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Dick Bull
03-08-2011, 02:21 AM
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Say hello to Adalyn Grace.

Sincerely,
a damned happy grandfather

Phobia
03-08-2011, 02:23 AM
Wow. You're old. Congrats!

Dick Bull
03-08-2011, 02:24 AM
Wow. You're old. Congrats!

Thanks. She's perfect.

Saccopoo
03-08-2011, 02:29 AM
Dude, you need to grow some grey or stop using Just For Men so much.

Start looking the part of "grandfather."

Dick Bull
03-08-2011, 02:32 AM
Dude, you need to grow some grey or stop using Just For Men so much.

Start looking the part of "grandfather."


I'm representing a new generation of "pappys"

Phobia
03-08-2011, 02:56 AM
I used to wear a "Grandpa" shirt for a joke. Dug it out of the closet a few months ago and realized I have 18 and 19 year old daughters. Don't wear it any longer.

Dick Bull
03-08-2011, 03:29 AM
I used to wear a "Grandpa" shirt for a joke. Dug it out of the closet a few months ago and realized I have 18 and 19 year old daughters. Don't wear it any longer.


My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem fuck yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, cocksucker.

Rudy lost the toss
03-08-2011, 03:33 AM
My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem **** yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, one who sucks the penis.

:popcorn:

kstater
03-08-2011, 03:37 AM
My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem fuck yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, cocksucker.

Is she hot? If a yes/no answer is weird for you, I'll simply take an answer that involves the number scale.

Dick Bull
03-08-2011, 03:46 AM
Is she hot? If a yes/no answer is weird for you, I'll simply take an answer that involves the number scale.

You know I saw I'm a grandpa. Proud of my grandbaby and you say this? Some crass comment about my daughter?

Rudy lost the toss
03-08-2011, 03:47 AM
Is she hot? If a yes/no answer is weird for you, I'll simply take an answer that involves the number scale.

Also, pics taken before she ruined her body are preferred

3rd&48ers
03-08-2011, 03:48 AM
Congrats!

Dick Bull
03-08-2011, 03:49 AM
Also, pics taken before she ruined her body are preferredd

I tell you what, pussy, they're here at my house. Come pick em up.

Dick Bull
03-08-2011, 03:53 AM
Congrats!

Thank you for having class that these pricks i've been assoicated with for damn near 12 years don't. You're alright in my book.

Rudy lost the toss
03-08-2011, 03:56 AM
I hope she's worth the trip.

LiveSteam
03-08-2011, 03:57 AM
dam shaken grandpa syndrome

Dick Bull
03-08-2011, 04:03 AM
I hope she's worth the trip.
douche

3rd&48ers
03-08-2011, 04:04 AM
Thank you for having class that these pricks i've been assoicated with for damn near 12 years don't. You're alright in my book.

Enjoy the gift God blessed your family with and don't let anything else matter.

RNR
03-08-2011, 05:38 AM
Congrats, I became a grandpa myself last summer. You will have no luck fighting the urge to spoil the kid ;)

Gonzo
03-08-2011, 05:54 AM
My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem fuck yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, cocksucker.
I don't think Phobia was giving you any shit here. It's just one of his random posts.
Anyway, congrats.
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bevischief
03-08-2011, 06:18 AM
Congrats.

Bugeater
03-08-2011, 06:22 AM
My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem fuck yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, cocksucker.
Holy overreaction!

milkman
03-08-2011, 06:30 AM
My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem **** yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, one who sucks the penis.

Didn't know that grandpas suffered postpartum symptoms.

Get a grip.

luv
03-08-2011, 06:32 AM
I didn't realize you had children older than your youngsters. Congrats, Pa Pa!

HonestChieffan
03-08-2011, 06:32 AM
very cool all good!!

big nasty kcnut
03-08-2011, 06:34 AM
dude relax phobia just messing with you. Need to relax and enjoy the grandbaby

kepp
03-08-2011, 06:34 AM
Holy overreaction!

Hormones

Saulbadguy
03-08-2011, 06:34 AM
You know I saw I'm a grandpa. Proud of my grandbaby and you say this? Some crass comment about my daughter?
Pics please.

Okie_Apparition
03-08-2011, 06:51 AM
This grandchild is nice and all. But using this as an opportunity to throw gang signs IS NOT COOL. That gang you're so fucking proud of is in for a world of hurt. BELIEBE IT

Sofa King
03-08-2011, 07:07 AM
Congrats on the kid!



LOL @ the overreaction.

Hydrae
03-08-2011, 07:22 AM
Being a Grandpa is great! I have 2 granddaughters now and they are so much fun. Everything they say about being a grandparent is true!

Congrats

seclark
03-08-2011, 07:31 AM
grats grandiddy.:thumb:
grandkids are the best. spent saturday w/my 4year old grandson. had a blast. he called me sunday and said his mom told him he couldn't say "peckerhead" any more.
again, enjoy.
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Old Dog
03-08-2011, 07:36 AM
I think the overreaction weighed more than her.

Congrats though.

