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Gonzo
02-25-2011, 09:44 PM
Well, don't worry about it. I posted on his profile in regards to his achievement and apparently in doing so, I have made some sort of list of his. When he stated that I had made said list, I imagined Steve Buscemi from the movie Billy Madison. Sitting there with a loaded rifle, applying lipstick. So now I'm gonna back away slowly.
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Frazod
02-25-2011, 09:47 PM
Well, don't worry about it. I posted on his profile in regards to his achievement and apparently in doing so, I have made some sort of list of his. When he stated that I had made said list, I imagined Steve Buscemi from the movie Billy Madison. Sitting there with a loaded rifle, applying lipstick. So now I'm gonna back away slowly.
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Oh shit - do you know what keel-hauling is? :D

Phobia
02-25-2011, 09:49 PM
Well, don't worry about it. I posted on his profile in regards to his achievement and apparently in doing so, I have made some sort of list of his. When he stated that I had made said list, I imagined Steve Buscemi from the movie Billy Madison. Sitting there with a loaded rifle, applying lipstick. So now I'm gonna back away slowly.
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You probably made his "I'm suing you" list. Don't worry. There are tons of us on it. This guy named "Phobia" at the North Pole is really wondering who Roy Cash is.

kstater
02-25-2011, 09:50 PM
You probably made his "I'm suing you" list. Don't worry. There are tons of us on it. This guy named "Phobia" at the North Pole is really wondering who Roy Cash is.

I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get hit with a libel claim.

|Zach|
02-25-2011, 09:55 PM
Where are my legal papers.

Gonzo
02-25-2011, 09:56 PM
You probably made his "I'm suing you" list. Don't worry. There are tons of us on it. This guy named "Phobia" at the North Pole is really wondering who Roy Cash is.

Awesome! Now I'm gonna get keel-hauled and sued?
When's he going to have time to do all of this and still ride that tall-horse of his?
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DaFace
02-25-2011, 09:57 PM
Where are my legal papers.

I wonder how many different people Tom has been banned by. Did you ever do it when you were a mod? I know Phobia did. I did it on one of his old incarnations. I'm pretty sure morphius has. I can't imagine he's managed to never be banned by the Senator.

It really is impressive, when you think about it, that he's managed to be banned by so many different people on a board with relatively loose moderating.

OnTheWarpath58
02-25-2011, 09:58 PM
Where are my legal papers.

LMAO

Wish someone would post a link to that thread.

|Zach|
02-25-2011, 09:59 PM
I wonder how many different people Tom has been banned by. Did you ever do it when you were a mod? I know Phobia did. I did it on one of his old incarnations. I'm pretty sure morphius has. I can't imagine he's managed to never be banned by the Senator.

It really is impressive, when you think about it, that he's managed to be banned by so many different people on a board with relatively loose moderating.

All the time.

It was kinda my thing.

It would be tough to say how many names though.

KC Tattoo
02-25-2011, 10:07 PM
You think an awful lot of yourself; however, I do not hate you. I have zero respect for anything you stand for.

The fact that you hate me enough to rig a poll tells me all I need to know about what makes you tick.

CeePee Douche

|Zach|
02-25-2011, 10:11 PM
This is a good place to start.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=195007

Frazod
02-25-2011, 10:45 PM
BTW, Tom, all of these people actually posted about how much they admire and respect you, but I used my Mysterious ChiefsPlanet Douchy Super Powers to alter their posts.

DaFace tried to stop me with his mod powers, and was about to go public about how I rigged the poll, so I unfortunately had to have Kevin run him down with his apricot BMW. He died defending your honor. Or so I'm told. Kevin was more concerned about the damage to his bumper and undercarriage, frankly.

SNR
02-25-2011, 10:51 PM
BTW, Tom, all of these people actually posted about how much they admire and respect you, but I used my Mysterious ChiefsPlanet Douchy Super Powers to alter their posts.

DaFace tried to stop me with his mod powers, and was about to go public about how I rigged the poll, so I unfortunately had to have Kevin run him down with his apricot BMW. He died defending your honor. Or so I'm told. Kevin was more concerned about the damage to his bumper and undercarriage, frankly.May DaFace rest peacefully in Davy Jones' locker

Gonzo
02-25-2011, 11:06 PM
May DaFace rest peacefully in Davy Jones' locker

At least he wasn't keel-hauled.
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Count Alex's Losses
02-25-2011, 11:17 PM
This thread is kind of like the Chiefsplanet version of the squeal piggie scene from deliverance.

