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LaDairis
02-23-2011, 09:19 AM
What is the TRUE MEANING of the rivalry between the Florida State CrimiNoles and their arch-rivals, the Cokes from da "U?"


You know about the songs, that when the CrimiNoles take the field, "Bad Boys" is played.

And right before the Cokes come on the field through a fog of white powder, Glenn Frye blares out

"You see it in the headlines, hear it every day
They say they're gonna stop it but it doesn't go away
Move it through

MIAMI!!!!"


and the Cokes take the field...


But, really, to summarize THE TRUE MEANING of the Cokes-CrimiNoles rivalry, one has to go back to 2004, for just this one play...

but first one definition is needed...


DUMBEST = lowest positional score on the Wonderlic


Announcer: Cokes have a first down on the CrimiNole 36. The DUMBEST WR (Roscoe Parrish - Wonderlic Score 10) goes in motion. The DUMBEST QB (Brock Berlin - 13) takes the snap, fakes a handoff to the DUMBEST RB (Frank Gore - 6). Pressure is coming from the DUMBEST DE (Eric Moore - 9). DUMBEST QB steps up and throws a pass intended for the DUMBEST TE (Kevin Everett - 12) which is broken up by the DUMBEST SS (Jerome Carter - 12)...

Donger
02-23-2011, 09:20 AM
ZION!

Sofa King
02-23-2011, 09:22 AM
:facepalm:


please revoke his thread starting ability.

BigCatDaddy
02-23-2011, 09:23 AM
:facepalm:


please revoke his thread starting ability.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Al Bundy
02-23-2011, 09:27 AM
http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_college_uf/2009/06/janoris-jenkinscharge-misdemeanor-affray-and-resisting-arrest-without-violence-for-his-role-in-a-may-30-fight-outside-a-down.html

the Talking Can
02-23-2011, 09:28 AM
please god make it stop

LaDairis
02-23-2011, 09:29 AM
http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_college_uf/2009/06/janoris-jenkinscharge-misdemeanor-affray-and-resisting-arrest-without-violence-for-his-role-in-a-may-30-fight-outside-a-down.html



Don't worry. I hate the Gators too... especially their cheatin refs...

LaDairis
02-23-2011, 09:29 AM
please god make it stop

god, we're waiting...

-King-
02-23-2011, 09:30 AM
Hell yeah.
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Donger
02-23-2011, 09:32 AM
BAPTIST!

Al Bundy
02-23-2011, 09:32 AM
Jeeez, WTF are you a North Florida guy?

LaDairis
02-23-2011, 09:43 AM
Not trying to single out just FLA.

Remember, there was a thread explaining what the N and OU stand for...


and UCF isn't even on this year's Wonderlic Odds either, and weren't last year, primarily because Troup actually was a "student athlete" even if Brandon Marshall and others were not...

ForeverChiefs58
02-23-2011, 09:49 AM
Why would anyone need to burglarize or steal? Don't they know all they have to do is go to a baptist church? Of course that is where all the jews hang out to just pour silver into everyones pockets. It's no wonder LaDairis hates them so bad, giving all that money away in this tough economy, making everyone sit through church with bulky silver in their pockets. Evil bastards! :shake:

DA_T_84
02-23-2011, 09:53 AM
:facepalm:


please revoke his thread starting ability.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mother - fucking these!!!


This shit is awful.

LaDairis
02-23-2011, 10:01 AM
It is so nice to see so many "subs" acting so unAmerican...

Donger
02-23-2011, 10:03 AM
It is so nice to see so many "subs" acting so unAmerican...

LMAO

Submariners? Submarine sandwiches? What do you mean by "subs"?

And, what's un-American about it?

LaDairis
02-23-2011, 10:04 AM
American = pro free speech

unAmerican = shouting down free speech for a living (courtesy of another country)

Donger
02-23-2011, 10:07 AM
American = pro free speech

unAmerican = shouting down free speech for a living (courtesy of another country)

Who is stopping you from speaking and from which country?

LaDairis
02-23-2011, 10:09 AM
shouting down <> stopping


Not that you and your "subs" haven't tried...

Donger
02-23-2011, 10:11 AM
shouting down <> stopping


Not that you and your "subs" haven't tried...

I like subs, especially Port of Subs' albacore. It's delicious.

Anyway, I don't see that it's stopping you at all. In fact, I look forward to your threads. They're awesome.

Mr_Tomahawk
02-23-2011, 10:13 AM
Vagina Farts.

luv
02-23-2011, 10:13 AM
Oh wow. Another thread that a board full of midwesterners will care greatly about.

Pestilence
02-23-2011, 10:16 AM
So you posted this because no one would post in your stupid Wonderlic thread?

DA_T_84
02-23-2011, 10:25 AM
American = pro free speech

unAmerican = shouting down free speech for a living (courtesy of another country)

It's a privately owned website, ya dumb bitch.

