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KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 08:38 PM
Alright I need 9 lucky volunteers to signup for the Planeteer Draft in the Post Count League! Each member of the draft will draft a Chiefs Planet member in each of ten rounds. The goal is to draft planeteers who are going to post alot. The team with the highest post count wins all my casino cash and maybe something else. I have some clay and can make a trophy or something.

OMFG NEW RULES : You have roughly 5- 10 minutes to make your pick or we'll make it for you.

The post count of your selection will be noted as drafted. His posts from then on count in your favor.

Any takers?
1-Bugeater's Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am Mr. Flopnuts/31,982
2-Big Red Chief's Slappy Bottoms DaKCManAP/23,131
3-JOhn's Naysaying Nutsackers ClayWhit/103,454
4-Kurt Cobain's Sand Paper Tampons luv/48,004
5-Rams Fan's Ferocious Felons Frazod/69,963
6-kysirsoze's canine leukemia Rainman/50,661
7-Mr Flopnuts' Shrieking Sodomizers Shogun/3,349n00b
8-Guru's Good Feelings Billay/12,769
9-California Chief's Cheers Was a Great Program Bane/10,702

California Chief's Cheers Was a Great Program Deberg_1990/31,819
Guru's Good Feelings Bugeater/31,796
Mr Flopnuts' Shrieking Sodomizers KcMizzou/46,916
Big Red Chief's Slappy Bottoms Bowser/33,041
Rams Fan's Ferocious Felons Gonzo/10,131
Kurt Cobain's Sand Paper Tampons Milkman/47,449
JOhn's Naysaying Nutsackers 'Hamas' Jenkins/42,729
kysirsoze's canine leukemia FAX/29,992
Bugeater's Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am DeezNutz/31,141

Bugeater's Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am Dane McCloud/31,746
Big Red Chief's Slappy Bottoms -Championship-/54
JOhn's Naysaying Nutsackers Donger/53, 864
Kurt Cobain's Sand Paper TamponsPhobia/41,794
Rams Fan's Ferocious Felons Zach/34,722
kysirsoze's canine leukemia Laz/58,597
Mr Flopnuts' Shrieking Sodomizers patteeu/49,704
Guru's Good Feelings Sure-Oz/33,949
California Chief's Cheers Was a Great Program Mecca/78,864

California Chief's Cheers Was a Great Program Mr. Kotter/36,933
Guru's Good Feelings chasedude/34,187
Mr Flopnuts' Shrieking Sodomizers Rerun_KC/30,523
kysirsoze's canine leukemia Rausch/30,234
Rams Fan's Ferocious Felons Buck/27,109
Kurt Cobain's Sand Paper Tampons Kurt Cobain/7,231
JOhn's Naysaying Nutsackers Simply Red/25,313
kysirsoze's canine leukemia BIG_DADDY/26,207
Bugeater's Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am JOhn/23,841

Bugeater's Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am stevieray/30,206
Bugeater's Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am Saulbadguy/38,768
JOhn's Naysaying Nutsackers petegz28/40,768
Kurt Cobain's Sand Paper Tampons JD10367/7,219
Rams Fan's Ferocious Felons Bwana/30,608
kysirsoze's canine leukemia Taco John/47,069
Mr Flopnuts' Shrieking Sodomizers Pestilence/20,532
Guru's Good Feelings OTWP58/35,715
California Chief's Cheers Was a Great Program Skip Towne/69,693

California Chief's Cheers Was a Great Program shyguyms/258
Guru's Good Feelings Banyon/29166
Mr Flopnuts' Shrieking Sodomizers Reaper16/26,080
kysirsoze's canine leukemia The Mad Crapper/7,534
Rams Fan's Ferocious Felons Demonpenz/33,945
Kurt Cobain's Sand Paper TamponsRams Fan/3,728
JOhn's Naysaying Nutsackers BucEyedPea / 31,653
Big Red Chief's Slappy Bottoms SNR/27,193
Big Red Chief's Slappy Bottoms H5N1/20,900

Bugeater's Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am The Meat Dragon/24,816
Big Red Chief's Slappy Bottoms PostRockPablo/11,115
Mr Flopnuts' Shrieking Sodomizers Dirk Digler/36,900
Kurt Cobain's Sand Paper Tampons Bearcat/19,172
Rams Fan's Ferocious Felons keg in kc/36,637
kysirsoze's canine leukemia alnorth /12,314
JOhn's Naysaying Nutsackers
Guru's Good Feelings
California Chief's Cheers Was a Great Program

California Chief's Cheers Was a Great Program
Guru's Good Feelings
Mr Flopnuts' Shrieking Sodomizers
kysirsoze's canine leukemia
Rams Fan's Ferocious Felons
Kurt Cobain's Sand Paper Tampons
JOhn's Naysaying Nutsackers
Big Red Chief's Slappy Bottoms
Bugeater's Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am

Bugeater's Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am
Big Red Chief's Slappy Bottoms
JOhn's Naysaying Nutsackers
Kurt Cobain's Sand Paper Tampons
Rams Fan's Ferocious Felons
kysirsoze's canine leukemia
Mr Flopnuts' Shrieking Sodomizers
Guru's Good Feelings
California Chief's Cheers Was a Great Program



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Bacon Cheeseburger
02-28-2011, 08:39 PM
PUT THIS GODDAMN SHIT IN DRAFTPLANET FOR FUCKS SAKE

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 08:40 PM
PUT THIS GODDAMN SHIT IN DRAFTPLANET FOR FUCKS SAKE

I'm drafting your ass in the first round.

