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Chocolate Hog
03-06-2011, 11:33 PM
The first night you meet them?

Useful Idiot
03-06-2011, 11:35 PM
I've never met a chick online. seems weird.

alnorth
03-06-2011, 11:35 PM
Not sure.... did they bring a knife?

Short Leash Hootie
03-06-2011, 11:36 PM
probably depends on how well you "know" the person...did you talk to her a lot before meeting in person or not?

Either way...probably sleep with 1 eye open and make sure she doesn't rob you. Or lock up your valuables!

Chocolate Hog
03-06-2011, 11:37 PM
probably depends on how well you "know" the person...did you talk to her a lot before meeting in person or not?

Either way...probably sleep with 1 eye open and make sure she doesn't rob you. Or lock up your valuables!

Not very well ROFL

booger
03-06-2011, 11:37 PM
they make motels for that

Baconeater
03-06-2011, 11:38 PM
You're going to wake up laying in a bathtub packed with ice and missing a kidney.

Frazod
03-06-2011, 11:38 PM
I'll take Billay Gets His Throat Slit In His Sleep for $1,000, Alex.

Chocolate Hog
03-06-2011, 11:39 PM
Now i'm paranoid

alnorth
03-06-2011, 11:42 PM
Is this a goth chick? Is she into vampires? Did she come from an abusive family and/or has unexplained long thin scars on her arms and legs? This is important.

DaneMcCloud
03-06-2011, 11:43 PM
The rule is "Don't".

NEVER have a chick that you've met at a bar or online or anywhere for that matter, know where you live or come to your house.

ALWAYS meet in a neutral location, whether it's a motel or hotel and so on.

IF you let her come to your house and you end up banging, SET YOUR SECURITY ALARM SYSTEM before crashing. That way, if she tries to leave for whatever reason, you'll catch her before she exists with your cash, goodies, etc.

Chocolate Hog
03-06-2011, 11:44 PM
Nah this chick goes to school up north a few hrs away

DaneMcCloud
03-06-2011, 11:45 PM
Nah this chick goes to school up north a few hrs away

That doesn't preclude her from being an obsessive whack-job.

As a matter of fact, it probably increases those odds because she's hooking up with YOU instead of someone on campus.

No offense.

Ebolapox
03-06-2011, 11:45 PM
:popcorn:

alnorth
03-06-2011, 11:46 PM
Nah this chick goes to school up north a few hrs away

If she seems normal, is hot, and will sleep with you, then it may be worth the risk.

What do you own that would suck to lose? Lock your best stuff up and go for it!

Chocolate Hog
03-06-2011, 11:46 PM
Very true

Chocolate Hog
03-06-2011, 11:46 PM
Honestly i'm disappointed I thought this thread would have a lot more lawlz.

Baconeater
03-06-2011, 11:48 PM
If she will sleep with you, then it may be worth the risk.
Fixed. This is Billay we're talking about after all.

Ebolapox
03-06-2011, 11:49 PM
be honest; you 'met' her through craigslist.

as such:

odds that the following occurs...

1) you get herpes as a result: 2:1

2) she robs you blind: 4:1

3) her husband or boyfriend harm you in some way: 5:1

4) you have mindless sex with what turns out to be a prostitute: 7:1

5) she actually has a penis: 5:2

6) you like that she has a penis: 5:4

7) you have sex with her anyway despite not liking the penis: 2:1

alnorth
03-06-2011, 11:49 PM
If you aquire any naked pictures or video, you are now obligated to repay our concern for your well-being by sharing.

KurtCobain
03-06-2011, 11:49 PM
She's gonna PIIYB.

Chocolate Hog
03-06-2011, 11:49 PM
Lmao I didn't meet her on Craigslist and no she's not a prostitute either.

Ebolapox
03-06-2011, 11:50 PM
you didn't deny that she had a penis though. you like that shit, don't you?

Tylerthigpen!1!
03-06-2011, 11:50 PM
She have a wiener?

Ebolapox
03-06-2011, 11:50 PM
ROFL

omg, she TOTALLY has a hangdown!

Chocolate Hog
03-06-2011, 11:51 PM
No but she claims her father is a pastor.

alnorth
03-06-2011, 11:52 PM
No but she claims her father is a pastor.

oh. nice.

This piece of information increases the "yes, let her stay over" side of the scale by several notches.

Ebolapox
03-06-2011, 11:53 PM
this can only end badly, fwiw.