This is not a government-run forum, nor is it a for-profit business.

ForeverChiefs58
02-23-2011, 10:29 AM
I like subs, especially Port of Subs' albacore. It's delicious.

Anyway, I don't see that it's stopping you at all. In fact, I look forward to your threads. They're awesome.

I love subway. Actually I like most sub shops. My kids favorite is firehouse subs, it was started by real fireman you know.

DaKCMan AP
02-23-2011, 10:40 AM
these were good subs:

LiveSteam
02-23-2011, 10:45 AM
So you posted this because no one would post in your stupid Wonderlic thread?

ROFL

LiveSteam
02-23-2011, 10:51 AM
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ChiTown
02-23-2011, 11:01 AM
if any douche needs to be shown the door, it's this young lady.

LaDairis
02-23-2011, 01:09 PM
So you posted this because no one would post in your stupid Wonderlic thread?


The Wonderlic Odds are in the proper forum.


Clearly, the subject of IDIOCY is rather "touchy" for some...


:evil:

LaDairis
02-23-2011, 01:10 PM
It's a privately owned website, ya dumb bitch.

This is not a government-run forum, nor is it a for-profit business.



Apparently you do not own it, then...


ROFL

LaDairis
02-23-2011, 01:11 PM
In fact, I look forward to your threads. They're awesome.


They truly are...

Donger
02-23-2011, 01:12 PM
Clearly, the subject of IDIOCY is rather "touchy" for some...

And some embrace it with open arms.

LaDairis
02-23-2011, 01:13 PM
As the great former poster TFG once posted here before...


"At the end of every weekend in the Fall, one must conclude that football and idiocy are, in fact, one and the same..."



a widely held belief of fans of Vanderbilt football...

Donger
02-23-2011, 01:15 PM
As the great former poster TFG once posted here before...


"At the end of every weekend in the Fall, one must conclude that football and idiocy are, in fact, one and the same..."



a widely held belief of fans of Vanderbilt football...

You might be the only person here who cares what fans of Vanderbilt think, say or do.

Just an FYI.

LaDairis
02-23-2011, 01:18 PM
Careful, you've got a Vanderbilt player on the Chiefs roster, a good one too.

Donger
02-23-2011, 01:21 PM
Careful, you've got a Vanderbilt player on the Chiefs roster, a good one too.

Oh, is he the reason that you are here? You mentioned before that you aren't a fan of the Chiefs but more a fan of some of the players.

sedated
02-23-2011, 01:22 PM
why is anyone still responding to this idiot spammer?

LaDairis
02-23-2011, 01:30 PM
Oh, is he the reason that you are here? You mentioned before that you aren't a fan of the Chiefs but more a fan of some of the players.


The great former poster TFG was pushing here for the Chiefs to land Reshard Langford, a talented SS who has had his share of injuries. He was playing STs early this season before he badly sprained an ankle and missed something like 4-5 weeks of practice. If he can stay healthy, he is a very good player.

And, needless to say, a SMART football player...

LiveSteam
02-23-2011, 01:32 PM
The great former poster TFG was pushing here for the Chiefs to land Reshard Langford, a talented SS who has had his share of injuries. He was playing STs early this season before he badly sprained an ankle and missed something like 4-5 weeks of practice. If he can stay healthy, he is a very good player.

And, needless to say, a SMART football player...

Go get a job YA JEW HATING FRAUD & quit living off the gov cheese program.

LaDairis
02-23-2011, 01:36 PM
Go get a job YA JEW HATING FRAUD & quit living off the gov cheese program.


And this is what the "moderators" find unobjectionable here in The Lounge...

InvinciBill
02-23-2011, 02:11 PM
Huh? Do you need someone to link you to a Florida forum?

Digital Takawira
02-23-2011, 04:53 PM
American = pro free speech

unAmerican = shouting down free speech for a living (courtesy of another country)

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/081/172/original/This_just_in_nobody_cares.jpg?1288941228

CoMoChief
02-23-2011, 05:12 PM
I'd say roughly 80% of the players that have gone through Miami, FSU in the last 30 yrs probably deserve to be in prison.

chefsos
02-23-2011, 06:13 PM
And this is what the "moderators" find unobjectionable here in The Lounge...Just curious. Has any mod here:

a) Banned you?
b) Deleted any of your threads, or posts?
c) Edited any of them?
d) Told you to knock it off, or else?
e) Farted in your general direction?

I'm sure you're aware that free speech also encompasses others' freedom to tell you occasionally that you are full of shit.

Saul Good
02-23-2011, 08:12 PM
why is anyone still responding to this idiot spammer?

Because UNIG is woefully underutilized.

Simply Red
02-23-2011, 08:25 PM
http://i54.tinypic.com/1et635.gif