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Demonpenz
03-04-2011, 10:36 AM
03/04/11

I am tired of turning on the radio and hearing the same songs, I am tired of podcasts, I am tired of everything I am listening to. So I am taking steps today to ensure I never have to listen to crap again if I don't want to. I am starting to just make my own mp3's of my own show...so I can really get into topics that I love like Aldi's food stores. Bad Dudes for NES. Approaching woman at Oak Park mall....and getting asked to leave Oak Park Mall.

Demonpenz
03-04-2011, 10:38 AM
The first step I am doing is working with a guy who has a Hit Blog. We are coming up with great ideas, like first thing I am going to do is create a banner of some sort. I want people to know that the DEMONPENZ channel and demonpenz brand is a media you can count on to bring you the latest news in price declines on various snacks....and how double dragon II's ending was better than Double Dragon III

Demonpenz
03-04-2011, 10:40 AM
My main Problem with Podcasts is they aren't run by me. I want to have the people I want on my podcasts. I am tired of having comedians jokes that I don't like. I am actually tired of Lewis CK's bag of dicks jokes. COME ON DUDE IT'S THE 90'S WE GET IT. PEOPLE SAY BAG OF DICKS!

Demonpenz
03-04-2011, 10:41 AM
I am tired of people saying you need a NICE CAR AND HOUSE TO GET A WOMAN. YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR BMW INSIDE DA CLUB!!!!!

Dicky McElephant
03-04-2011, 10:42 AM
http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/files/2010_March/jump_the_shark.png

Demonpenz
03-04-2011, 10:43 AM
I am big into sports and one of the key things a boxing trainer has to teach a boxer is. DON'T BELIEVE THE LIE. When a boxer gets knocked down to the mat his brain is going to tell him it is safe down here, no one will hurt you down here. That is the LIE and you can't believe it. When you go back to the locker room...you will then find out it was all a LIE. The right thing to do is to get up...so when you get back to the locker room you can look in the mirror with pride.

Slainte
03-04-2011, 10:43 AM
Good material. Sure you'll slay...

KCUnited
03-04-2011, 10:45 AM
Little supernova in my head...

Demonpenz
03-04-2011, 10:45 AM
I know in my heart that if I keep pressing through the jokes about me being finished in the game. I will find a joke that rivals the 03 demonpenz era. I just have to dig deep through the white snake jokes and get there.

Demonpenz
03-04-2011, 10:46 AM
When I was most successful in 2003-08 It was new and fresh.... people get it. The ms paint, the randomness, now I am searching... and it isn't as easy as Roger Ebert just getting a new Jaw.

Slainte
03-04-2011, 10:47 AM
Balls on chin.

Demonpenz
03-04-2011, 10:50 AM
I have just been reading how people want me to get to the next level. I just know exactly how Mr. Perfect felt at the end of his WWF days, when his "Perfect Plex" became more of a snap supplex.

seclark
03-04-2011, 10:51 AM
I have just been reading how people want me to get to the next level. I just know exactly how Mr. Perfect felt at the end of his WWF days, when his "Perfect Plex" became more of a snap supplex.

f@ckem man, we all get old. you still have your guitar skills.:thumb:
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Demonpenz
03-04-2011, 10:52 AM
Yes I may be in the final stages of the game. Much like Michael Jordon with he wizzards... I may not be the same player, but if you squint really hard you can just imagine me behind some of the greatest MS PAINTINGS in chiefsplanet history. Such as the classic

"Giving birth at Price Chopper" 04
"Santa Clause hates Atari 2600"
" Who the fuck picks Balrog?"

Demonpenz
03-04-2011, 10:55 AM
My Legacy should be that I drink Stars and Stripes cola from Dollar Tree.

Slainte
03-04-2011, 10:57 AM
Oh mother
Oh mother dear please listen
And don't devour me.
Oh mother dear please listen
Don't devour me.

Oh women please have mercy
Let this poor boy be.
Oh mother dear please listen
And don't devour me.
Oh mother......


Well the telephone is ringing
Is that my mother on the phone?
Telephone is screaming
Is that my mother on the phone?

cabletech94
03-04-2011, 11:17 AM
My Legacy should be that I drink Stars and Stripes cola from Dollar Tree.

dude, everyone knows that citrus drop from Dillons is the bomb!