Chiefshrink
02-27-2011, 08:13 PM
The Fence:
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on,
this is a good litmus test!!
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat/RINO doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian , he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat/RINO is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone.
If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat/RINO is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation for himself.
A Democrat/RINO wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats/RINOs demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat/RINO non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat/RINO demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Conservative reads this, he/she will have a
good laugh.
A Democrat/RINO will be "offended".
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on,
this is a good litmus test!!
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat/RINO doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian , he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat/RINO is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone.
If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat/RINO is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation for himself.
A Democrat/RINO wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats/RINOs demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat/RINO non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat/RINO demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Conservative reads this, he/she will have a
good laugh.
A Democrat/RINO will be "offended".