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Shogun
03-05-2011, 07:00 PM
Tonight Charlie Sheen will be live on Ustream Winning hard.

http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen

info on the inside

http://twitter.com/#!/charliesheen

Reerun_KC
03-05-2011, 07:01 PM
Bored as shit, sitting in my hotel room in Vegas programming a cisco router.

God I hate this fucking place, but at $400 a day, I can sit here and be bored...

Bowser
03-05-2011, 07:15 PM
Bored as shit, sitting in my hotel room in Vegas programming a cisco router.

God I hate this fucking place, but at $400 a day, I can sit here and be bored...

Vegas on a Saturday night. Get off your fucking ass and get the hell out of that room.

Reerun_KC
03-05-2011, 07:17 PM
Vegas on a Saturday night. Get off your ****ing ass and get the hell out of that room.

Dude, I am out here a bijillion times a year. I am sick of casinos and gambling.

Been to most every sight seeing place out here. I wont cheat on my wife, so chasing women it out.

We are getting ready to go out and eat. I do like drinking some good burbon and people watching though...

But yeah, I shouldnt be a tool sitting in the hotel working.

salame
03-05-2011, 07:23 PM
score some blow and go "WIN"

Gonzo
03-05-2011, 07:32 PM
Dude, I am out here a bijillion times a year. I am sick of casinos and gambling.

Been to most every sight seeing place out here. I wont cheat on my wife, so chasing women it out.

We are getting ready to go out and eat. I do like drinking some good burbon and people watching though...

But yeah, I shouldnt be a tool sitting in the hotel working.

Youy sir, are a one man wolf pack.
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Reerun_KC
03-05-2011, 07:37 PM
Youy sir, are a one man wolf pack.
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I dont know how to take this? Should I ROFL or :crybaby:?

Count Alex's Losses
03-05-2011, 07:42 PM
I was gonna go to the gym but my BITCH sister took the key off my lanyard, stuffed it in her pants, and put the pants in her bag. Now she's at a wedding for some other BITCH. BITCHES ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS, ALWAYS STEALING YOUR FUCKING GYM KEYS AND ALL THE MONEY YOU EARN WHEN THEY MARRY YOU BECAUSE THEY FUCKING SHOP ALL DAY AND HAVE TIT REDUCTIONS BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING INSECURE CUNTS!!!!!!!!!

So I'm gonna play Nehrim instead of going to the gym.

Shogun
03-05-2011, 07:45 PM
Your sister cant steal your gym key if shes dead clay...


just sayin

Count Alex's Losses
03-05-2011, 07:48 PM
DEATH is a fate TOO GOOD for that bitch.

I have the password to her facebook account though....

crispystl420
03-05-2011, 07:54 PM
DEATH is a fate TOO GOOD for that bitch.

I have the password to her facebook account though....

How did you obtain that lol

QuikSsurfer
03-05-2011, 07:57 PM
sniffin packets on his home network
cain and abel?

Bowser
03-05-2011, 07:59 PM
DEATH is a fate TOO GOOD for that bitch.

I have the password to her facebook account though....

http://mjreed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/mr-burns-wallpaper.gif

Kyle DeLexus
03-05-2011, 08:09 PM
DEATH is a fate TOO GOOD for that bitch.

I have the password to her facebook account though....

Your sister is hot right? I think I've read that on here before.

Count Alex's Losses
03-05-2011, 08:22 PM
Your sister is hot right? I think I've read that on here before.

Reel hawt

Gonzo
03-05-2011, 08:29 PM
Reel hawt

Dypiihb?
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Shogun
03-05-2011, 08:44 PM
Sheen online!

Buck
03-05-2011, 08:51 PM
YES

Buck
03-05-2011, 08:55 PM
cant hear shit

Bowser
03-05-2011, 08:55 PM
cant hear shit

TURN VOLUME UP WELCOME

Shogun
03-05-2011, 08:56 PM
I hope he does something soon

Buck
03-05-2011, 08:57 PM
I think he's going to wait til 7.

BryanBusby
03-05-2011, 08:59 PM
Reel hawt

post her tits or gtfo

Buck
03-05-2011, 09:01 PM
Sort of sucks because the SDSU basketball game is coming on right now too.

I guess that is bi-winning.

Shogun
03-05-2011, 09:04 PM
YEAH

Buck
03-05-2011, 09:04 PM
Damn he looks like hell.

Looks like a 60 year old in a 45 year olds body.

