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Frazod
02-23-2011, 10:26 PM
Here it is, kids. The main event. AN EPIC DOUCHE-OFF FOR THE AGES!

They need no introduction. We know who they are, we know what they did. Now it is up to you to crown the NATIONAL CHAMPION DOUCHE.

Let's get it on! :rockon:

Count Zarth
02-23-2011, 10:28 PM
See you in hell, Tom.

KurtCobain
02-23-2011, 10:35 PM
YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

WebGem
02-23-2011, 10:40 PM
What is Norman Einstein's screenname on CP?

Bugeater
02-23-2011, 10:41 PM
What is Norman Einstein's screenname on CP?
Norman Einstein.

Rams Fan
02-23-2011, 10:41 PM
See you in hell, Tom.

LMAO Not even you could beat the mighty douche.

luv
02-23-2011, 10:42 PM
What is Norman Einstein's screenname on CP?

Which one?

Shogun
02-23-2011, 10:43 PM
Which one?

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/schwartzo/blakckid.gif

WebGem
02-23-2011, 10:47 PM
Which one?

Dunno. Somehow that name just doesn't look familiar to me at all. I did vote for him though.

Al Bundy
02-23-2011, 10:50 PM
Dunno. Somehow that name just doesn't look familiar to me at all. I did vote for him though.

I have gone back and looked at his posts and he is a real shithead.

Reaper16
02-23-2011, 10:53 PM
Mecca has at least brought value to the board at points. Tom Ca$h has never done that.

WebGem
02-23-2011, 11:08 PM
Can we do a poll where we pick the member we'd most like to give a big hug so I can vote for Rams Fan?

Superturtle
02-24-2011, 12:00 AM
http://totalobscurity.com/wp-content/images/DoucheBag.jpg

Dave Lane
02-24-2011, 05:56 AM
This isn't even gonna be close. I predict a 1st round KO.

Reerun_KC
02-24-2011, 05:57 AM
Pretty weak championship....

We need to be able to vote for both....

Reerun_KC
02-24-2011, 05:59 AM
I voted Mecca, I have zero Idea who the other guys is and I have been here for almost 6 years...

Hell I was a member of the old star board back in 1995 and on when I was stationed at Tinker in OKC... Still dont remember or know the guy...

Gonzo
02-24-2011, 06:00 AM
When Mecca comes back to give us all his draft predictions and call anyone who disagrees with him a moron, he's going to be awfully depressed if he's not the douchampion.
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Al Bundy
02-24-2011, 07:09 AM
I voted Mecca, I have zero Idea who the other guys is and I have been here for almost 6 years...

Hell I was a member of the old star board back in 1995 and on when I was stationed at Tinker in OKC... Still dont remember or know the guy...

I didn't know who he was either, I just went back and looked at his posts and as I said earlier in the thread he is a shithead.

Sofa King
02-24-2011, 07:16 AM
Holy shit, this is an ass kicking...



just as i predicted... muuaahhhhHHHHHH!!!!

Mr. Plow
02-24-2011, 08:22 AM
You should have saved your time and just crowned Norman from the get go. I'd be afraid to see the person that could beat him in a "being a douche" contest.

kstater
02-24-2011, 08:51 AM
One is an all-around douche.

The other pulled the biggest douche move of the year. Hating every move that the Chiefs make then dissapearing when they start winning.

Rooster
02-24-2011, 09:09 AM
I voted Mecca, I have zero Idea who the other guys is and I have been here for almost 6 years......

I don't know who this Norman person is either. It looks like he has a lot of fans though. :evil:

DaFace
02-24-2011, 09:11 AM
I don't know who this Norman person is either. It looks like he has a lot of fans though. :evil:

Tom Cash
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Chiefnj2
02-24-2011, 09:15 AM
I voted Mecca. Tom is mentally unstable. Mecca pulled some ultimate d-bag moves - pretending to be a Chiefs fan so he could say he was smarter than Pioli and then turning tail when the team overachieved. Cowardly and d-baggy.

Frazod
02-24-2011, 09:25 AM
I voted Mecca, I have zero Idea who the other guys is and I have been here for almost 6 years...

Seems longer..... :)

dirk digler
02-24-2011, 09:25 AM
It was a tough decision for me because Mecca did pull the ultimate douchebag move.

