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KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 04:17 PM
Joey is gay but he doesn't want you all to know.

I'll leave him alone now before he throws a temper tantrum. =)

Bugeater
02-25-2011, 04:17 PM
HoC.

Pestilence
02-25-2011, 04:18 PM
Tits or GTFO!

Donger
02-25-2011, 04:20 PM
Who is Joey?

Bump
02-25-2011, 04:21 PM
awesome

Mr. Laz
02-25-2011, 04:21 PM
This is Joey's wife and I thought I'd let you all know that I think my husband is gay. I'm pretty darn sure, at least.

Just a heads up.The other day he offered me 50 bucks if i would let him suck my dick.

i declined ... but it's safe to say, you're right.

3rd&48ers
02-25-2011, 04:22 PM
Just because a man wants to PIIYB does not make him gay.... Maybe Bi but not gay

Gonzo
02-25-2011, 04:23 PM
How did you find out? Did his dick taste like crap?

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 04:29 PM
I just was reading some of my husband's replies on here, and it was looking pretty grim. After reading some of his queer inbox messages to some of you, I think it's looking pretty clear to me.

Okie_Apparition
02-25-2011, 04:29 PM
Oh shit. We were suppose to go ice fishing... he's in the driveway honking. FUCK! The kid is closing the blinds..Shut off everything.

Bugeater
02-25-2011, 04:29 PM
I just was reading some of my husband's replies on here, and it was looking pretty grim. After reading some of his queer inbox messages to some of you, I think it's looking pretty clear to me.

LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts
02-25-2011, 04:32 PM
This has the potential to be epic. Listen honey, I'll fuck you too as long as I can keep fucking him.

3rd&48ers
02-25-2011, 04:33 PM
This has the potential to be epic. Listen honey, I'll **** you too as long as I can keep ****ing him.

Thats just wrong :shake:

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 04:33 PM
Here's something I found sent to somebody with a strange username, but I'll allow them to remain anonymous....

"Hey there sweetcheeks, wanna get repped hard? I'll rep you all night if you rep me the right way. I'll be a genie in a bottle, just for you."

That's wrong, isn't it?

What's worse is what he recieved in reply...

"i want your manhood just please stick it into me with your repstick and ill rep you for eternity. My big man."

Not to mention so really gay thoughts in a random thought thread. We're having a talk when he gets home.

luv
02-25-2011, 04:34 PM
Not buying it.

3rd&48ers
02-25-2011, 04:34 PM
Here's something I found sent to somebody with a strange username, but I'll allow them to remain anonymous....

"Hey there sweetcheeks, wanna get repped hard? I'll rep you all night if you rep me the right way. I'll be a genie in a bottle, just for you."

That's wrong, isn't it?

What's worse is what he recieved in reply...

"i want your manhood just please stick it into me with your repstick and ill rep you for eternity. My big man."

Not to mention so really gay thoughts in a random thought thread. We're having a talk when he gets home.

Make him a steak honey and give him a bj and then a back rub

Okie_Apparition
02-25-2011, 04:35 PM
ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
02-25-2011, 04:36 PM
Thats just wrong :shake:

What? You want in? What has brown done for you lately, Mr. Fedex man?

3rd&48ers
02-25-2011, 04:37 PM
What? You want in? What has brown done for you lately, Mr. Fedex man?

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Bugeater
02-25-2011, 04:39 PM
Here's something I found sent to somebody with a strange username, but I'll allow them to remain anonymous....

"Hey there sweetcheeks, wanna get repped hard? I'll rep you all night if you rep me the right way. I'll be a genie in a bottle, just for you."

That's wrong, isn't it?

What's worse is what he recieved in reply...

"i want your manhood just please stick it into me with your repstick and ill rep you for eternity. My big man."

Not to mention so really gay thoughts in a random thought thread. We're having a talk when he gets home.
Umm...that shit is supposed to be kept private...and Bugeater isn't really that strange of a name.