And this is to counter the draft shit, asshole. It's creative and a unique opportunity to be involved in something awesome I came up with.

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 08:42 PM
And I'll even let you draft yourself.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-28-2011, 08:42 PM
I'm drafting your ass in the first round.
You sure about that? Starting next week, I have class Monday night, Tuesday afternoon, Wednesday night and Friday night. Oh, and I work 30 hrs a week. My ppd will surely suffer.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-28-2011, 08:42 PM
Plus I masturbate a lot.

BigRedChief
02-28-2011, 08:42 PM
The academy has not approved of this thread. You will be hearing from our lawyers.

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 08:43 PM
You sure about that? Starting next week, I have class Monday night, Tuesday afternoon, Wednesday night and Friday night. Oh, and I work 30 hrs a week. My ppd will surely suffer.

But I will surely pay you under the table to post at every chance.

And your busy schedule just ensure your fall to me in the third round.

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 08:43 PM
The academy has not approved of this thread. You will be hearing from our lawyers.

Join in.

Rams Fan
02-28-2011, 08:46 PM
In.

CaliforniaChief
02-28-2011, 08:48 PM
Plus I masturbate a lot.

ROFL

Rams Fan
02-28-2011, 08:51 PM
With the 1st overall pick in the CP, he ____ select ClayWhit!11!

Hoover
02-28-2011, 08:52 PM
With the 10th pick in the Chiefs Planet draft, Hoover selects GAZ.

CaliforniaChief
02-28-2011, 08:52 PM
With his next 7384 mock drafts posted in the lounge, JourneyScarab is a lock.

Guru
02-28-2011, 08:53 PM
I draft Rain Man.

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 08:55 PM
So who's in this thing seriously?

Rams Fan
02-28-2011, 08:56 PM
So who's in this thing seriously?

I

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 08:58 PM
Mel Kiper Jrs Big Board

GoChiefs
Frazod
Rainman
patteeu
Milkman
DeezNutz
BRC
JD10367

kysirsoze
02-28-2011, 08:58 PM
Mel Kiper Jrs Big Board

GoChiefs
Frazod
Rainman
patteeu
Milkman
DeezNutz
BRC
JD10367

No Mad Crapper?

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 09:00 PM
No Mad Crapper?

He's an ideal sleeper bound to be drafted by a DC resident.

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 09:03 PM
Rams Fan, which do you prefer... fairies, felines, felons or fireflies?

Rams Fan
02-28-2011, 09:05 PM
Felons

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 09:06 PM
As of now everybody who posted in the thread has been awarded a franchise.

Draft happens soon fellas.

kysirsoze
02-28-2011, 09:08 PM
Don't we have to settle on a CBA first?

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 09:11 PM
Don't we have to settle on a CBA first?

You don't want all my casino cash and a clay trophy? I'll throw in some decent homemade porn of this girl I knew in highschool.

kysirsoze
02-28-2011, 09:17 PM
You don't want all my casino cash and a clay trophy? I'll throw in some decent homemade porn of this girl I knew in highschool.

LOCKOUT OVER

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 09:34 PM
2 more slots open!

Mr. Flopnuts
02-28-2011, 09:47 PM
2 more slots open!

In a sharing mood tonight, huh?

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 09:52 PM
In a sharing mood tonight, huh?

You're in baby cakes.

JOhn
02-28-2011, 09:57 PM
2 more slots open!

I'm not drafting, but I should be a first round pick :harumph:

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-28-2011, 10:00 PM
What the hell? How did I get into this? And that name sucks, I don't even drink Mountain Dew.

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 10:00 PM
I'm not drafting, but I should be a first round pick :harumph:

Well, you'll have to draft yourself. You are in!

JOhn
02-28-2011, 10:01 PM
Well, you'll have to draft yourself. You are in!

Sorry , If I'm an owner...then it's a lock out. I refuse to draft....to lazzy 4321

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-28-2011, 10:02 PM
Sorry , If I'm an owner...then it's a lock out. I refuse to draft....to lazzy 4321
See post #26, the lockout is over. And please try to pay closer attention in the future.

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 10:02 PM
Sorry , If I'm an owner...then it's a lock out. I refuse to draft....to lazzy 4321

Well, you're in. If you don't draft the next guy will and you'll be shoved with scrubs. There's fantastic prizes and you had to of noticed that if you post you get a franchise.

Draft is in twenty minutes.

Get ready.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-28-2011, 10:03 PM
Whoa, 20 minutes? :eek:

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 10:04 PM
What the hell? How did I get into this? And that name sucks, I don't even drink Mountain Dew.

I figured you didn't. You want a new name that bad?

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-28-2011, 10:08 PM
I figured you didn't. You want a new name that bad?
Ok, that's a little better.

JOhn
02-28-2011, 10:10 PM
You don't want all my casino cash and a clay trophy? I'll throw in some decent homemade porn of this girl I knew in highschool.

I'm waiting

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 10:12 PM
Bug you are on the clock.

Someone PM BigRedChief and let him know he's participating and up next.

Everyone has 24 hours to make a pick or I let Rams Fan pick for you.

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 10:12 PM
I'm waiting

You gotta win.

luv
02-28-2011, 10:15 PM
Bug you are on the clock.