CrazyPhuD
03-07-2011, 12:01 AM
http://www.lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/its_a_trap97.jpg

pr_capone
03-07-2011, 12:02 AM
Dude... get her to your place and hit that shit. Set up a camera. It will be ok, the camera is just so you can prove to the cops she stayed over if stuff turns up missing.

Definitely wear a rubber. If she really is a preachers daughter... you may be able to pull off some ass to mouth.

http://i56.tinypic.com/2iiu928.jpg

Al Bundy
03-07-2011, 12:04 AM
Isn't she gonna wake up your parents by being over this late?

Frazod
03-07-2011, 12:05 AM
No but she claims her father is a pastor.

Cool. And if her mom is a psychologist, it is 100% guaranteed that she'll be completely normal.
ROFL

Rain Man
03-07-2011, 12:05 AM
Everyone here is too paranoid. Lots of nice, normal women seek to meet sexual partners online. It's not like a woman can get sex any time she wants, especially on a college campus. They have to go out hunting for it, and sometimes that means driving several hours and spending the night at the house of a man they've never met.

She's probably more scared about it than billay is, which is likely why she'll be carrying a big knife in her backpack.

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 12:05 AM
Oh yea I got pics too but I don't want to be compared to Hootie & Claythan so i'll hold off on sharing.

Al Bundy
03-07-2011, 12:07 AM
Oh yea I got pics too but I don't want to be compared to Hootie & Claythan so i'll hold off on sharing.

Well you're not getting her drunk and having sex with her right after she passes out and you're not having sex with a blow up doll of Herm Edwards, so you won't be compared to Claythan or Hootie.

Ebolapox
03-07-2011, 12:08 AM
Oh yea I got pics too but I don't want to be compared to Hootie & Claythan so i'll hold off on sharing.

she's ugly as fuck, isn't she? shit, maybe she's ugly AND has a penis. and has AIDS. double bag it, mang.

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 12:08 AM
Everyone here is too paranoid. Lots of nice, normal women seek to meet sexual partners online. It's not like a woman can get sex any time she wants, especially on a college campus. They have to go out hunting for it, and sometimes that means driving several hours and spending the night at the house of a man they've never met.

She's probably more scared about it than billay is, which is likely why she'll be carrying a big knife in her backpack.

Dude she's a 7 it's not like I'm banging Miss New York

DaneMcCloud
03-07-2011, 12:08 AM
Oh yea I got pics too but I don't want to be compared to Hootie & Claythan so i'll hold off on sharing.

Too late.

Pics or GTFO.

:D

Does everyone remember Mecca bragging about the chick he was banging, then someone pulled up the same exact pics from a porn website?

LMAO

ClevelandBronco
03-07-2011, 12:08 AM
And just like that I'm lured away from the compost discussion.

KC Tattoo
03-07-2011, 12:09 AM
WWCSD?

Al Bundy
03-07-2011, 12:10 AM
Too late.

Pics or GTFO.

:D

Does everyone remember Mecca bragging about the chick he was banging, then someone pulled up the same exact pics from a porn website?

LMAO

But, if you do post pics, uhhh we need to see you flexing in front of her naked body, Billay.

alnorth
03-07-2011, 12:11 AM
timestamp the pic, too. We need to see a piece of paper with the time, date, and "hello chiefsplanet" written on it, held in front of her glorious naked body.

-King-
03-07-2011, 12:16 AM
Too late.

Pics or GTFO.

:D

Does everyone remember Mecca bragging about the chick he was banging, then someone pulled up the same exact pics from a porn website?

LMAO

Lmao there has to be a link of that thread.
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J Diddy
03-07-2011, 12:30 AM
I fellow the simple rule of gtfh or "go to friends house." Let her rob him.

Phobia
03-07-2011, 12:33 AM
Let me get this straight - you have a lady friend at your house but you're on the computer seeking advice on what to do from internet dorks. Here's my advice. Go back and make her wish for a cold wash cloth with ever step she takes tomorrow.

DaneMcCloud
03-07-2011, 12:35 AM
Let me get this straight - you have a lady friend at your house but you're on the computer seeking advice on what to do from internet dorks. Here's my advice. Go back and make her wish for a cold wash cloth with ever step she takes tomorrow.

In other words, have some frozen blue gels ready for her walk of shame tomorrow morning.

Rain Man
03-07-2011, 12:36 AM
And just like that I'm lured away from the compost discussion.


Either way, something's going to end up in the back yard in a 55-gallon drum.

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 12:42 AM
Let me get this straight - you have a lady friend at your house but you're on the computer seeking advice on what to do from internet dorks. Here's my advice. Go back and make her wish for a cold wash cloth with ever step she takes tomorrow.