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KS Smitty
02-25-2011, 11:21 PM
BTW, Tom, all of these people actually posted about how much they admire and respect you, but I used my Mysterious ChiefsPlanet Douchy Super Powers to alter their posts.

DaFace tried to stop me with his mod powers, and was about to go public about how I rigged the poll, so I unfortunately had to have Kevin run him down with his apricot BMW. He died defending your honor. Or so I'm told. Kevin was more concerned about the damage to his bumper and undercarriage, frankly.

At least the mysterious "paint" on the undercarriage is explained.

Ugly Duck
02-26-2011, 12:09 AM
Originally Posted by Phobia
He threatened to sue me and also sue ChiefsPlanet because people were using his real name in the open forums. Uh - your username used to be Tom Cash, Tom.

http://www.hamovhotov.com/fun/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/i-see-dumb-people-everywhere.jpg

Bill Parcells
02-26-2011, 12:28 AM
Ok, I didnt read the whole thread..lol..but the first page was funny! well done! but then it turned into a bizzaro political debate with a banned poster? :spock:

that was on page 3..and Im at 50 posts a page. so I'll read the rest tomorrow.


Nice job of entertaining Frazod! and Clayton, stop crying about your rep ROFL

bowener
02-26-2011, 01:25 AM
Well, don't worry about it. I posted on his profile in regards to his achievement and apparently in doing so, I have made some sort of list of his. When he stated that I had made said list, I imagined Steve Buscemi from the movie Billy Madison. Sitting there with a loaded rifle, applying lipstick. So now I'm gonna back away slowly.
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Make sure to cover your asshole when backing up... he's a slippery debil.

Thig Lyfe
02-26-2011, 02:07 AM
You think an awful lot of yourself; however, I do not hate you. I have zero respect for anything you stand for.

The fact that you hate me enough to rig a poll tells me all I need to know about what makes you tick.

Heh. Yeah, frazod had to pull some real Boss Tweed shit for this poll to go the way it did.

Gonzo
02-26-2011, 02:57 AM
I think this game has gone on far enough. Someone show Tom the Poll-Rigging software we use?
Tom, you can get it at Office Mag. It's called BB douchebagger V 2.0.
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bevischief
02-26-2011, 05:48 AM
I think this game has gone on far enough. Someone show Tom the Poll-Rigging software we use?
Tom, you can get it at Office Mag. It's called BB douchebagger V 2.0.
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ROFL

Pasta Giant Meatball
02-26-2011, 07:07 AM
OMG ROFL

Ugly Duck
02-26-2011, 02:23 PM
It's called BB douchebagger V 2.0.


ROFL:LOL:ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
02-26-2011, 04:09 PM
LMAO Gonzo is on fire.

Gonzo
02-26-2011, 04:36 PM
I'm at my best when I've got about 3 hrs sleep, high on ambien and nursing a sick 2 year old, I guess. I honestly don't remember that. LMAO

BillSelfsTrophycase
02-26-2011, 05:01 PM
The douche is strong in this thread

Frazod
02-26-2011, 05:12 PM
I was going back through my old visitor messages from Tom and found this little gem. This was left on my profile page last March 29 at 7:02 p.m., back when Tom was still lying about not being Norman Einstein.

I have not changed any of the wording, other than to highlight a couple of bits, posted by our pal Tom Cash, former Senior Chief Petty Officer in the United States Navy.

So I'm on universal ignore? It just shows that none of you fawkers have the balls to stand up to what I post. You are fawked more than the rest as you think I'm your sailor friend. You are dumber than anyone I've ever seen on a bulletin board.

You seem to be really down on someone that served, were you the one that was castigated for your lack of behavior while attempting to fawk off your whole life?

All of you sailor types are gay anyway, I don't know why they just don't declare you all pillowbiters and let you have the sex in open instead of hiding in the bathrooms while showering.

Rams Fan
02-26-2011, 05:13 PM
I was going back through my old visitor messages from Tom and found this little gem. This was left on my profile page last March 29 at 7:02 p.m., back when Tom was still lying about not being Norman Einstein.

I have not changed any of the wording, other than to highlight a couple of bits, posted by our pal Tom Cash, former Senior Chief Petty Officer in the United States Navy.

To the ship!