Someone PM BigRedChief and let him know he's participating and up next.

Everyone has 24 hours to make a pick or I let Rams Fan pick for you.

24 hours to make a pick? This draft is gonna last for a month!

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-28-2011, 10:17 PM
24 hours to make a pick? This draft is gonna last for a month!
My pick is already in, just waiting for Commissioner Cobain to make the announcement.

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 10:23 PM
With the first pick in the two thousand and fucking eleven Planeteer draft, BUGEATER selects, Serial Killer Mr. Flopnuts out of the University of Washington!

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-28-2011, 10:24 PM
Cool. Can I go to bed now?

JOhn
02-28-2011, 10:24 PM
With the first pick in the two thousand and ****ing eleven Planeteer draft, BUGEATER selects, Serial Killer Mr. Flopnuts out of the University of Washington!

?

I thought Flopnuts was an owner?

I'm confused

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 10:24 PM
Cool. Can I go to bed now?

No, I want to trade down with you.

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 10:25 PM
?

I thought Flopnuts was an owner?

I'm confused

You can draft yourself. Or another owner.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-28-2011, 10:25 PM
?

I thought Flopnuts was an owner?

I'm confused
From what I understand, you can draft owners.

kysirsoze
02-28-2011, 10:26 PM
?

I thought Flopnuts was an owner?

I'm confused

Owners can play. It's Jerry Jones' wet dream.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-28-2011, 10:27 PM
Just stick BRC with some scrub so JOhn can make his pick. Hell since he thinks Florida is so great give him that Dakcman douchenozzle.

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 10:32 PM
Fair enough. BigRedChief gets DaKCManAP.

JOhn is on the clock.

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 10:35 PM
Flopnuts and Guru and anyone else not watching this thread needs to be notified of their quickly oncoming selections.

You now have 10 minutes to make a pick.

Shit just got real. Let's do a few rounds. Bugeater, go get a beer. It's gonna be a long night.

Rams Fan
02-28-2011, 10:38 PM
I can't do 10 rounds tonite.

JOhn
02-28-2011, 10:38 PM
Fair enough. BigRedChief gets DaKCManAP.

JOhn is on the clock.

done

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 10:39 PM
THE MOTHERFUCKING NAYSAYING NUTSACKERS HAVE MADE THEIR SELECTION!!!!!!!!

THE FUCKING WANT CLAYWHIT!!! THE PRIZE OF THE DRAFT! HE WANTS CP WOMEN, AND JOhn WANTS HIM!

I AM NOW ON THE CLOCK.

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 10:41 PM
WE BRINGING OUT THE LADIES TONIGHT!!!!

The Sand Paper Tampon selects their franchise poster. LUV!!!

The felons are now attempting to steal the clock.

T-post Tom
02-28-2011, 10:43 PM
I'm willing to put on a few lbs if anyone needs a 3-4 DT.

Rams Fan
02-28-2011, 10:43 PM
The Felons select..... milkman

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 10:45 PM
With the slection of Frazod, Mel Kiper Jr just nutted in Todd McShay's mouth.

A big name still in the green room with tacky young whore, Milkman!


canine leukemia... MAKE YOUR PICK

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 10:48 PM
And the canine leukemia selects... You fucking guessed it!

Rainman! He'll dominate this for sure with all the rock n poll threads he's soon to create. What a sleeper!

Flopnuts is up. He's got fifteen and then bugeater selects it. Someone PM him. If Bug's asleep, then someone make a thread bitching about old people's bedtimes and I'll make the pick.

kysirsoze
02-28-2011, 10:53 PM
Is this draft NFL style or is it serpentine???

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 10:53 PM
Is this draft NFL style or is it serpentine???

Second round gets random as fuck.

JOhn
02-28-2011, 10:54 PM
Second round gets random as ****.

:eek:

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 10:56 PM
I'm just kidding, it serpentine.

kysirsoze
02-28-2011, 10:57 PM
I'm just kidding, it serpentine.

LMAO

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 11:00 PM
I'm willing to give away flopnuts and guru's teams because I think they're in bed.

Who wants 'em? pr_capone? Pestilence?

kysirsoze
02-28-2011, 11:07 PM
Losing......Burst.....

pr_capone
02-28-2011, 11:09 PM
I'm willing to give away flopnuts and guru's teams because I think they're in bed.

Who wants 'em? pr_capone? Pestilence?

No thanks... I'm busy ironing out my fresh reinstall.

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 11:11 PM
Cal Chief you got ten minutes! TEN MINUTES!

Any surprises in the first guys?

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 11:22 PM
With a slurr of surprises kysirsoze's canine leukemia is now on the clock!

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 11:24 PM
The sloppy bottoms are rumored right now to be trying to trade up for milkman or patteeu.

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 11:26 PM
Oh. Emm. Gee.

We got ourselves a trade! BRC trades a 4th rounder to the canine guys, AND PICKS...

Bowser!!!


Rams Fan.. you still up?

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 11:39 PM
Felons...Gonzo/10,131

Tampons.... Milkman/47,449

JOhn
02-28-2011, 11:40 PM
Hamas' Jenkins

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 11:44 PM
canine leukemia.... OTWP

WBTYM.... DeezNutz to pair up with Flopnuts for an unstoppable bag of nutty greatness. The nuts heard around the world! Anybody ready for round three? Who's still up and in this? Am I by myself cuz I'll do the whole thing now.