REDHOTGTO
03-08-2011, 08:00 AM
congrats man, i have a 18 & a 21 yr old daughters, i aint ready to be a grandpa yet !
hope all works out well

DaFace
03-08-2011, 08:01 AM
You post a thread at 3am and expect the first responses to be cordial? Dude, you've been here. You know how this works. Man up.

Congrats on the rug rat, though.

Lzen
03-08-2011, 08:01 AM
Enjoy the gift God blessed your family with and don't let anything else matter.

This. You make it hard to dislike a Raiders/Tarheels fan. :thumb::thumb:

Congrats, Jeff.

You are too young to be a grandpa, but I guess things are like that these days. I told my son (18) that I better not become a grandpa any time soon or I may have to kill him. :evil:

Halfcan
03-08-2011, 08:05 AM
Congrats-you have a real cutie there!!

Rudy lost the toss
03-08-2011, 08:07 AM
congrats man, i have a 18 & a 21 yr old daughters, i aint ready to be a grandpa yet !
hope all works out well

Quick! Get this guy a jagged rock!

Over-Head
03-08-2011, 08:08 AM
congrats :thumb::thumb:

Iowanian
03-08-2011, 08:25 AM
Congrats on the kid.



Did they give you a cigar or Tiger Blood to celebrate?

""GRANDPA HEAH NOW! HELLO #WINNING!"

3rd&48ers
03-08-2011, 08:28 AM
This. You make it hard to dislike a Raiders/Tarheels fan. :thumb::thumb:

Congrats, Jeff.

You are too young to be a grandpa, but I guess things are like that these days. I told my son (18) that I better not become a grandpa any time soon or I may have to kill him. :evil:

I am hoarding rep for a March Madness run.... I usually lose it all during that time as I make new friends here LMAO

Fish
03-08-2011, 08:41 AM
Namechange: GrandmaLover

Lzen
03-08-2011, 09:04 AM
Namechange: GrandmaLover

ROFL

Iowanian
03-08-2011, 09:16 AM
badgrampy

WV
03-08-2011, 09:22 AM
Congrats....I can't imagine my little girl having little ones....double edged sword here.

kstater
03-08-2011, 09:38 AM
You know I saw I'm a grandpa. Proud of my grandbaby and you say this? Some crass comment about my daughter?

I take that as a no?

Bill Lundberg
03-08-2011, 11:47 AM
Congrats Jeff - You did overreact a bit to Phil, but you by no means deserve the abuse you're getting. Enjoy your grandchild.

WebGem
03-08-2011, 11:48 AM
Congrats Jeff - You did overreact a bit to Phil, but you by no means deserve the abuse you're getting. Enjoy your grandchild.

Dude he asked for it. And I don't mean by just making the thread, post #7 came out of nowhere.

Iowanian
03-08-2011, 11:50 AM
So she got knocked up by some random 'guy'? Congrats to your daughter, she's now in the running for scumbag of the year.

Oh BTW that's the ugliest baby I've seen in ages.


You're pretty much an asshole.

I hope your next fortune cookie says
"Ruffie in your low mein make you sleepy. Soon I ruin your mud vein"

Dick Bull
03-08-2011, 11:51 AM
So she got knocked up by some random 'guy'? Congrats to your daughter, she's now in the running for scumbag of the year.

Oh BTW that's the ugliest baby I've seen in ages.

You know this morning when I posted this I was a little tipsy and probably over sensitive. I'm sober now and not so much. It is quite funny.

Bill Lundberg
03-08-2011, 11:51 AM
Dude he asked for it. And I don't mean by just making the thread, post #7 came out of nowhere.

I don't disagree about post #7, but as a father of a daughter I'd chalk it up to emotions running high at an intense time for his family and cut him some slack.

Dick Bull
03-08-2011, 11:54 AM
Dude he asked for it. And I don't mean by just making the thread, post #7 came out of nowhere.

Lol, came out of the bottom of a bottle at 3 in the morning after a night of celebrating. Like I said I apologize for over reacting. I expected after one of those "what the hell did I do mornings" that I would get a piling on.

DaneMcCloud
03-08-2011, 11:54 AM
Does she smell like pepperoni or Canadian bacon?

:p

Congratulations!

Dick Bull
03-08-2011, 11:57 AM
Does she smell like pepperoni or Canadian bacon?

:p

Congratulations!

Like perfect!

thanks

DJ's left nut
03-08-2011, 11:58 AM
You know I saw I'm a grandpa. Proud of my grandbaby and you say this? Some crass comment about my daughter?

Dude.

Are you new?

(but for real, congrats)

BCD
03-08-2011, 12:00 PM
Grandparent @ 36? I'm 40. I cant even imagine. But then my son is only 12.

Jenson71
03-08-2011, 12:01 PM
Grandparent @ 36? I'm 40. I cant even imagine. But then my son is only 12.

What is taking so long?

BCD
03-08-2011, 12:04 PM
My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem fuck yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, cocksucker.LMAO Well, you got the crotchety old grampa act down.

Congrats on the grandbaby.

DaneMcCloud
03-08-2011, 12:05 PM
Grandparent @ 36? I'm 40. I cant even imagine. But then my son is only 12.

I'm 45 and my daughter isn't even 3 years old yet.