Shogun
03-05-2011, 09:08 PM
GETTING A WINNING TATTOO

Buck
03-05-2011, 09:09 PM
Alright I cant watch this and the game. That tattoo is funny. I bet lots of people get one.

KurtCobain
03-05-2011, 09:09 PM
God this man is a winner.

KC_Connection
03-05-2011, 09:15 PM
He may be a #winner, but I can't watch this shit much longer.

Der Flöprer
03-05-2011, 09:33 PM
Charlie just bumped a rail. #Winning

Count Alex's Losses
03-05-2011, 09:40 PM
"You're the Indiana Jones of consciousness."

ROFL

GloryDayz
03-05-2011, 10:23 PM
Bored as shit, sitting in my hotel room in Vegas programming a cisco router.

God I hate this ****ing place, but at $400 a day, I can sit here and be bored...

LOL, been there, done that!!! And if they piss you off, "wr era" -> "reload"!!

Phobia
03-05-2011, 10:24 PM
I was gonna go to the gym but my BITCH sister took the key off my lanyard, stuffed it in her pants, and put the pants in her bag. Now she's at a wedding for some other BITCH. BITCHES ARE ****ING WORTHLESS, ALWAYS STEALING YOUR ****ING GYM KEYS AND ALL THE MONEY YOU EARN WHEN THEY MARRY YOU BECAUSE THEY ****ING SHOP ALL DAY AND HAVE TIT REDUCTIONS BECAUSE THEY'RE ****ING INSECURE ****S!!!!!!!!!

So I'm gonna play Nehrim instead of going to the gym.

Ever since I moved out of my mommas house there is nothing my sister has ever done to annoy me.

GloryDayz
03-05-2011, 10:25 PM
Had friends over from scouts, did the grilling thing, partook (!!!) in some Capt. Morgan Lime Bite, and all was good..

Rudy lost the toss
03-05-2011, 10:28 PM
Wish people would stop caring about Charlie Sheen again

Der Flöprer
03-05-2011, 10:35 PM
I'm starting to think this whole thing is an act ala Joaquin Phoenix.

WebGem
03-05-2011, 10:38 PM
Wish people would stop caring about Charlie Sheen again

UMAD

Phobia
03-05-2011, 10:41 PM
Wish people would stop caring about Charlie Sheen again

Who cares about him? I'm just keeping a close eye just in case he decides to jump over the Grand Canyon in Prius.

zonachief
03-05-2011, 10:46 PM
I do seven or eight gram rocks at a time cause that's how I roll.

googlegoogle
03-06-2011, 03:45 AM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ApCoOE6CsYs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Otter
03-06-2011, 10:30 AM
Made it thru about 15 minutes. Watching monkeys throw poo at one another would have been far more entertaining. You could make a drinking game out of it though. Every time he says 'winning' take a drink and you might make it through more than 15 minutes.

I'd remove him from the death pool and put in him in the nervous breakdown pool.

Der Flöprer
03-11-2011, 10:23 AM
I'm starting to think this whole thing is an act ala Joaquin Phoenix.

And now Charlie tweets he's hitting the road for "The Torpedoes of Truth" tour. This is looking more and more like a brilliant act.

Count Alex's Losses
03-11-2011, 02:00 PM
I'm going to try and nail this broad.

http://i56.tinypic.com/vqjekz.jpg

Rausch
03-11-2011, 02:01 PM
I'm going to try and nail this broad.

http://i56.tinypic.com/vqjekz.jpg

Well, at least you can wake up tomorrow knowing you don't have to worry about knocking "her" up...

Pants
03-11-2011, 02:03 PM
I'm going to try and nail this broad.

http://i56.tinypic.com/vqjekz.jpg

You really do like the manly look on a woman, don't you?

Count Alex's Losses
03-11-2011, 02:03 PM
I guess.

http://i55.tinypic.com/2wrgglu.jpg

Rausch
03-11-2011, 02:05 PM
I guess.

http://i55.tinypic.com/2wrgglu.jpg

Good news: when you hit the showers, this time, you'll have the 2nd biggest penis in the room...

Count Alex's Losses
03-11-2011, 02:07 PM
There is no earthly way that is a man. She has female hips and is 5'6.

Pants
03-11-2011, 02:09 PM
I wonder if she could survive a night in Arkansas.

Rausch
03-11-2011, 02:13 PM
There is no earthly way that is a man. She has female hips and is 5'6.

LMAO