JOhn
02-28-2011, 11:46 PM
canine leukemia.... OTWP

WBTYM.... DeezNutz to pair up with Flopnuts for an unstoppable bag of nutty greatness. The nuts heard around the world! Anybody ready for round three? Who's still up and in this? Am I by myself cuz I'll do the whole thing now.

i'm here barely

kysirsoze
02-28-2011, 11:46 PM
Wait ...... am I still on?

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 11:48 PM
Wait ...... am I still on?

I thought you went to bed. You were on the clock and I traded you down. You want OTWP or somebody else with that pick?

kysirsoze
02-28-2011, 11:50 PM
I thought you went to bed. You were on the clock and I traded you down. You want OTWP or somebody else with that pick?

I was gonna take FAX. I haven't seen OTWP around as much.

KurtCobain
02-28-2011, 11:55 PM
He was still there, too! You happy with the trade then? Got a free 4th rounder!

kysirsoze
02-28-2011, 11:56 PM
I dont know why we're bothering. You're just going to rig their post counts anyway.

kysirsoze
02-28-2011, 11:57 PM
He was still there, too! You happy with the trade then? Got a free 4th rounder!

BELLECHICK... AINT GOT SHIT...ON ME!!!

JOhn
03-01-2011, 12:18 AM
Fuck, you still here Kurt????

KurtCobain
03-01-2011, 12:31 AM
yeah always I'm letting this shit leak to tomorrow so other can get in on the sexiness.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-01-2011, 06:02 AM
I like my draft so far, even though I have no idea what this is all about.

bevischief
03-01-2011, 06:19 AM
I like my draft so far, even though I have no idea what this is all about.

That was my thought as well...

Guru
03-01-2011, 07:53 AM
Dude, my post was just to be funny. I never said I was joining. There is no way I am going to be able to be around to make picks during the week.

J Diddy
03-01-2011, 08:03 AM
I like my draft so far, even though I have no idea what this is all about.


There'll be a typing challenge I'm sure.

KurtCobain
03-01-2011, 04:54 PM
Dude, my post was just to be funny. I never said I was joining. There is no way I am going to be able to be around to make picks during the week.

I never said you said you were joining. You got brought it in without your consent. I'll pick for you./

Reaper16
03-01-2011, 04:57 PM
Something tells me that Bane in the 1st round was a reach.

KcMizzou
03-01-2011, 04:58 PM
I hadn't seen this. Drafted by the Shrieking Sodomizers?!? LMAO FML

BigRedChief
03-01-2011, 05:07 PM
What the hell is going on here?
http://www.leadership-with-you.com/images/vincelombardi.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
03-01-2011, 05:22 PM
I hadn't seen this. Drafted by the Shrieking Sodomizers?!? LMAO FML

Happy to have you aboard, son. But I have no idea how I became "coach". But besides that, I was the number 1 pick in the draft. I'll need 65 million with 40 of it guaranteed. Thanks.

KurtCobain
03-01-2011, 05:30 PM
Bug we need your next pick! Let's roll again, who's in tonight and who am I simming for? I'm giving someone mecca, which is a great risk/reward pick with the draft coming up? Will he be back in april? Just maybe.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-01-2011, 05:41 PM
I have submitted my pick.

Rams Fan
03-01-2011, 05:43 PM
Bug we need your next pick! Let's roll again, who's in tonight and who am I simming for? I'm giving someone mecca, which is a great risk/reward pick with the draft coming up? Will he be back in april? Just maybe.

I'm in.

KurtCobain
03-01-2011, 05:46 PM
With the first pick of the third round Bugeater selects...

Mr. Hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!! DANE MOTHER FUCKING MCCLOUD!!!!!!!!!!!

And if you guys pm me your picks include their post count.

Dante84
03-01-2011, 05:47 PM
I should have made a trick shot video in hopes of getting an invite to the posting combine.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-01-2011, 05:47 PM
With the first pick of the third round Bugeater selects...

Mr. Hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!! DANE MOTHER FUCKING MCCLOUD!!!!!!!!!!!

And if you guys pm me your picks include their post count.
31,746 for Dane.

KcMizzou
03-01-2011, 05:48 PM
That's a great pick, folks. Even better if Charlie Sheen keeps talking.

KurtCobain
03-01-2011, 05:55 PM
Alright now, someone PM Big Red Chief or I'm making his pick in 10 minutes.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-01-2011, 05:58 PM
How in the motherfuck did I get a guy with less than 10k posts in the first round? The fix is on. These sodomizers are on their own. They'll get NONE of my secrets.

DeezNutz
03-01-2011, 06:06 PM
Hamas' Jenkins

Kill yourself.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-01-2011, 06:07 PM
How in the motherfuck did I get a guy with less than 10k posts in the first round? The fix is on. These sodomizers are on their own. They'll get NONE of my secrets.
It's a process.

bevischief
03-01-2011, 06:08 PM
This can't end well...

BigRedChief
03-01-2011, 06:11 PM
Alright now, someone PM Big Red Chief or I'm making his pick in 10 minutes.what pick? What makes you think I'm participating in this escapade?

bevischief
03-01-2011, 06:30 PM
what pick? What makes you think I'm participating in this escapade?

That has been problem with this whole thread.

KurtCobain
03-01-2011, 07:23 PM
what pick? What makes you think I'm participating in this escapade?