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 04:39 PM
wtf
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Mr. Laz
02-25-2011, 04:39 PM
wtf
Posted via Mobile DeviceROFLROFLROFL

you just came out of the closet, dude.

Bump
02-25-2011, 04:39 PM
shouldn't this bitch be washing dishes or something?

Bugeater
02-25-2011, 04:40 PM
Now if it was still Bugpeterbeater, well I could see how one might find that a bit strange.

Mr. Flopnuts
02-25-2011, 04:40 PM
Gawd, this is going to be good. I'll check in later.

3rd&48ers
02-25-2011, 04:40 PM
wtf
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Shit just got Serious!

siberian khatru
02-25-2011, 04:41 PM
Jeezus, I thought I was the only one here tapping that ass. Turns out Joey's the board whore.

GoChiefsTinyPenis
02-25-2011, 04:42 PM
The other day he offered me 50 bucks if i would let him suck my dick.


That's a lot. Rams Fan charges $20 and he tosses your salad and gives you a Taco Bell coupon.

Gonzo
02-25-2011, 04:43 PM
This has the potential to be epic. Listen honey, I'll fuck you too as long as I can keep fucking him.

Speaking from experience here...

Totally worth it, Joey's wife, totally.
Floppy's a very tender lover and he's not afraid to look you in your eyes, (all three of them).
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SPchief
02-25-2011, 04:43 PM
So are the pics that Joey PM'ed me of you real? I'm gonna need proof

Fritz88
02-25-2011, 04:43 PM
This is Joey's wife and I thought I'd let you all know that I think my husband is gay. I'm pretty darn sure, at least.

Just a heads up.

I don't think so. This is one rep message he gave me

my sister was banging hot when she was nineteen and I was thirteen and my mom made her give me head then my dog blew and my best friend jeffy killed both his parents while the flinstones was on.

KCUnited
02-25-2011, 04:44 PM
Jesus, another fucking rep thread.

Gonzo
02-25-2011, 04:45 PM
Umm...that shit is supposed to be kept private...and Bugeater isn't really that strange of a name.
You cheating whore. You tired of repping me already? What, ny reps not good enough for you anymore?
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Gonzo
02-25-2011, 04:47 PM
Jesus, another fucking rep thread.

If that's what you're getting from this thread, we need to rep each-other, (hard and fast).
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Bugeater
02-25-2011, 04:47 PM
You cheating whore. You tired of repping me already? What, ny reps not good enough for you anymore?
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I'll rep you until you love me.

Donger
02-25-2011, 04:48 PM
This petered out rather quickly. I guess gay sex lasts shorter than normal.

Gonzo
02-25-2011, 04:49 PM
I'll rep you until you love me.
Oh yeah?
I'll rep you until you bleed.
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Gonzo
02-25-2011, 04:49 PM
This petered out rather quickly. I guess gay sex lasts shorter than normal.

Wanna find out? Wash your legs, I'll be right over.
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Donger
02-25-2011, 04:50 PM
Wanna find out? Wash your legs, I'll be right over.
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No, I'd rather not.

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 04:51 PM
Just look at this and there are tons of other examples.

Gonzo
02-25-2011, 04:52 PM
No, I'd rather not.

Well, I'm gonna have you tonight whether you're there or not.
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KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 04:53 PM
Like this one.

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 05:00 PM
He is really nice and I shouldn't be mean! But I really am starting to think he is gay. This isn't the first clue.

SPchief
02-25-2011, 05:00 PM
Has anyone seen my red bikini?

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 05:02 PM
If you ever get him to stick his penis in your butt...

Enjoy every second of it because it won't last long!

Bugeater
02-25-2011, 05:03 PM
He is really nice and I shouldn't be mean! But I really am starting to think he is gay. This isn't the first clue.
Of course he is gay, the whole damn world has gone gay.

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 05:04 PM
You guys do all watch men in tights tackle each other....

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 05:05 PM
And get all muddy

Mr. Laz
02-25-2011, 05:05 PM
If you ever get him to stick his penis in your butt...