Nah were going on a date later this week

Phobia
03-07-2011, 12:44 AM
Oh. Okay. That's better. Wear a wife beater to the date. You don't have a lot to work with but hopefully she likes mediocre biceps.

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 12:45 AM
Oh. Okay. That's better. Wear a wife beater to the date. You don't have a lot to work with but hopefully she likes mediocre biceps.

You sound jealous i'm not gay or anything but I'd let you top me off.

Phobia
03-07-2011, 12:47 AM
You sound jealous i'm not gay or anything but I'd let you top me off.

Oh, I'm definitely jealous, Ginger. But I'm not really sure what "top me off" means. You familiar with that kind of thing?

BigMeatballDave
03-07-2011, 12:47 AM
No. When I meet women that I've met online, its usually in a public location or their place. NEVER at my place. Plus, I like to get a feel for their mental stability before they know where I live.

BigMeatballDave
03-07-2011, 12:48 AM
I've never met a chick online. seems weird.In this day and age, its unusual not to, IMO.

DaneMcCloud
03-07-2011, 12:49 AM
No. When I meet women that I've met online, its usually in a public location or their place. NEVER at my place. Plus, I like to get a feel for their mental stability before they know where I live.

Very smart, D.

:thumb:

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 12:50 AM
No. When I meet women that I've met online, its usually in a public location or their place. NEVER at my place. Plus, I like to get a feel for their mental stability before they know where I live.

Of course but shes not from this area I'll meet her somewhere and bring her back hows that different than a one night stand? And who knows if it'll be just a one night stand.

DaneMcCloud
03-07-2011, 12:51 AM
In this day and age, its unusual not to, IMO.

I had a colonoscopy a few months back and one of the guys was celebrating his wedding anniversary later that day. He told us how they met, then the anesthesiologist commented that he met his wife on Match.com, and he was about 60 years old.

I thought that was pretty cool. I'd rather people be happy, whatever the means, than be lonely and miserable.

Phobia
03-07-2011, 12:52 AM
No. When I meet women that I've met online, its usually in a public location or their place. NEVER at my place. Plus, I like to get a feel for their mental stability before they know where I live.

Yeah. All the crazy ones definitely present early in a relationship.... Heh. The psycho broads I've dated faked normal for weeks/months/years before I caught a clue. Now maybe I'm just real stupid or maybe they don't get psycho right away. Random broads looking for a hookup don't usually get too emotionally attached overnight. But what do I know? I've been out of the game for a while.

BigMeatballDave
03-07-2011, 12:52 AM
http://i56.tinypic.com/2iiu928.jpgROFL

DaneMcCloud
03-07-2011, 12:53 AM
Random broads looking for a hookup don't usually get too emotionally attached overnight.

I've had that happen more than once, albeit 20 or more years ago.

It's safe to say it wasn't much fun.

BigMeatballDave
03-07-2011, 12:55 AM
Does everyone remember Mecca bragging about the chick he was banging, then someone pulled up the same exact pics from a porn website?

LMAOThat happened? How the fuck did I miss that? :LOL::LOL:

DaneMcCloud
03-07-2011, 12:56 AM
That happened? How the fuck did I miss that? :LOL::LOL:

Yeah, it happened for sure, but IIRC, it was in the picture forum.

The funny thing is that I complimented him for picking up such a "hot" girl. Then shortly thereafter, he was exposed.

I actually felt bad for him.

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 12:58 AM
Yea thats pretty bad

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 01:00 AM
You guys certainly have talked some sense though. She's talking about how she's looking for a relationship yet staying the night at a guys place ROFL I actually feel sorry for her.

BigMeatballDave
03-07-2011, 01:08 AM
You guys certainly have talked some sense though. She's talking about how she's looking for a relationship yet staying the night at a guys place ROFL I actually feel sorry for her and don't think I can boink her now.Just meet her someplace and she if she can carry on a conversation. Dont go to dinner right away, either. If there's no chemistry, then dinner is awkward and you've basically wasted money on a stranger.

ClevelandBronco
03-07-2011, 01:17 AM
I had a colonoscopy a few months back and one of the guys was celebrating his wedding anniversary later that day. He told us how they met, then the anesthesiologist commented that he met his wife on Match.com, and he was about 60 years old.

I thought that was pretty cool. I'd rather people be happy, whatever the means, than be lonely and miserable.

Dude, how many guys does it take to give you a colonoscopy?

Fritz88
03-07-2011, 01:21 AM
I actually felt bad for him.

