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Detoxing
03-08-2011, 10:25 AM
So my Brother in Law was under his house yesterday doing some plumbing work. While he's digging around he discovers something very strange.

He finds a small Gerber jar filled with urine. Taped under the jar is a picture of him.

The only ones living on the property are his wife, MIL, and his two kids.

None of which claim to know anything about it.

Fucking weird, huh?

ClevelandBronco
03-08-2011, 10:28 AM
It could have occurred naturally.

el borracho
03-08-2011, 10:28 AM
Move out of Amityville?

Donger
03-08-2011, 10:28 AM
So my Brother in Law was under his house yesterday doing some plumbing work. While he's digging around he discovers something very strange.

He finds a small Gerber jar filled with urine. Taped under the jar is a picture of him.

The only ones living on the property are his wife, MIL, and his two kids.

None of which claim to know anything about it.

****ing weird, huh?

How does he know that it's urine?

patteeu
03-08-2011, 10:28 AM
Sounds like voodoo to me! Or witchcraft. It can't be good, can it?

DA_T_84
03-08-2011, 10:31 AM
haha what the fuck?

Detoxing
03-08-2011, 10:31 AM
How does he know that it's urine?

Opened it? Don't know. Didn't ask.

Detoxing
03-08-2011, 10:32 AM
Sounds like voodoo to me! Or witchcraft. It can't be good, can it?

I don't know. His mom thinks it's some sort of witchcraft. She thinks his wife's mother is up to it because she knows that he doesn't want her staying with them.

He's creeped out. Shit, I kinda am too.

Saul Good
03-08-2011, 10:34 AM
I don't know. His mom thinks it's some sort of witchcraft. She thinks his wife's mother is up to it because she knows that he doesn't want her staying with them.

He's creeped out. Shit, I kinda am too.

Is his MIL crazy?

Brock
03-08-2011, 10:38 AM
What's his mil's background?

Detoxing
03-08-2011, 10:42 AM
Is his MIL crazy?

What's his mil's background?

Just an old mexican woman as far as i can tell.

However, his mom claims that the MIL, MIL's sister & Wife, have done something similar to this before.

Dont know if it's true or not, could be old lady gossip.

asdf
03-08-2011, 10:43 AM
Well, after a quick google search - not exact, but similar...
according to this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31107319/

and this
http://newenglandfolklore.blogspot.com/2010/02/making-witch-bottle.html

it's a witch bottle, apparently used to attract or pull bad energy away from the person specified. Looks like someone was trying to "help" him... :hmmm: :evil:

Rain Man
03-08-2011, 10:44 AM
Sounds like voodoo to me! Or witchcraft. It can't be good, can it?

Gotta be voodoo. Whichever one of his family members is Haitian is probably the culprit.

Saul Good
03-08-2011, 10:45 AM
Just an old mexican woman as far as i can tell.

However, his mom claims that the MIL, MIL's sister & Wife, have done something similar to this before.

Dont know if it's true or not, could be old lady gossip.

I'm betting it's true. One of my best friends is a woman who grew up in Mexico and still has a lot of family there. I'll ask her if this means anything to her.

gpsdude
03-08-2011, 10:47 AM
ok, so you have the bottle, check
you have the person, check
how the hell did she get the piss???

Brock
03-08-2011, 10:47 AM
It might not have bad intentions. In any case, I wouldn't be too worried about superstitious nonsense. I might refrain from eating her cooking for a while.

Over-Head
03-08-2011, 10:51 AM
ok, so you have the bottle, check
you have the person, check
how the hell did she get the piss???
who says its his....

eazyb81
03-08-2011, 10:51 AM
Sounds like the movie Paranormal Activity.

Either way I would kick the MIL out of your house ASAP. She's trying to kill you.

RubberSponge
03-08-2011, 10:54 AM
Whew, I'm thankful for the MIL I have.

That is very creepy. Who knows what other crazy stuff is occuring in his house. If it were me and happening with my children in the home. The MIL would need a lot more than a jar of her piss to protect herself from me. I bet she has a shrine hidden somewhere as well.

This woman will only become a bigger nuisance, disruption to the home and maybe even the marriage if she is allowed to live there longer.

I'd be putting my wifes feet to the fire and asking her what she knows what about her mothers witchcraft rituals. Hard for me to believe she wouldn't know anything as well.