Enjoy every second of it because it won't last long!
:LOL: battle of the joey household

KCUnited
02-25-2011, 05:09 PM
You guys do all watch men in tights tackle each other....

And get all muddy

And shit themselves in playoff games.

Okie_Apparition
02-25-2011, 05:11 PM
If you whisper Eric Berry in his ear and he doesn't get an erection? He's gay.

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 05:13 PM
He really loves the Chiefs. He seriously wanted to bring a whole case of deodorant to the Raiders game this year to pass out to oakland fans! And he's always complaining about the Raiders fans on ChiefsPlanet. He thinks they should all be kicked off!

Bugeater
02-25-2011, 05:14 PM
http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2009/11/skeptical-hippo-1.jpg

Fish
02-25-2011, 05:17 PM
I mean... who here hasn't fucked Joey?

Gonzo
02-25-2011, 05:22 PM
I mean... who here hasn't fucked Joey?
Donger.( But he's a homophobe.)
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bevischief
02-25-2011, 06:27 PM
What? You want in? What has brown done for you lately, Mr. Fedex man?

ROFLROFL

bevischief
02-25-2011, 06:30 PM
Trojan Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJVVoMXgfzU

T-post Tom
02-25-2011, 06:40 PM
Joey: "Bartender, line me up 12 shots of your best whiskey."

Bartender: "You expecting company?"

Joey: "No, they're all for me."

Bartender: "12? Why so many?"

Joey: "I'm celebrating my first blowjob."

Bartender: "Well damn. Congrats, I'll give you a 13th on the house!"

Joey: "No thanks. If 12 don't take the taste out of my mouth, screw it."

(Sorry Joey, I had to.)

bevischief
02-25-2011, 06:49 PM
Joey: "Bartender, line me up 12 shots of your best whiskey."

Bartender: "You expecting company?"

Joey: "No, they're all for me."

Bartender: "12? Why so many?"

Joey: "I'm celebrating my first blowjob."

Bartender: "Well damn. Congrats, I'll give you a 13th on the house!"

Joey: "No thanks. If 12 don't take the taste out of my mouth, screw it."

(Sorry Joey, I had to.)

This is too much info...

JASONSAUTO
02-25-2011, 06:51 PM
Sorry but this is just wrong.......
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bevischief
02-25-2011, 06:52 PM
Sorry but this is just wrong.......
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I agree.

bevischief
02-25-2011, 06:55 PM
Can't be long till this can be joined with the DOUCHE of the year thread...

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 07:34 PM
This has the potential to be epic. Listen honey, I'll fuck you too as long as I can keep fucking him.

Alright Flop, you'd better watch it bud. I'm about to go all Morphius on your ass.

Mr. Flopnuts
02-25-2011, 07:43 PM
Alright Flop, you'd better watch it bud. I'm about to go all Morphius on your ass.

Icantrollzyerwifey?

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 07:45 PM
Icantrollzyerwifey?

No.

And I'm not gay. But you guys should see some of the rep comments from this thread Angie might've been right about some of you.....

Mr. Flopnuts
02-25-2011, 07:49 PM
No.

And I'm not gay. But you guys should see some of the rep comments from this thread Angie might've been right about some of you.....

Sorry, brah. Wife trollz Chiefsplanet, Chiefsplanet trollz back.

Simply Red
02-25-2011, 07:55 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/2n8u11.gif

Bugeater
02-25-2011, 07:57 PM
No.

And I'm not gay. But you guys should see some of the rep comments from this thread Angie might've been right about some of you.....
If that was really her, then you need to get her to join. She was hilarious.

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 08:01 PM
If that was really her, then you need to get her to join. She was hilarious.

I guess it was her, she's just upset because I had to work late and she couldnt get to the doc to get her pills. Sh'es mad really.

And on a serious note, she does not need to be on here. Fuck no.

