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Frankie
03-02-2011, 12:58 PM
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Colombian soccer player kicks Mascot owl to death

By JAIRO ANCHIQUE, Associated Press
Tue Mar 1, 4:42 pm ET

BOGOTA, Colombia – The mascot owl that was kicked by a soccer player is dead, with the apologetic perpetrator ordered to pay the bird's medical bills and do volunteer work at a zoo.

The owl, a good-luck charm for the Colombian team Atletico Junior, was kicked by an opposing player during a game Sunday in Barranquilla.

The bird had been expected to recover from what were thought minor injuries, including a small fracture of its right leg. But Veterinarian Camilo Tapia said the owl went into shock after it was brought in for treatment.

The owl had the bad luck to be hit by a ball and landed near the corner of the field. Deportivo Pereira defender Luis Moreno walked over and kicked the bird about three yards to get it off the field. He did not know it was the home team's mascot. Fans at the game responded with cries of "murderer, murderer."

"I want to apologize to the fans," Moreno said after the game, a 2-1 victory by Atletico Junior. "I was not trying to hurt the owl. I did it to see if it would fly. What I wanted to do was get it off the field. The kick was a product of tension on the field at the time."

Humberto Mendoza, the director of agency overseeing environmental issues in Barranquilla, said he was investigating possible sanctions against Moreno.
"We are gathering information to determine the level of aggression," Mendoza said.

Mendoza said Moreno would have to pay the cost of treating the owl and visit a local zoo for volunteer work.

Officials for Deportivo Pereira and Colombia's soccer federation said Moreno also could face a suspension or fine.

patteeu
03-02-2011, 12:59 PM
The bird is dead, the kicker apologized, lock the thread, it's all over.

ReynardMuldrake
03-02-2011, 01:00 PM
"Dammit, I'm mad" is a palindrome.

Rausch
03-02-2011, 01:01 PM
The bird is dead, the kicker apologized, lock the thread, it's all over.

LMAO

Dartgod
03-02-2011, 01:08 PM
Who gives a hoot?
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Sofa King
03-02-2011, 01:08 PM
Sounds like he doesn't give a hoot.

Sofa King
03-02-2011, 01:09 PM
Who gives a hoot?
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fuck you!!! i was trying to think of how to word it!

I WAITED TO LONG!!!

MOhillbilly
03-02-2011, 01:10 PM
i hate you sofa king.

Sofa King
03-02-2011, 01:10 PM
i hate you sofa king.

What's up my brother.

seclark
03-02-2011, 01:10 PM
"bitch, your owl looks fine to me."

Dartgod
03-02-2011, 01:11 PM
fuck you!!! i was trying to think of how to word it!

I WAITED TO LONG!!!

:D
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MOhillbilly
03-02-2011, 01:11 PM
What's up my brother.


i cant help but laugh and cringe.

Donger
03-02-2011, 01:11 PM
It was likely a dive.

InChiefsHell
03-02-2011, 01:22 PM
Soooo...they did win the game though, so the owl's last act was to bring them good luck...I guess...

Frankie
03-02-2011, 01:27 PM
Owls are sooo cute!

http://www.bite.ca/bitedaily/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Owls-and-stuff.jpg

Phobia
03-02-2011, 01:27 PM
What does a mascot say when kicked off the field?

Sofa King
03-02-2011, 01:28 PM
i cant help but laugh and cringe.

i made sure to save it before you could edit as well. sounds even better out of context.

All i can do is laugh.

Frankie
03-02-2011, 01:29 PM
...And goofy.

http://www.bite.ca/bitedaily/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Owls-540x358.jpg

mlyonsd
03-02-2011, 01:30 PM
Wise old owl, how many kicks does it take to get to Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop?

mlyonsd
03-02-2011, 01:31 PM
Owls are sooo cute!

http://www.bite.ca/bitedaily/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Owls-and-stuff.jpg

Until one grabs your pet dog that's playing around in the yard.

Donger
03-02-2011, 01:32 PM
Wise old owl, how many kicks does it take to get to Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop?