I (hopefully) won't be a grandfather until I'm at least 70, which is kind of a drag.

BCD
03-08-2011, 12:08 PM
Quick! Get this guy a jagged rock!ROFLROFL

BCD
03-08-2011, 12:12 PM
I'm 45 and my daughter isn't even 3 years old yet.

I (hopefully) won't be a grandfather until I'm at least 70, which is kind of a drag.Holy crap. I cant imagine chasing a 3 yo around at this age. That sounds exhausting. :thumb:

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-08-2011, 12:21 PM
My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem fuck yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, cocksucker.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Bump
03-08-2011, 12:23 PM
congrats! It's good to see that you are proud of your daughter and grandbaby, I've known some people from my hometown that kicked their children to the curb for having kids young or simply before marriage and that's sad IMO. Have fun being a grandfather!

Pants
03-08-2011, 12:28 PM
36 years? I wonder if you're the youngest grandpa in the history of the world. That's awesome for your kids and grand-kids though. Nothing better than young parents and grandparents who can stick around for a long time.

Dayze
03-08-2011, 12:29 PM
Congrats Gramps!

now...shouldn't you be yelling at some neighborhood kids to get off your lawn?

:)

Dick Bull
03-08-2011, 12:33 PM
36 years? I wonder if you're the youngest grandpa in the history of the world. That's awesome for your kids and grand-kids though. Nothing better than young parents and grandparents who can stick around for a long time.

I intend to make grandpaing look good.:thumb:

Dick Bull
03-08-2011, 12:34 PM
Congrats Gramps!

now...shouldn't you be yelling at some neighborhood kids to get off your lawn?

:)

silly man

they're all in school. I got to wait until they get home.

Iowanian
03-08-2011, 12:34 PM
III will beat you.

seclark
03-08-2011, 12:37 PM
III will beat you.

:LOL:

Inspector
03-08-2011, 12:50 PM
Grandchidren are the reward for not killing our kids.

Congratulations!!! I have 5 myself (3 girls and 2 boys)

Inspector
03-08-2011, 12:54 PM
Grandparent @ 36? I'm 40. I cant even imagine. But then my son is only 12.

Good grief!!

He's younger than 2 of my kids.

That makes me a little uneasy for some reason......

Phobia
03-08-2011, 01:06 PM
My daughter is 19. The guy she's lived with for the past 2 years is the father.
If that's a problem **** yourself to death on a jagged rock. Don't disrespect my family, one who sucks the penis.

Wow. Certainly didn't intend any disrespect. I'm probably not too far behind you. That was my point.

kstater
03-08-2011, 01:07 PM
Wow. Certainly didn't intend any disrespect. I'm probably not too far behind you. That was my point.

Pics??

Phobia
03-08-2011, 01:10 PM
Pics??

You want pics of me with machine guns or just pics of me drinking a beer?

KCChiefsMan
03-08-2011, 01:17 PM
You want pics of me with machine guns or just pics of me drinking a beer?

um, pics of you drinking beer with a machine gun. :thumb:

3rd&48ers
03-08-2011, 02:22 PM
http://www.40cozy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/awesomeness.jpg

kysirsoze
03-08-2011, 02:30 PM
At this rate you'll be a great great great grandfather at 90. Holy shit.

KurtCobain
03-08-2011, 02:37 PM
Grats diddy, I know you've got some problems with an ex wife you're trying hard to to decapitate, but at least this is a pot of gold in your life! New baby cures things.

Hooray!

Dick Bull
03-08-2011, 02:57 PM
Wow. Certainly didn't intend any disrespect. I'm probably not too far behind you. That was my point.

Like I said Phil I was drinking. I know you didn't mean any disrespect. Just a little emotional.

I apologize for overreacting.

Dick Bull
03-08-2011, 02:57 PM
http://www.40cozy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/awesomeness.jpg

mecca?

tooge
03-08-2011, 03:50 PM
congrats man. I have a number of years before grandkids as mine are only 8 and 7, but I can't imagine the spectrum of emotions that hit you when you think of your kids own kids. BTW, that mecca dude plays guitar too? wow.

Gonzo
03-08-2011, 05:21 PM
36 years old? Jfc I'm 34 and have a 2 year old. Can't imagine being a grandfather. I wasn't sure I was ready to become a dad until I was 32. Well, at least she can vote.
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Phobia
03-08-2011, 08:38 PM
Like I said Phil I was drinking. I know you didn't mean any disrespect. Just a little emotional.

I apologize for overreacting.

Cool. I'm not too worried about it just as long as you knew.

el borracho
03-08-2011, 08:48 PM
You want pics of me with machine guns or just pics of me drinking a beer?

Pics of you and the jagged rock, not too far behind this Motherlover. Duh!

KurtCobain
03-08-2011, 08:49 PM
Cool. I'm not too worried about it just as long as you knew.

So now you're assuming he doesn't comprehend things sober like an old grandpa with Alzheimer? Way to jump to conclusions man and be hard on a guy. You have no soul.

Chiefaholic
03-08-2011, 08:51 PM
Congrats on the new addition to the family! We recently became grandparents ourselves (Dec. 22nd).