False.
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Pushead2
03-07-2011, 01:27 AM
Does everyone remember Mecca bragging about the chick he was banging, then someone pulled up the same exact pics from a porn website?

LMAO

ROFLROFL

CrazyPhuD
03-07-2011, 01:34 AM
Yeah, it happened for sure, but IIRC, it was in the picture forum.

The funny thing is that I complimented him for picking up such a "hot" girl. Then shortly thereafter, he was exposed.

I actually felt bad for him.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=187757

This thread? Seems like he never got hard core called out just semi implied...

Johnny Vegas
03-07-2011, 04:43 AM
make sure they clap while you can't see them. If they stop clapping they're probably stealing your shit.

Los Pollos Hermanos
03-07-2011, 06:35 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=187757

This thread? Seems like he never got hard core called out just semi implied...

Damn, he got off easy.

Over-Head
03-07-2011, 07:01 AM
The first night you meet them? long as they swallow your fine:evil:
Its them spitters who will loot your junk when your sleeping it off

Saulbadguy
03-07-2011, 07:28 AM
If you bang her, let her stay.

Bwana
03-07-2011, 07:34 AM
Ummm

http://playeraffinity.com/images/Glenn-Close-Alex-Forrest-Fatal-Attraction_best-movie-villains.jpg

patteeu
03-07-2011, 07:45 AM
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seclark
03-07-2011, 07:46 AM
is she bringing her kids w/her?
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keg in kc
03-07-2011, 07:55 AM
IF you let her come to your house and you end up banging, SET YOUR SECURITY ALARM SYSTEM before crashing. That way, if she tries to leave for whatever reason, you'll catch her before she exists with your cash, goodies, etc.Probably not a worry. Women you meet online are usually about 3 times the size in real life that they lead you to think they are. It'll be like an earthquake if she so much as rolls over in her sleep. She'd never get out of there without waking the whole neighborhood. There's no clean getaway for a web-whale.

Old Dog
03-07-2011, 07:57 AM
The Mrs frowns on me letting them stay over the first night.

Otter
03-07-2011, 07:58 AM
Great idea. Make her a key while you're at it.

chiefsnorth
03-07-2011, 08:00 AM
There is some reason why a girl on a college campus has to look for love hours away. Whatever it is, you should be afraid of it.

Los Pollos Hermanos
03-07-2011, 08:08 AM
There is some reason why a girl on a college campus has to look for love hours away. Whatever it is, you should be afraid of it.

To be fair, he said she is only a 7. Which means, in real life, she's a 5.5.

loochy
03-07-2011, 08:27 AM
The first night you meet them?

Get it while you can.

Sofa King
03-07-2011, 08:31 AM
Here's a picture of the "chick"


http://i31.tinypic.com/30j7gjd.jpg














But seriously, if this isn't just Wendler using his online talents to set up an epic punk of Billay, I'm going to be disappointed.

loochy
03-07-2011, 08:37 AM
Here's a picture of the "chick"


http://i31.tinypic.com/30j7gjd.jpg

But seriously, if this isn't just Wendler using his online talents to set up an epic punk of Billay, I'm going to be disappointed.

Quit posting tranny pictures.

Over-Head
03-07-2011, 08:45 AM
Here's a picture of the "chick"


http://i31.tinypic.com/30j7gjd.jpg














But seriously, if this isn't just Wendler using his online talents to set up an epic punk of Billay, I'm going to be disappointed.
If I were that fuggen ugly, i'd shave my ass and walk backwards

R8RFAN
03-07-2011, 09:53 AM
post a pic so we can have one to give the cops

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-07-2011, 10:00 AM
The rule is "Don't".

NEVER have a chick that you've met at a bar or online or anywhere for that matter, know where you live or come to your house.

ALWAYS meet in a neutral location, whether it's a motel or hotel and so on.

IF you let her come to your house and you end up banging, SET YOUR SECURITY ALARM SYSTEM before crashing. That way, if she tries to leave for whatever reason, you'll catch her before she exists with your cash, goodies, etc.

1) This is good advice
2) I somehow doubt billay has a security system.

Pennywise
03-07-2011, 10:04 AM
Ummm

http://playeraffinity.com/images/Glenn-Close-Alex-Forrest-Fatal-Attraction_best-movie-villains.jpg

Bunnykiller.

Cave Johnson
03-07-2011, 10:21 AM
Congrats, Billay, for a) theoretically landing a chick and b) proving my theory that there's someone for everyone.