Phobia
02-26-2011, 05:25 PM
All of you sailor types are gay anyway, I don't know why they just don't declare you all pillowbiters and let you have the sex in open instead of hiding in the bathrooms while showering.

So, I'm not really seeing a problem with this post, Tim.

Halfcan
02-26-2011, 05:32 PM
In light of his fine work in this thread, I hereby move that ClayWhit's rep be restored. He's earned it.

:thumb:

Frazod
02-26-2011, 05:33 PM
So, I'm not really seeing a problem with this post, Tim.

Just remember, Marines are nothing more than sailors who couldn't pass the ASVAB.

Gonzo
02-26-2011, 06:50 PM
Just remember, Marines are nothing more than sailors who couldn't pass the ASVAB.

Heh, sailors? Yeah, when the Village People make a song dedicated to your branch of service, there may be a stigma associated with it.
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Phobia
02-26-2011, 07:07 PM
Just remember, Marines are nothing more than sailors who couldn't pass the ASVAB.

Heh. I'll put my ASVAB score against anybody's.

Norman Einstein
02-26-2011, 07:40 PM
Heh. I'll put my ASVAB score against anybody's.

It's not going to be hard for anyone to be able to beat a 14. You did so well that you were a general aide?

I'm sure nobody cares what your scores were, a as an ex-marine (the only ex-marine I've ever met) all you had to do was point the gun and shoot.

Dartgod
02-26-2011, 07:42 PM
If Tom ever figures out that Frazod paid me and countless others to be one of his minions, he's going to be pissed!







Oooops....

Bwana
02-26-2011, 07:47 PM
If Tom ever figures out that Frazod paid me and countless others to be one of his minions, he's going to be pissed!







Oooops....

Hey Dart......

Phobia
02-26-2011, 07:48 PM
It's not going to be hard for anyone to be able to beat a 14. You did so well that you were a general aide?

I'm sure nobody cares what your scores were, a as an ex-marine (the only ex-marine I've ever met) all you had to do was point the gun and shoot.

A general's aide? Who told you that? I worked in a 2-star and 3-star's office for a couple months awaiting discharge. I put up 3 99's and a 98. I picked my job in the Corps. You have very selective comprehension, Tom.

kstater
02-26-2011, 07:48 PM
It's not going to be hard for anyone to be able to beat a 14. You did so well that you were a general aide?

I'm sure nobody cares what your scores were, a as an ex-marine (the only ex-marine I've ever met) all you had to do was point the gun and shoot.

How come you keep deleting my profile messages?

Dicky McElephant
02-26-2011, 07:53 PM
Hey Tom......

Go fuck yourself, buddy.

Dartgod
02-26-2011, 07:55 PM
Hey Dart......
Oh man, you're killing me. May cannot get here fast enough.

Frazod
02-26-2011, 07:58 PM
So why did you say all those unkind things about the Navy, Tom? Or are you going to try to convince everybody that I made it up? :D

SNR
02-26-2011, 07:59 PM
If Tom ever figures out that Frazod paid me and countless others to be one of his minions, he's going to be pissed!







Oooops....Do I still get the $500,000 in casino cash if he finds out? I mean, I've been quiet this whole time and voted all the times I was asked. I should still be compensated.

|Zach|
02-26-2011, 08:01 PM
This is going to get good.

Gonzo
02-26-2011, 08:04 PM
It's not going to be hard for anyone to be able to beat a 14. You did so well that you were a general aide?

I'm sure nobody cares what your scores were, a as an ex-marine (the only ex-marine I've ever met) all you had to do was point the gun and shoot.
And thanks to men like the one you described here, you can freely be a Douchebag without governmental oppression. You see in other, less fortunate countries, you could not so freely practice the sacred art of douchebaggery. Especially in such an advanced stage as you exhibit to all of us here on a daily basis. You are truly blessed, Tom Cash. Truly, truly blessed.
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Bwana
02-26-2011, 08:04 PM
This is going to get good.

Z-Man, you need to bump one of you photo threads. I have a few questions. ;)

Frazod
02-26-2011, 08:17 PM
So why did you say all those unkind things about the Navy, Tom? Or are you going to try to convince everybody that I made it up? :D

Oh, and BTW, Tom, before you go into my profile page and delete the message and then deny ever doing it and accuse me of making it up, I already saved a screen shot of it, so don't bother, you lying sack of shit.