But I had to go with Tom because of the fact he can't take a hint and leave for good.

Plus Mecca does bring value to the board or at least he did before he pussied out.

Pushead2
02-24-2011, 09:37 AM
I voted for Mecca because he has that homo Red Wings avatar. Turd.

Rooster
02-24-2011, 09:40 AM
This thread smells of vinegar and water.

Frazod
02-24-2011, 09:43 AM
The vote is still closer than I thought it would be. FWIW, I don't think I actually voted for Mecca until the Final Four round. Sure he's a douche, but he's never bothered me all that much.

The results of these polls has definitely been educational. It is interesting to know who really gets under the skin of the majority of active posters. Some of the results have been surprising. And some, not so much. :D

I think this should be an annual off season event. I have also commissioned ClayWhit to design a championship trophy - the coveted Vasingil!

Mr. Plow
02-24-2011, 10:12 AM
I think this should be an annual off season event. I have also commissioned ClayWhit to design a championship trophy - the coveted Vasingil!

Whoever wins should be forced to have it as their avatar until next years champion is declared.

Pawnmower
02-24-2011, 10:13 AM
weak Championship...

I am abstaining.....

Disappointed in all of these

Frazod
02-24-2011, 11:02 AM
Whoever wins should be forced to have it as their avatar until next years champion is declared.

Considering how fond our mods are of Tom, I somehow doubt that will be a problem. :evil:

Bewbies
02-24-2011, 11:39 AM
I can't believe the voting is as close as it is.

Bewbies
02-24-2011, 11:41 AM
It was a tough decision for me because Mecca did pull the ultimate douchebag move.

But I had to go with Tom because of the fact he can't take a hint and leave for good.

Plus Mecca does bring value to the board or at least he did before he pussied out.

Ok, what's the ultimate douchebag move Mecca pulled? (this is my first visit into the d-bag threads)

Mr. Plow
02-24-2011, 11:42 AM
Considering how fond our mods are of Tom, I somehow doubt that will be a problem. :evil:


I'd mail someone a check for $20 to make it happen.

Pestilence
02-24-2011, 11:43 AM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Fad6eZTDikA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Sofa King
02-24-2011, 12:14 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Fad6eZTDikA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

LMAO LMAO LMAO

suzzer99
02-24-2011, 01:26 PM
http://totalobscurity.com/wp-content/images/DoucheBag.jpg

Needs chinstrap beard imo. Also Affliction-ish shirt would be better than the one pictured.

Frazod
02-24-2011, 01:27 PM
Needs chinstrap beard imo. Also Affliction-ish shirt would be better than the one pictured.

That's a pretty old picture, IIRC. The douche is dated.

Thig Lyfe
02-24-2011, 01:30 PM
weak Championship...

I am abstaining.....

Disappointed in all of these

You'll do better next year, I'm sure.

Mr. Laz
02-24-2011, 01:59 PM
Whoever wins should be forced to have it as their avatar until next years champion is declared.omg ... please make mecca do this!!

ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
02-24-2011, 04:15 PM
Damn. What a blow out.

Chiefs Pantalones
02-24-2011, 04:19 PM
The fact that Mecca didn't even show up during the season because he was so wrong about EVERYTHING should have him win the Douche Championship by default.

Gonzo
02-24-2011, 04:37 PM
The fact that Mecca didn't even show up during the season because he was so wrong about EVERYTHING should have him win the Douche Championship by default.
Well, Mecca predicted he would win this competition in a land-slide so...

Hey! He's the new CoMo!
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kysirsoze
02-24-2011, 05:11 PM
The fact that Mecca didn't even show up during the season because he was so wrong about EVERYTHING should have him win the Douche Championship by default.

First, he did show up a couple times and made the excuse that he was too busy to post on CP much. May be BS, but at least he showed briefly.

Second, he didn't show up and talk shit when the Chiefs shit the bed in the playoffs. THAT would have upped his Douche stock considerably.

Count Zarth
02-24-2011, 09:21 PM
Our trophy presentation is soon...

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-24-2011, 09:25 PM
Our trophy presentation is soon...

Meccatron interrupts:

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TkWMBFKO4_c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

dirk digler
02-24-2011, 09:27 PM
Ok, what's the ultimate douchebag move Mecca pulled? (this is my first visit into the d-bag threads)

Has been for years bashing every move the Chiefs make and then when they started winning he decided to drop off the face of the earth.

