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Frazod
02-24-2011, 10:27 PM
HOIST THE VASINGIL TROPHY WITH PRIDE, TOM. YOU'VE EARNED IT!

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Special thanks to ClayWhit for going above and beyond on the creation of the trophy and the video. :thumb:

This concludes the 2011 ChiefsPlanet Douche of the Year festivities. I think in the years to come, I'll retire previous winners, so that we always get a fresh douche (would you really want a used one?). Besides, if I didn't, Tom would always win, and that would get boring after a while.

So I guess this also makes Tom the first inductee into the ChiefsPlanet Douche Hall of Fame. Congratulations, again, Tom. You're the Ty Cobb of Douches! LMAO

As your humble Douche Master, I hope you have enjoyed this douchy endeavor. Until next year! And be on the look out for next year's nominees.

Rams Fan
02-24-2011, 10:29 PM
Holy shit! ROFL

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-24-2011, 10:30 PM
Oh hell...LMAO

Superturtle
02-24-2011, 10:31 PM
Haha that laugh at the end.

Frazod
02-24-2011, 10:33 PM
In light of his fine work in this thread, I hereby move that ClayWhit's rep be restored. He's earned it.

Count Zarth
02-24-2011, 10:34 PM
In light of his fine work in this thread, I hereby move that ClayWhit's rep be restored. He's earned it.

Phil will never stand for such an outrage.

88TG88
02-24-2011, 10:34 PM
who ?

Count Zarth
02-24-2011, 10:35 PM
This should be used for Tom's avatar:

http://i51.tinypic.com/6yd47m.jpg

Rams Fan
02-24-2011, 10:36 PM
Look at his avatar. LMAO

SNR
02-24-2011, 10:36 PM
I think the first few years of this we're going to be awarding the prize to douches who have been here a long time. Maybe they didn't do anything particularly douchey that year, but because they're still around being a douche, their turns will eventually come up.

But a fine choice this year. Tom wins this award like Peyton Manning wins MVPs

Frazod
02-24-2011, 10:36 PM
This should be used for Tom's avatar:

http://i51.tinypic.com/6yd47m.jpg

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Okie_Apparition
02-24-2011, 10:37 PM
1 timer

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-24-2011, 10:37 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL

WV
02-24-2011, 10:38 PM
Sweet!

Count Zarth
02-24-2011, 10:38 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/153mper.jpg

dirk digler
02-24-2011, 10:40 PM
LMAO Awesome job Clay.

Congrats to Norman you earned it douchebag

Rams Fan
02-24-2011, 10:41 PM
http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx111/simon123_photo/CP.jpg

Count Zarth
02-24-2011, 10:41 PM
I'd just like to congratulate Frazod on a well run and swift tournament. Rain Man would be proud.

Just Passin' By
02-24-2011, 10:42 PM
In light of his fine work in this thread, I hereby move that ClayWhit's rep be restored. He's earned it.

I gave Clay positive rep. Was that a waste of time, then?

Frazod
02-24-2011, 10:44 PM
I gave Clay positive rep. Was that a waste of time, then?

Probably.

Frazod
02-24-2011, 10:44 PM
I'd just like to congratulate Frazod on a well run and swift tournament. Rain Man would be proud.

Thanks. I consulted with BRC on the best way to do this, and then did the exact opposite of everything he said. :D

FD
02-24-2011, 10:46 PM
Seriously though, that guy is really a huge douche.

Phobia
02-24-2011, 10:47 PM
In light of his fine work in this thread, I hereby move that ClayWhit's rep be restored. He's earned it.

I'll keep neg-repping him as much as I can to keep him in the red. He doesn't learn lessons quickly. The moment he's back in the green he'll be abusing weaker people again. Nice video, Clay. Good job. Hope the pat on the back works out.

Frazod
02-24-2011, 10:48 PM
I'll keep neg-repping him as much as I can to keep him in the red. He doesn't learn lessons quickly. The moment he's back in the green he'll be abusing weaker people again. Nice video, Clay. Good job. Hope the pat on the back works out.

Oh come on Dad, just for tonight!

KC Tattoo
02-24-2011, 10:52 PM
Waiting on acceptance speech...

NORMAN EINSTEIN DOUCHE OF THE YEAR!

Rams Fan
02-24-2011, 10:54 PM
Waiting on acceptance speech...

NORMAN EINSTEIN DOUCHE OF THE YEAR!

*Starts a slow clap*

Thig Lyfe
02-24-2011, 10:58 PM
You're the Ty Cobb of Douches!

Ty Cobb was the Ty Cobb of douches.

Count Zarth
02-24-2011, 11:01 PM
I'll keep neg-repping him as much as I can to keep him in the red.

Or you just change a number in a box.

-2,147,482,925

Mr. Flopnuts
02-24-2011, 11:02 PM
This was the smoothest running poll in the history of this website, and I was just waiting for Count Zarth at the end. Well fucking done, douchemasters.

Count Zarth
02-24-2011, 11:03 PM
Top vote getters, Douche-Off 2010:

Mecca 347
Tom Cash 324
Dane McDouche 276
CoMoChief 254
KnowMo - 236
LaDairus - 230
Hootie - 155
ClayWhit - 149

Mr. Flopnuts
02-24-2011, 11:05 PM
Tom would actually be proud. W. won an election without winning the popular vote.

KILLER_CLOWN
02-24-2011, 11:05 PM
Top vote getters, Douche-Off 2010:

Mecca 347
Tom Cash 324
Dane McDouche 276
CoMoChief 254
KnowMo - 236
LaDairus - 230
Hootie - 155
ClayWhit - 149

Maybe next year son, i hope you aren't too depressed.

Count Zarth
02-24-2011, 11:11 PM
Maybe next year son, i hope you aren't too depressed.

Awards are for individuals.

Teams win douche championships.

BTW, what the fuck is a Vasingil?

Frazod
02-24-2011, 11:13 PM
This was the smoothest running poll in the history of this website, and I was just waiting for Count Zarth at the end. Well fucking done, douchemasters.

I'm kind of worried that Rain Man might put out a hit on me. :eek:

KILLER_CLOWN
02-24-2011, 11:17 PM
Awards are for individuals.

Teams win douche championships.

BTW, what the **** is a Vasingil?

We should have the douche bowl. 2 teams of douches picked at random for some electric football. Who would do play by play? Which random douche would win?

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LiveSteam
02-24-2011, 11:19 PM
:bravo:
Well done, Well run, & very funny. From beginning to end.

Guru
02-24-2011, 11:34 PM
Holy crap that was so damn funny!!!!

teedubya
02-24-2011, 11:36 PM
Thanks. I consulted with BRC on the best way to do this, and then did the exact opposite of everything he said. :D

Hahahaha.... that was a great tourney. Mod-worthy. :thumb:

teedubya
02-24-2011, 11:37 PM
upon further review... I think the correct brand name is VAGISIL.

Phobia
02-24-2011, 11:44 PM
upon further review... I think the correct brand name is VAGISIL.


Tim combined Vagisil with Massingil, - or so I presume.

Count Zarth
02-24-2011, 11:48 PM
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Simply Red
02-24-2011, 11:59 PM
Slick32 and Programmer were both always real nice to me. Not sure why everyone hates him. Seriously never have seen him do anything wrong really, but don't recall seeing him post. What does he do? What is his schtick?

Phobia
02-25-2011, 12:05 AM
Slick32 and Programmer were both always real nice to me. Not sure why everyone hates him. Seriously never have seen him do anything wrong really, but don't recall seeing him post. What does he do? What is his schtick?

Talks at you. Doesn't listen. Everything is always everybody else's fault but his. Facts all screwy. Cites ridiculous sources. He was the one who jumped down my throat because I used the term "Cali". He said it was a negative nickname for California and that I was doing it on purpose to offend him. That's just the tip of the iceberg. I won't even get into the stuff that really pissed me off.

Count Zarth
02-25-2011, 12:07 AM
Seriously never have seen him do anything wrong really, but don't recall seeing him post. What does he do? What is his schtick?

Just look at his last 10 posts.

No, I'm not. There isn't any grade of hypocrite, you are either one or your are not. You are no different than me.

I would like for you to name one single person on this board that is not a hypocrite. Just one.

I would give you a hint, there are none. The only human that ever walked the earth that was not a hypocrite was Jesus. Once you get that one little fact down you will know that you are nothing different than me.

Once again, you have judged me, showing signs of your level of being a hypocrite.

You being a hypocrite doesn't bother me, because you are liable to God for your sins, not me. I can say anything I please and me being a rotten bastard and you calling me out for it only muddies your salvation, not mine. I get to do that all by my self, as you do.

You and I are exactly the same, imperfect human beings on the planet earth.