JASONSAUTO
02-25-2011, 08:19 PM
I got a fucked up rep the other day from okie apperition.you should be able to delete those things. I have to see it every time I go to my control panel.
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Bugeater
02-25-2011, 08:21 PM
I got a fucked up rep the other day from okie apperition.you should be able to delete those things. I have to see it every time I go to my control panel.
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Put him on ignore and you won't see it anymore.

JASONSAUTO
02-25-2011, 08:22 PM
Put him on ignore and you won't see it anymore.

Thank you.did not know that.
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Mr. Flopnuts
02-25-2011, 08:23 PM
I got a fucked up rep the other day from okie apperition.you should be able to delete those things. I have to see it every time I go to my control panel.
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I got a hilarious rep from him the other day.

JOhn
02-25-2011, 08:25 PM
I guess it was her, she's just upset because I had to work late and she couldnt get to the doc to get her pills. Sh'es mad really.

And on a serious note, she does not need to be on here. **** no.

:thumb:

Dude you are so fucked....

change the pass word and pray she don't figure it out.
I still wish I could bribe the MODS to delete my Ex wifes account...lol

SPchief
02-25-2011, 08:27 PM
I guess it was her, she's just upset because I had to work late and she couldnt get to the doc to get her pills. Sh'es mad really.

And on a serious note, she does not need to be on here. **** no.

LMAO

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 08:51 PM
:thumb:

Dude you are so fucked....

change the pass word and pray she don't figure it out.
I still wish I could bribe the MODS to delete my Ex wifes account...lol

I'm always logged on. She told me to make her an account today and i told her to make me a sandwich.

milkman
02-25-2011, 08:53 PM
I guess it was her, she's just upset because I had to work late and she couldnt get to the doc to get her pills. Sh'es mad really.

And on a serious note, she does not need to be on here. **** no.

Why the hell not?

SPchief
02-25-2011, 08:54 PM
Now we know this is all BS

threebag02
02-25-2011, 08:55 PM
Now we know this is all BS

Bullshit it's safe to talk like that once they have gone to bed.

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 08:58 PM
Now we know this is all BS

Nah, but it's no big deal. We got problems like that. She calls me gay and I tell her shes a stupid cunt and she needs to die. We love each other.

But we both need to die.

luv
02-25-2011, 09:00 PM
Now we know this is all BS

People are just now figuring this out?

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 09:01 PM
People are just now figuring this out?

It wasn't BS. I was at work and she tought she was being cute and funny.

Bugeater
02-25-2011, 09:03 PM
It wasn't BS. I was at work and she tought she was being cute and funny.
She was, please let her come back.

SPchief
02-25-2011, 09:04 PM
She was, please let her come back.

fuck that, tell her to come back

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 09:18 PM
Naw I'm good. My wife's at home. So I get on Chiefsplanet.

Al Bundy
02-25-2011, 09:19 PM
Yeah, we want her back. Your wife throwing you under the bus was great.

BillSelfsTrophycase
02-25-2011, 09:28 PM
LMAO

Al Bundy
02-25-2011, 09:33 PM
Let me guess, will there be pics of your wife working you over with a strap-on?

KS Smitty
02-25-2011, 10:56 PM
Nah, but it's no big deal. We got problems like that. She calls me gay and I tell her shes a stupid **** and she needs to die. We love each other.

But we both need to die.

Evidently

KurtCobain
02-25-2011, 11:06 PM
People are just now figuring this out?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/joesmokesyogurt/11111111111.jpg

Al Bundy
02-25-2011, 11:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/joesmokesyogurt/11111111111.jpg

:thumb:

Slainte
02-26-2011, 02:11 AM
Ugh.

ChiefButthurt
02-26-2011, 07:55 AM
We have a George Costanza problem here.

GEORGE: Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is
allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him,
Ceases to Exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but
there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the
George you grew up with -- Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar
George, Bawdy George.

JERRY: I, I love that George.

GEORGE: Me Too! And he's Dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks
through this door, he will Kill Independent George! A George, divided
against itself, Cannot Stand!