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Bill Parcells
02-23-2011, 04:47 PM
As I sit in my house sipping tea and sucking on halls while I still have the chills. what advice do you legendary know it alls on CP have for me? maybe a smoked brisket? or throw myself in the smoker? let me know.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-23-2011, 04:49 PM
A nice hot cup of antifreeze.

Donger
02-23-2011, 04:50 PM
I'm not a doctor, but I would think not getting the virus in the first place would be a good start.

DaneMcCloud
02-23-2011, 04:51 PM
As I sit in my house sipping tea and sucking on halls while I still have the chills. what advice do you legendary know it alls on CP have for me? maybe a smoked brisket? or throw myself in the smoker? let me know.

Zinc is your friend.

I only get a cold/flu maybe once or twice every few years but if I feel one coming, I start pounding Source Naturals Wellness capsules and I swear, it's gone in 24 hours.

http://www.amazon.com/Source-Naturals-Wellness-Formula-Capsules/dp/B000GFSVI2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1298504992&sr=8-1

blaise
02-23-2011, 04:51 PM
A shot of whisky, a glass of orange juice, and sleep.

Bill Parcells
02-23-2011, 04:53 PM
I'm not a doctor, but I would think not getting the virus in the first place would be a good start.
Kids. I was getting mauled by a 5 year old and he no doubt spawned on me.
Zinc is your friend.

I only get a cold/flu maybe once or twice every few years but if I feel one coming, I start pounding Source Naturals Wellness capsules and I swear, it's gone in 24 hours.

http://www.amazon.com/Source-Naturals-Wellness-Formula-Capsules/dp/B000GFSVI2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1298504992&sr=8-1

Thanks Dane, I never get sick either. I think this is the first time I have got this in 20 years.

Bwana
02-23-2011, 04:55 PM
Black Elderberry extract, now that you have it. You should have been taking vitamin D and you likely wouldn't have caught it.

Adept Havelock
02-23-2011, 04:55 PM
I'd suggest a glass of whiskey with a Nyquill shot. And sleep, lots of sleep.

Hang in there.

Donger
02-23-2011, 04:57 PM
Kids. I was getting mauled by a 5 year old and he no doubt spawned on me.

Oh. Yeah, they are good carriers. My daughter, whom I refer to as "Patient Zero," presently has some nasty cough and phlegm thing going on. I was reading to her last night, and she suddenly coughed violently and without covering up. I felt something strike me just below my mouth and looked at her. Her eyes got really wide and she said, "Errr, Daddy?"

I imitated that cleaning creature from Nemo and ran to the nearest bathroom. Yep, she hocked (sp?) a big, green loogey (sp?) on me.

Bill Parcells
02-23-2011, 04:57 PM
Black Elderberry extract, now that you have it. You should have been taking vitamin D and you likely wouldn't have caught it.

I usually take vitamin c and tylenol at night and in the morning when I feel a sore throat starting. but this thing has kicked my ass in 18 hours.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-23-2011, 04:58 PM
Oh. Yeah, they are good carriers. My daughter, whom I refer to as "Patient Zero," presently has some nasty cough and phlegm thing going on. I was reading to her last night, and she suddenly coughed violently and without covering up. I felt something strike me just below my mouth and looked at her. Her eyes got really wide and she said, "Errr, Daddy?"

I imitated that cleaning creature from Nemo and ran to the nearest bathroom. Yep, she hocked (sp?) a big, green loogey (sp?) on me.
Thanks for sharing that! I think I'm going to go projectile puke now.

Donger
02-23-2011, 04:59 PM
Thanks for sharing that! I think I'm going to go projectile puke now.

You aren't a parent? The best part was that it smelled like shrimp.

DaneMcCloud
02-23-2011, 05:00 PM
Oh. Yeah, they are good carriers. My daughter, whom I refer to as "Patient Zero," presently has some nasty cough and phlegm thing going on. I was reading to her last night, and she suddenly coughed violently and without covering up. I felt something strike me just below my mouth and looked at her. Her eyes got really wide and she said, "Errr, Daddy?"

I imitated that cleaning creature from Nemo and ran to the nearest bathroom. Yep, she hocked (sp?) a big, green loogey (sp?) on me.

Yeah, the last time I got sick, my 2 year-old sneezed directly into my open mouth a day before.

Good times.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-23-2011, 05:03 PM
You aren't a parent? The best part was that it smelled like shrimp.
I am, but he has moved beyond the filth-spreading age and is now a creepy teenager.

Bill Parcells
02-23-2011, 05:18 PM
I am, but he has moved beyond the filth-spreading age and is now a creepy teenager.

Im gonna come out there and put a bowl over that kids head and give him a moe howard hair cut..lol.. he does have an awesome birthday date though ;) so he gets a little break from me

WV
02-23-2011, 05:38 PM
You aren't a parent? The best part was that it smelled like shrimp.

:Lin:

Captain Obvious
02-23-2011, 06:10 PM
I'm just getting over that crap...I was out of commission for 3 days. Barely got out of bed.

bevischief
02-23-2011, 06:14 PM
Lots of alcohol,cold meds and time off.

Bill Parcells
03-09-2011, 05:10 PM
Well, after 2 weeks and - almost 20lb's. I wouldn't wish this shit on anybody.

I am finally feeling ok.

Buck
03-09-2011, 05:11 PM
I'm gonna go with medicine, Jim.

mikeyis4dcats.
03-09-2011, 05:12 PM
the flu sucks, and you can't end it early, but Theraflu, nasty as it is, at least makes me FEEL better.

Bill Parcells
03-09-2011, 05:16 PM
I'm gonna go with medicine, Jim.

LOL! I went to the doctor today and he scribed me these horse pill antibiotics just to be sure I dont have pneumonia. I am feeling much better now.

bevischief
03-09-2011, 06:44 PM
shots lots of shots...