Dartgod
03-07-2011, 10:27 AM
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Radar Chief
03-07-2011, 10:28 AM
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Pennywise
03-07-2011, 10:29 AM
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Awesome post man.

KCUnited
03-07-2011, 10:31 AM
Had a friend drown in his own puke one night and the skank he brought home cleaned him out. Dead's dead, no doubt, but the last thing your family wants to be doing while mourning their loss is dealing with fraudulent charges and missing heirlooms.

Iowanian
03-07-2011, 10:34 AM
We're talking about a girl that is going to drive several hours to see billaaaaaaaaaaaay....



Of F'ing course I am fearful for her mental stability.

JOhn
03-07-2011, 10:51 AM
Congrats, Billay, for a) theoretically landing a chick and b) proving my theory that there's someone for everyone.

Hell I proved this 2 ex-wives and a couple dozen MILF's agoROFL


Oh, as someone said Post your pic & her's so we have ID's to give to the FBI

DaneMcCloud
03-07-2011, 11:08 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=187757

This thread? Seems like he never got hard core called out just semi implied...

That's the thread.

And yeah, I'd agree with your assessment but in all honestly, there wasn't as much "hate" going on in the forum at that time.

I'm sure if this same exact thread were posted today with the same exact results, it would be an immediate Hall of Classics thread.

beach tribe
03-07-2011, 11:37 AM
That doesn't preclude her from being an obsessive whack-job.

As a matter of fact, it probably increases those odds because she's hooking up with YOU instead of someone on campus.

No offense.

Gotta agree.

beach tribe
03-07-2011, 11:47 AM
That's the thread.

And yeah, I'd agree with your assessment but in all honestly, there wasn't as much "hate" going on in the forum at that time.

I'm sure if this same exact thread were posted today with the same exact results, it would be an immediate Hall of Classics thread.

OMG. Dude definitely has to come back as a mult. There's no way he can show his face around here after the complete ass he has shown that he is.

"Not gonna post the naked ones, she'll probably kill me"

Heh Heh,
Ha!
BWAAAHAAA!!!!

beach tribe
03-07-2011, 11:49 AM
I'm sure he was like "whew. It flew under the radar" This thread will make him immortally infamous.

alanm
03-07-2011, 12:12 PM
Probably not a worry. Women you meet online are usually about 3 times the size in real life that they lead you to think they are. It'll be like an earthquake if she so much as rolls over in her sleep. She'd never get out of there without waking the whole neighborhood. There's no clean getaway for a web-whale.ROFLROFL

Okie_Apparition
03-07-2011, 12:14 PM
I've read of stories where people get robbed. Going to look at cars they found online. Is that the avatar you want to go out with?

Kyle DeLexus
03-07-2011, 12:44 PM
1) This is good advice
2) I somehow doubt billay has a security system.

He could always put cat toys by the door so he'll know if she opened it.

Bambi
03-07-2011, 12:45 PM
Only if she brings blow. Otherwise, no.

chiefsnorth
03-07-2011, 12:49 PM
I'm sure he was like "whew. It flew under the radar" This thread will make him immortally infamous.

In the Douche of the year thread it said he didn't post anymore

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 01:37 PM
That's the thread.

And yeah, I'd agree with your assessment but in all honestly, there wasn't as much "hate" going on in the forum at that time.

I'm sure if this same exact thread were posted today with the same exact results, it would be an immediate Hall of Classics thread.

Shit I thought this thread would be in the classics i'm disappointed.

Cave Johnson
03-07-2011, 01:53 PM
Shit I thought this thread would be in the classics i'm disappointed.

Narcissist.

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 01:56 PM
Narcissist.

Come sleep with me?

Demonpenz
03-07-2011, 01:58 PM
I got burned by this before, but I wasn't really mad, it was all on me. I was tired and alone and I thought this one might be the one. Cleaned me out

The Bad Guy
03-07-2011, 02:03 PM
Yeah, it happened for sure, but IIRC, it was in the picture forum.

The funny thing is that I complimented him for picking up such a "hot" girl. Then shortly thereafter, he was exposed.

I actually felt bad for him.

I fucking remember that. It was epic.

Cave Johnson
03-07-2011, 02:06 PM
Come sleep with me?

This is a chick that's visiting you?

WebGem
03-07-2011, 03:21 PM
they make motels for that

This.

I've never met a girl online, met plenty of guys though (lived w/ a handful of them - never had any issues), but yeah I'd probably just go the hotel route in that situation.

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 03:28 PM
I'm not spending a dime on this chick.

seclark
03-07-2011, 03:33 PM
This.

