2011, 09:56 AM
I guess it's been a success. If having something to celebrate every 12 years or so is a success.

er, ok

Bambi
02-23-2011, 09:58 AM
Wickedson is rendered useless because of his "College football isn't even a real sport" take.

Same went for you when you said Aqib Talib sucks. Guess we're even.

Frazod
02-23-2011, 10:01 AM
I think Wickedson needs his own poll.

rambleonthruthefog
02-23-2011, 10:16 AM
this is one of those matches where ya wish everyone could win.

beach tribe
02-23-2011, 10:58 AM
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Al Bundy
02-23-2011, 11:01 AM
Same went for you when you said Aqib Talib sucks. Guess we're even.

The Bucs defense remained the same after he went out. He isn't that good.

chiefsnorth
02-23-2011, 11:12 AM
How can the final four not have wickedson in it? The whole methodology is flawed and this is the proof

beach tribe
02-23-2011, 11:24 AM
How can the final four not have wickedson in it? The whole methodology is flawed and this is the proof

I disagree. The planet has spoken. With all due respect, your opinion doesn't provide proof of anything. What I can't understand, and this is due to my own individual opinion, is why Dane, and Mecca were not allowed to enter the giant popped collar for the final douche off.

patteeu
02-23-2011, 11:24 AM
Honey, I'll let you try to decide for yourself.

I was temp banned from PatriotsPlanet for exactly that type of harsh language, so be careful.

Mr. Laz
02-23-2011, 11:24 AM
mecca = douche
Dane = dick

all depends on what your looking for

Bambi
02-23-2011, 11:25 AM
How can the final four not have wickedson in it? The whole methodology is flawed and this is the proof

http://www.mynetimages.com/5a3850ba.gif

beach tribe
02-23-2011, 11:39 AM
http://www.mynetimages.com/5a3850ba.gif

Is that a horse?

I thought it was strange that girl didn't seem startled, after I asked her for the 5th time to let me give her the cross face double up reverse donkey kong, and she responded with "your beating a dead HORSE"

If she would have known what I thought she said, she may have been a little uneasy when I looked at her in the eyes, and said

"not yet"

Chiefspants
02-23-2011, 12:01 PM
Well, I do not personally believe that either of these two are deserving to be douche of the year, Sir Norman is should have the finals round in the bag.

Frazod
02-23-2011, 12:06 PM
Mecca's starting to pull away.

patteeu
02-23-2011, 12:10 PM
If Dane had won this semifinal, it would have been an interesting experiment to see if starting a file sharing thread in the lounge just before the final poll went up would boost his score and give him a chance against the heavy favorite, Norman Einstein.

beach tribe
02-23-2011, 12:11 PM
Mecca's starting to pull away.

Pulling away as if he'd just said some shit that he could never outlive.LMAO

Sofa King
02-23-2011, 01:31 PM
Well, I do not personally believe that either of these two are deserving to be douche of the year, Sir Norman is should have the finals round in the bag.

in d bag you mean?

Frazod
02-23-2011, 08:35 PM
With only two hours to go, Mecca's lead is beginning to look insurmountable.

Looks like the Douchy National Championship will be played in absentia. LMAO

Baconeater
02-23-2011, 08:43 PM
Hmmm...sorry Dane. Or congratulations, depending on how you feel about this dumbassery.

DaneMcCloud
02-23-2011, 10:00 PM
Hmmm...sorry Dane. Or congratulations, depending on how you feel about this dumbassery.

Well, it was an honor just to be nominated.

This was a strong category and my hat's off the winner.

Where's the after party?

DaFace
02-23-2011, 10:21 PM
With only two hours to go, Mecca's lead is beginning to look insurmountable.

Looks like the Douchy National Championship will be played in absentia. LMAO

Na, I got a PM from Tom just this afternoon asking what my problem was with him. The funny thing is, I wasn't even the one to put him in...his current state. (As per usual, everyone assumes that I'm the one who does anything around here.)

Psyko Tek
02-23-2011, 11:01 PM
I haven't seen mecca since the chiefs won the san diego game
does he only show up when ther is complete misery around here?

doesn't that make him PMS?

Frazod
02-23-2011, 11:24 PM
Na, I got a PM from Tom just this afternoon asking what my problem was with him. The funny thing is, I wasn't even the one to put him in...his current state. (As per usual, everyone assumes that I'm the one who does anything around here.)

Oops. I thought it was you, too. I left a message on his profile page laughing about it.

I would remove it, but fuck him. LMAO

kstater
02-24-2011, 09:45 AM
I haven't seen mecca since the chiefs won the san diego game
does he only show up when ther is complete misery around here?

doesn't that make him PMS?

That's a big factor in him making the finals.