One free kick?

Frankie
03-02-2011, 01:32 PM
.... And funny.

http://www.bite.ca/bitedaily/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/LongEaredOwl_17.jpg

seclark
03-02-2011, 01:33 PM
.... And funny.

http://www.bite.ca/bitedaily/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/LongEaredOwl_17.jpg

and mad as hell when they come through your windshield.
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Toadkiller
03-02-2011, 01:34 PM
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MOhillbilly
03-02-2011, 01:35 PM
Owls are nasty. They have big spider lookin bugs that crawl in and out of there feathers in the wild.

Donger
03-02-2011, 01:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jyA_yrD1ko

LMAO

Sofa King
03-02-2011, 01:35 PM
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7:15 is where it's at.



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and a bonus.

blaise
03-02-2011, 01:36 PM
Local mice were seen throwing a tiny party.

BillSelfsTrophycase
03-02-2011, 01:37 PM
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Sannyasi
03-02-2011, 01:56 PM
Until one grabs your pet dog that's playing around in the yard.

Thank you. Owls are cold blooded killers, and I will not be satisfied until every last one of the owl apologists are driven from the lounge.

This player has nothing to be sorry for, except perhaps that he did not inflict the maximum possible amount of suffering. He should be regarded as a hero.

Sofa King
03-02-2011, 02:04 PM
Thank you. Owls are cold blooded killers, and I will not be satisfied until every last one of the owl apologists are driven from the lounge.

This player has nothing to be sorry for, except perhaps that he did not inflict the maximum possible amount of suffering. He should be regarded as a hero.

:spock:

MoreLemonPledge
03-02-2011, 02:07 PM
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Thig Lyfe
03-02-2011, 02:10 PM
"Owls are a waste of time" - Stephen Colbert

Just Passin' By
03-02-2011, 02:21 PM
What
Would
Woodsy
Do?

http://typeaparent.com/images/stories/mamikaze/woodsy-owl-original.jpg

tooge
03-02-2011, 02:24 PM
how many kicks does it take to get to the center of.....

-King-
03-02-2011, 02:29 PM
http://www.owlpages.com/the-owls/pictures/orly_owl.jpg ? I don't believe anything in that story.

Hydrae
03-02-2011, 02:30 PM
He's not dead, he is just pining for the fields!

Frankie
03-02-2011, 02:40 PM
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:LOL:

That's pretty cool.

MoreLemonPledge
03-02-2011, 02:45 PM
So will this thread get made fun of at school for being short?

Lzen
03-02-2011, 03:14 PM
If the owl was their team mascot, why wasn't it somewhere safe? WTF was it on the field of play?

Sofa King
03-02-2011, 03:14 PM
So will this thread get made fun of at school for being short?

That depends. Short on height or does it have a short penis?


Either way it's yes.

Sofa King
03-02-2011, 03:20 PM
If the owl was their team mascot, why wasn't it somewhere safe? WTF was it on the field of play?

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acesn8s
03-02-2011, 03:54 PM
If the owl was their team mascot, why wasn't it somewhere safe? WTF was it on the field of play?Why wasn't the team penalized for too many players on the field? It clearly affected play.

Its not everyday that you see balls banging hooters on the same field.

Count Zarth
03-02-2011, 04:12 PM
Fuck that bird.

LiveSteam
03-02-2011, 04:27 PM
I wounder what Randy Johnson thinks ?
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ClevelandBronco
03-02-2011, 06:02 PM
He's not dead, he is just pining for the fields!

Fjords! (Not fields.)

Phobia
03-02-2011, 06:40 PM
You know, I gotta be honest.... that owl, even while dead is better than the rat the Chiefs have - and I like Dan.

J Diddy
03-02-2011, 06:42 PM
You know, I gotta be honest.... that owl, even while dead is better than the rat the Chiefs have - and I like Dan.

So load him up into a catapult and have him take out the other teams mascots in pregame just like kc wolf.

WebGem
03-02-2011, 07:12 PM
ROFL