Because you posted in this thread and you got a team. It's your brand. I repped you when you wanted it after the rep heist. Now play or I'll just pick.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-01-2011, 08:17 PM
Because you posted in this thread and you got a team. It's your brand. I repped you when you wanted it after the rep heist. Now play or I'll just pick.
Give him this guy.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=13041

Guru
03-01-2011, 08:24 PM
I already picked Rain Man.

BigRedChief
03-01-2011, 08:27 PM
Because you posted in this thread and you got a team. It's your brand. I repped you when you wanted it after the rep heist. Now play or I'll just pick.WTF? I posted in the thread? and you think I owe you something because you repped me a couple of years ago?
http://www.forumspile.com/Stop-Being_a_dumbass.jpg

KurtCobain
03-01-2011, 08:43 PM
WTF? I posted in the thread? and you think I owe you something because you repped me a couple of years ago?
http://www.forumspile.com/Stop-Being_a_dumbass.jpg

You don't owe me anything. It was joke. haha. This whole thing is a joke. I decided the first nine guys to post here were in. Relax. It's no big deal.

Superturtle
03-01-2011, 08:54 PM
Are you on crack?

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-01-2011, 08:57 PM
I already picked Rain Man.
No, you picked Billay and me.

KurtCobain
03-01-2011, 08:58 PM
BRC has made his pick!

You're up JOhn.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-01-2011, 09:00 PM
BRC has made his pick!

ROFL

KurtCobain
03-01-2011, 09:02 PM
The freakishly freaky brothers, 'Hamas' Jenkins and Claywhit of the Nutsackers are going to be force to be reckoned with?

Who is going to step up and pick The Mad Crapper?

crazycoffey
03-01-2011, 10:20 PM
good pick, BRC

KurtCobain
03-01-2011, 10:21 PM
JOhn time is running out, anybody what to trade up with JOhn for free? limited time offer!

Guru
03-01-2011, 10:29 PM
No, you picked Billay and me.No, Kurt Cobain did. If I have to have a Nebraska fan on my team it might as well be you.

Bowser
03-01-2011, 10:30 PM
WTF is going on in here?

Guru
03-01-2011, 10:31 PM
WTF is going on in here?the hell if I know.ROFL

crazycoffey
03-01-2011, 10:32 PM
WTF is going on in here?

post whoring draft?

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-01-2011, 10:37 PM
WTF is going on in here?
You've been drafted by Big Red Chief's Slappy Bottoms, please report to camp immediately.

JOhn
03-01-2011, 11:12 PM
BRC has made his pick!

You're up JOhn.

I sent you my picks last night

With my 3rd Pick: Donger

Phobia
03-02-2011, 01:21 AM
This thread is better than any googlegoogle thread.

bevischief
03-02-2011, 05:17 PM
We need closure.

Pestilence
03-02-2011, 05:18 PM
Fuck you motherfuckers.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-02-2011, 05:22 PM
Fuck you motherfuckers.
You're on my board for the 5th round.

DaFace
03-02-2011, 05:23 PM
So...how does one win this thing?
Posted via Mobile Device

BigRedChief
03-02-2011, 05:24 PM
WTF is going on in here?I didn't pick you. My name is being used in this thread without my permission. I'm not particpating. It's not kosher that this thread continues to use my name and assign actions to my name. Cease and desist.

You guys can have all the fun you want with this thread but leave me out of it.

Phobia
03-02-2011, 05:24 PM
So...how does one win this thing?
Posted via Mobile Device

By not playing.

bevischief
03-02-2011, 05:28 PM
So...how does one win this thing?
Posted via Mobile Device

Bribes?

blaise
03-02-2011, 05:28 PM
I think BRC is doing a great job drafting.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-02-2011, 05:29 PM
So...how does one win this thing?
Posted via Mobile Device
I'm hoping to find that out soon myself.

bevischief
03-02-2011, 05:32 PM
There can be only one.

kysirsoze
03-02-2011, 06:15 PM
I think BRC is doing a great job drafting.

this

Phobia
03-02-2011, 07:17 PM
Big Red Chief is clearly the best participant.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-02-2011, 07:27 PM
Big Red Chief is clearly the best participant.
Yep, it's obvious he's in it to win it.

BigRedChief
03-02-2011, 07:35 PM
Yep, it's obvious he's in it to win it.:LOL: but stilllll :cuss:

RJ
03-02-2011, 07:58 PM
Plus I masturbate a lot.


Wouldn't that be considered an asset if you're looking for someone who spends a lot of time on the computer?

KurtCobain
03-02-2011, 08:15 PM
I pick Phobia. Do something.

Rams Fan PICK SOMEONE!!!

KurtCobain
03-02-2011, 08:15 PM
Yeah my bad, Guru, your whole team is nebraska fans. I'll trade you something for billay.

Rams Fan
03-02-2011, 08:18 PM
Rams Fan is taking Zach.

luv
03-02-2011, 08:23 PM
Wouldn't that be considered an asset if you're looking for someone who spends a lot of time on the computer?

If he masturbates to ChiefsPlanet, I'd be a little worried about him.

KurtCobain
03-02-2011, 08:25 PM
Rams Fan is taking Zach.

What's his post count?

And where the fuck is kysirsoze? He needs to show up.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-02-2011, 08:27 PM
Wouldn't that be considered an asset if you're looking for someone who spends a lot of time on the computer?
Well if I'm masturbating, I'm certainly not posting here at the same time.




Or maybe I am....