Keep whining about me, but all the while you should be working on yourself. I doubt your blindness to your own hypocrisy is where you have your comfort zone.

You do realize that as much as you hate me, you do nothing more than to keep pointing out your own weakness as a christian.

Get over yourself, or at least do your best to quit being a hypocrite.

Simply Red
02-25-2011, 12:10 AM
Talks at you. Doesn't listen. Everything is always everybody else's fault but his. Facts all screwy. Cites ridiculous sources. He was the one who jumped down my throat because I used the term "Cali". He said it was a negative nickname for California and that I was doing it on purpose to offend him. That's just the tip of the iceberg. I won't even get into the stuff that really pissed me off.

never see him in the lounge - i thought he hung out down low, in DC

|Zach|
02-25-2011, 12:38 AM
well deserved.

Fritz88
02-25-2011, 04:49 AM
LMAO

Adept Havelock
02-25-2011, 05:18 AM
Frazod: Well Done! Hilarious stuff.

Slick32 and Programmer were both always real nice to me. Not sure why everyone hates him. Seriously never have seen him do anything wrong really, but don't recall seeing him post. What does he do? What is his schtick?

I'll let one of the CPDOTY previous incarnations speak for itself:

I'm the best thread killer on the board.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4470345&postcount=245

That's one of the more "douchiest" claims someone can make on a message board, don't you think?

Frazod
02-25-2011, 06:11 AM
Tim combined Vagisil with Massingil, - or so I presume.

Actually, I just screwed it up (it's not like I actually use the product). I typed a name in google and it said "did you mean vasingil?" and when I clicked on that it actually had a couple of links. DAMMIT GOOGLE :cuss:

Oh well. At least we don't have to be worried about getting sued by the douche people.

Just Tom. :D

OnTheWarpath58
02-25-2011, 06:14 AM
Perfect.

Tom's had that "not so fresh feeling" for years.

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 06:29 AM
Top vote getters, Douche-Off 2010:

Mecca 347
Tom Cash 324
Dane McDouche 276
CoMoChief 254
KnowMo - 236
LaDairus - 230
Hootie - 155
ClayWhit - 149



Ah, the ChiefsPlanet spelling problem again...

Who is LaDairUS???

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 06:32 AM
Ah, the ChiefsPlanet spelling problem again...

Who is LaDairUS???

Jew hating Hitler wanna be
Full fledged Nancy boy
Complete jerk off
Total dick head
Yacks on & on like a broken record

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 06:38 AM
Hitler supported attacking other countries based on lies and fraud, just like you did in Iraq.

Hitler socialized medicine. You supported socialized senior drugs, and spending more than Carter with a Dem Congress.

Hence, you are much closer to Hitler ideologically than I am... as is Israel, the only country on the planet outside its UN defined border, and one of three countries in modern history (Hitler's Germany, Saddam's Iraq, Israel) to invade and occupy outside its UN defined border.


Did you cheer when Israel offed the crew of the USS Liberty??

Count Zarth
02-25-2011, 06:39 AM
LaDoucheis already gearing up to win the 2011 Douche of the Year award.

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 06:41 AM
Hitler supported attacking other countries based on lies and fraud, just like you did in Iraq.
Did you cheer when Israel offed the crew of the USS Liberty??

Did you lose a boy friend on that ship?
JFC every day its something about the USS Liberty

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 06:41 AM
LaDoucheis already gearing up to win the 2011 Douche of the Year award.



The good thing about the United States is that if you support another country more than the United States, you are free to move THERE... and stay THERE...

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 06:43 AM
did you lose a boy friend on that ship>
JFC every day its something about the USS Liberty


Oh, the offing of the USS Liberty crew is now funny, like ha ha, Israel attacked our ship, and our sold out political class did nothing, and continues to take our taxdollars and funnel them to Israel, because when they do that, they get campaign contributions and favorable media coverage, like calling opponents of W's Iraq Treason "Soft on (Israel's, not our) Terror."

Did any of the now documented intentional lies used to sell out our troops in Iraq bother you, or are you just so in tune with God and Jesus' desire for bloodshed that lies don't matter, especially lies used that get our troops killed for precisely nothing in US national interest?

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 06:43 AM
The good thing about the United States is that if you support another country more than the United States, you are free to move THERE... and stay THERE...

France is calling your name NANCY BOY

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 06:47 AM
Jew hating Hitler wanna be
Full fledged Nancy boy
Complete jerk off
Total dick head


Oh, I get it. If an American is not fully supportive of

1. making OBL "not a priority"
2. sending way too few after OBL
3. flipping off those at war with OBL on 911
4. intentional lies to sell out our troops in Iraq, liberating millions of new potential recruits for OBL...


that American must be LIBERAL...

LIBERAL like


1. Pat Buchanan
2. Brent Scowcroft
3. H. Norman Schwarzkopf
4. the late great true conservative Jewish American Robert Novak


and if you supported W's Iraq Treason, you must be kinswrvitv like


1. Chucky Schumer (ACU rating 5)
2. Princess Dianne Feinstein (ACU rating 8)
3. "moderate" Joe Lieberman (ACU rating 16)

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 06:49 AM
France is calling your name NANCY BOY



France is actually an ally of the US, as is every other country on the planet who told us not to attack Iraq in 2003 over intentional and obvious lies...

including 115 of 120 Gulf War allies...


Israel, on the other hand, is not a US ally, not one bit... Israel steals from us, lies to us, murders our citizens and naval personnel, and funnels tons of silver into the pockets of sold out traitors like your pastor...

ReynardMuldrake
02-25-2011, 06:53 AM
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!

Pushead2
02-25-2011, 06:54 AM
ROFL ROFL ROFL

RedDread
02-25-2011, 06:55 AM
France is actually an ally of the US, as is every other country on the planet who told us not to attack Iraq in 2003 over intentional and obvious lies...

including 115 of 120 Gulf War allies...


Israel, on the other hand, is not a US ally, not one bit... Israel steals from us, lies to us, murders our citizens and naval personnel, and funnels tons of silver into the pockets of sold out traitors like your pastor...

Politics in the Lounge? YOU CROSSED THE LINE

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BigMeatballDave
02-25-2011, 06:58 AM
Tim combined Vagisil with Massingil, - or so I presume.Ah, I see. I was confused as well.

doomy3
02-25-2011, 07:10 AM
LMAO

That was fucking hilarious.

Donger
02-25-2011, 07:11 AM
France is actually an ally of the US, as is every other country on the planet who told us not to attack Iraq in 2003 over intentional and obvious lies...

including 115 of 120 Gulf War allies...


Israel, on the other hand, is not a US ally, not one bit... Israel steals from us, lies to us, murders our citizens and naval personnel, and funnels tons of silver into the pockets of sold out traitors like your pastor...

And the French helped Israel get nuclear weapons. That must really chap your ass, Adolf.

the Talking Can
02-25-2011, 07:18 AM
i've always said that tomcash is a d-bag


now i have proof

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 07:20 AM
Politics in the Lounge? YOU CROSSED THE LINE

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FUCK YOU, you treasonous sub human hypocrite...

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 07:21 AM
And the French helped Israel get nuclear weapons. That must really chap your ass, Adolf.



No, LBJ did, after Israel killed a sitting US President who wouldn't...

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 07:22 AM
No, LBJ did, after Israel killed a sitting US President who wouldn't...

What fucking world are you from?
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7153/19fh5.jpg

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 07:25 AM
What fucking world are you from?
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7153/19fh5.jpg

They say,Hitlers kin fled to America after WWII
& now I believe it

the Talking Can
02-25-2011, 07:26 AM
**** YOU, you treasonous sub human hypocrite...

hey, Eichmann, take it to DC...you are ruining a great thread


no one here cares about your pathetic life or politics...and when you get to DC, please for fucking god kill yourself

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 07:26 AM
I am an American who does something other than parrot the treasonous lies of a sub human sold out Zionist funded pastor pushing the US to use the US military to wipe out all of Israel's enemies who had nothing to do with 911 so that said sub human sold out Zionist funded pastor can get ever more Iscariot silver in his pocket.

Indeed, any rational discussion of what Hitler supported would reveal that you and your pastor and "kinswervitv" big spending socializing W were much closer to what Hitler supported than me...


Indeed, that would require a fact oriented debate, the type you always try to interrupt, whether than be by spamming the DC section like you just did, or injected politics in the Lounge, knowing full well that the "mods" are only against pro American views in the Lounge, while 100% for treason against the US in the Lounge, like IRAQ...

the Talking Can
02-25-2011, 07:27 AM
I am an American who does something other than parrot the treasonous lies of a sub human sold out Zionist funded pastor pushing the US to use the US military to wipe out all of Israel's enemies who had nothing to do with 911 so that said sub human sold out Zionist funded pastor can get ever more Iscariot silver in his pocket.