This from a guy that claims he is a Chiefs fan..

Frazod
02-24-2011, 09:34 PM
Our trophy presentation is soon...

I can't post them until it's official, but Clay has outdone himself this time..... holy fuck. :evil:

Count Zarth
02-24-2011, 09:35 PM
lol @ Leonard Nimoy doing robot voices.

Fucking sellout.

Rams Fan
02-24-2011, 09:35 PM
52 minutes.

Gonzo
02-24-2011, 09:41 PM
What are we going to call this award?
The douchie?
the bronze bag?

Anyone have any ideas?
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Count Zarth
02-24-2011, 09:41 PM
What are we going to call this award?
The douchie?
the bronze bag?

Anyone have any ideas?
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Frazod already coined "The Vasingil"

Chiefs Pantalones
02-24-2011, 09:45 PM
So does the winner get a gatorade bath, or a douching in the butthole?

Rams Fan
02-24-2011, 09:46 PM
Assuming Norman Einstein wins this, what will ClayWhit do to celebrate?

Count Zarth
02-24-2011, 09:50 PM
Assuming Norman Einstein wins this, what will ClayWhit do to celebrate?

Just wait for the trophy presentation...

Rams Fan
02-24-2011, 09:51 PM
Just wait for the trophy presentation...

Am I going to be ROFL ing, LMAO ing or HOLY SHIT THAT PIC IS DISGUSTING!

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-24-2011, 09:51 PM
Just wait for the trophy presentation...

Yes, I'm actually going to take a break from doing work to log back on and see what Clay does.

He's the straw that stirs the drink.

Count Zarth
02-24-2011, 09:52 PM
Am I going to be ROFL ing, LMAO ing or HOLY SHIT THAT PIC IS DISGUSTING!

Nah, it's pretty tame...just some music, words and graphics...and a quick meme.

Frazod
02-24-2011, 09:52 PM
Am I going to be ROFL ing, LMAO ing or HOLY SHIT THAT PIC IS DISGUSTING!

Not disgusting - masterful.

Don't go to bed, kids - you don't want to miss this.

Rams Fan
02-24-2011, 09:52 PM
Nah, it's pretty tame...just some music, words and graphics...and a quick meme.

**** YES!

DaFace
02-24-2011, 09:54 PM
So, this is a weird decision. Should I let Tom out of his cage so that he can see this? :hmmm:

Frazod
02-24-2011, 09:56 PM
So, this is a weird decision. Should I let Tom out of his cage so that he can see this? :hmmm:

Yes, but you've got to put the trophy picture in his avatar and lock it.

I'll forward it to you in a PM.... :evil:

Rams Fan
02-24-2011, 09:56 PM
So, this is a weird decision. Should I let Tom out of his cage so that he can see this? :hmmm:

Do it! LMAO

Count Zarth
02-24-2011, 10:00 PM
You need to let Tom out so he can wear the trophy like a scarlet letter all year.

DaFace
02-24-2011, 10:02 PM
You need to let Tom out so he can wear the trophy like a scarlet letter all year.

Eh, I can change it, but I can't prevent him from changing it right back.

Frazod
02-24-2011, 10:03 PM
Eh, I can change it, but I can't prevent him from changing it right back.

Bummer. At least it'll be there for a while, though.

Okie_Apparition
02-24-2011, 10:07 PM
Can we do a poll where we pick the member we'd most like to give a big hug so I can vote for Rams Fan?

If you could only hug him, you have more discipline than me.

Dave Lane
02-24-2011, 10:08 PM
How about changing his username to Norman Douchestein?

Rams Fan
02-24-2011, 10:27 PM
IT'S TIME!!!11!1

Bugeater
02-24-2011, 10:27 PM
http://oi56.tinypic.com/izwdaq.jpg

Chiefs Pantalones
02-24-2011, 10:29 PM
If you're a runner-up douche, are you a generic douche?

Count Zarth
02-24-2011, 10:29 PM
http://www.laerenmisha.com/Torz/wookieesofwar/images/deathstar.gif

Rams Fan
02-24-2011, 10:30 PM
Well done, ClayWhit, well done.

Dave Lane
02-24-2011, 10:34 PM
So where is it?

Superturtle
02-24-2011, 10:35 PM
Look on the main page.