I also invite anybody who's interested to check out that message prior to its deletion, so that you can be accused of being under the control of my Mysterious Douchy Super Powers!

|Zach|
02-26-2011, 08:20 PM
Z-Man, you need to bump one of you photo threads. I have a few questions. ;)

On it.

Rams Fan
02-26-2011, 08:33 PM
Oh, and BTW, Tom, before you go into my profile page and delete the message and then deny ever doing it and accuse me of making it up, I already saved a screen shot of it, so don't bother, you lying sack of shit.

I also invite anybody who's interested to check out that message prior to its deletion, so that you can be accused of being under the control of my Mysterious Douchy Super Powers!


What did he say?

Phobia
02-26-2011, 08:51 PM
What did he say?

He said if you consider the source you have considered the source - or something like that.

kysirsoze
02-26-2011, 09:04 PM
You think an awful lot of yourself; however, I do not hate you. I have zero respect for anything you stand for.

The fact that you hate me enough to rig a poll tells me all I need to know about what makes you tick.

I was going to make some attempt at a witty joke here, but this post is just so fucking sad. I have to actually pity someone this deluded.

Rams Fan
02-26-2011, 09:07 PM
You think an awful lot of yourself; however, I do not hate you. I have zero respect for anything you stand for.

The fact that you hate me enough to rig a poll tells me all I need to know about what makes you tick.

Uh, Frazod didn't rig the poll...

SNR
02-26-2011, 09:09 PM
Uh, Frazod didn't rig the poll...Wait, he didn't?


Ohh... riiight. Yeah, I see where we're going here.

Tom, it's ludicrous to think that frazod would rig a poll like this.

go bowe
02-26-2011, 09:17 PM
You think an awful lot of yourself; however, I do not hate you. I have zero respect for anything you stand for.

The fact that you hate me enough to rig a poll tells me all I need to know about what makes you tick.rigged the poll?

you are delusional...

btw, wtf makes you "tick", tom?

|Zach|
02-26-2011, 09:18 PM
He said if you consider the source you have considered the source - or something like that.

Shit is deep.

Frazod
02-26-2011, 09:26 PM
What did he say?

See post 278. Mr. Career Navy Guy tries to sell his big lie that he's not Tom Cash by ripping on the Navy.

WilliamTheIrish
02-26-2011, 09:39 PM
Nope.

Tom seems to reserve his primary hatred for me, Phil and Clay. The rest of you - bah. Rank amateurs! :harumph: you may have been invited to Davey Jones locker, but I was invited to a Tulsa Wal-mart.
Rank amateur indeed. LMAO
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Count Alex's Losses
02-26-2011, 09:39 PM
I HAD A DREAM THAT TOM CASH SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE AND WE HAD A LIGHTSABER DUEL HE USED DARTH MAUL'S LIGHTSABER BUT JUST THE ONE BLADED VERSION AND I USED COUNT DOOKU'S SABER I DON'T REMEMBER WHO WON WEIRD HUH

ReynardMuldrake
02-26-2011, 09:54 PM
Whichever mod ended up dropping the hammer on Ladairis - THANK YOU!

Frazod
02-26-2011, 09:58 PM
I HAD A DREAM THAT TOM CASH SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE AND WE HAD A LIGHTSABER DUEL HE USED DARTH MAUL'S LIGHTSABER BUT JUST THE ONE BLADED VERSION AND I USED COUNT DOOKU'S SABER I DON'T REMEMBER WHO WON WEIRD HUH

Was he wearing his dress whites?

Frankie
02-26-2011, 10:02 PM
Nope.

Tom seems to reserve his primary hatred for me, Phil and Clay. The rest of you - bah. Rank amateurs! :harumph:

Ahem,....'cough' 'cough'.... AHEM!

Count Alex's Losses
02-26-2011, 10:09 PM
Was he wearing his dress whites?

We wore star wars t-shirts.

Rams Fan
02-26-2011, 10:10 PM
Ahem,....'cough' 'cough'.... AHEM!

Maybe you need to start a thread in DC asking WTF Norman Einstein hasn't been banned?

:evil:

Al Bundy
02-26-2011, 10:30 PM
Fuck him, I voted for him. I can't believe I had never seen that bag of shit before.

Rams Fan
02-27-2011, 12:27 PM
This can't ever fall off the 1st page. Ever.

