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Mr. Laz
03-03-2011, 12:23 PM
Oral sex is leading cause of increasing U.S. cancer rates, compared to tobacco use in other nations
BY LINDSAY GOLDWERT
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Tuesday, February 22nd 2011, 4:00 AM

Oral sex now leads the cause of oral cancer in America, according to a study.

So say researchers who note that oral cancer stemming from the human papilloma virus is more common in the U.S. than oral cancer caused by abusing tobacco.

Researchers found a 225% increase in oral cancer cases in the U.S. from 1974 to 2007, mainly among white men, said Maura Gillison, a cancer researcher at Ohio State University.

The more oral-sex partners a man had, the greater his cancer risk, Gillison told a meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science.

Tobacco use remains the leading cause of oral cancer in the rest of the world.

There as many as 150 different types of human papilloma viruses, and about 40 of those can be sexually transmitted, according to the National Cancer Institute.

HPV infections often go undetected and are the main cause of cervical cancer in women.

Scientists are examining whether Gardasil and Cervarix, the HPV vaccines approved to prevent genital warts and cervical cancer, could have a significant impact on oral cancer.

In the meantime, researchers are urging doctors and educators to start talking to teens in particular about the risks of oral sex.



Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/health/2011/02/22/2011-02-22_oral_sex_is_leading_cause_of_increasing_us_cancer_rates_compared_to_tobacco_use_.html#ixzz1FZ9ehd Xr

loochy
03-03-2011, 12:24 PM
We must get US Government to cover this data up in a mass conspiracy.

Donger can you help with this?

DA_T_84
03-03-2011, 12:25 PM
Cancer can suck my dick.

loochy
03-03-2011, 12:27 PM
Cancer can suck my dick.

...and then it can die from cancer.

Can cancer get cancer?

BigMeatballDave
03-03-2011, 12:28 PM
JFC Like women need another fucking excuse to not give head.

KCUnited
03-03-2011, 12:28 PM
The cure? Marriage.

Sofa King
03-03-2011, 12:29 PM
The cure? Marriage.

We're looking to cure cancer, not blowjobs.

Rausch
03-03-2011, 12:30 PM
We're looking to cure cancer, not blowjobs.

LMAO

1adam1238
03-03-2011, 12:35 PM
Don't forget--it prevents breast cancer:

http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm

Sofa King
03-03-2011, 12:45 PM
Don't forget--it prevents breast cancer:

http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm

my how the tides have turned.

Cave Johnson
03-03-2011, 12:46 PM
Still beats a dental dam.

Predarat
03-03-2011, 12:51 PM
Don't forget--it prevents breast cancer:

http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm

I like that article better.

DA_T_84
03-03-2011, 01:10 PM
...and then it can die from cancer.

Can cancer get cancer?

I dunno? We should Yahoo Yahoo.

Fish
03-03-2011, 01:19 PM
Luckily beer reduces the risk of cancer just enough to cancel out the effects of oral sex.

So it's very important guys.... to have a beer while you're receiving oral sex....

JD10367
03-03-2011, 01:43 PM
Guys, guys. Did you read it? It's mainly white guys getting it, from going down on women. You can still sell Steak And BJ Day to your partner. Just make sure she Lysols the meat curtains before you go diving.

-King-
03-03-2011, 01:44 PM
It's not surprising that a woman wrote this. The men scientists have probably known for years and have just been hiding it.

Chief Chief
03-03-2011, 01:51 PM
Guys, guys. Did you read it? It's mainly white guys getting it, from going down on women. You can still sell Steak And BJ Day to your partner. Just make sure she Lysols the meat curtains before you go diving.

So ladies (and I use that term loosely): Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!

Mr. Laz
03-03-2011, 02:55 PM
So ladies (and I use that term loosely): Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!
ROFL:LOL:

tooge
03-03-2011, 02:56 PM
unfortunately....I'm safe

KurtCobain
03-03-2011, 04:27 PM
I dunno? We should Yahoo Yahoo.

I'll pass, Google Google already bugs the shit outta me.

Over-Head
03-03-2011, 05:27 PM
So ladies (and I use that term loosely): Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!ROFL

Gonzo
03-03-2011, 05:40 PM
Clay's gonna outlive us all!
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JD10367
03-03-2011, 05:42 PM
Clay's gonna outlive us all!
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Eating poontang gives you oral cancer. Sucking sausage causes a different, much rarer disease, which compels you to post tranny pics in a "Would You" thread.

bevischief
03-03-2011, 05:56 PM
Eating poontang gives you oral cancer. Sucking sausage causes a different, much rarer disease, which compels you to post tranny pics in a "Would You" thread.

ROFL

Gonzo
03-03-2011, 06:20 PM
Eating poontang gives you oral cancer. Sucking sausage causes a different, much rarer disease, which compels you to post tranny pics in a "Would You" thread.

Bravo, sir.
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bevischief
03-03-2011, 06:27 PM
Anything that feels good here lately causes cancer...

luv
03-03-2011, 08:33 PM
So ladies (and I use that term loosely): Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!

Ladies don't give BJ's or something?

luv
03-03-2011, 08:34 PM
So, men should also encourage their women to get annual pap smears.

Gonzo
03-03-2011, 10:38 PM
So, men should also encourage their women to get annual pap smears.
Those taste terrible.
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bevischief
03-04-2011, 06:24 AM
Those taste terrible.
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ROFL

El Jefe
03-04-2011, 07:17 AM
http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm[/QUOTE]


That article is hilarious, this little gem made me lol:

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

Hog Farmer
03-04-2011, 07:18 AM
This is true. This chick gave me a BJ 25 years ago and she's been a cancer ever since !

El Jefe
03-04-2011, 07:32 AM
This is true. This chick gave me a BJ 25 years ago and she's been a cancer ever since !

That's because you have tiger blood and the sperm of Adonis, and the biggest reason why you're winning/CSheen.