I've never met a girl online, met plenty of guys though (lived w/ a handful of them - never had any issues), but yeah I'd probably just go the hotel route in that situation.

huh???
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Phobia
03-07-2011, 03:42 PM
Shit I thought this thread would be in the classics i'm disappointed.

I tried but you ignored me when I called you Ginger. I can only do so much by myself. A melt-down would have helped your cause.

Phobia
03-07-2011, 03:43 PM
This.

I've never met a girl online, met plenty of guys though (lived w/ a handful of them - never had any issues), but yeah I'd probably just go the hotel route in that situation.

Yeah. I read that thread you started too. Explains almost everything.

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 03:44 PM
I tried but you ignored me when I called you Ginger. I can only do so much by myself. A melt-down would have helped your cause.

I'll never be a guido reality has set in :(

tooge
03-07-2011, 03:44 PM
She's hooking up with a ginger. There are definitely alterior motives. don't do it, she is after your wallet

Los Pollos Hermanos
03-07-2011, 05:01 PM
Shit I thought this thread would be in the classics i'm disappointed.

I assumed this thread was just a ruse to get everyone here to think you like chicks.

Sure-Oz
03-07-2011, 05:07 PM
Hello no is my answer

WebGem
03-07-2011, 05:26 PM
huh???
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Well between the last 3 summers and this recent, more permanent move, I've lived in 4 different houses in Vegas and the 8-9 total roommates I've had were all poker players and we all knew each other via AIM/2+2/online. It might be a little different but not really.

Dunno what the difference would be in the girl situation if you met her on eHarmony or one of those sites, or in a bar.

Okie_Apparition
03-07-2011, 06:03 PM
PETI Chick, on the second half of a catch and release program.

KcMizzou
03-07-2011, 06:14 PM
be honest; you 'met' her through craigslist.

as such:

odds that the following occurs...

1) you get herpes as a result: 2:1

2) she robs you blind: 4:1

3) her husband or boyfriend harm you in some way: 5:1

4) you have mindless sex with what turns out to be a prostitute: 7:1

5) she actually has a penis: 5:2

6) you like that she has a penis: 5:4

7) you have sex with her anyway despite not liking the penis: 2:1LMAO Holy shit.

Short Leash Hootie
03-07-2011, 06:21 PM
Too late.

Pics or GTFO.

:D

Does everyone remember Mecca bragging about the chick he was banging, then someone pulled up the same exact pics from a porn website?

LMAO

I'm trying not to be mean anymore...or start shit...but like I said...I think he's still a virgin.

Pablo
03-07-2011, 09:03 PM
I'm trying not to be mean anymore...or start shit...but like I said...I think he's still a virgin.LOL.

A virgin ginger?

God sure does hate you, billay.

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 09:08 PM
LOL.

A virgin ginger?

God sure does hate you, billay.

He's talking about Mecca. I haven't posted any pics of pornstars claiming their my gf. If god really hated me I'd be under 5'5, live in St. Joe, and cheer for KU.

Pablo
03-07-2011, 09:13 PM
He's talking about Mecca. I haven't posted any pics of pornstars claiming their my gf. If god really hated me I'd be under 5'5, live in St. Joe, and cheer for KU.LMAO

Oh, billayceps. Always so quick with the witty retort.

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 09:16 PM
LMAO

Oh, billayceps. Always so quick with the witty retort.

Be nice to me and I'll let ya bang her after!

Just Passin' By
03-07-2011, 09:17 PM
The first night you meet them?

Only if she swallows

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 09:18 PM
Guys i'm already bored as fuck with this chick and I haven't even met her. I'm gonna up the stakes and try to get her to bring a friend with her.

Pablo
03-07-2011, 09:19 PM
Be nice to me and I'll let ya bang her after!Sorry billay.

I don't fuck chicks in their pussies anymore.

That shit is so 1997.

Ass to mouth is the golden ticket.

If this cyber-whale is a butt slut deluxe I'll consider it, otherwise I'll have to pass.

Al Bundy
03-07-2011, 09:21 PM
f god really hated me I'd be under 5'5, live in St. Joe, and cheer for KU.

Well that was a good retort.

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 09:22 PM
Sorry billay.

I don't **** chicks in their pussies anymore.

That shit is so 1997.

Ass to mouth is the golden ticket.

If this cyber-whale is a butt slut deluxe I'll consider it, otherwise I'll have to pass.

Come on bruh she's from your neck of the woods and has all her teeth. Thats gotta be atleast a 9.5 right?