Rausch
02-27-2011, 12:28 PM
This can't ever fall off the 1st page. Ever.

Shut the fuck up Lambs fan...

Rams Fan
02-27-2011, 12:29 PM
Shut the **** up Lambs fan...


<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZoVeN3S5JrQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Kickass song.

Rausch
02-27-2011, 12:40 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZoVeN3S5JrQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Kickass song.

All good stuff.

That's fine.
HATE THE LAMBS!

Frazod
02-27-2011, 12:43 PM
All good stuff.

That's fine.
HATE THE LAMBS!

Yes, but you should hate AbNorman more.

Rams Fan
02-27-2011, 12:54 PM
All good stuff.

That's fine.
HATE THE LAMBS!

Good for you.

Donger
02-27-2011, 01:02 PM
Someone should start a "MVP Non-Chiefs Fan" thread.

Rams Fan
02-27-2011, 01:03 PM
Someone should start a "MVP Non-Chiefs Fan" thread.

Buck wins.

Donger
02-27-2011, 01:04 PM
Buck wins.

Who?

Frazod
02-27-2011, 01:05 PM
Someone should start a "MVP Non-Chiefs Fan" thread.

Pass. I think I'll stick to general douches.

Rams Fan
02-27-2011, 01:05 PM
Who?

What?

Bowser
02-27-2011, 01:07 PM
This thread makes me smile. (patiently waiting Norman Douchestein's response via PM or rep)

Gonzo
02-27-2011, 01:35 PM
This thread makes me smile. (patiently waiting Norman Douchestein's response via PM or rep)
I'll sum it up for you when you do get one:

You're a fucking asshole cocksucker. The poll was rigged! You and Fraz are homo butt-buddies! God hates you but he loves me cuz I go to church and have read the bible! (Well the cliff notes, anyway)ELEVENTY!!!1
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Frazod
02-27-2011, 01:44 PM
You can say "cocksucker" again without it getting screwed up by the filter? Awesome!

Bowser
02-27-2011, 01:52 PM
I'll sum it up for you when you do get one:

You're a fucking asshole cocksucker. The poll was rigged! You and Fraz are homo butt-buddies! God hates you but he loves me cuz I go to church and have read the bible! (Well the cliff notes, anyway)ELEVENTY!!!1
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I just hope he doesn't sue me or anything.

Gonzo
02-27-2011, 01:56 PM
I just hope he doesn't sue me or anything.

Don't push it. Just remember, you can't say things like:
Tom Cash is a douchebag.
But you can say:
In my personal opinion, former Navy seaman Tom Cash is a douchebag.

It's all about semantics.
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chiefsnorth
02-27-2011, 02:17 PM
I have found that in my personal opinion this thread about the former semen is very funny and I hope it continues. Keep it up gents.

Gonzo
02-27-2011, 02:35 PM
I have found that in my personal opinion this thread about the former semen is very funny and I hope it continues. Keep it up gents.

Perfect, you have litigiously protected yourself. I am happy for you. To the ship.
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DaFace
02-27-2011, 03:06 PM
Buck wins.

Eh, maybe. I bet it'd be closer than you think. But it wouldn't be a very exciting contest since there are only like 10 of them who are really regulars around here.

RedNeckRaider
02-27-2011, 03:41 PM
Eh, maybe. I bet it'd be closer than you think. But it wouldn't be a very exciting contest since there are only like 10 of them who are really regulars around here.

DaFace I think the highest rep someone should have should state (Enter name here) has reached a rep level high enough to compete for douche of the year ;)

Rams Fan
02-27-2011, 04:02 PM
DaFace I think the highest rep someone should have should state (Enter name here) has reached a rep level high enough to compete for douche of the year ;)

Or neg rep level.

Gonzo
02-27-2011, 04:08 PM
DaFace I think the highest rep someone should have should state (Enter name here) has reached a rep level high enough to compete for douche of the year ;)
I wrote the current ones and I totally support a Tom Cash rep message. I see a new thread coming soon.
:D
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Bowser
02-27-2011, 04:11 PM
I wrote the current ones and I totally support a Tom Cash rep message. I see a new thread coming soon.
:D
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He is going to verbally berate you as nobody in the history of the intrawebs has ever been berated, you Godless heathen homo.

RedNeckRaider
02-27-2011, 04:22 PM
Or neg rep level.