Indeed, any rational discussion of what Hitler supported would reveal that you and your pastor and "kinswervitv" big spending socializing W were much closer to what Hitler supported than me...


Indeed, that would require a fact oriented debate, the type you always try to interrupt, whether than be by spamming the DC section like you just did, or injected politics in the Lounge, knowing full well that the "mods" are only against pro American views in the Lounge, while 100% for treason against the US in the Lounge, like IRAQ...


can we get a mod in aisle 9.....we've got douche gone off the rails

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 07:27 AM
hey, Eichmann, take it to DC...you are ruining a great thread


no one here cares about your pathetic life or politics...and when you get to DC, please for ****ing god kill yourself


Hey TC, when you have a "no politics means no politics" policy here, I'll follow it. But when a sub human traitor calls me Hitler, that sub human will get a lecture and a fact oriented thrashing...

Donger
02-25-2011, 07:27 AM
LMAO

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 07:29 AM
can we get a mod in aisle 9.....we've got douche gone off the rails



Another truly courageous "American" supporting treason, censorship, and death to Americans...

the Talking Can
02-25-2011, 07:29 AM
Hey TC, when you have a "no politics means no politics," I'll follow it. But when a sub human traitor calls me Hitler, that sub human will get a lecture and a fact oriented thrashing...

hey d-bag


stop being a d-bag, go away like every single person here wants you to


and send us the video of you killing yourself so we can masturbate to it

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 07:30 AM
Hey TC, when you have a "no politics means no politics" policy here, I'll follow it. But when a sub human traitor calls me Hitler, that sub human will get a lecture and a fact oriented thrashing...

Jew hating NANCY BOY Hitler wanna be

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 07:30 AM
hey d-bag


stop being a d-bag, go away like every single person here wants you to


and send us the video of you killing yourself so we can masturbate to it

ROFL
I shouldn't laugh. Im probably in big trouble for egging him on

Donger
02-25-2011, 07:32 AM
Another truly courageous "American" supporting treason, censorship, and death to Americans...

You aren't America, friend. Thank God.

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 07:33 AM
Jew hating NANCY BOY Hitler wanna be



If you support treason against the United States, lying to sell out our troops, cheering the deaths on the USS Liberty, you are welcome in The Lounge, and you can inject politics any time without fear of the mod's censoring...


Indeed, a lot of the W/Israel supporters want genocide for everyone unChosen in the ME, what they "learned" from Hitler...

dirk digler
02-25-2011, 07:33 AM
JFC it is time for LaDairis to be on the miserable people's list.

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 07:36 AM
You aren't America, friend. Thank God.



LOL!!!


What do you support?

LOL!!!


1. intentional lies to sell out our troops for nothing in US national interest
2. shouting down those who notice the lies
3. making those behind 911 "not a priority"
4. sending way too few after those behind 911
5. flipping off those at war with those behind 911 on 911
6. socializing senior drugs by lying about the cost
7. outspending Jimmy Catta with a Dem Congress


Shall I continue, "American" with pockets full of Iscariot Silver???


At least you had the "courage" to admit you don't care if Israel intentionally offed the USS Liberty... 'cause you aren't American and you don't care at all about America... all you care about is the flow of Iscariot Silver into your pocket, which is all about pushing treason against the US...

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 07:38 AM
LOL!!!


What do you support?

.

your death

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 07:38 AM
JFC it is time for LaDairis to be on the miserable people's list.



There's a kinswervtv W supporter, also a Global Warming FRAUD supporter, who is 100% in favor of using the US military to wipe out all of Israel's enemies who had nothing to do with 911 while those behind 911 are "not a priority" because Israel wants them to win in the Afghan theatre...

Phobia
02-25-2011, 07:39 AM
Top vote getters, Douche-Off 2010:

Mecca 347
Tom Cash 324
Dane McDouche 276
CoMoChief 254
KnowMo - 236
LaDairus - 230
Hootie - 155
ClayWhit - 149

when you combine Tom and LaFairyis you get 554.

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 07:39 AM
There's a kinswervtv W supporter, also a Global Warming FRAUD supporter, who is 100% in favor of using the US military to wipe out all of Israel's enemies who had nothing to do with 911 while those behind 911 are "not a priority" because Israel wants them to win in the Afghan theatre...

re-post for the thousandth time
Jew hating NANCY BOY Hitler wanna be

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 07:40 AM
your death


My death.

JFK's death.

The USS Liberty's death.

The death of the Marines in Lebanon...

4000 US deaths in Iraq for lies you cheered...


Any more? Should we set up a concentration camp and off every American who doesn't think the US exists to serve Israel?

Donger
02-25-2011, 07:40 AM
LOL!!!


What do you support?

LOL!!!



I forgot to ask you, but would you like to buy a monkey? I've got a little Jewish monkey for sale. I'll let you have him cheap.

He does bite, however.

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 07:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ClayWhit View Post
Top vote getters, Douche-Off 2010:

Mecca 347
Tom Cash 324
Dane McDouche 276
CoMoChief 254
KnowMo - 236
LaDairus - 230
Hootie - 155
ClayWhit - 149
when you combine Tom and LaFairyis you get 544.



LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A ChiefsPlanet MATH GENIUS....


Ever learn how to ADD????


Your Iscariot funded pastor doesn't care if you can't add, because the DUMBER you are, the more likely you are to listen to a treasonous pastor...

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 07:42 AM
I forgot to ask you, but would you like to buy a monkey? I've got a little Jewish monkey for sale. I'll let you have him cheap.

He does bite, however.



No interest, thanks...

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 07:43 AM
324+230 =

????????????????


Can any of the W/Israel supporters get that right without a calculator???

ClayWhit's brilliant answer is 544....

LOL!!!

Donger
02-25-2011, 07:44 AM
No interest, thanks...

Okay, well I'll give you a better discount if you change your mind.

Now, which side does your Jewish blood come from? Mom? Dad? Both?

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 07:45 AM
when you combine Tom and LaFairyis you get 554.


EDIT!!!!!!!!!!!

:thumb:

Count Zarth
02-25-2011, 07:45 AM
324+230 =

????????????????


Can any of the W/Israel supporters get that right without a calculator???

ClayWhit's brilliant answer is 544....

LOL!!!

You've got the wrong guy.

Phil is your mathtard.

Donger
02-25-2011, 07:46 AM
324+230 =

????????????????


Can any of the W/Israel supporters get that right without a calculator???

ClayWhit's brilliant answer is 544....

LOL!!!

Are you really going to begrudge him a simple addition error? You who believes in Global Warming Denying?

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 07:54 AM
Are you really going to begrudge him a simple addition error? You who believes in Global Warming Denying?



I must worship a false god then, unlike you...

You believe in (The FRAUD of) Global (non) Warming, because the silver in your pocket wants you to..


I check the DATA, and noticed that Earth temp data shows precisely


1. NO WARMING in the ATMOSPHERE according to the two and only two highly correlated measures we have of the atmosphere, ruling out any minor atmospheric gas concentration change as a cause of "warming" since there is no warming where the gas is...
2. NO WARMING in the OCEANS
3. NO NET ICE MELT
4. NO RISE on Cane Activity
5. NO RISE in OCEAN Levels
6. NO Warming on the surface of Antarctica and Siberia... no cities there


I also noticed that 97% of the planet's ice is on two pieces of land, Antarctica (90%) and Greenland (7%), because the definition of an "ice age" is wrong. An "ice age" doesn't include oceans... just land...


Meanwhile, some blasphemers in Britain took Lord Gore to court, and kicked his ass, and Lord Gore was too chicken to appeal...


http://www.canada.com/topics/news/story.html?id=50e42b47-ca21-47c1-bbb1-caf456348677


"While Judge Michael Burton declined to ban the movie outright, he did order the government to rewrite its guidelines to highlight the movie's falsehoods.

These were identified in court as follows:

Gore's claim: A retreating glacier on Mount Kilimanjaro in Tanzania is evidence of global warming.

Finding: The government's expert witness conceded this was not correct.

Gore: Ice core samples prove that rising levels of carbon dioxide have caused temperature increases.

Finding: Rises in carbon dioxide actually lagged behind temperature increases by 800-2000 years. - (CO2 never caused any warming in the past either...)

Gore: Global warming triggered Hurricane Katrina, devastating New Orleans.

Finding: The government's expert accepted it was "not possible" to attribute one-off events to global warming.

Gore: Global warming is causing Africa's Lake Chad to dry up.

Finding: The government's expert accepted that this was not the case.

Gore: Polar bears had drowned due to disappearing Arctic ice.