Pablo
03-07-2011, 09:23 PM
Guys i'm already bored as fuck with this chick and I haven't even met her. I'm gonna up the stakes and try to get her to bring a friend with her.You're not pulling off a three way, billay.

Jesus. Those really aren't that easy to do. Especially a three way with two chicks. You might get a drunk skankosaurus let you and a pal run a train through the A and V tunnels; but three ways with two girls aren't as easy as the pornos make them look.

The only thing you'll end up accomplishing is having another skank cock-block any action you may have got; and the first skank will just have somebody to hold your 'Skers pillowcase open as they dump any and everything valuable into and head out your door. Oh yeah, let's play a drinking game billay! It's called the three of us drink. Then you pass out with liquor dick and we steal everything!! It's just like monopoly.

Don't do it.

Pablo
03-07-2011, 09:24 PM
Come on bruh she's from your neck of the woods and has all her teeth. Thats gotta be atleast a 9.5 right?I don't mind a hummer from a gummer every now and then.

Meth - making ho's mouths more fuck-able since the 1980's.

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 09:24 PM
You're not pulling off a three way, billay.

Jesus. Those really aren't that easy to do. Especially a three way with two chicks. You might get a drunk skankosaurus let you and a pal run a train through the A and V tunnels; but three ways with two girls aren't as easy as the pornos make them look.

The only thing you'll end up accomplishing is having another skank cock-block any action you may have got; and the first skank will just have somebody to hold your 'Skers pillowcase open as they dump any and everything valuable into and head out your door. Oh yeah, let's play a drinking game billay! It's called the three of us drink. Then you pass out with liquor dick and we steal everything!! It's just like monopoly.

Don't do it.

Dude this chick is clingy as fuck so she either says no and tells me to fuck off then I win.

Or she says yes and I get to pull off the upset and of course win.

Pablo
03-07-2011, 09:26 PM
Dude this chick is clingy as fuck so she either says no and tells me to fuck off then I win.

Or she says yes and I get to pull off the upset and of course win.Good luck with that, billay.

Cave Johnson
03-07-2011, 09:30 PM
Dude this chick is clingy as **** so she either says no and tells me to **** off then I win.

Or she says yes and I get to pull off the upset and of course win.

Methinks you may be overplaying your hand.

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 09:47 PM
Methinks you may be overplaying your hand.

How so? I understand the chances of a threesome have to be less than 5% but who gives a shit? If I fuck this wacko she'll never leave me alone.

chiefsnorth
03-07-2011, 10:10 PM
If there are any skanks that will pair up and drive hours to doubleteam some guy from craigslist, they are going to be large.

Actually, this might be fun, you may not be able to find where Willay is supposed to go, but it would be like being naked in a moonwalk.

CrazyPhuD
03-07-2011, 10:13 PM
Dude this chick is clingy as fuck so she either says no and tells me to fuck off then I win.

Or she says yes and I get to pull off the upset and of course win.

The problem with a threesome is that you now have two crazy chicks so that one can chop up the body while the other is digging the holes.

Crush
03-07-2011, 10:20 PM
Dude this chick is clingy as fuck so she either says no and tells me to fuck off then I win.

Or she says yes and I get to pull off the upset and of course win.

Careful, it may turn out that they both have penises. You'll have a potential manage a sausage on your hands. NTTIAWWT

Short Leash Hootie
03-07-2011, 11:31 PM
I just think Craigslist is a dangerous road to travel...

the odds of the girl wanting to rob you are probably better than the girl wanting to actually have any sort of relations/relationship with you...

she might be the "wait you out" type of girl that robs you...sleeps with you and then waits for you to "pass out" and then steals your shit...

or she might be the one that has the massive, armed "boyfriend" who follows her and then beats the living shit out of you and takes your money...

or she might solicit money from you in advance and then be a police officer...

I mean...the odds of anything good coming out of something like that is just so minimal.

If I ever did the "online" thing...it would be a date first before I'd ever even consider anything sexual.

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 11:32 PM
It's not Craigslist dude it's one of those corny free dating websites and this chick wont STFU.

Count Alex's Losses
03-07-2011, 11:36 PM
Anyone else need a shower after reading this thread?

Chocolate Hog
03-07-2011, 11:37 PM
Anyone else need a shower after reading this thread?

Lolwut?

pr_capone
03-07-2011, 11:42 PM
Anyone else need a shower after reading this thread?

It wasn't that long ago that you were as desperate for pussy as billay is.

Phobia
03-07-2011, 11:52 PM
It wasn't that long ago that you were as desperate for pussy as billay is.