No pos! people take that shit way too serious~

Phobia
02-27-2011, 04:43 PM
You can say "one who sucks the penis" again without it getting screwed up by the filter? Awesome!

Not in whatever version I'm running.

Frazod
02-27-2011, 04:45 PM
Not in whatever version I'm running.

That's odd - this is the first day I noticed that fucktarded "one who sucks the penis" thing. At home I use Google Chrome now, maybe that's why.

BTW, to whoever imposed that turd on everybody, 4321.

Phobia
02-27-2011, 05:06 PM
That's odd - this is the first day I noticed that ****tarded "one who sucks the penis" thing. At home I use Google Chrome now, maybe that's why.

BTW, to whoever imposed that turd on everybody, 4321.

I believe that was a Bob Doleism after one too many complaints from Gaz.

Gonzo
02-27-2011, 06:44 PM
He is going to verbally berate you as nobody in the history of the intrawebs has ever been berated, you Godless heathen homo.
That pretty much ices it. I'll be creating that thread when I get a chance to dedicate a few hours.
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Sofa King
02-28-2011, 08:48 AM
LMAO @ this thread

Frazod
02-28-2011, 09:16 AM
Not in whatever version I'm running.

Yeah, that's it. Now that I'm at the office stuck with IE, the stupid replacement phrase is back.

DaFace
02-28-2011, 09:43 AM
Yeah, that's it. Now that I'm at the office stuck with IE, the stupid replacement phrase is back.

It doesn't have anything to do with your browser. You've probably got it set to the filtered version on your work PC.

Frazod
02-28-2011, 09:52 AM
It doesn't have anything to do with your browser. You've probably got it set to the filtered version on your work PC.

Nope. Set to full featured-unfiltered. The only thing I block are signatures.

Gonzo
02-28-2011, 10:50 AM
Cocksucker
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Frazod
02-28-2011, 11:14 AM
Cocksucker
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Cocksucker!

OK, it's working now! :D But it still shows something I typed over the weekend in Chrome as the replacement phrase.

Bizarre.

mikeyis4dcats.
02-28-2011, 11:16 AM
how have I never heard of this person?

OnTheWarpath58
02-28-2011, 11:20 AM
how have I never heard of this person?

Because:

a) He's had eleventy-billion usernames - he'll get banned and start over - someone will out him in the first 50 posts - rinse, repeat.

b) He mostly posts over in the cesspool known as DC.

loochy
02-28-2011, 11:21 AM
how have I never heard of this person?

Go to the DC forum

Donger
02-28-2011, 11:22 AM
I don't really understand the disdain for TC, honestly.

SNR
02-28-2011, 11:36 AM
I don't really understand the disdain for TC, honestly.So you finally admit to being gay, then?

Your obvious hatred for me is old and you are boring. Get your mind out of the past and live in the present. If you don't, you have one to answer for your problems but yourself, and when you die I dearly hope and pray that God looks past your shortcomings. You obviously can't, and that's why you fail.

Why you choose to vent your frustrations at me just because I prefer to talk about the truth is puzzling.

It is YOU who are the idiot

Donger
02-28-2011, 11:41 AM
So you finally admit to being gay, then?

Your obvious hatred for me is old and you are boring. Get your mind out of the past and live in the present. If you don't, you have one to answer for your problems but yourself, and when you die I dearly hope and pray that God looks past your shortcomings. You obviously can't, and that's why you fail.

Why you choose to vent your frustrations at me just because I prefer to talk about the truth is puzzling.

It is YOU who are the idiot

LMAO

Phobia
02-28-2011, 11:55 AM
So you finally admit to being gay, then?

Your obvious hatred for me is old and you are boring. Get your mind out of the past and live in the present. If you don't, you have one to answer for your problems but yourself, and when you die I dearly hope and pray that God looks past your shortcomings. You obviously can't, and that's why you fail.

Why you choose to vent your frustrations at me just because I prefer to talk about the truth is puzzling.

It is YOU who are the idiot

Clearly a Tom Cash quote. Wow. That dude is first class all the way. He'll win DOTY next year as well even though not eligible.

Frazod
02-28-2011, 12:05 PM
Clearly a Tom Cash quote. Wow. That dude is first class all the way. He'll win DOTY next year as well even though not eligible.

