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gblowfish
03-05-2011, 09:04 AM
No need to thank me CPers. Next time your wife catches you sneaking a peek, tell her its heart healthy!

(FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - Guys, listen up. A new study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman's breasts.

Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.

The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.

http://tinyurl.com/6ztl57u

Chiefaholic
03-05-2011, 10:13 AM
LOL... I heard this on the radio on the way home from work yesterday. Now, if I could only convince the wife I'm staring for the benefit of her and the family. Or better, go for the trifecta and explain how I can prevent myself from getting throat cancer and prevent her from getting breast cancer.

Rooster
03-05-2011, 10:36 AM
I wonder if I could get my doctor to write me a script to attend strip clubs for my heart health.

rockymtnchief
03-05-2011, 10:42 AM
Does staring at womens asses prevent colon cancer?

Lonewolf Ed
03-05-2011, 11:08 AM
They told one group to refrain from staring at breasts for FIVE years?? I'd die from depression!

Fire Me Boy!
03-05-2011, 11:12 AM
Sorry guys.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

Fire Me Boy!
03-05-2011, 11:15 AM
I can't believe this story made it to FOX news. One of the stations in my company unfortunately ran this story on the air a few months ago (and online). The line "a new study" with nothing else indicating where the study was published just screamed to me "fake" and sure enough .....

kysirsoze
03-05-2011, 12:33 PM
I can't believe this story made it to FOX news. One of the stations in my company unfortunately ran this story on the air a few months ago (and online). The line "a new study" with nothing else indicating where the study was published just screamed to me "fake" and sure enough .....

Wait... Fox News didn't do their due diligence in researching the validity of a story??

http://meaningfuldistractions.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/johnmccain_shocked.jpg