Finding: Only four polar bears drowned, due to a particularly violent storm.

Gore: Global warming could stop the Gulf Stream, plunging Europe into a new ice age.

Finding: A scientific impossibility.

Gore: Species losses, including coral reef bleaching, are the result of global warming.

Finding: No evidence to support the claim.

Gore: Melting ice in Greenland could cause sea levels to rise dangerously.

Finding: Greenland ice will not melt for millennia.

Gore: Ice cover in Antarctica is melting.

Finding: It is, in fact, increasing."

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 07:56 AM
You've got the wrong guy.

Phil is your mathtard.


Sorry, ClayWhit. I got the wrong guy there...

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 07:56 AM
I must worship a false god then, unlike you...

You believe in (The FRAUD of) Global (non) Warming, because the silver in your pocket wants you to..


I check the DATA, and noticed that Earth temp data shows precisely


1. NO WARMING in the ATMOSPHERE according to the two and only two highly correlated measures we have of the atmosphere, ruling out any minor atmospheric gas concentration change as a cause of "warming" since there is no warming where the gas is...
2. NO WARMING in the OCEANS
3. NO NET ICE MELT
4. NO RISE on Cane Activity
5. NO RISE in OCEAN Levels
6. NO Warming on the surface of Antarctica and Siberia... no cities there


I also noticed that 97% of the planet's ice is on two pieces of land, Antarctica (90%) and Greenland (7%), because the definition of an "ice age" is wrong. An "ice age" doesn't include oceans... just land...


Meanwhile, some blasphemers in Britain took Lord Gore to court, and kicked his ass, and Lord Gore was too chicken to appeal...


http://www.canada.com/topics/news/story.html?id=50e42b47-ca21-47c1-bbb1-caf456348677


"While Judge Michael Burton declined to ban the movie outright, he did order the government to rewrite its guidelines to highlight the movie's falsehoods.

These were identified in court as follows:

Gore's claim: A retreating glacier on Mount Kilimanjaro in Tanzania is evidence of global warming.

Finding: The government's expert witness conceded this was not correct.

Gore: Ice core samples prove that rising levels of carbon dioxide have caused temperature increases.

Finding: Rises in carbon dioxide actually lagged behind temperature increases by 800-2000 years. - (CO2 never caused any warming in the past either...)

Gore: Global warming triggered Hurricane Katrina, devastating New Orleans.

Finding: The government's expert accepted it was "not possible" to attribute one-off events to global warming.

Gore: Global warming is causing Africa's Lake Chad to dry up.

Finding: The government's expert accepted that this was not the case.

Gore: Polar bears had drowned due to disappearing Arctic ice.

Finding: Only four polar bears drowned, due to a particularly violent storm.

Gore: Global warming could stop the Gulf Stream, plunging Europe into a new ice age.

Finding: A scientific impossibility.

Gore: Species losses, including coral reef bleaching, are the result of global warming.

Finding: No evidence to support the claim.

Gore: Melting ice in Greenland could cause sea levels to rise dangerously.

Finding: Greenland ice will not melt for millennia.

Gore: Ice cover in Antarctica is melting.

Finding: It is, in fact, increasing."
you stupid Jew hating NANCY BOY Hitler wanna be

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 07:57 AM
A "nancy boy" for outing Algore's FRAUD.

Any clue whether Nancy herself supports Algore's FRAUD...


or do you have to ask your pastor first...

Donger
02-25-2011, 07:58 AM
Okay, maybe you are correct on Global Warming, but I still don't think that the Jews were behind 9/11

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 07:59 AM
A "nancy boy" for outing Algore's FRAUD.

Any clue whether Nancy herself supports Algore's FRAUD...


or do you have to ask your pastor first...

Stupid Jew hating NANCY BOY Hitler wanna be

Count Zarth
02-25-2011, 08:00 AM
Was Phil trying to say LaDoofus is another Tom smurf?

DaFace
02-25-2011, 08:03 AM
LD...this is your warning. Stop or be banned. Take your pick. You have 20 minutes to decide.
Posted via Mobile Device

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 08:04 AM
Okay, maybe you are correct on Global Warming, but I still don't think that the Jews were behind 9/11


I have never said they were. I have always been outraged that W didn't go after those behind 911, Al Qaeda led by Osama Bin Laden, instead made them "not a priority" because of this...


http://www.prospect.org/cs/articles?articleId=11539



""The Iranians said we don't like al-Qaeda any better than you, and we have assets in Afghanistan that could be useful," Leverett recalls."



useful assuming W wanted OBL, AQ, and Taliban DEAD, which his treasonous rear did NOT...



"Vice President Dick Cheney and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld led the neoconservative push for regime change. But it was Douglas Feith, the abrasive and aggressively pro-Israel undersecretary of defense for policy, who was responsible for developing the details of the policy. Feith had two staff members, Larry Franklin and Harold Rhode, who spoke Farsi, and a third, William Luti, whom one former U.S. official recalls being "downright irrational" on anything having to do with Iran."



"But Feith's staff came up with their own revised version of the draft, which turned into a policy of regime change,"



W was going to sell out our troops in Iran too, but decidered against that when some American with an IQ over 40 explained to him that if he did that with US troops in Iraq, the US would be at war with Iran, and 60% of Iraq...


so the "regime change" Feith and others wanted in Iran took a different turn, as moderate Rafsanjani, who was trying to off those behind 911, lost in 2005 to Ahmadinejad...

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 08:05 AM
I have never said they were. I have always been outraged that W didn't go after those behind 911, Al Qaeda led by Osama Bin Laden, instead made them "not a priority" because of this...


http://www.prospect.org/cs/articles?articleId=11539



""The Iranians said we don't like al-Qaeda any better than you, and we have assets in Afghanistan that could be useful," Leverett recalls."



useful assuming W wanted OBL, AQ, and Taliban DEAD, which his treasonous rear did NOT...



"Vice President Dick Cheney and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld led the neoconservative push for regime change. But it was Douglas Feith, the abrasive and aggressively pro-Israel undersecretary of defense for policy, who was responsible for developing the details of the policy. Feith had two staff members, Larry Franklin and Harold Rhode, who spoke Farsi, and a third, William Luti, whom one former U.S. official recalls being "downright irrational" on anything having to do with Iran."



"But Feith's staff came up with their own revised version of the draft, which turned into a policy of regime change,"



W was going to sell out our troops in Iran too, but decidered against that when some American with an IQ over 40 explained to him that if he did that with US troops in Iraq, the US would be at war with Iran, and 60% of Iraq...


so the "regime change" Feith and others wanted in Iran took a different turn, as moderate Rafsanjani, who was trying to off those behind 911, lost in 2005 to Ahmadinejad...

Stupid BANNED Jew hating NANCY BOY Hitler wanna be

Donger
02-25-2011, 08:06 AM
I have never said they were. I have always been outraged that W didn't go after those behind 911, Al Qaeda led by Osama Bin Laden, instead made them "not a priority" because of this...


http://www.prospect.org/cs/articles?articleId=11539



""The Iranians said we don't like al-Qaeda any better than you, and we have assets in Afghanistan that could be useful," Leverett recalls."



useful assuming W wanted OBL, AQ, and Taliban DEAD, which his treasonous rear did NOT...



"Vice President Dick Cheney and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld led the neoconservative push for regime change. But it was Douglas Feith, the abrasive and aggressively pro-Israel undersecretary of defense for policy, who was responsible for developing the details of the policy. Feith had two staff members, Larry Franklin and Harold Rhode, who spoke Farsi, and a third, William Luti, whom one former U.S. official recalls being "downright irrational" on anything having to do with Iran."



"But Feith's staff came up with their own revised version of the draft, which turned into a policy of regime change,"



W was going to sell out our troops in Iran too, but decidered against that when some American with an IQ over 40 explained to him that if he did that with US troops in Iraq, the US would be at war with Iran, and 60% of Iraq...


so the "regime change" Feith and others wanted in Iran took a different turn, as moderate Rafsanjani, who was trying to off those behind 911, lost in 2005 to Ahmadinejad...

You are so unaware:

http://www.antiwar.com/justin/j030802.html

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 08:06 AM
LD...this is your warning. Stop or be banned. Take your pick. You have 20 minutes to decide.
Posted via Mobile Device


Just two questions.

When I post non-politics here in the Lounge, and people attack me politically, why do you, the board censor, allow the attack but not my response???

Are you the treasonous coward who banned the poster TFG?

Phobia
02-25-2011, 08:07 AM
Was Phil trying to say LaDoofus is another Tom smurf?

1. You knew this thread would out Tom somehow.
2. Have you ever known any other single person to be so over-the-top full-on retard about politics?