Hog Farmer
03-08-2011, 10:55 AM
#1 The only way to be sure it's urine is to taste it.
#2 You would think he would remember pissing in a jar or some other container
#3 He should run and keep running for weeks and weeks until he can't run no more

Dave Lane
03-08-2011, 10:55 AM
Well its a christian artifact most commonly used in the 16th and 17th century so given the amount of time to improve on base christianity (0 CE) it is bound to be effective after 17 centuries of improvement. It is church approved at the time so I think it absolutely would work. The bible is never wrong!

Or was that about the end of the world? I get so confused...

seclark
03-08-2011, 10:58 AM
kinda similar to me and my mil. only difference is i usually take a dump in her $hitter and don't flush it.
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CHENZ A!
03-08-2011, 11:07 AM
Poop in a paper bag and put it under her seat in her car.
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Detoxing
03-08-2011, 11:13 AM
Ok, so here is my take on it:

I think both the MIL and Wife are up to it. But it's FOR the wife. My wife doesn't buy my idea, but I think it makes sense.

Those two have been trying to have one last child, but she has miscarried several times now. Doctors told her she has a very slim chance of having another child.

She has been in bed rest and unable to work since she found out she was pregnant. They have been taking special care in an effort to not miscarry again.

MAYBE the jar is filled with HER piss. They used a GERBER bottle (get it? Baby related?) and taped his pic under it because he's the father.

Maybe it's some sort of Anti-miscarry concoction?

Detoxing
03-08-2011, 11:15 AM
Even if it is for her, I wouldn't wanna be married to some secret voodoo working family. I mean, WTF?

Brock
03-08-2011, 11:16 AM
Ok, so here is my take on it:

I think both the MIL and Wife are up to it. But it's FOR the wife. My wife doesn't buy my idea, but I think it makes sense.

Those two have been trying to have one last child, but she has miscarried several times now. Doctors told her she has a very slim chance of having another child.

She has been in bed rest and unable to work since she found out she was pregnant. They have been taking special care in an effort to not miscarry again.

MAYBE the jar is filled with HER piss. They used a GERBER bottle (get it? Baby related?) and taped his pic under it because he's the father.

Maybe it's some sort of Anti-miscarry concoction?

Seems plausible. It's no big deal. Weird, but harmless.

Saul Good
03-08-2011, 11:18 AM
Ok, so here is my take on it:

I think both the MIL and Wife are up to it. But it's FOR the wife. My wife doesn't buy my idea, but I think it makes sense.

Those two have been trying to have one last child, but she has miscarried several times now. Doctors told her she has a very slim chance of having another child.

She has been in bed rest and unable to work since she found out she was pregnant. They have been taking special care in an effort to not miscarry again.

MAYBE the jar is filled with HER piss. They used a GERBER bottle (get it? Baby related?) and taped his pic under it because he's the father.

Maybe it's some sort of Anti-miscarry concoction?
I think you've solved the mystery. In fact, I'm almost 100% certain of it.

Demonpenz
03-08-2011, 11:21 AM
It's for pouring onto a 14 year old...that way R. Kelly never finds his way onto the charts again.

redhed
03-08-2011, 11:42 AM
Ok, sisnce we're gonna go down the "voodoo" road, here's one:

My cousin is trying to have a baby. They got pregs, only to miscarry. Cousin comes home one day soon after (maybe the day after the mis) to find 2 unbroken chicken eggs in the front yard, like somebody put them there. WTH?!?


I've never heard of the piss in a jar thing neither, but it sounds like you guys are on the right track.

seclark
03-08-2011, 11:52 AM
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blaise
03-08-2011, 11:54 AM
I wish an old Mexican woman would make a piss jar for me.

Fire Me Boy!
03-08-2011, 11:56 AM
.

Jobu's for bats, not babies.

WebGem
03-08-2011, 12:06 PM
Hahaahaha. When I read the OP I was like what the fuck? And after reading the next 31 posts it's funny less weird it got.

Detoxing
03-08-2011, 12:11 PM
Hahaahaha. When I read the OP I was like what the ****? And after reading the next 31 posts it's funny less weird it got.

No, it's still fucking weird.

What if your wife was doing some weird Voodoo shit behind your back?

Rausch
03-08-2011, 01:03 PM
No, it's still ****ing weird.

What if your wife was doing some weird Voodoo shit behind your back?

Women never, EVAR, get less crazy as time passes...

Frankie
03-08-2011, 01:05 PM
So my Brother in Law was under his house yesterday doing some plumbing work. While he's digging around he discovers something very strange.

He finds a small Gerber jar filled with urine. Taped under the jar is a picture of him.

The only ones living on the property are his wife, MIL, and his two kids.

None of which claim to know anything about it.