That's exactly why I'm DQing previous winners - it's just not fair to the other douches. :D

SNR
02-28-2011, 12:10 PM
Clearly a Tom Cash quote. Wow. That dude is first class all the way. He'll win DOTY next year as well even though not eligible.Parts of it are borrowed. It's definitely Tom Cash-inspired all the way but I composed it.

Phobia
02-28-2011, 12:14 PM
Parts of it are borrowed. It's definitely Tom Cash-inspired all the way but I composed it.

Thanks for clarifying.

Phobia
02-28-2011, 12:54 PM
The craziest thing about Tom Cash is that he spent a long time on my forum as a productive member. We never had the slightest bit of trouble with him whatsoever. Nobody knew or even guessed that it was Tom and we have several regulars from here on that site. As far as I know he never insulted anybody or posted anything remotely insulting.

Then I made a joke over here one day about Tom and he lost his mind. Told me to delete his membership because I backstabbed him.

It's baffling. He is certainly an enigma.

Brock
02-28-2011, 12:58 PM
The guy needs medication.

|Zach|
02-28-2011, 01:01 PM
So you finally admit to being gay, then?

Your obvious hatred for me is old and you are boring. Get your mind out of the past and live in the present. If you don't, you have one to answer for your problems but yourself, and when you die I dearly hope and pray that God looks past your shortcomings. You obviously can't, and that's why you fail.

Why you choose to vent your frustrations at me just because I prefer to talk about the truth is puzzling.

It is YOU who are the idiot

This is so good.

Frazod
02-28-2011, 01:23 PM
The craziest thing about Tom Cash is that he spent a long time on my forum as a productive member. We never had the slightest bit of trouble with him whatsoever. Nobody knew or even guessed that it was Tom and we have several regulars from here on that site. As far as I know he never insulted anybody or posted anything remotely insulting.

Then I made a joke over here one day about Tom and he lost his mind. Told me to delete his membership because I backstabbed him.

It's baffling. He is certainly an enigma.

I remember pre-psycho Tom. We've had a few long time members hop off the deep end, but most of them got over it. He gets worse with every new identity.

RedNeckRaider
02-28-2011, 03:49 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZoVeN3S5JrQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Kickass song.

Watching that movie was the first date I had with the mother of my kids many years ago. Disagree about the song you posted as for my taste it is/was lame. This song off the sound track is one of many favorite old songs~

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ljSuROOUxg8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Sofa King
02-28-2011, 03:52 PM
If you google Norman Einstein, you find some hilarious pictures.


http://normaneinsteins.com/joeylitman/jorts.jpg


http://blogs.thescore.com/nfl/files/2010/12/lloydharry.jpg

Sofa King
02-28-2011, 03:53 PM
oh shit, this just popped up in my google search of Norman Einstein.


LMAO


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar94_87.gif

Slainte
02-28-2011, 03:59 PM
I remember pre-psycho Tom. We've had a few long time members hop off the deep end, but most of them got over it. He gets worse with every new identity.

Yeah, I have it on good authority he fucking hates middle-period Eagles...

DaFace
02-28-2011, 05:05 PM
The craziest thing about Tom Cash is that he spent a long time on my forum as a productive member. We never had the slightest bit of trouble with him whatsoever. Nobody knew or even guessed that it was Tom and we have several regulars from here on that site. As far as I know he never insulted anybody or posted anything remotely insulting.

Then I made a joke over here one day about Tom and he lost his mind. Told me to delete his membership because I backstabbed him.

It's baffling. He is certainly an enigma.

To some extent, that applies here too. When he gets banned, he usually flies under the radar for a while after he comes back. Then, someone says something that causes him to fly off the handle, and his style of flying off the handle is pretty distinctive. After that, it's all downhill.

Mr. Flopnuts
02-28-2011, 05:46 PM
This thread is going to hit 1000 posts at this rate.

Phobia
02-28-2011, 05:48 PM
To some extent, that applies here too. When he gets banned, he usually flies under the radar for a while after he comes back. Then, someone says something that causes him to fly off the handle, and his style of flying off the handle is pretty distinctive. After that, it's all downhill.

I usually had him pegged inside a couple of days. He lasted over a year at the fatchatter - maybe two. I don't know how long.

Rams Fan
03-21-2011, 09:50 PM
Guess who got banned?

Gonzo
03-21-2011, 09:56 PM
Guess who got banned?