I've been saying the idiot was Tom for a week. He's doing a good job of mixing it up this time though.

dirk digler
02-25-2011, 08:08 AM
Just two questions.

When I post non-politics here in the Lounge, and people attack me politically, why do you, the board censor, allow the attack but not my response???

Are you the treasonous coward who banned the poster TFG?

LMAO See ya

Superturtle
02-25-2011, 08:08 AM
Just two questions.

When I post non-politics here in the Lounge, and people attack me politically, why do you, the board censor, allow the attack but not my response???

Are you the treasonous coward who banned the poster TFG?
Because no one likes you?

Donger
02-25-2011, 08:09 AM
Just two questions.

When I post non-politics here in the Lounge, and people attack me politically, why do you, the board censor, allow the attack but not my response???

Are you the treasonous coward who banned the poster TFG?

I thought TFG was banned for using the term "white n*gger"?

dirk digler
02-25-2011, 08:09 AM
1. You knew this thread would out Tom somehow.
2. Have you ever known any other single person to be so over-the-top full-on retard about politics?

I've been saying the idiot was Tom for a week. He's doing a good job of mixing it up this time though.

It is not Tom it is the poster formally known as TFG

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 08:09 AM
1. You knew this thread would out Tom somehow.
2. Have you ever known any other single person to be so over-the-top full-on retard about politics?

I've been saying the idiot was Tom for a week. He's doing a good job of mixing it up this time though.


You can refute my points in DC, if you were able to, which you aren't...

So instead you attack me in another forum and with full knowledge that the "mods" will allow your attack and censor my response...

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 08:09 AM
It is not Tom it is the poster formally known as TFG

this

Donger
02-25-2011, 08:10 AM
No way LaDairis is TC.

Phobia
02-25-2011, 08:10 AM
Just two questions.

When I post non-politics here in the Lounge, and people attack me politically, why do you, the board censor, allow the attack but not my response???

Are you the treasonous coward who banned the poster TFG?

You're smart.

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 08:10 AM
Because no one likes you?




Certainly the enemies of the United States of America do not like me...

Count Zarth
02-25-2011, 08:10 AM
LD...this is your warning. Stop or be banned. Take your pick. You have 20 minutes to decide.
Posted via Mobile Device


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Phobia
02-25-2011, 08:11 AM
It is not Tom it is the poster formally known as TFG

Who is TFG?

Bwana
02-25-2011, 08:12 AM
Just two questions.

When I post non-politics here in the Lounge, and people attack me politically, why do you, the board censor, allow the attack but not my response???

Are you the treasonous coward who banned the poster TFG?

GET THE FUCK OUT, Douche bag. :shake:

Donger
02-25-2011, 08:12 AM
Who is TFG?

Just some Jew that got banned and came back as LaDairis.

MOhillbilly
02-25-2011, 08:12 AM
I thought TFG was banned for using the term "white n*gger"?

lol, its Ninger.

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 08:12 AM
Another brilliant poster who understood the English language and had the ability to notice and understand scientific raw data...

dirk digler
02-25-2011, 08:12 AM
Who is TFG?

Poster who was banned about a year ago for spewing the exact same things that this douchebag does.

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 08:12 AM
GET THE **** OUT, Douche bag. :shake:



Wow, we are full of courage today in The Lounge...

Frazod
02-25-2011, 08:13 AM
Just two questions.

When I post non-politics here in the Lounge, and people attack me politically, why do you, the board censor, allow the attack but not my response???

Are you the treasonous coward who banned the poster TFG?

I really don't think you need to wait 20 minutes, DaFace. This idiot has been, is, and will always be incapable of learning.

Flush, please.

LaDairis
02-25-2011, 08:13 AM
I didn't ban you, DaFace did...

LOL!!!

Donger
02-25-2011, 08:14 AM
Wow, we are full of courage today in The Lounge...

Just like the courage that Israel shows in the face of aggressive and implacable enemies.

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 08:14 AM
I didn't ban you, DaFace did...

LOL!!!

That makes no sense you Stupid Jew hating NANCY BOY Hitler wanna be

dirk digler
02-25-2011, 08:15 AM
This is a good case for supporter intervention

DaFace
02-25-2011, 08:15 AM
I really don't think you need to wait 20 minutes, DaFace. This idiot has been, is, and will always be incapable of learning.

Flush, please.

It's hard to do from a phone.
Posted via Mobile Device

Frazod
02-25-2011, 08:15 AM
That makes no sense you Stupid Jew hating NANCY BOY Hitler wanna be

He thinks I run the board and everything bad that happens to him is my fault.

Apparently Kyle works for me. And I'm Jewish. :D

Count Zarth
02-25-2011, 08:16 AM
LaDipshit should be our sacrificial DOUCHE!

Bwana
02-25-2011, 08:16 AM
Wow, we are full of courage today in The Lounge...

In the Lounge? ROFL Dude, you are nothing more and a shit slinger and a waste of board space, in a word, you are a TROLL.

http://www.timewarp-toys.com/troll.jpg

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 08:16 AM
He thinks I run the board and everything bad that happens to him is my fault.

Apparently Kyle works for me. And I'm Jewish. :D

ROFL

Frazod
02-25-2011, 08:17 AM
It's hard to do from a phone.
Posted via Mobile Device

There's an App for that!

Donger
02-25-2011, 08:17 AM
He thinks I run the board and everything bad that happens to him is my fault.

Apparently Kyle works for me. And I'm Jewish. :D

And he thinks that Tampa is in north Florida. That kills me.

SNR
02-25-2011, 08:17 AM
I've got an idea.

LaDairis = Tom after being kicked in the head by a donkey

Superturtle
02-25-2011, 08:19 AM
I've got an idea.

LaDairis = Tom after being kicked in the head by a donkey
Donkey needs to kick him again

Frazod
02-25-2011, 08:24 AM
Looks like the flush is complete.

Adios nutjob!

Donger
02-25-2011, 08:27 AM
I think we should give him another chance.

Bwana
02-25-2011, 08:29 AM
Looks like the flush is complete.

Adios nutjob!

Indeed, Ba-bye, Troll.

http://www.wilsoninfo.com/halloweenclipart/skeleton-walk-21.gif

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 08:29 AM
I think we should give him another chance.
It will be back under another name

loochy
02-25-2011, 08:30 AM
ha ha.

Count Zarth
02-25-2011, 08:33 AM
Indeed, Ba-bye, Troll.

http://www.wilsoninfo.com/halloweenclipart/skeleton-walk-21.gif

http://gifarchive.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/robo1.gif?w=510

Superturtle
02-25-2011, 08:36 AM
http://gifarchive.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/robo1.gif?w=510
What the hell?

DaFace
02-25-2011, 08:36 AM
Heh...interestingly, that wasn't me.

dirk digler
02-25-2011, 08:37 AM
I think we should give him another chance.

lol

SNR
02-25-2011, 08:38 AM
I think we should give him another chance.I've got a lot of opinions that I hold with conviction, but you don't see me spamming the board with them just because somebody makes fun of me.

Donger
02-25-2011, 08:43 AM
Heh...interestingly, that wasn't me.

Frazod banned him, eh?

Frazod
02-25-2011, 08:56 AM
Frazod banned him, eh?

Yes, I'm just evil like that. :evil:

Frazod
02-25-2011, 08:57 AM
What the hell?

What, you've never seen Robocop? :spock:

the Talking Can
02-25-2011, 09:08 AM
so is LaDouche the Douche Awards equivalent of Kanye rushing the stage and grabbing the mic when that thin-mint bitch won an award?


except he's douche-ily rushing the stage to pronounce himself the rightful Douche of all Douches?

KCFalcon59
02-25-2011, 09:10 AM
I am an American who does something other than parrot the treasonous lies of a sub human sold out Zionist funded pastor pushing the US to use the US military to wipe out all of Israel's enemies who had nothing to do with 911 so that said sub human sold out Zionist funded pastor can get ever more Iscariot silver in his pocket.

Indeed, any rational discussion of what Hitler supported would reveal that you and your pastor and "kinswervitv" big spending socializing W were much closer to what Hitler supported than me...


Indeed, that would require a fact oriented debate, the type you always try to interrupt, whether than be by spamming the DC section like you just did, or injected politics in the Lounge, knowing full well that the "mods" are only against pro American views in the Lounge, while 100% for treason against the US in the Lounge, like IRAQ...

How in the hell did this douche not win? :shake:

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 09:12 AM
How in the hell did this douche not win? :shake:
Cause its not human. Its a brain washed machine IMO.

vailpass
02-25-2011, 09:21 AM
I'm not usually in favor of bans but if I was ever going to vote in favor of one it would be LaDreidel.

Frazod
02-25-2011, 09:29 AM
How in the hell did this douche not win? :shake:

Frankly, he's so completely insane that it's almost unfair to hold his behavior against him.