KurtCobain
03-02-2011, 08:29 PM
Or maybe I am....

Nice.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-02-2011, 08:31 PM
I'm a bit shocked that Donger and Phobia both fell to the 3rd round. Great positional value for both those picks.

Rams Fan
03-02-2011, 08:34 PM
What's his post count?

And where the **** is kysirsoze? He needs to show up.

34,722

luv
03-02-2011, 08:46 PM
I'm a bit shocked that Donger and Phobia both fell to the 3rd round. Great positional value for both those picks.

Do we get anything for going in the first round? I need a lot, because I pay my agent 15%.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-02-2011, 08:48 PM
Do we get anything for going in the first round? I need a lot, because I pay my agent 15%.
You'll have to work that out with the team that drafted you. I'm guessing you'll likely receive something made out of clay.

KurtCobain
03-02-2011, 08:52 PM
You'll have to work that out with the team that drafted you. I'm guessing you'll likely receive something made out of clay.

Only if we win.

RJ
03-02-2011, 09:12 PM
Well if I'm masturbating, I'm certainly not posting here at the same time.




Or maybe I am....


I call bullshit. Your posts often have a distracted look to them, like you're thinking about something else.

Phobia
03-02-2011, 09:26 PM
LOL

Phobia
03-02-2011, 09:26 PM
ROFL

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-02-2011, 09:44 PM
I call bullshit. Your posts often have a distracted look to them, like you're thinking about something else.
I don't knowfapfapfapwhat you'refapfapfaptalking about.

RJ
03-02-2011, 09:52 PM
I don't knowfapfapfapwhat you'refapfapfaptalking about.


LMAO

KurtCobain
03-02-2011, 10:46 PM
With some draft pick in the middle of one of the round, the leukemia choose.... Laz/58,597

Shrieking Sodomizers - patteeu
Sure-Oz goes to the good feelings
California Chief's Cheers Was a Great Program selected Mecca!!

Good middle round guys!

KurtCobain
03-02-2011, 10:49 PM
John's team is crazy good, mine is sexy and Bugeater's team is crazy! He's got three nuts signed up!

JOhn
03-02-2011, 11:16 PM
John's team is crazy good, mine is sexy and Bugeater's team is crazy! He's got three nuts signed up!

I'll send you my picks with alternates

Guru
03-03-2011, 01:28 AM
Still only 2 rounds? WTF kind of draft is this?

kysirsoze
03-03-2011, 02:00 AM
California Chief was caught PMing FAX when we were in negotiations. I demand his next pick as compensation for tampering.

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 12:18 PM
California Chief was caught PMing FAX when we were in negotiations. I demand his next pick as compensation for tampering.

We're looking into these allegations.

Watcha think Bugeater? I also heard a Rumor that BRC was playing with your nuts before you drafted them.

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 10:03 PM
Cheers Was a Great Program selects Mr. Kotter!


CHASEDUDE goes to Guru's Good Feelings!!!!

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 10:04 PM
Mr Flopnuts' Shrieking Sodomizers Rerun_KC/30,523
These sodmizers need a guy to put up posts.


kysirsoze's canine leukemia Rausch/30,234
these sick dogs need the sickest dog of all


Rams Fan's Ferocious Felons Buck/27,109
nonchiefs fan scum for non chiefs fan scum

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 10:04 PM
My team selects me!!! KURT COBAIN!

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 10:05 PM
The naysaying nutsackers want SIMPLY FUCKING RED from the U of my mom!

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 10:05 PM
BIG DADDY to the canine leukemia

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 10:06 PM
And BugEaters badass team recruits JOhn as the newest nut.

Simply Red
03-03-2011, 10:10 PM
the OP may fly afterall.

Simply Red
03-03-2011, 10:11 PM
The naysaying nutsackers want SIMPLY ****ING RED from the U of my mom!

I'm in demand, let it be known.

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 10:24 PM
I'm in demand, let it be known.

Fourth round pick isn't bad.

BUGEATER GET IN HERE AND PICK SOMETHING BEFORE YOU GET KNOWMO

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-03-2011, 10:32 PM
Shit, let me go check my board.

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 10:34 PM
I heard that stevie ray just got a phone call.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-03-2011, 10:35 PM
I heard that stevie ray just got a phone call.
It was a wrong number, I'll take Buck @ 27,109

Rams Fan
03-03-2011, 10:35 PM
I heard that stevie ray just got a phone call.

The poster, who has the username Ghey, is still on the board.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-03-2011, 10:35 PM
Nevermind, he's already been chosen. Try Stevie's number again.

Chocolate Hog
03-03-2011, 10:36 PM
I'm the best pick of this draft

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 10:38 PM
I'm the best pick of this draft

I assumed you were a good option considering all the post rage built up in your butt.

Guru
03-03-2011, 10:38 PM
I'm the best pick of this draftAnd you are on a beaker's team

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 10:41 PM
OMG what just happened? BRC switched draft spots with Bugeater for a 2016 draft pick!

EXCITEMENT.

You're up again, Thank You Ma'ams.

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 10:41 PM
And you are on a beaker's team

Diss!!!


This shit has got some fucked up shit happening!

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-03-2011, 10:45 PM
OMG what just happened? BRC switched draft spots with Bugeater for a 2016 draft pick!

EXCITEMENT.

You're up again, Thank You Ma'ams.
Hell yes, Saulbadguy @ 38,768

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 10:50 PM
Loren's team is getting even more nutty! JOhn you're up!!!