****ing weird, huh?

Have you experienced any 'missing time?'

Iowanian
03-08-2011, 01:22 PM
kinda similar to me and my mil. only difference is i usually take a dump in her $hitter and don't flush it.
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It only works if you tape her pic to the bottom of the bowl first.

Bump
03-08-2011, 01:43 PM
A woman should take her first urine on Monday morning, put
it in a jar and place it under the bed for nine days and it
will hold her husband.

loochy
03-08-2011, 01:44 PM
#1 The only way to be sure it's urine is to taste it.
#2 You would think he would remember pissing in a jar or some other container
#3 He should run and keep running for weeks and weeks until he can't run no more

This.

However, in addition to #1, you'd have to then taste some of your fresh urine to be sure it's yours. I mean, how else would someone know what urine tastes like?

loochy
03-08-2011, 01:46 PM
Ok, so here is my take on it:

I think both the MIL and Wife are up to it. But it's FOR the wife. My wife doesn't buy my idea, but I think it makes sense.

Those two have been trying to have one last child, but she has miscarried several times now. Doctors told her she has a very slim chance of having another child.

She has been in bed rest and unable to work since she found out she was pregnant. They have been taking special care in an effort to not miscarry again.

MAYBE the jar is filled with HER piss. They used a GERBER bottle (get it? Baby related?) and taped his pic under it because he's the father.

Maybe it's some sort of Anti-miscarry concoction?

No less creepy and no less asinine.

WebGem
03-08-2011, 01:48 PM
No, it's still ****ing weird.

What if your wife was doing some weird Voodoo shit behind your back?

Well yeah it's still weird, just less weird.

Or maybe it's actually more weird. At first I had absolutely no idea what it could have been, the voodoo thing came out of left field for me. I'm not usually familiar with stuff like that.

If I had a wife and she was doing that I really don't know, I'd probably tell her she's weird. But I wouldn't be that worried about anything.

Detoxing
03-08-2011, 01:54 PM
I'd probably tell her she's weird. But I wouldn't be that worried about anything.

Yeah...until she finds your porn stash.

Graystoke
03-08-2011, 01:57 PM
Did the Jar have Cigar Stains on it?
http://www.columbo-site.freeuk.com/frontpagecolumbo1.jpg

Saul Good
03-08-2011, 03:09 PM
No, it's still fucking weird.

What if your wife was doing some weird Voodoo shit behind your back?

I talked to my friend from Mexico. She confirmed that this is exactly what happened. The guy's wife and MIL did this as kind of a fertility ritual. It's pretty common in Mexico. They didn't tell the husband because they knew he'd think it was weird.

loochy
03-08-2011, 03:29 PM
They didn't tell the husband because they knew he'd think it was weird.

Gee I wonder why. :spock:

Detoxing
03-08-2011, 03:41 PM
I talked to my friend from Mexico. She confirmed that this is exactly what happened. The guy's wife and MIL did this as kind of a fertility ritual. It's pretty common in Mexico. They didn't tell the husband because they knew he'd think it was weird.

Nice work.

Just makes you wonder what kind of other "rituals" you could be subjected to.

loochy
03-08-2011, 03:52 PM
I talked to my friend from Mexico. She confirmed that this is exactly what happened. The guy's wife and MIL did this as kind of a fertility ritual. It's pretty common in Mexico. They didn't tell the husband because they knew he'd think it was weird.

He should have poured it out and filled it with anti freeze, then fed it to the wife and mother in another type of ritual that could cure ALL of their problems.

bowener
03-08-2011, 03:58 PM
He should have poured it out and filled it with anti freeze, then fed it to the wife and mother in another type of ritual that could cure ALL of their problems.

Uh, yeah.....

That's exactly what he should have done.

Nailed this one, kid.

loochy
03-08-2011, 04:17 PM
Uh, yeah.....

That's exactly what he should have done.

Nailed this one, kid.

:rolleyes: Broken sarcasm meter?

Phobia
03-08-2011, 04:22 PM
You know, whenever I have fertility issues I practice an old proven ritual often. It's called making love. It works.

mikey23545
03-08-2011, 04:43 PM
Well its a christian artifact most commonly used in the 16th and 17th century so given the amount of time to improve on base christianity (0 CE) it is bound to be effective after 17 centuries of improvement. It is church approved at the time so I think it absolutely would work. The bible is never wrong!

Or was that about the end of the world? I get so confused...

So your religious bigotry rears its ugly head again, huh?

In all seriousness I think your obsession has reached the point of requiring professional help.