Almost.

Pestilence
02-25-2011, 09:30 AM
Talks at you. Doesn't listen. Everything is always everybody else's fault but his. Facts all screwy. Cites ridiculous sources. He was the one who jumped down my throat because I used the term "Cali". He said it was a negative nickname for California and that I was doing it on purpose to offend him. That's just the tip of the iceberg. I won't even get into the stuff that really pissed me off.

That was an awesome thread.

chiefsnorth
02-25-2011, 09:36 AM
How in the hell did this douche not win? :shake:

He is certainly a MISERABLE USER

gblowfish
02-25-2011, 09:37 AM
Bravo!
Norman Einstein IS Lord Douchebag for 2011!

Frazod
02-25-2011, 09:38 AM
Sadly, it appears that Norman does not want to play along with us - he's changed his avatar back and deleted all his congratulatory visitor messages from his profile page.

What a douche! :D

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 09:47 AM
Sadly, it appears that Norman does not want to play along with us - he's changed his avatar back and deleted all his congratulatory visitor messages from his profile page.

What a douche! :D

Haha. What a douche move.

Pestilence
02-25-2011, 09:47 AM
Sadly, it appears that Norman does not want to play along with us - he's changed his avatar back and deleted all his congratulatory visitor messages from his profile page.

What a douche! :D

I think a MOD needs to change it back and take away his rights to change his avatar.

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 09:48 AM
You know what, I think I just realized who he is from a previous mult, and a confrontation, and that little bitch is a douche. Fuck that dude. Glad he won. Permma changed his ava some mod.

milkman
02-25-2011, 09:50 AM
I think a MOD needs to change it back and take away his rights to change his avatar.

How about ading a pic of the trophy with his name etched into it in the pictures that rotate at the top right of the planet.

Replace it each year with the new winner.

Sannyasi
02-25-2011, 09:53 AM
Finally, proof that democracy does work.

DaFace
02-25-2011, 09:53 AM
I think a MOD needs to change it back and take away his rights to change his avatar.

There is no such setting. You can take away avatar privs, but you can't take away the ability to change it.

gblowfish
02-25-2011, 09:56 AM
Heh... this board cracks me up sometimes.

Think the Orange Mane or Patriot Planet has a douche tourney?

Come to think of it, on the Mane you'd have a contest to pick one guy who's NOT a douche!

the Talking Can
02-25-2011, 09:58 AM
How about ading a pic of the trophy with his name etched into it in the pictures that rotate at the top right of the planet.

Replace it each year with the new winner.

me likey....

SNR
02-25-2011, 10:00 AM
How in the hell did this douche not win? :shake:Indeed /Ladouche

Sannyasi
02-25-2011, 10:00 AM
Heh... this board cracks me up sometimes.

Think the Orange Mane or Patriot Planet has a douche tourney?

Come to think of it, on the Mane you'd have a contest to pick one guy who's NOT a douche!

I think that tourney could run over here just as easily

SNR
02-25-2011, 10:02 AM
Heh... this board cracks me up sometimes.

Think the Orange Mane or Patriot Planet has a douche tourney?

Come to think of it, on the Mane you'd have a contest to pick one guy who's NOT a douche!Never trust douches to select someone who's not a douche. They'll just pick an even bigger douche because they're a bunch of douches

Phobia
02-25-2011, 10:04 AM
I think that tourney could run over here just as easily

SNR would win.

LocoChiefsFan
02-25-2011, 10:04 AM
http://www.chaobell.net/newgallery/d/457-1/doritos-wtf.jpg
Just finished reading all that crap. What a psycho!!

SNR
02-25-2011, 10:10 AM
SNR would win.
http://i665.photobucket.com/albums/vv16/izzi6/Star%20Trek%20Gifs/Data-dice.gif

Mr. Plow
02-25-2011, 10:11 AM
There is no such setting. You can take away avatar privs, but you can't take away the ability to change it.


Just make it a message like everyone gets for their birthday? Pops up on the top of the screen and stays there all day....just make it stay for the year and say "Congrats Norman Einstein on being the 2011 DOUCHE OF THE YEAR".

Phobia
02-25-2011, 10:11 AM
http://i665.photobucket.com/albums/vv16/izzi6/Star%20Trek%20Gifs/Data-dice.gif

Oh wait, I forgot about the toking Indian.

Phobia
02-25-2011, 10:12 AM
Just make it a message like everyone gets for their birthday? Pops up on the top of the screen and stays there all day....just make it stay for the year and say "Congrats Norman Einstein on being the 2011 DOUCHE OF THE YEAR".

Heh. That's all embedded code. There's no "just" doing that.

Mr. Plow
02-25-2011, 10:13 AM
Heh. That's all embedded code. There's no "just" doing that.


Sure there is....as long as I'm not the one doing it I can just say "Hey, do this".

SNR
02-25-2011, 10:17 AM
Oh wait, I forgot about the toking Indian.That's bullshit, man. We're talking about the award of a lifetime and here you are trying to keep me down.

Phobia
02-25-2011, 10:21 AM
That's bullshit, man. We're talking about the award of a lifetime and here you are trying to keep me down.

What did you expect? That's why I'm not nominated to compete for it.

Pawnmower
02-25-2011, 10:45 AM
So who gets the Dyslexic of The Year award for misspelling Vagisil?

Is that some kind of intentional misspelling like 'You're and idiot' or is someone actually that big of an idiot?

MOhillbilly
02-25-2011, 10:49 AM
LaDipshit should be our sacrificial DOUCHE!

Heavy lies the crown huh ?

milkman
02-25-2011, 10:50 AM
So who gets the Dyslexic of The Year award for misspelling Vagisil?

Is that some kind of intentional misspelling like 'You're and idiot' or is someone actually that big of an idiot?

It's "Your and idiot".

Dumbass.

Pestilence
02-25-2011, 10:59 AM
So who gets the Dyslexic of The Year award for misspelling Vagisil?

Is that some kind of intentional misspelling like 'You're and idiot' or is someone actually that big of an idiot?

Pretty sure that spelling it Vasingil isn't being dyslexic.

teedubya
02-25-2011, 11:03 AM
Im pretty sure LaDariass was mad he wasn't the Douche of the Year.

Frazod
02-25-2011, 11:07 AM
So who gets the Dyslexic of The Year award for misspelling Vagisil?

Is that some kind of intentional misspelling like 'You're and idiot' or is someone actually that big of an idiot?

That one's on me. Douche brand name spelling FAIL. :sulk:

ChiTown
02-25-2011, 11:11 AM
so is LaDouche the Douche Awards equivalent of Kanye rushing the stage and grabbing the mic when that thin-mint bitch won an award?


except he's douche-ily rushing the stage to pronounce himself the rightful Douche of all Douches?

:LOL:

Frazod
02-25-2011, 12:23 PM
Tom apparently thinks I have super powers as well; the poll was a fake and I'm responsible for everything that happened! Here's the latest love bomb he left on my profile page:

Considering the source and dishonesty of the person running the poll (if there was one) I just consider the source. In the end, you are a loser and most likely the biggest douche bag of all time.

Yes, Tom. All those people who voted for you over and over again - they're all either mults or on my payroll. ROFL

Superturtle
02-25-2011, 12:25 PM
Lol you were trying to get wickedson to win.

gblowfish
02-25-2011, 12:27 PM
Tom apparently thinks I have super powers as well; the poll was a fake and I'm responsible for everything that happened! Here's the latest love bomb he left on my profile page:



Yes, Tom. All those people who voted for you over and over again - they're all either mults or on my payroll. ROFL

This is a Norman Einstein douchebag encore! I'm standing with my bic lighter burning now! MORE!!!! MORE!!!!! WHOOOOOO!!!!

Frazod
02-25-2011, 12:27 PM
Lol you were trying to get wickedson to win.

Yeah, no shit. He was my No. 1 Douche. Blew my brackets all to hell when he didn't make it out of the Sweet 16. :grr:

Although I'm sure if I'd started these polls early in the morning instead of late at night, Wickedson would have advanced at least one more round. People had already voted by the time he went off on his douchy tangent.

Pestilence
02-25-2011, 12:30 PM
Tom apparently thinks I have super powers as well; the poll was a fake and I'm responsible for everything that happened! Here's the latest love bomb he left on my profile page:



Yes, Tom. All those people who voted for you over and over again - they're all either mults or on my payroll. ROFL

When can I expect my check?

Frazod
02-25-2011, 12:31 PM
When can I expect my check?

You're just one of my mults. No check for you!

Mr. Plow
02-25-2011, 12:33 PM
When can I expect my check?

Me as well. I want my $20 check mailed to me asap.