No shit?
Gimme a link, if you could please.
Posted via Mobile Device

Rams Fan
03-21-2011, 09:57 PM
No shit?
Gimme a link, if you could please.
Posted via Mobile Device

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7507290&postcount=331

Phobia
03-21-2011, 09:57 PM
No shit?
Gimme a link, if you could please.
Posted via Mobile Device

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7507018&postcount=667

Iowanian
03-22-2011, 11:32 AM
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http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAAcofg29TeK4OjBa1cuaqNn8AnYTH0o1hzVK5oQUS7JGYTUMdtA

Frazod
03-22-2011, 11:41 AM
Tom got greased again? Wow, who would have seen that coming.

He probably blames me. I assume patteeu does, as well. :D

Sofa King
03-22-2011, 11:43 AM
does that mean someone can change his avatar to the trophy and he won't be able to change it back now?

Rams Fan
03-22-2011, 01:08 PM
Tom got greased again? Wow, who would have seen that coming.

He probably blames me. I assume patteeu does, as well. :D

Nah. His last post was aimed towards me because he told me to find a specific post in which Frankie and go bowe went against the board rules.

Frankie
03-22-2011, 01:25 PM
Rep for the first poster who recognizes Tom's next incarnation.

If I miss the thread in which it happens, PM me.

Sofa King
03-22-2011, 01:26 PM
Rep for the first poster who recognizes Tom's next incarnation.

If I miss the thread in which it happens, PM me.

Iowanianian

Iowanian
03-22-2011, 01:28 PM
ioWINian.

Frankie
03-22-2011, 01:28 PM
Iowanianian

Is this your prediction or has Tom wormed back in already and recognized?

Frankie
03-22-2011, 01:28 PM
ioWINian.

Duh!

WINNING!

Rams Fan
03-22-2011, 01:30 PM
Frankie, what was he going after you about in that thread?

Jewish Rabbi
03-22-2011, 01:31 PM
Rep for the first poster who recognizes Tom's next incarnation.

If I miss the thread in which it happens, PM me.

I bet it's Jewish Rabbi.

Sofa King
03-22-2011, 01:32 PM
Is this your prediction or has Tom wormed back in already and recognized?

It's an educated guess.


I'm 98% sure Tom is merely an Iowanian mult.

Frankie
03-22-2011, 01:34 PM
Frankie, what was he going after you about in that thread?

Which thread? I've lost track.

Rams Fan
03-22-2011, 01:35 PM
Which thread? I've lost track.

The one where he told me to find a post in which you and go bowe broke the rules.

Frankie
03-22-2011, 01:36 PM
It's an educated guess.


I'm 98% sure Tom is merely an Iowanian mult.

Iowanian and I don't see eye-to-eye politically more often than not. But he is smart. A lost soul, but smart. ;) No matter how much he acts he cannot duplicate the utter stupidity that is TC.

Bowser
03-22-2011, 01:36 PM
This thread = opposite of terrible

Frankie
03-22-2011, 01:38 PM
The one where he told me to find a post in which you and go bowe broke the rules.

I have no idea what he meant. To the best of my knowledge I have always stayed within the acceptable boundaries of this BB, and go bowe is one of the most respected posters here. He was puling that claim straight out of his behind like he does often.

Rams Fan
03-22-2011, 01:44 PM
I have no idea what he meant. To the best of my knowledge I have always stayed within the acceptable boundaries of this BB, and go bowe is one of the most respected posters here. He was puling that claim straight out of his behind like he does often.

I guess he got pissed for no reason. I simply pointed out that what he posted was against the rules.

Frankie
03-22-2011, 01:51 PM
I guess he got pissed for no reason. I simply pointed out that what he posted was against the rules.

Cash has a habit of trying to hide behind his outrageous projections. He seems absolutely convinced that they divert attention away from his obvious flaws. If you call him out on one of his flaws he'll soon start accusing you of that same flaw and repeat it enough to actually believe it. I think it's a denial tactic that makes him feel less badly about himself.

Honestly, I don't think that man is right in the head.

go bowe
03-22-2011, 03:14 PM
Nah. His last post was aimed towards me because he told me to find a specific post in which Frankie and go bowe went against the board rules.yep, that's me, go outlaw...

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
03-22-2011, 03:15 PM
yep, that's me, go outlaw...

We've always known you were a rebel. :BLVD:

go bowe
03-22-2011, 03:32 PM
We've always known you were a rebel. :BLVD:o:-) o:-) o:-)