Simply Red
03-03-2011, 10:57 PM
C'mon JOHN's GET RICH TO THIS!!!!!!

JOhn
03-03-2011, 11:04 PM
My pick is in

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 11:08 PM
The crowd is going crazy rooting for The Nutsackers next pick. Since the draft is being held in Negative Nedsvilles, it's natural that the crowd is full of some naysaying posting.

It's quite obvious the crowd favorite here is The Mad Crapper. They like his contributions to hell on the planet.

John's interests have been to leaked from Shogun to SNR. He likes their mad posting skills. Let's see what happens.


Announcer(Phobia) - And now, our next presenter, the co commish(bugeater) and the owner of the Felons, Rams Fan!

CROWD GOES FUCKING WILD SON!!!

Rams Fan - Heh, happy to be here tonight.

Bugeater - Fuck you lamb n00b get off my lawn.

Ram Fan - Heh. Well we're gonna tell you JOhn's next--

Bugeater - GO THE FUCK HOME!

Ram Fan - K, bye.

Bugeater - Fuck you john for picking petegz28/40,768!!!

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 11:10 PM
I'm taking the crazy random thought sleeper!

JD10367

My team FTW!

Rams Fan! Go!

Rams Fan
03-03-2011, 11:18 PM
Rams Fan selects... Bwana/30,608

JOhn
03-03-2011, 11:20 PM
Rams Fan selects... Bwana/30,608

:LOL:

My $$ says Bwana kicks your ass and takes the team from you...ROFL

Rams Fan
03-03-2011, 11:23 PM
:LOL:

My $$ says Bwana kicks your ass and takes the team from you...ROFL

I wouldn't doubt that.

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 11:28 PM
I think these are Bwana's felons now.

Pestilence
03-03-2011, 11:31 PM
Hell yes, Saulbadguy @ 38,768

You lying bastard.

Chocolate Hog
03-04-2011, 12:31 AM
I assumed you were a good option considering all the post rage built up in your butt.

This is pretty calm for me ask around.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-04-2011, 06:01 AM
I have PM'd a selection should they be available for my next selection. This poster is a total sodomizer. :D

luv
03-04-2011, 06:24 AM
People being able to own themselves is going to lead to post whoring.

KurtCobain
03-04-2011, 08:50 AM
You wanna fantasies of sick fucking dogs getting it on? Well you're in luck!!

kysirsoze's canine leukemia selects Taco John!

Then, Floppy's sodomizers needed the biggest, baddest, stick it in-er of all!!!!!!!

Pestilence.

Shit just got real.

Guru. You're up.

Sofa King
03-04-2011, 10:25 AM
I have a hard time believing a team of Flopnuts and Pestilence can be beat.

Pestilence
03-04-2011, 10:40 AM
Then, Floppy's sodomizers needed the biggest, baddest, stick it in-er of all!!!!!!!

Pestilence.

Shit just got real.

Guru. You're up.

STEAL OF THE FUCKING DRAFT, BITCHES!!!

Mr. Flopnuts
03-04-2011, 12:33 PM
STEAL OF THE FUCKING DRAFT, BITCHES!!!

Fuckin' A!

Mr. Flopnuts
03-04-2011, 12:33 PM
Pun intended.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-04-2011, 12:36 PM
Alright, I've PM'd my next selection should this individual still be available. I'll give you a hint, it's another masterful butt fucker!

patteeu
03-04-2011, 01:05 PM
I'm going to hold out and refuse to report to camp for Mr. Flopnuts until he fixes his oversized sig pic. It's wreaking havoc on my iPhone browsing experience in any thread he posts in.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-04-2011, 01:12 PM
I'm going to hold out and refuse to report to camp for Mr. Flopnuts until he fixes his oversized sig pic. It's wreaking havoc on my iPhone browsing experience in any thread he posts in.

It's not my Sig. I lost a bet and it is courtesy of Jaz. You're the 2nd person to bring up it's crazy largeness. I'm removing it straight away. Now get your ass to camp.

Pestilence
03-04-2011, 01:15 PM
I have a hard time believing a team of Flopnuts and Pestilence can be beat.

We're going to sodomize Bugeater's team for not picking me in the 5th round like he said.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-04-2011, 01:17 PM
We're going to sodomize Bugeater's team for not picking me in the 5th round like he said.

You'll love the next guy coming aboard.

patteeu
03-04-2011, 02:35 PM
It's not my Sig. I lost a bet and it is courtesy of Jaz. You're the 2nd person to bring up it's crazy largeness. I'm removing it straight away. Now get your ass to camp.

You've made me an offer I can't refuse. I'll be there bright and early on the first day of camp ready to post my butt off!

I say ban jAZ for that outrageous sig.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-04-2011, 02:36 PM
You've made me an offer I can't refuse. I'll be there bright and early on the first day of camp ready to post my butt off!

I say ban jAZ for that outrageous sig.

PBJ PBJ PBJ /no homo

kysirsoze
03-04-2011, 04:14 PM
California Chief was caught PMing FAX when we were in negotiations. I demand his next pick as compensation for tampering.

I demand a ruling! Also, I PM'd my next pick.

Guru
03-04-2011, 04:49 PM
I select Onthewarpath58 35,714

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-04-2011, 05:19 PM
You lying bastard.
Sorry, I didn't expect Stevie to be available in the 5th.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-04-2011, 05:50 PM
I select Onthewarpath58 35,714

FUCK OFF!