Frazod
02-25-2011, 12:36 PM
Me as well. I want my $20 check mailed to me asap.

Are you still at:

P.O. Box 3
Beaker, KS?

blaise
02-25-2011, 12:42 PM
So, was Ladairis banned again?

Gonzo
02-25-2011, 12:46 PM
So, was Ladairis banned again?

It looks like it. I tell you what, mods.
If its a perma-ban, I'll donate to CP.
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Donger
02-25-2011, 12:48 PM
So, was Ladairis banned again?

The Iscariot Silver flowed freely and the deed was done.

Mr. Plow
02-25-2011, 12:50 PM
Are you still at:

P.O. Box 3
Beaker, KS?


No, I moved a box over. PO Box 4.

blaise
02-25-2011, 12:52 PM
It looks like it. I tell you what, mods.
If its a perma-ban, I'll donate to CP.
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He was the worst. It was going to a website without a pop-up blocker and having nonsense flood your screen.

ChiTown
02-25-2011, 12:55 PM
He was the worst. It was going to a website without a pop-up blocker and having nonsense flood your screen.

:thumb:

Giant fkn dbag. If he's gone, God bless ya, Mod's

Frazod
02-25-2011, 01:12 PM
No, I moved a box over. PO Box 4.

Congrats. I know you've had your eye on that double-wide for a long time. :D

mnchiefsguy
02-25-2011, 01:20 PM
So, was Ladairis banned again?

What did he finally say that put him over the top?

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 01:31 PM
What did he finally say that put him over the top?
IT/ started ranting on this thread about how the jews are responsible for everything bad that ever happened in the world from the begging of time.
& anyone that doesn't believe it. Is a sub human.
What a fricken puke. Could not be happier. The brained washed Ladouche bag is gone

mnchiefsguy
02-25-2011, 01:32 PM
IT/ started ranting on this thread about how the jews are responsible for everything bad that ever happened in the world from the begging of time.
& anyone that doesn't believe it. is a sub human.
What a fricken puke. Could not be happier. The brained washed Ladouche bag is gone

He had been doing that for awhile, so I thought maybe he had gone more off the deep end than he already was. Glad he is gone....no more USS Liberty references!

Mr. Plow
02-25-2011, 01:39 PM
Congrats. I know you've had your eye on that double-wide for a long time. :D


It's nice, and now we're one box closer to the outhouse. Fingers crossed, in another 5 years we'll be able to move into the nicer area.....boxes 5-10.

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 01:39 PM
YUP. it/ could not carry on a debate with out throwing the USS Liberty in to it.
At some point in time . IT. had to have ties to NAZI"S of America. That kind of hatred only comes from 2 places that I know of. NOA or the KKK. & both are a complete & total embarrassment to Flag & country IMO.

Frazod
02-25-2011, 01:49 PM
It's nice, and now we're one box closer to the outhouse. Fingers crossed, in another 5 years we'll be able to move into the nicer area.....boxes 5-10.

LMAO

The check is in the mail!

LiveSteam
02-25-2011, 02:00 PM
Send a old Sears catalog for the out house

Phobia
02-25-2011, 02:13 PM
Tom apparently thinks I have super powers as well; the poll was a fake and I'm responsible for everything that happened! Here's the latest love bomb he left on my profile page:



Yes, Tom. All those people who voted for you over and over again - they're all either mults or on my payroll. ROFL

Yeah, he snotted on my rep wall too. I didn't even finish reading it.

BIG_DADDY
02-25-2011, 02:13 PM
Pretty funny video

Frazod
02-25-2011, 02:24 PM
Yeah, he snotted on my rep wall too. I didn't even finish reading it.

The funny thing is he deletes my messages as soon as he sees them. I generally leave his up - nothing but giant YES I REALLY AM A GIANT DOUCHE advertising. Since he can't send me shitty PMs, either that or rep comments are his only options.

Jethopper
02-25-2011, 02:38 PM
I must worship a false god then, unlike you...

You believe in (The FRAUD of) Global (non) Warming, because the silver in your pocket wants you to..


I check the DATA, and noticed that Earth temp data shows precisely


1. NO WARMING in the ATMOSPHERE according to the two and only two highly correlated measures we have of the atmosphere, ruling out any minor atmospheric gas concentration change as a cause of "warming" since there is no warming where the gas is...
2. NO WARMING in the OCEANS
3. NO NET ICE MELT
4. NO RISE on Cane Activity
5. NO RISE in OCEAN Levels
6. NO Warming on the surface of Antarctica and Siberia... no cities there


I also noticed that 97% of the planet's ice is on two pieces of land, Antarctica (90%) and Greenland (7%), because the definition of an "ice age" is wrong. An "ice age" doesn't include oceans... just land...


Meanwhile, some blasphemers in Britain took Lord Gore to court, and kicked his ass, and Lord Gore was too chicken to appeal...


http://www.canada.com/topics/news/story.html?id=50e42b47-ca21-47c1-bbb1-caf456348677


"While Judge Michael Burton declined to ban the movie outright, he did order the government to rewrite its guidelines to highlight the movie's falsehoods.

These were identified in court as follows:

Gore's claim: A retreating glacier on Mount Kilimanjaro in Tanzania is evidence of global warming.

Finding: The government's expert witness conceded this was not correct.

Gore: Ice core samples prove that rising levels of carbon dioxide have caused temperature increases.

Finding: Rises in carbon dioxide actually lagged behind temperature increases by 800-2000 years. - (CO2 never caused any warming in the past either...)

Gore: Global warming triggered Hurricane Katrina, devastating New Orleans.

Finding: The government's expert accepted it was "not possible" to attribute one-off events to global warming.

Gore: Global warming is causing Africa's Lake Chad to dry up.

Finding: The government's expert accepted that this was not the case.

Gore: Polar bears had drowned due to disappearing Arctic ice.

Finding: Only four polar bears drowned, due to a particularly violent storm.

Gore: Global warming could stop the Gulf Stream, plunging Europe into a new ice age.

Finding: A scientific impossibility.

Gore: Species losses, including coral reef bleaching, are the result of global warming.

Finding: No evidence to support the claim.

Gore: Melting ice in Greenland could cause sea levels to rise dangerously.

Finding: Greenland ice will not melt for millennia.

Gore: Ice cover in Antarctica is melting.

Finding: It is, in fact, increasing."

Just because you use one (clearly bias) source it doesn't make you correct. Here ill show you.

Current Sea Level Rise has occurred at a mean rate of 1.8 mm per year for the past century,[1][2] and more recently, during the satellite altimetry era of sea level measurement, at rates in the range of 2.9-3.4 +/- .04.

(BTW, I can tell you have never fought in the armed services the way you ramble on about who is or isn't american. I've seen your type before. You fight for ideals from behind a keyboard and with your buddies at the local wafflehouse. But what have you ever really done. Nothing. You want to talk about facts? You can call me unamerican all you want, but I fought for my country. Since certain levels of "americans" exist, does this makes me "more american" than you? To be american do I have to have a belief system that fundamentally reflects your "one right way" views? If I don't believe anything you say, am I still an american? Why would a pussy like you get to decide who is or isn't american? I'll answer these, you are the 8th grader claiming to be a car expert without having ever driven one. Stfu.)

Jethopper
02-25-2011, 02:41 PM
damn you guys banned him before i could get a piece = (

Donger
02-25-2011, 02:45 PM
Just because you use one (clearly bias) source it doesn't make you correct. Here ill show you.

Current Sea Level Rise has occurred at a mean rate of 1.8 mm per year for the past century,[1][2] and more recently, during the satellite altimetry era of sea level measurement, at rates in the range of 2.9-3.4 +/- .04.

(BTW, I can tell you have never fought in the armed services the way you ramble on about who is or isn't american. I've seen your type before. You fight for ideals from behind a keyboard and with your buddies at the local wafflehouse. But what have you ever really done. Nothing. You want to talk about facts? You can call me unamerican all you want, but I fought for my country. Since certain levels of "americans" exist, does this makes me "more american" than you? To be american do I have to have a belief system that fundamentally reflects your "one right way" views? If I don't believe anything you say, am I still an american? Why would a pussy like you get to decide who is or isn't american? I'll answer these, you are the 8th grader claiming to be a car expert without having ever driven one. Stfu.)

"He's dead, Jim."

http://trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/hesdeadjim.jpg

Ugly Duck
02-25-2011, 03:06 PM
damn you guys banned him before i could get a piece = (

Wow... have you ever seen one get so jealous after being passed over for an award? Heck, it was only a Douche of the Year award on an NFL BB. And there's always next year....