Just as desperate? Please. He's trolling craigslist. The only people more desperate than that are carrying bottles of MD20/20 to bag ladies.

Crush
03-08-2011, 04:46 AM
Anyone else need a shower after reading this thread?

You'll need a special shampoo to get rid of that.

NewChief
03-08-2011, 06:03 AM
Dude this chick is clingy as **** so she either says no and tells me to **** off then I win.

Or she says yes and I get to pull off the upset and of course win.

I met this Nigerian dude one time. He was really clingy, too. Wouldn't take no for an answer and really wanted to be friends.

I wonder what happened to him??



Seriously... have you ever considered what you're taking for attraction and clinginess might be persistence in the hopes of sealing the scam?

Sofa King
03-08-2011, 08:19 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CgmnmoZn-Z8/SfE2WZUbk1I/AAAAAAAAAT4/MgfJi9l13ls/s400/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

Crush
03-08-2011, 07:59 PM
Hopefully Billay is okay and not raped.

Crush
03-08-2011, 08:00 PM
The Crying Game II: Electric Boogaloo

CrazyPhuD
03-08-2011, 08:14 PM
Hopefully Billay is okay and not raped.

Dude he IS still a cornholer fan. It's not rape if you say yes.

Xanathol
03-08-2011, 11:28 PM
Its simple - go ahead and invite her over and get your F-18 "winning" on.

Once you are spent, get up, go to closet, and pull a live chicken out of a cage. Proceed to cut the head off and make a blood circle around the bed. Use the rest of the blood to apply war paint to your face then, if she's still there, walk away telling her you'll be right back as you forgot the barbwire and hot wax in the other room.

If she's STILL there, YOU should probably run - **** the stuff dude, that bitch is crazy.


Or if that is too much for you, you could try telling her you need inspiration for the next round, ala people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html - HAAARRRRRR!

johnny961
03-09-2011, 02:16 AM
The rule is "Don't".

NEVER have a chick that you've met at a bar or online or anywhere for that matter, know where you live or come to your house.

ALWAYS meet in a neutral location, whether it's a motel or hotel and so on.

.

This. No way I'm letting any woman I just met for a first date know where I live. In fact it would take me several face to face meetings before she came anywhere near my place. Too much s*** to possibly go wrong with somebody you don't know.

JD10367
03-09-2011, 06:50 AM
I'm sure she's a very nice girl, and just looking for another penis to add to her necklace collection... er, I mean, just looking for some company.

Garcia Bronco
03-09-2011, 09:12 AM
The first night you meet them?

I have a min of 3 dates and 2 weeks.

Saul Good
03-09-2011, 09:29 AM
Men Robbed After Hiring Exotic Dancers Online

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A couple young Minneapolis men who hired two exotic dancers they found on Craigslist ended up getting robbed at gunpoint.

The guys, who are both in their mid-20s, spent an evening drinking and celebrating last weekend. They decided to cap off their evening with entertainment provided by exotic dancers. However, barely two minutes after the women showed up at an Uptown condo, two men armed with guns burst into the unit.

The victims told police the robbers forced them at gunpoint to stay in a bathroom while they raided the place, taking off with cell phones, wallets, bags and a watch.

“It is a terrible idea to invite total strangers into your house, especially after you have been drinking,” said Minneapolis Lt. Mike Fossum. “You are going to be set up for a future burglary or you are going to get a home-invasion that night.”

Almost four days later, investigators are still looking for the armed robbers.

“It is not the first time they have done a home-invasion and it definitely won’t be their last. So, we want to catch them before they can rob someone else,” said Fossum, who supervises the MPD Robbery Unit.

He said these types of robbery are very under-reported because most victims are too embarrassed to come forward or they have also been involved in illegal activities.

“About eight out of 10 persons don’t report the crime,” said Lt. Fossum who said about three or four times a year he gets similar reports.

He said the two victims in the Uptown robbery are lucky they didn’t get shot — or worse. He has this advice for men looking to be entertained by exotic dancers.

“If you want to go and see some strippers, go to the legitimate clubs that we have all over the metro area. At least it is safe, somewhat safe, in there, opposed to having somebody come to your home,” said Fossum.

One of the victims, who said he feared for his safety and did not want to be identified, said he hopes that by reporting the crime to police it will help prevent someone else from getting hurt.

He also said he hopes his experience will make other men “think before you go drinking. It skews your decision-making process.”

MOhillbilly
03-09-2011, 09:53 AM
remember when your mama told you not to touch the stove but you did anyway?