KurtCobain
03-04-2011, 06:23 PM
I select Onthewarpath58 35,714

Awesome. You rule, Guru. You foiled Flopnut's plans for global sodomization.



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KurtCobain
03-04-2011, 06:24 PM
California Chief better hurry and make his pick!

KcMizzou
03-04-2011, 06:26 PM
You foiled Flopnut's plans for global sodomization.LMAO

OnTheWarpath58
03-04-2011, 08:18 PM
I smell a rat.

I may sit out the season and re-enter the 2012 Draft.

CaliforniaChief
03-04-2011, 08:30 PM
I am proud to select Skip Towne.

Simply Red
03-04-2011, 08:35 PM
quit being a pussy and post Skip

KurtCobain
03-04-2011, 08:37 PM
I am proud to select Skip Towne.

ROFLROFLROFL

And you're next pick?

CaliforniaChief
03-04-2011, 08:44 PM
ROFLROFLROFL

And you're next pick?

Oh yeah, sorry. Give me a second here.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-04-2011, 08:48 PM
I smell a rat.

I may sit out the season and re-enter the 2012 Draft.

Fuck yeah. Protest!

CaliforniaChief
03-04-2011, 08:48 PM
Can I pre-emptively pick a user that hasn't been created yet?

If so, I select RIPCharlieSheen.

If not, I select Shyguyms.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-04-2011, 08:52 PM
Can I pre-emptively pick a user that hasn't been created yet?

If so, I select RIPCharlieSheen.

If not, I select Shyguyms.

You know what's great about getting a handjob from an 11 year old? Small hands makes your dick look bigger!

Great pick!

Guru
03-04-2011, 08:56 PM
I smell a rat.

I may sit out the season and re-enter the 2012 Draft.
don't make me bench your sorry ass.

I'll entertain trades after you prove your worth.

KurtCobain
03-04-2011, 08:58 PM
I think Cheers Was A Great Program is throwing the draft.

KurtCobain
03-04-2011, 09:08 PM
don't make me bench your sorry ass.

I'll entertain trades after you prove your worth.

Who are you picking? Tell me!

Guru
03-04-2011, 09:39 PM
Banyon 29166

KurtCobain
03-04-2011, 09:41 PM
That's a hot pick!

So who will be the next sodomizer?

Slainte
03-04-2011, 09:55 PM
Still The One - Orleans

Mr. Flopnuts
03-04-2011, 10:17 PM
That's a hot pick!

So who will be the next sodomizer?

I already PM'd you. Don't fear the Reaper. Beer snob sodomizers, UNITE!

Guru
03-04-2011, 10:25 PM
I already PM'd you. Don't fear the Reaper. Beer snob sodomizers, UNITE!Whats with this PM bullshit. Post it for all to see.

KurtCobain
03-04-2011, 10:26 PM
Whats with this PM bullshit. Post it for all to see.

PMing for later if they're not on.

Guru
03-04-2011, 10:29 PM
PMing for later if they're not on.Seriously? taking things a little too serious. heh

KurtCobain
03-04-2011, 10:54 PM
Seriously? taking things a little too serious. heh

Shit got real earlier. You need to read up.

And I got some angry PMs about making their selections for them, or even forcing them to be owners.

Simply Red
03-04-2011, 10:57 PM
WTFIGOH?

kysirsoze
03-04-2011, 11:05 PM
Shit got real earlier. You need to read up.

And I got some angry PMs about making their selections for them, or even forcing them to be owners.

LMAO. Really? That's hilarious.

kysirsoze
03-04-2011, 11:06 PM
Also, as I said in my PM, I'm going full Al Davis and taking MAD CRAPPER!!!

KurtCobain
03-04-2011, 11:07 PM
The sick puppies just took THE MAD CRAPPER.

Felons! What are you gonna do next?

Guru
03-04-2011, 11:09 PM
LMAO. Really? That's hilarious.He forced me to be an owner.:harumph:ROFL

KurtCobain
03-04-2011, 11:09 PM
I herd owners daily.

Rams Fan
03-04-2011, 11:10 PM
I'm taking Demonpenz.

KurtCobain
03-04-2011, 11:10 PM
I'm taking Demonpenz.

What's his count?

Rams Fan
03-04-2011, 11:12 PM
What's his count?

Yes, yes I am.

33,945 posts.

KcMizzou
03-04-2011, 11:15 PM
LMAO. Really? That's hilarious.Really. Some people need to learn to lighten the fuck up.

For the record, I checked with "The Academy", and they said the person in question should stop being a humorless dickwad, and just roll with it.

Just sayin'. :shrug:

KurtCobain
03-04-2011, 11:16 PM
I'm anti academy. That's just how I roll. I nearly was voted for n00b of the year this year, and I joined in 2006.

I run the alternative shit, yo.

KcMizzou
03-04-2011, 11:20 PM
I'm anti academy. That's just how I roll. I nearly was voted for n00b of the year this year, and I joined in 2006.

I run the alternative shit, yo.That shit exists in the mind of ONE poster. Pfft.

Annoys the shit out of me every time I see it.

KurtCobain
03-04-2011, 11:21 PM
Who should I draft? Tips?

Rams Fan
03-04-2011, 11:22 PM
Who should I draft? Tips?

Draft Ghey.