ChiefsCountry
02-25-2011, 03:09 PM
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ChiefsCountry
02-25-2011, 03:09 PM
It won't let you embed but Clay could have a field day with this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0PwqvwyG54

CoMoChief
02-25-2011, 03:17 PM
i dont care if I was in the running for this....... the 45 sec mark had me in tears.

the Talking Can
02-25-2011, 03:35 PM
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Gonzo
02-25-2011, 04:12 PM
i dont care if I was in the running for this....... the 45 sec mark had me in tears.
CoMo, while you have an occasional annoying quality about some of your posts, this awaerd was just not for you. I may be amongst the minority here but I really think you add a lot more positives than negatives here.
The proper person won this award, that ladarious (sp?) Guy should have been 2nd.
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Superturtle
02-25-2011, 04:14 PM
He really loves Frazod, doesnt he. His wall messages are hilarious.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-25-2011, 04:15 PM
So, are the last 200 or so posts worth reading?

Just Passin' By
02-25-2011, 04:17 PM
So, are the last 200 or so posts worth reading?

Let me sum it up.

Ladairis, however he spelled it, went all Adolph again and got banned. People rejoiced.


That's really about it. If you've seen ClayWhit's trophy presentation, you've seen all that matters.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-25-2011, 04:31 PM
Let me sum it up.

Ladairis, however he spelled it, went all Adolph again and got banned. People rejoiced.


That's really about it. If you've seen ClayWhit's trophy presentation, you've seen all that matters.
Ah, thanks. It's looking like KurtCobain's latest thread has more potential lolz at the moment anyway.

Rams Fan
02-25-2011, 05:04 PM
324+230 =

????????????????


Can any of the W/Israel supporters get that right without a calculator???

ClayWhit's brilliant answer is 544....

LOL!!!

Go die in an AIDS tree.

Rams Fan
02-25-2011, 05:11 PM
Another brilliant poster who understood the English language and had the ability to notice and understand scientific raw data...

Bullshit.



Are you the treasonous coward who banned the poster TFG?

Stop talking about yourself in 3rd person.

Yes, I know he's banned. But make fun of my religion and I'll open a can of whoop ass.

Gonzo
02-25-2011, 05:20 PM
Bullshit.



Stop talking about yourself in 3rd person.

Yes, I know he's banned. But make fun of my religion and I'll open a can of whoop ass.

I make fun of all religions, btw. Just for future reference.
That way you don't think I'm singling you out, brother.
Now, go get me some fucking motza-ball soup or I'll make a lampshade joke.
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Rams Fan
02-25-2011, 05:26 PM
I make fun of all religions, btw. Just for future reference.
That way you don't think I'm singling you out, brother.
Now, go get me some ****ing motza-ball soup or I'll make a lampshade joke.
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I can handle shit like that. It's shit like talking so badly like Jews like LaDairius did that I can't stand. You're doing it in a non serious way.

Frazod
02-25-2011, 05:53 PM
He really loves Frazod, doesnt he. His wall messages are hilarious.

Yeah, it just wouldn't be right to delete them. :D

Count Zarth
02-25-2011, 06:56 PM
See you in hell, Tom.

I honestly doubt that you gay little man.

I may not be perfect, but I have been forgiven.

In light of your belief you will have a long way to get to where I'm going.

ES&D

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-25-2011, 06:58 PM
So basically Tom thinks being "forgiven" is a free pass to act like a douche?

bevischief
02-25-2011, 07:05 PM
I make fun of all religions, btw. Just for future reference.
That way you don't think I'm singling you out, brother.
Now, go get me some ****ing motza-ball soup or I'll make a lampshade joke.
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Same here most people don't what to talk to me about religion most end up agreeing with me at the end of the debate. And no I will not do it online.

Frazod
02-25-2011, 07:22 PM
Remember, Tom doesn't act like a douche; douches act like Tom!

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-25-2011, 07:38 PM
Ok, I have a new visitor message, should I assume it's in regards to my last post in this thread?

Frazod
02-25-2011, 07:43 PM
Ok, I have a new visitor message, should I assume it's in regards to my last post in this thread?

Nope.

Tom seems to reserve his primary hatred for me, Phil and Clay. The rest of you - bah. Rank amateurs! :harumph:

Norman Einstein
02-25-2011, 07:45 PM
Nope.

Tom seems to reserve his primary hatred for me, Phil and Clay. The rest of you - bah. Rank amateurs! :harumph:

You think an awful lot of yourself; however, I do not hate you. I have zero respect for anything you stand for.

The fact that you hate me enough to rig a poll tells me all I need to know about what makes you tick.

Frazod
02-25-2011, 07:48 PM
You think an awful lot of yourself; however, I do not hate you. I have zero respect for anything you stand for.

The fact that you hate me enough to rig a poll tells me all I need to know about what makes you tick.

TOM! THANKS FOR FINALLY STOPPING BY!

Tell me something, Tom. You know I'm not a moderator. How on earth do you think I could have rigged this? Seriously. I mean, read through these threads - people here really despise you. Or do you think I conducted some clandestine campaign of to get people to vote for you AND rip on you in shitty posts?

the Talking Can
02-25-2011, 07:50 PM
You think an awful lot of yourself; however, I do not hate you. I have zero respect for anything you stand for.

The fact that you hate me enough to rig a poll tells me all I need to know about what makes you tick.


CONGRATS ON BEING KING DOUCHE BRO!

Frazod
02-25-2011, 07:54 PM
BTW, Tom, you really should take a moment to thank Clay for all his hard work on the trophy, avatar and victory video. I just asked him to create a trophy with a hot water bottle on top of a Lombardi, but he really ran with it.

C'mon, seriously. You should appreciate somebody expending that sort of effort on your behalf.

Personally, I think you owe to him to leave the avatar up, at least until you're unseated next February. It's something to be proud of!

dirk digler
02-25-2011, 08:01 PM
You think an awful lot of yourself; however, I do not hate you. I have zero respect for anything you stand for.

The fact that you hate me enough to rig a poll tells me all I need to know about what makes you tick.

Where you been Tom? Oh that's right you are a freaking miserable person.

I just want to congratulate you on your award you earned it. :thumb:

Frazod
02-25-2011, 08:18 PM
Here's a random sampling of posts from your many fans, none of whom are me. This is all from one page, BTW.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=241939

It will be the biggest win of his life. I do have about 20 neg reps from him. I used to get 4-5 a week.

I mean, if TC doesn't win this competition, than something is terribly wrong with the world.

P.S. His PMs are really creepy too.

Ummmm......not really. Mecca didn't disappear. He still posts....just not as much. And honestly....who the fuck cares.

Tom Cash is a douche to the millionth degree.

He threatened to sue me and also sue ChiefsPlanet because people were using his real name in the open forums. Uh - your username used to be Tom Cash, Tom.

Tom has lied directly to my face on multiple occasions. He gets my vote.

My favorite part of Norman's posting. When he loses an arguement, he ends his posts with "find God before he finds you".

That's when you know you've won. He tries to take the holier than thou approach. He usually follows that up with edit's of all the recent posts he's made to take out the vulgar insults and whatnot.

Gonzo
02-25-2011, 08:27 PM
Mods, can you verify that the poll was not rigged so he'll STFU and accept it?

Tom, the 5 steps of acceptance are:
Denial - "The poll was rigged! Everyone likes me!"
Anger - "Fraz, you cocksucker! You rigged the poll!"
Bargaining - "Maybe if I suck more cock, people will like me more and quit rigging polls!"
Depression - "Whaaaaaa! The poll was rigged and it makes me upset!"
Acceptance - "Well, the poll wasn't rigged after all. Might as well make a new mult."
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kstater
02-25-2011, 08:28 PM
Fucking badass, he's gonna fight it.

Phobia
02-25-2011, 08:38 PM
Mods, can you verify that the poll was not rigged so he'll STFU and accept it?

You could post surveillance video of the entire event and he's still whine. He's perfect in every way. Nothing he says bothers anybody.

DaFace
02-25-2011, 08:39 PM
Mods, can you verify that the poll was not rigged so he'll STFU and accept it?

Tom, the 5 steps of acceptance are:
Denial - "The poll was rigged! Everyone likes me!"
Anger - "Fraz, you cocksucker! You rigged the poll!"
Bargaining - "Maybe if I suck more cock, people will like me more and quit rigging polls!"
Depression - "Whaaaaaa! The poll was rigged and it makes me upset!"
Acceptance - "Well, the poll wasn't rigged after all. Might as well make a new mult."
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Could I? Sure. But he doesn't like me any more than frazod, so I'm not sure it would really make any difference.

(And the funny part is that I haven't even banned/UI'ed/miserable users'ed him under this current incarnation.)

SPchief
02-25-2011, 08:40 PM
****ing badass, he's gonna fight it.

Would you expect anything less from him?